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[[Image:Heartlungs.jpg|thumb|right|180px|♥]]
[[Image:Heartlungs.jpg|thumb|♥]]
[[Image:Sheerheartattack.png|thumb|right|180px|♥ attack]]
[[Image:Sheerheartattack.png|thumb|♥ attack]]


'''♥''' (alternatively: <font color=red>♥</font> or '''<3''') is the [[Pun|beloved]] character of choice for [[emo]]s, [[scene]] twats, [[Japanophile]]s and all around [[fuckwit]]s. The ♥ appears primarily on [[MySpace]], [[Jameth|fagging]] up thousands of MySpace pages. You are probably an emofag as well because you managed to find this page.
'''♥''' (alternatively: {{colortext|red|♥}} or '''<3''') is the [[Pun|beloved]] character of choice for [[emo]]s, [[scene]] twats, [[Japanophile]]s and all around [[fuckwit]]s. The ♥ appears primarily on [[MySpace]], [[Jameth|fagging]] up thousands of MySpace pages. You are probably an emofag as well because you managed to find this page. You may have noticed that [[common knowledge|♥ looks nothing like a heart]], human or otherwise. What it is actually based on [[It is a mystery|is a mystery]], but [[some argue]] that it could be [[Shit nobody cares about|a pair of swans' necks, a seed that was used as birthcontrol in Ancient Greece]], or a [[DAT ASS|woman's shapely ass]].
You may have noticed that [[common knowledge|♥ looks nothing like a heart]], human or otherwise. This is because ♥ actually is a representation of engorged [[cooze|vaginal]] lips. ♥ was given the euphemism ''heart'' by prudes who thought ''engorged vaginal lips'' was too [[verbose]]. No, you [[faggot]], it was the symbol of the sylphium seed, which was [[birth control]] in ancient [[Greece]], hence, the association with hearts and [[love]]. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_%28symbol%29]


== The ♥ Phenomenon ==
== The ♥ Phenomenon ==
[[Image:Man the heartpoons.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Man the harpoons|MAN THE ♥POONS]]]]
 
[[Image:Man the heartpoons.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Man the harpoons|MAN THE ♥POONS]]]]


Every [[16 year old girl]] persists in using the ♥ character, despite the fact that it makes it blatantly [[obvious]] that they have [[idiot|shit for brains]]. The dark [[Tentacle rape|tendrils]] of ♥ have spread into all [[social networking]] websites, and is thoroughly, as you read this, undermining any respectability that the [[internets]] once had. This has become a problem for the [[pedophile|loners]] who lurk on MySpace looking for teenage girls to [[masturbate]] to or [[lemonparty|old men]] looking for girls to [[rape]] due to the fact you can't see the name of the user until you enter the page. You are then picked up by a profile tracker and then it's all over, sell your MySpaces.
Every [[16 year old girl]] persists in using the ♥ character, despite the fact that it makes it blatantly [[obvious]] that they have [[idiot|shit for brains]]. The dark [[Tentacle rape|tendrils]] of ♥ have spread into all [[social networking]] websites, and is thoroughly, as you read this, undermining any respectability that the [[internets]] once had. This has become a problem for the [[pedophile|loners]] who lurk on MySpace looking for teenage girls to [[masturbate]] to or [[lemonparty|old men]] looking for girls to [[rape]] due to the fact you can't see the name of the user until you enter the page. You are then picked up by a profile tracker and then it's all over, sell your MySpaces.
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== Fuck The ♥ ==
== Fuck The ♥ ==


The rapeage of the internets caused by the standard [[emo]]'s character of choice is, as of now, irreversible. [[LOL]] [[Apocalypse|APOCALYPSE]]!
The rapeage of the internets caused by the standard [[emo]]'s character of choice is, as of now, irreversible. [[LOL]] [[Apocalypse|APOCALYPSE]]!


==How To==
== How To ==


You can experience &hearts; by typing '''&amp;hearts;''' in your [[HTML]] code.
You can experience &hearts; by typing '''&amp;hearts;''' in your [[HTML]] code.
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== Shitty Search Engines ==
== Shitty Search Engines ==


* [http://www.google.com/search?q=%E2%99%A5 Google doesn't seem to be able to digest ♥] (although it can digest [http://www.google.com/search?q=raw+fish raw fish])
* [http://www.google.com/#q=%E2%99%A5 Google doesn't seem to be able to digest ♥] (although it can digest [http://www.google.com/search?q=raw+fish raw fish])
* [http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=%E2%99%A5&FORM=MSNH Live Search doesn't seem to be able to digest ♥]
* [http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=%E2%99%A5&FORM=MSNH Live Search doesn't seem to be able to digest ♥]
* [http://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=UTF-8&fr=sfp&p=%E2%99%A5 Yahoo doesn't seem to be able to digest ♥]
* [http://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=UTF-8&fr=sfp&p=%E2%99%A5 Yahoo doesn't seem to be able to digest ♥]
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* [[♦]]
* [[♦]]
* [[Less than three]]
* [[Less than three]]


{{Language}}
{{Language}}


[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]

Revision as of 16:55, 17 April 2016

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♥
♥ attack

♥ (alternatively: ♥ or <3) is the beloved character of choice for emos, scene twats, Japanophiles and all around fuckwits. The ♥ appears primarily on MySpace, fagging up thousands of MySpace pages. You are probably an emofag as well because you managed to find this page. You may have noticed that ♥ looks nothing like a heart, human or otherwise. What it is actually based on is a mystery, but some argue that it could be a pair of swans' necks, a seed that was used as birthcontrol in Ancient Greece, or a woman's shapely ass.

The ♥ Phenomenon

MAN THE ♥POONS

Every 16 year old girl persists in using the ♥ character, despite the fact that it makes it blatantly obvious that they have shit for brains. The dark tendrils of ♥ have spread into all social networking websites, and is thoroughly, as you read this, undermining any respectability that the internets once had. This has become a problem for the loners who lurk on MySpace looking for teenage girls to masturbate to or old men looking for girls to rape due to the fact you can't see the name of the user until you enter the page. You are then picked up by a profile tracker and then it's all over, sell your MySpaces.

In various MMORPG's, people are conveyed and interpreted by their level of suit. In this case, ♥ means a person is kind, loves the social aspect and converses with many people, and gives out free items. Naturally, this means pussies, fags, and retards who gives out worthless shit to try and make their way up a non-existent social ladder.

Fuck The ♥

The rapeage of the internets caused by the standard emo's character of choice is, as of now, irreversible. LOL APOCALYPSE!

How To

You can experience ♥ by typing &hearts; in your HTML code.

You can also experience ♥ with alt+3 - under Linux with ctrl+shift u2665 <Enter>

♥ Hitting the Mainstream in the States

The Dance Dance Revolution series, followed by the thoroughly mediocre independent film I ♥ Huckabees (pronounced Eye-Heart-Huck-A-Beez) brought ♥ into the mainstream in the USA. And somehow still, nobody gives a fuck.

Shitty Search Engines

See Also


♥ is part of a series on Language & Communication
Languages and Dialects • Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and Usage • Rhetorical Strategies • Poetry • The Politics of Language and Communication • Media • Visual Rhetoric
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