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[[Image:manlycomescleanlol.png|thumb|Manly finally comes clean about his [[NEET|first life]]. (Being someone's rebound and the ensuing [[Manlytears#E-Love Life+Sex Scandal|sex scandal]] aside)]] | [[Image:manlycomescleanlol.png|thumb|Manly finally comes clean about his [[NEET|first life]]. (Being someone's rebound and the ensuing [[Manlytears#E-Love Life+Sex Scandal|sex scandal]] aside)]] | ||
Sometime [[last Thursday]], Manlytears decided that being a tryhard on /v/ wasn't enough and that he needed a [[retard|special]] kind of audience to validate his existence. In his attempt to gain e-fame in an already dead game (and so no one would remember him as that annoying [[short|manlet]] from /v/), he started using the name [[420|Britbong]]. To further garner his desired audience of wannabe Second Life trolls and [[Patriotic Nigras|PN rejects]], Britbong began purporting himself to be the original creator of [[Ralph|Ralph Pootawn]], the little green imp who was known for interrupting the [[Cybersex|lewd activity]] of Second Life's depraved players. When he's not spouting memes on [[Shit|Twitch]] ([[tryhard|I-Ironically of course!!!]]), Manly can be found [[Edgy|making fun of peoples' dearly departed family members]] in welcome areas. | Sometime [[last Thursday]], Manlytears decided that being a tryhard on /v/ wasn't enough and that he needed a [[retard|special]] kind of audience to validate his existence. In his attempt to gain e-fame in an already dead game (and so no one would remember him as that annoying [[short|manlet]] from /v/), he started using the name [[420|Britbong]]. To further garner his desired audience of wannabe Second Life trolls and [[Patriotic Nigras|PN rejects]], Britbong began purporting himself to be the original creator of [[Ralph|Ralph Pootawn]], the little green imp who was known for interrupting the [[Cybersex|lewd activity]] of Second Life's depraved players. When he's not spouting memes on [[Shit|Twitch]] ([[tryhard|I-Ironically of course!!!]]), Manly can be found [[Edgy|making fun of peoples' dearly departed family members]] in welcome areas. | ||
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[[File:Dominic_Vanner_Julia_Brown.jpg|thumb|Upraksi quietly wishes for death as Manly's [[incest|mom]] snaps a picture of them.]] | [[File:Dominic_Vanner_Julia_Brown.jpg|thumb|Upraksi quietly wishes for death as Manly's [[incest|mom]] snaps a picture of them.]] | ||
{{ | {{quote|Julia was involved romantically with a man named Justin when she met Dominic, and when Justin threw Julia out she flew to England in a tantrum, having sexual intercourse with Dominic in order to punish Justin. It is very plausible that this was Dominic's first sexual encounter with a woman. He was twenty-six years old at the time. | ||
Some details regarding the sexual intercourse: Julia, according to our sources, "said it was horrible". It "made her want to wash herself over and over". Dominic has personally noted that Julia would hide in the bathroom running the tap water, refusing to open the door (this has given her the contempt of both of his parents). Another anecdote recounted by Dominic himself is his rather uncomfortable fellatio experience. When Julia was performing fellatio on Dominic, she would suddenly look up at him and pose a question. "Why are you looking at me?". Dominic was unable to answer. |A scholar's description of the encounter. [https://archive.is/QFROk Full hilarious text can be found here].}} | Some details regarding the sexual intercourse: Julia, according to our sources, "said it was horrible". It "made her want to wash herself over and over". Dominic has personally noted that Julia would hide in the bathroom running the tap water, refusing to open the door (this has given her the contempt of both of his parents). Another anecdote recounted by Dominic himself is his rather uncomfortable fellatio experience. When Julia was performing fellatio on Dominic, she would suddenly look up at him and pose a question. "Why are you looking at me?". Dominic was unable to answer. |A scholar's description of the encounter. [https://archive.is/QFROk Full hilarious text can be found here].}} | ||
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Manlytears aka Shortstuff aka manlet aka Britbong aka Dominic Vanner is a notorious self-important britfag "troll" on /v/ and Second Life, a short stack of shit who takes pleasure in posting pictures of himself on the internet like the sobbing attention whore he is. Manly tends to hover around 4chan's video game board days on end pitifully attempting to rile up the many /v/irgins that lurk there, this is due to the fact that he lives on the Isle of Wight, a backward country bumpkin island where the only other pastime available to him is sheep-fucking. Manly's other pastimes include scamming 12 year old boys on steam and telling everyone around that will listen what a masterful troll he is.
