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No joke, after watching only thirty minutes of this show you'll be a candidate for [[Terri Schiavo|tube feeding]]. | No joke, after watching only thirty minutes of this show you'll be a candidate for [[Terri Schiavo|tube feeding]]. | ||
Even though the town depicted in the show is called | Even though the town depicted in the show is called LazyTown, there are barely any [[nigger]]s. | ||
All too often, one comes across [[Rule 34|fan-porn]] of this show: [[Photoshopped]] pictures of its pink haired protagonist Stephanie sucking [[cock]]. These pictures originate from [[4chan]] and [[Something Awful]] members, generally to post on other, [[Virgin|more innocent]] boards such as [[Gaia Online]] or [[Neopets]], or as fapping material for [[sick fucks]]. | All too often, one comes across [[Rule 34|fan-porn]] of this show: [[Photoshopped]] pictures of its pink haired protagonist Stephanie sucking [[cock]]. These pictures originate from [[4chan]] and [[Something Awful]] members, generally to post on other, [[Virgin|more innocent]] boards such as [[Gaia Online]] or [[Neopets]], or as fapping material for [[sick fucks]]. | ||
== The | == The show == | ||
[[Image:Nazisteph.gif|thumb|left|Sieg Heil!]] | [[Image:Nazisteph.gif|thumb|left|Sieg Heil!]] | ||
[[Image:Juliannarosemaurielloakastephaniefr-1-.jpg|thumb|[[Asking for it]]]] | [[Image:Juliannarosemaurielloakastephaniefr-1-.jpg|thumb|[[Asking for it]].]] | ||
[[Image:118339487894-1-.gif|thumb|left|She's always horny!]] | [[Image:118339487894-1-.gif|thumb|left|She's always horny!]] | ||
[[Image:Lazytownfuture.gif|thumb|A look into Stephanie's future.]] | [[Image:Lazytownfuture.gif|thumb|A look into Stephanie's future.]] | ||
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[[Image:Pedobear_stephanie_sex.gif|thumb|left|GO PEDOBEAR!]] | [[Image:Pedobear_stephanie_sex.gif|thumb|left|GO PEDOBEAR!]] | ||
The cast of '' | The cast of ''LazyTown'' includes all types of [[fags]], [[pedophiles]], serial killers, and [[your mom]]. The main characters are: a [[liberal]] fag named [[Hard Gay|Sportacus]], who speaks fluent [[Engrish]] and has a permanent erection (see above); and a [[Wapanese]] chick with pink hair called Stephanie ([[#Julianna Rose Mauriello|Julianna Rose Mauriello]]) who gives [[pedophiles]] around the world instant erections. Stephanie's uncle is the mayor of the city, Mayor Milford Meanswell, who may or may not be a nigger. Since he's too much of a [[vagina]] to govern the city himself, he calls upon the aid of the "[[Homosexual|slightly-above-average hero]]", Sportacus. Since her uncle is a puppet, there has been widespread speculation that Stephanie is the love-child of Miss Piggy (hence the pink) and a mad pedo scientist who sought to create the perfect loli. Although no explanation is given on-screen for Stephanie's sudden arrival in LazyTown, child [[welfare]] documents show that she was sent there to live with her uncle after her parents admitted to [[police]] that they had been using her as a [[drug]] trafficking mule since the age of four. That is how she became the Fresh Princess of LazyTown. | ||
The rest of the cast are a bunch of [[obese]] puppets with [[fucktarded]] names such as [[Fat|Ziggy]], [[AZN|Trixie]], Jew, and [[Basement-dweller|Pixel]], whom Sportacus and the [[Wapanese|girl]] try to entice into more outdoor activities (i.e., interracial human-puppet [[orgy|orgies]]) but somehow fail miserably. They spend all their time on the [[ | The rest of the cast are a bunch of [[obese]] puppets with [[fucktarded]] names such as [[Fat|Ziggy]], [[AZN|Trixie]], Jew, and [[Basement-dweller|Pixel]], whom Sportacus and the [[Wapanese|girl]] try to entice into more outdoor activities (i.e., interracial human-puppet [[orgy|orgies]]) but somehow fail miserably. They spend all their time on the [[Internet]] jacking off to [[furry]] porn. The bad guy of the show is [[Robert Wayne Stiles|Robbie]] [[Rotten.com|Rotten]]; he's a pissy old man trying to act like Jim Carrey in ''Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas'' who jerked off one too many times to [[Germany|German]] [[scat porn]], and is now [[fail|impotent]]. | ||
