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'''Tycho Brahe''' ( | '''Tycho Brahe''' (AKA Tyge Ottesen Brahe) Was a [[Danish]] [[Jedi]] born in 1546. Apart from having [[The Rent Is Too Damn High|awesome facial hair,]] he is loved in all quarters by all people: | ||
*Nerds love him because he basically invented the heliocentric universe by [[trolling|guesswork]] | *Nerds love him because he basically invented the heliocentric universe by [[trolling|guesswork]] | ||
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*People who like forwarding their coworkers funny articles love him because he had [[I did it for the lulz|a metal nose, bought a psychic midget]], and owned a [[Space Moose|moose]] that [[Tumbles the Stairdragon|got so drunk at a party it fell down a flight of stairs and killed itself]] | *People who like forwarding their coworkers funny articles love him because he had [[I did it for the lulz|a metal nose, bought a psychic midget]], and owned a [[Space Moose|moose]] that [[Tumbles the Stairdragon|got so drunk at a party it fell down a flight of stairs and killed itself]] | ||
*The easily influenced love him because ''[[Penny Arcade]]'s'' Jerry Holkins named his online moniker after him | *The easily influenced love him because ''[[Penny Arcade]]'s'' Jerry Holkins named his online moniker after him | ||
*Scandinavia actually named bad days after him. Whenever you have a bad day in Scandinavia, which is everyday since it is Scandinavia, it is a so-called Tycho Brahe's Day. | |||
On a side note, it's rumored that he died at a fancy dinner party by holding his piss so long that his bladder burst, flooding his body with all kinds of toxic chemicals. | On a side note, it's rumored that he died at a fancy dinner party by holding his piss so long that his bladder burst, flooding his body with all kinds of toxic chemicals. | ||
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*[http://www.cracked.com/article_16559_7-eccentric-geniuses-who-were-clearly-just-insane.html Tycho at Cracked] | *[http://www.cracked.com/article_16559_7-eccentric-geniuses-who-were-clearly-just-insane.html Tycho at Cracked] | ||
*[http://www.penny-arcade.com Piggy Baldcade] | *[http://www.penny-arcade.com Piggy Baldcade] | ||
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[[Category:People|Brahe, Tycho]] | [[Category:People|Brahe, Tycho]] | ||
Revision as of 07:51, 3 June 2016
Tycho Brahe (AKA Tyge Ottesen Brahe) Was a Danish Jedi born in 1546. Apart from having awesome facial hair, he is loved in all quarters by all people:
- Nerds love him because he basically invented the heliocentric universe by guesswork
- Dramaticians love him because he was a reckless swordfighting alcoholic
- People who like forwarding their coworkers funny articles love him because he had a metal nose, bought a psychic midget, and owned a moose that got so drunk at a party it fell down a flight of stairs and killed itself
- The easily influenced love him because Penny Arcade's Jerry Holkins named his online moniker after him
- Scandinavia actually named bad days after him. Whenever you have a bad day in Scandinavia, which is everyday since it is Scandinavia, it is a so-called Tycho Brahe's Day.
On a side note, it's rumored that he died at a fancy dinner party by holding his piss so long that his bladder burst, flooding his body with all kinds of toxic chemicals.
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