Personal Life/Background
Dominic Vanner has had a very difficult life, he was bullied mercilessly as a shortman at school so he cried to himself so hard he decided to sit at his computer for the rest of his short time on this earth. On the web, he comes off as a internet tough guy but when off he's a sobbing pussy who is ignored by people surrounding his personal life. Shortman doesn't have a job because he believes working for payment is for losers. He instead, as mentioned before, scams little kiddies on Steam and makes money from trolling videos. He also takes money from his mum and benefits. It's surprising that he had actually managed to keep his life intact seeing as how much of a failure he is. He has also never had sex but claims it's cool to not have relationships, we all know that deep down, Dominic cannot find a woman stupid enough to hook up with him. Nevermind, he did.
Activities
Manlytears tends to flit around the 4chan board as one of your usual bumboy tripfaggots setting fires and getting mountains of abuse hurled at him. But when manlet isn't choking on numerous dicks, he is claiming to have created the "forever alone" meme on reddit and even going as far as to copyright it. His misguided attempts of gaining some semblance of recognition on the internet fell through however when it was swiftly discovered that he never created the "forever alone" meme and is in fact a whiny lying fagball. Deciding that Manlytears had become such a giant smoldering mass of shameful unwarranted self importance, the denizens of /v/ decided to dox and deface the smug cunt. All went well and manly turned into a blubbering wreck as /v/irgins called his house repeatedly asking if he had any copies of battletoads. Manlet now walks the halls of /v/ as a sad rejected ghost, laughed at all the way, never to gain the internet celebrity he so desperately craved.
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Lil' vanner also peruses his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page, desperately attempting to blank all he can under various sockpuppets. not to mention weeping and sperging on the talk page. He'll also write himself into the page on /v/ or attempt to force himself into the forever alone ED page, claiming again that he was the creator, all the while not realizing that typing your scrambled lies into the interbutts does not make them truth. More recently, Minivan cried to Zaiger on Twitter (after having one of his subordinates threaten Zaiger with dox didn't work) about his article and how he gives zero fucks about it. Even more recently, Manlytears took to twitter to complain about his article being slanderous. Sound familiar?
On Twitter
When itty bitty ManletTears really needs a soapbox, he takes to his Twitter account where he spends a good deal of time yelling at his detractors, promoting his so called "NEET life", and calling people cucks and pedophiles. Due to Manly's tiny penis in meatspace, he often takes the time to thrust his internet toughguy persona onto other, more popular streamers like Esteban Winsmore, whose only "crime" was calling Manly out for being an unoriginal and unfunny hack.
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Manlytears: Professional Victim
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The sad but hilarious irony of Manly's career as a self proclaimed "troll" is that he cannot take it when shit is dished out right back at him. Because how dare you insult Manly and tell him what a meanypants he is! He's just telling it like it is and calling people out on their bullshit! In the event of such an instance, he'll suddenly develop a massive victim complex, take to Twitter and cry out to his army of fanboy white knights about how he's being bullied. He will however, try to hide his case of fractured ass behind the classic facade of "I don't give a shit" (while showcasing for you, just how many fucks he actually gives).