The show is generally [[unfunny]], unless you're a [[pedophile]] yourself or Bullet Samurai and like seeing a [[Loli|little girl]] dance around. | The show is generally [[unfunny]], unless you're a [[pedophile]] yourself or Bullet Samurai and like seeing a [[Loli|little girl]] dance around. | ||
{{tinyquote|<small> | {{tinyquote|<small>LazyTown is incredible and a miracle. It helped me quit drinking alcohol and smoking cigarettes. It also helped me curb my sex addiction and saved my marriage, and now I don’t beat my children. I don’t know where I would be without this show. Probably in jail or dead. I owe everything to the show LazyTown.</small>|Smitty}} | ||
The show was created by [[Faggot|Magnús]] [[Jew|Scheving]], a [[Gay|gymnastics]] champion, who is [[Pedophile|FORTY FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD]]. Magnús also plays the role of Sportacus. | The show was created by [[Faggot|Magnús]] [[Jew|Scheving]], a [[Gay|gymnastics]] champion, who is [[Pedophile|FORTY FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD]]. Magnús also plays the role of Sportacus. | ||
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|[[Pedophile]]s around the world wait with bated breath for {{#expr:({{#time:U|May 26, 2009}} - {{#time:U|{{#time:Y-m-d}}}}) / 86400}} more days until the day she turns 18 (~15 Eurofags are good to go), at which time they | |[[Pedophile]]s around the world wait with bated breath for {{#expr:({{#time:U|May 26, 2009}} - {{#time:U|{{#time:Y-m-d}}}}) / 86400}} more days until the day she turns 18 (~15 Eurofags are good to go), at which time they | ||
|And as of her 18th birthday, she's '''legal''' in the USA and several European countries. Now <s>[[pedophile]]s</s> (too old) anyone around the world | |And as of her 18th birthday, she's '''legal''' in the USA and several European countries. Now <s>[[pedophile]]s</s> (too old) anyone around the world | ||
}} can [[fuck]] her brains out without getting arrested for statutory [[rape]] (if they ever left their computer chair). She is often the topic of many [[4chan]] discussions. Actually, she's | }} can [[fuck]] her brains out without getting arrested for statutory [[rape]] (if they ever left their computer chair). She is often the topic of many [[4chan]] discussions. Actually, she's 25 now, no longer Pedobear Approved. She's reached her peak and is now in a downward spiral which will undoubtedly end up with her squatting in a warehouse somewhere, shooting smack and selling herself for $50 a throw. | ||
== Sportacus Steroid Scandal[[Oneoneone|!!!1]] == | == Sportacus Steroid Scandal[[Oneoneone|!!!1]] == | ||
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During the course of the show Magnús Scheving (moar liek Fagnus Gayving, [[amirite]]?), writer and creator of ''LazyTown'' and [[Fail|actor]] who portrays SPORTACUS, admitted to using steroids. When asked why he merely explained "[[Engrish|they were not use as a muscle enhancing]], but to maintain muscle mass". He was then spat on by a journalist who was not pleased with the answer he gave, saying he was a lying S.O.B. Julianna Rose Mauriello has stated she had known of his use of steroids saying she had seen Fagnus inject himself on several occasions, though remained quiet. It should be said here that Gayving is 45 years old and still [[Masturbation|plays with]] little children. If Jellyanna had told the press he used steroids, she would have been raped and murdered. | During the course of the show Magnús Scheving (moar liek Fagnus Gayving, [[amirite]]?), writer and creator of ''LazyTown'' and [[Fail|actor]] who portrays SPORTACUS, admitted to using steroids. When asked why he merely explained "[[Engrish|they were not use as a muscle enhancing]], but to maintain muscle mass". He was then spat on by a journalist who was not pleased with the answer he gave, saying he was a lying S.O.B. Julianna Rose Mauriello has stated she had known of his use of steroids saying she had seen Fagnus inject himself on several occasions, though remained quiet. It should be said here that Gayving is 45 years old and still [[Masturbation|plays with]] little children. If Jellyanna had told the press he used steroids, she would have been raped and murdered. | ||
