Luvmonkeys

ATTENTION! This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion. You can help by posting their nude pix or spamming their talk page.

Nice mustache!

Ashley Bennett (known as LuvMonkeys and Insomniac-of-Heart on DeviantArt) is a known art thief, weeaboo and all together lolcow that first appeared on 4Chan. After pictures of her crafts (that looked suspiciously like feces) were posted on /cgl/, Anonymous flocked to her page to offer up some critique. They had no idea about the drama that was to come.

The Chronicles of Dramu

When The Shit Hit The Fan

It's not what you think.

On November 18, 2011, LuvMonkeys uploaded a picture of her latest cosplay endeavor to DeviantArt. Said photo was supposedly of a brooch she had made for a costume, but rather than looking like a piece of jewelry, it quite literally looked like she squeezed it out of her ass.

The picture received a lot of attention from the cosplayers of /cgl/, where a large hole was recently left in anons' hearts by Pixyteri's absence. Like a drama godsend from moot himself, her DeviantArt account was subsequently posted, revealing a treasure trove of sewing and crafting monstrosities. Rage was induced when it was known that she sold these things. Horrified by what they'd seen, users offered up constructive critique at first. They gave suggestions on how to improve or what supplies she could have used instead.

Rather than taking the criticism, Luvmonkeys flipped the fuck out.

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  And she questions how they found her so fast when she switched DeviantART accounts.
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  What her shit-brooch was supposed to look like.
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  Her art, with a helpful edit by anon
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  Does he have spider veins?

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  Her beautiful artwork! UGUU
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  A tender moment.
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  She made the vest herself! Also When you see it...
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  God have mercy.
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  Crying ukes are so kawaii!
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  Made by herself, for herself.
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  For sale for $15
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  Her Draculaura attempt
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  Fucking RUN
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  'Everything is my own concept.'
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  Got a little poop on your head there
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  Pajamas in a public park = classy.
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  What eyebrows?
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  The only reason no turds-esque shapes are visible, is that she only made the skirt.

The Truth Revealed

One by one, those who knew Luvmonkeys IRL made themselves known in the thread, revealing that more than eleven people were sick of her shit. Luvmonkeys caught onto this and started deleting friends on Facebook, somehow managing to avoid most, if not all of them.

With these 'mutual friends' came more stories about Luvmonkeys and her batshit insanity: Tales of autism and many other long lists of mental diseases she expressed and/or claimed to suffer from were told, including, "that time when she was upset about not being able to go to a meetup because she didn't get her camera...? The camera was going to be a gift from her grandfather - who died the day of the meetup. 'Sorry I can't go, guys, my grandpa died! Guess I'm not getting my camera now.'"

Inevitably, someone contacted little Ashley about her thread on /cgl/, at which point she responded by posting a sob story about the meanies at 4chan on Facebook. To this day no one knows if she really posted in that thread, defending herself in the only way that she knows by blaming EVERYONE ELSE for everything ever.

A few more threads were made, but died down within two weeks when nothing interesting happened.

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  What started it all.
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  Great at spending money.
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  Sometimes, she can state the obvious.
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  Ashley knows all!

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  Can't imagine what that stomach ache is from.
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  Ashley discusses unprofessional behavior.
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  ...and responds very professionally later.
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  'Everyone on Facebook needs to know I'm insulted!'
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  Did we mention she commissions costumes?
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  Quantity over quality.
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  She let her cat die of an undiagnosed respiratory infection, ever hear of a vet?
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  Typical excuse.
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  Ashley has Multiple Personality Disorder, guys.
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  Proof of Ashley's alter ego.... as well as the start of her anti-depressant tour.
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  But... didn't you start on anti-depressants two years ago?
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  I don't think that means what you think it means.
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  She's not sick!
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  How can anyone be this retarded.
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  Ashley can't keep her stories straight.
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  Two minutes of work is too hard for a lost con ticket when you just filed for bankruptcy.
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  She claims this set of photos was taken a month ago... when her camera has always been correct to the second.
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  'I really tried to kill myself guys and I'm hurt more than I said!'
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  'If you keep going we'll call the FBI!'
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CPS Fiasco

The luvmonkeys drama picked up again a month or so later. Pics surfaced about the horrible state her living room and general house was in, and Anons that knew her confirmed them. (Her mother posted a picture of the house on Facebook, which legit-confirmed it.) Something about her dad abusing her was dug up from her journals too, and it seemed like something serious. So in a rare caring moment, a few anons decided to call Child Protection Services.

Ashley found out and freaked, baleeting her journals and eventually her whole Luvmonkeys deviantArt account. Unfortunately, it could take weeks for something with CPS to happen, so the delicious dramu stood at a stand still for a while.

Eventually it became known that nothing happened at all. The only good that came out of this episode was that Ashley laid low for a while until she went full retard again with her new deviantArt account, which, via Facebook status update, she was completely flabbergasted by /cgl/ finding it so quickly (she friended almost everybody from her Luvmonkeys account).

Drama Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Voldemort's escapades

Luvmonkeys drama recently when another /cgl/ thread was started with a picture of her ridiculously off-kilter Ayame commission, (which she totally measured by letting mom wear it!) In the hours following, many anons criticized her cosplay while attempting to give helpful suggestions. Instead of gratefulness, she gave them the perpetual middle finger. Soon after she baleeted the images. She was eventually forced to create a new account (see below). After a few hours of hassling, things settled down again. She continued to post the world's shittiest art and cosplay things. With the drama episode coming to a close, /cgl/ located her tumblrs, including an AskRoxy (Homestuck) blog.