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Manly on Second Life
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Sometime last Thursday, Manlytears decided that being a tryhard on /v/ wasn't enough and that he needed a special kind of audience to validate his existence. In his attempt to gain e-fame in an already dead game (and so no one would remember him as that annoying manlet from /v/), he started using the name Britbong. To further garner his desired audience of wannabe Second Life trolls and PN rejects, Britbong began purporting himself to be the original creator of Ralph Pootawn, the little green imp who was known for interrupting the lewd activity of Second Life's depraved players. When he's not spouting memes on Twitch (I-Ironically of course!!!), Manly can be found making fun of peoples' dearly departed family members in welcome areas.
Manly's Claims to SL Fame
—Manly on how he's so pathetic he has to pretend that he was a goon | ||
As previously stated, Manly holds a death grip on the claim that he originally created Ralph Pootawn, the short and green little troll known for barging in on Second Life denizens while they have sex. Despite this claim, Manly has never been able to prove that he in fact owns the Ralph account. He's also been known to make the claim that he was once a member of Something Awful's now-dead group, W-Hat. However he has no basis for this claim as he cannot name any members of the now defunct goon group, known or otherwise.
His Videos
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Typical video by Manly (aka Britbong), laiden with bad voice acting and unfunny jokes about tummy licking and pedophilia. |
Manly takes great pride in his youtube channel, which is filled to the brim with nothing but trolling videos that would make only a twelve-year old boy or a grown man with severe autism giggle. In these videos he crudely follows the formulas of more entertaining SL trolls using his canned, unpleasant character voices. He also appears to be incapable of making jokes that aren't relevant to pedophilia, he has gone as far as to sexually harass underage people on second life for the sake of his youtube videos. Manly would like everyone to believe the desire for prepubescent children is just a character, but lately his videos have become so saturated with pedophilia it's hard to believe.
His youtube channel also serves as an outlet for his SL drama. You read that right - the epic SL griefer Britbong has become so invested with Second Life that he has found himself knee-deep in drama. Among this drama is his obsession with harassing SL users he dislikes. This hobby of his has reached a point where he will make characters modeled after those whom he hates, and feature said characters in entire videos meant to spite the inspiration.
E-Love Life+Sex Scandal
—A scholar's description of the encounter. Full hilarious text can be found here. | ||
At one point during his Second Life "trolling" escapades, ManletTears met a girl on the internet named Upraksi. Manlet, being the desperate beta that he is, agreed to meet Upraksi in real life after only knowing her for a few months. The end result was Upraksi's family begging her to come home and Manly awkwardly losing his virginity at the pathetic age of 26.
Refusing to believe that any woman could reject such a handsome, charming young troll such as himself, Manly refused to accept rejection and bought a plane ticket to Seattle to visit Upraksi without her consent. When she threatened to call the police, Manly cried about how his life was over because he wasted $300 on a plane ticket he couldn't use to stalk a woman who rejected him. This may not be far from the truth, though. If you're a jobless NEET like Manly, $300 dollars for a plane ride to see someone that hates you could be your undoing.
After finally realizing that his e-lover wanted nothing to do with him, Manly found comfort in the arms of notorious plus-sized queen IHM. The two met via Second Life and quickly hit it off with their mutual love of memes and sense of humor on par with a ten-year-old's. This relationship did not last though, as even irrelevant hambeasts have standards.
The Shekelberg Situation
Manlytears is extremely socially inept, as such friends are hard to come by for him. One day by chance an individual by the name of Shekelberg joined him in his retarded Hitbox griefing adventures. Shekelberg assumed the role of a sassy Jewish man with a passion for incest, and was much loved by Britbong's fanbase. For some time Shekelberg and Britbong were friends, but Britbong very quickly began to feel threatened by his popular new friend. Shekelberg seemed to steal the spotlight wherever they went, people that loved and hated Britbong adored Shekelberg. Britbong would occasionally receive asks on his ask.fm page about Shekelberg, which he quickly assumed were written by Shekel himself, because Britbong seems unable to comprehend the idea of people enjoying Shekelberg on his own stream.
Fuming with jealousy, Britbong openly cut all contact with Shekelberg. At one point, Britbong also created an alternate account pretending to be Shekelberg to try and fish personal information about his enemies from other Second Life users, log here (Backup 1, Backup 2). .