== The | == The possible origins of ''LazyTown'' == | ||
''See article at: [[Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat]]'' | ''See article at: [[Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat]]'' | ||
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This really makes one wonder what Stephanie needs with a purse and a megaphone. Does she stand on streetcorners selling herself, yelling out prices for the [[Whore|use and abuse of her young, freshly legal body]]? "5,000 krónur for a BJ! 20,000 krónur for straight sex!" Figure out the exchange rates yourself. She probably prefers Euros or U.S. dollars anyway, since the Icelandic economy is really hurting (''FYI, the rate is $41.02/€31.90 for a BJ and $164.07/€127.66 for sex''). And she probably doesn't allow anal or kissing. Condoms would, of course, be mandatory, you [[sick fuck]]. Hey, a child actor who's aged out of the industry needs to make a living. | This really makes one wonder what Stephanie needs with a purse and a megaphone. Does she stand on streetcorners selling herself, yelling out prices for the [[Whore|use and abuse of her young, freshly legal body]]? "5,000 krónur for a BJ! 20,000 krónur for straight sex!" Figure out the exchange rates yourself. She probably prefers Euros or U.S. dollars anyway, since the Icelandic economy is really hurting (''FYI, the rate is $41.02/€31.90 for a BJ and $164.07/€127.66 for sex''). And she probably doesn't allow anal or kissing. Condoms would, of course, be mandatory, you [[sick fuck]]. Hey, a child actor who's aged out of the industry needs to make a living. | ||
== Lulzy | == Lulzy videos == | ||
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File:Crazycake.jpg|Crazy Cake. | File:Crazycake.jpg|Crazy Cake. | ||
File:Lazytownniggers.png|What JewTube thinks of LazyTown | File:Lazytownniggers.png|What JewTube thinks of ''LazyTown'' | ||
File:Perez.jpg|Pic of Stephanie now that she's over 18 and suddenly no longer good looking. | File:Perez.jpg|Pic of Stephanie now that she's over 18 and suddenly no longer good looking. | ||
File:Cake_girl_irl.JPG|Fan doing cosplay. | File:Cake_girl_irl.JPG|Fan doing cosplay. | ||
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== See | == See also == | ||
* [[Baby Fuck]] | * [[Baby Fuck]] | ||
* [[Dora the Explorer]] | * ''[[Dora the Explorer]]'' | ||
* [[Font size=5]] | * [[Font size=5]] | ||
* [[Loli]] | * [[Loli]] | ||
* [[Pedobear]] | * [[Pedobear]] | ||
* ''[[Peppa Pig]]'' | |||
* [[Piracy]] | |||
* [[Trap]] | * [[Trap]] | ||
== External | == External links == | ||
* [http://lazytowncake.ytmnd.com YTMND meme] | * [http://lazytowncake.ytmnd.com YTMND meme] | ||
Revision as of 01:45, 9 July 2016
LazyTown is supposedly a kids' show, even though no kid has EVER watched it. The show is mainly geared towards pedophiles and coma victims. Kids rarely find LazyTown entertaining, but if you are a sensible adult who does not fantasize about underage girls, beware.
This show will skull fuck your reality. This program routinely whips out its joyful; bubbly and abnormally massive cock; inserts said cock into your cranial cavity; and doesn't stop pounding until it squirts a bucket of sticky pink happiness into your diseased and swollen brain tissue.
No joke, after watching only thirty minutes of this show you'll be a candidate for tube feeding.