The Battle of Desu

Sugoi story bro

A tripfag took it upon herself to act as an overly obvious troll and spam luvmonkey's DeviantArt with poems, confessions, a rick-roll, and praise. All the while, anons spammed her deviantart page with questions and accusations, while a whitenight by the username Spaniel122 defended the living brooch out of her. Hours later, she switched to a new account but was discovered within minutes because it had the exact same icon as her old one. The tripfag immediately began again. Ashley's friends messaged the tripfag about "cyber bullying". After Katsucon 2012, the trolling died down. However, with Ashley's journal about her brother (see below), the tripfag gave up.

Brother's Cancer

"His cancer is just karma!"

On March 11, 2012, Ashley posted a deviantArt journal about her brother's cancer. Her brother has a daughter and a wife, and currently has 4 knots where the cancer was found and an immunity to chemo. In the journal, she said claimed her brother's cancer to be a good thing because he wasn't being mean to her any more. Of course, this was screencapped and posted along with much rage. Many anons messaged her berating her for her lack of compassion and selfishness, but in her BLAME EVERYONE ELSE fashion, she claimed her mother to have said the same thing and to have called it karma.

The fallout came when one anon told her she was not welcome at Animazement, and she later posted on the AZ group wall whining about how she wasn't going anymore. Not soon after, Ashley made (yet another) facebook status about "going to sleep forever".

The Day /cgl/ Stood Still

For a long time, Ashley drama remained pretty normal. Many people, including the tripfag from before had lost interest in Ashley. That is, until one anon decided to call her out on some of her shit.

The main subject being her claims of abuse from her father. Points were made and just when Ashley found herself backed into a corner, she mentioned she was slitting her wrists at that very moment. When the anon threatened to call the local hospital, Ashley even had the gall to say she wanted to go to the 'nicer' hospital because she liked it better.

What Ashley didn't expect were several anons calling said hospital, reporting her suicide threats and requesting the police to be sent to her doorstep. /cgl/ held its breath and waited for a lulzy Facebook status...and yet it never came. Hours passed and finally, an entire day went by without one single attention-whoring post from Ashley.

Rumors circulated that she was dead. Many speculated she was not dead and was in fact, grounded. As of right now, nobody truly knows what has become of our beloved Poop Brooch Princess.

As it turns out, Ashley stayed offline for two days. Supposedly her mother posted a status on Ashley's facebook saying her daughter had been kept in a psych ward during her absence, totally not grounded. However, Ashley has been known to use her mother's account. When Ashley came back, her Facebook once again returned to obsessive Twitter-like status. She wrote long and hard about her stay and her new meds, though refused to show her wrists.

Weeks later, on May 15th, Ashley herself proved that her "suicide" was bullshit by posting pictures of her left wrist, which she claimed to have been cut half-way through. After several people pointed that out, Ashley posted a pic of her wrist with "cuts". Besides the shoddy make-up job, there was a new mark that wasn't there on her zombie nail picture that she shot that same day. Several anons debunked these pics as bullshit, citing their own stories and pics of cuts.

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  "I like their hospital better."
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  Upon her return
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  And not a single mark on that wrist!
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  Trying to backtrack and claim nail pic was shot a month ago.

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  Trying to prove she really tried to commit suicide.
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  And Ashley wonders why we doubt her.

Disappeared again, Kind of

When getting told off for calling a suicidal person a dipshit that needs to fuck off...

On Sunday, May 20th 2012, an Anon privately messaged Ashley. The Anon herself was severely suicidal and would rather have ended their life than to be like Ashley, and she told her so in a genuinely heart-felt manner. While a great deal of people have shown their distaste for her in general, none (uncomfirmed) had confronted her like this before. Ashley then told her to get lost because she doesn't care when it's not about her.

It wasn't until after she was bragging to a friend about it that it was pointed out just what the message contained. After a lot of whining about how the message wasn't giving her asspats, and excuses of how she just "skimmed it," she finally agreed on an apology. However, at this point, followers of the drama were more than fed up with her, and a multitude of people told her off for responding the way she did.

As a result, Ashley threatened to delete all her pages. As of this edit, her Facebook is still open and her new dA is asherbeeproductions, proving once again that she never goes through anything in her life ever.

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  Ashley doesn't care about other peoples' problems.
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  'Oh yes she wanted to commit suicide BUT LOOK AT ME'
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  Resorting back to the typical 'it's not MY fault'
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  No idea why you were bitched at.

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  I told her to fuck off by accident
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  Hard to believe that this person tried helping her for weeks prior, right?
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  Just 4 hours after shouting she would deactivate her Facebook

Links

• All related dramu threads, (via Mediafire)
• Photobucket Archive
• Her Personal Photobucket
• Facebook roleplay
• asherbeeproductions
• luvmonkeys Baleeted!
• insomniac-of-heart Baleeted again!
• asherbeeproductions New DeviantART account
• HetaliaWorldForPeace
• Fanfiction.net account

See Also

• DeviantART
• Lolcow