To top off all the pettiness, Britbong also went as far as to write a summary about how Shekelberg "wronged" him and why he deserved a Twitch de-modding. Britbong never provided a single piece of evidence to back up his claims, and Shekelberg responded with a counter-arguement paired with screenshots of steam conversations between the two. This confirmed that Britbong lied about almost everything that led to their falling out. To this day, Britbong continues to push away all of his friends and confidants away with his childish behavior. He is very sensitive to the idea that newer and younger Second Life trolls are more successful than him, on and offline.
War of the Trolls
It's no question that Britbong is a sociopath who loves to verbally abuse people on the internet to bolster his ego. Thusly, Britbong has a comical handicap for getting along with other trolls on the internet. Because of this, he has made enemies with other youtube trolls of the Second Life genre. Fellow youtubers such as CharlieWinsmore, Snipars, DanielfromSL, and the Scandinavian Prince have all received textual abuse from Britbong over twitter and even second life itself. Rather than befriending these other trolls and putting any conflicts to rest, he chooses to aggravate the situation by doxxing and berating the other person. Typically, if you do something britbong doesn't approve of, or say anything that resembles criticism of his work to your fans, his completely reasonable response is to openly call you by your real name, and reveal the names and facebooks of your family members as a means to drag internet drama into your personal life.
Britbong has also recently written an entire ED article about an older second life troll whom he accuses of harassing him. In reality, when Upraksi told Britbong to fuck off, Boyd gave Britbong pity money, presumably to make up for the plane ticket mentioned earlier in the article. However, unbeknownst to Britbong was that his e-girlfriend had been in a sexual relationship with Boyd the whole time. To this day, Britbong is still bitter over the whole ordeal. He continues to harass a generous old man simply for being better than him.
Have a seat, Britbong
Manly is well known for constantly talking about pedophilia on twitter and on Second Life. This is especially prevalent in his antics on Second Life and in his videos as he will accuse people of being pedophiles at every opportunity. Manly's pedophile hatred however is merely a front for his own secret love of small children, both real and animated, making Manly pedobear incarnate. Whether he's sleeping with a virtual waifu pillow that depicts a 14 year old girl or he's using Tomoko as his profile picture, Manly's lust for jailbait always manages to seep through, despite his supposed hatred of pedophiles and their behavior. More recently (in October 2015 to be exact), Manlet's child love finally hit a breaking point when he started linking cp on his own stream under the name of Constibal Wanker. But that's not all. In the same fell swoop, the short manchild also attempted to hook up with a 17 year old girl that he met in Second Life. When his sexual advances were rejected, Manly further showed his true colors when he attempted to obtain the personal information of the underage girl who spurned him. The whole doxing ordeal can be viewed in the video below.
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Anyone with any information on Manly's current whereabouts are encouraged to contact Interpol and Chris Hansen. | |||||
See Also
- Autism, Unwarranted Self-Importance, and Victim Complex (3 things that Manly suffers from)
- Tripfag
- /v/
- Quentin
- PewDiePie
- Short man syndrome
- Shameless Self Promotion
- Ralph Pootawn - Who Manly pretends to be
- Harrison Digfoot - Former friend and fellow pedophile
- Louis CK - Fellow Cuck
External Links
- Manlytears goes full retard and threatens to bombard peoples houses with poop
- Archived reaction from /v/ after he copyrighted forever alone
- His Reddit account
- His Twitter
- His NEW Twitter, Still a massive manlet.
His Youtube accountB&- His current Youtube
- Now on Tumblr too
Second Life Accounts
Snow Sondergaard - Manly's Second Life account (He gets PAID to be on here!!)B&Vanner Ryba - Current Main Second Life AccountB& after trying to solicit cybersex from underage girlsBetamalegamer - Another one of Manly's main accounts (Notice how he tries to hide his closeted pedophilia)B&Unemployableautist - One of his SL accounts that he uses for streaming and harassing fellow streamer DanielFromSLB&
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