Even though the town depicted in the show is called LazyTown, there are barely any niggers.
All too often, one comes across fan-porn of this show: Photoshopped pictures of its pink haired protagonist Stephanie sucking cock. These pictures originate from 4chan and Something Awful members, generally to post on other, more innocent boards such as Gaia Online or Neopets, or as fapping material for sick fucks.
The show
The cast of LazyTown includes all types of fags, pedophiles, serial killers, and your mom. The main characters are: a liberal fag named Sportacus, who speaks fluent Engrish and has a permanent erection (see above); and a Wapanese chick with pink hair called Stephanie (Julianna Rose Mauriello) who gives pedophiles around the world instant erections. Stephanie's uncle is the mayor of the city, Mayor Milford Meanswell, who may or may not be a nigger. Since he's too much of a vagina to govern the city himself, he calls upon the aid of the "slightly-above-average hero", Sportacus. Since her uncle is a puppet, there has been widespread speculation that Stephanie is the love-child of Miss Piggy (hence the pink) and a mad pedo scientist who sought to create the perfect loli. Although no explanation is given on-screen for Stephanie's sudden arrival in LazyTown, child welfare documents show that she was sent there to live with her uncle after her parents admitted to police that they had been using her as a drug trafficking mule since the age of four. That is how she became the Fresh Princess of LazyTown.
The rest of the cast are a bunch of obese puppets with fucktarded names such as Ziggy, Trixie, Jew, and Pixel, whom Sportacus and the girl try to entice into more outdoor activities (i.e., interracial human-puppet orgies) but somehow fail miserably. They spend all their time on the Internet jacking off to furry porn. The bad guy of the show is Robbie Rotten; he's a pissy old man trying to act like Jim Carrey in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas who jerked off one too many times to German scat porn, and is now impotent.
The show is generally unfunny, unless you're a pedophile yourself or Bullet Samurai and like seeing a little girl dance around.
—Smitty |
The show was created by Magnús Scheving, a gymnastics champion, who is FORTY FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD. Magnús also plays the role of Sportacus.
Julianna Rose Mauriello
Jooooolaaaaay Rose Mauriello, a real life loli, is the star of LazyTown. Born May 26, 1991, she is one of the most lusted after child icons.
And as of her 18th birthday, she's legal in the USA and several European countries. Now pedophiles (too old) anyone around the world can fuck her brains out without getting arrested for statutory rape (if they ever left their computer chair). She is often the topic of many 4chan discussions. Actually, she's 25 now, no longer Pedobear Approved. She's reached her peak and is now in a downward spiral which will undoubtedly end up with her squatting in a warehouse somewhere, shooting smack and selling herself for $50 a throw.
Sportacus Steroid Scandal!!!1
During the course of the show Magnús Scheving (moar liek Fagnus Gayving, amirite?), writer and creator of LazyTown and actor who portrays SPORTACUS, admitted to using steroids. When asked why he merely explained "they were not use as a muscle enhancing, but to maintain muscle mass". He was then spat on by a journalist who was not pleased with the answer he gave, saying he was a lying S.O.B. Julianna Rose Mauriello has stated she had known of his use of steroids saying she had seen Fagnus inject himself on several occasions, though remained quiet. It should be said here that Gayving is 45 years old and still plays with little children. If Jellyanna had told the press he used steroids, she would have been raped and murdered.
The possible origins of LazyTown
See article at: Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat
Memetic Mutation
Lazytown has spawned several memes, the most famous of which is the "You Are a Pirate" song. The song itself is not that funny, but someone made a flash of it and now it's all over the place. Also, the video is so gay that it's almost funny. However, it does raise several questions:
- How old is that girl? (18)
- How old is that man? (45)
- Is that man trying to rape her? (Yes)
- What? (No idea)
- What the hell is that thing in her belt? (A big, soft, pink sword)
- What the fuck is up with the European rave music break in the middle? (Srsly?!)
- Is this the original? (Yes)
- Fuck yeah? (Fuck yeah!)
This show also spawned one of the most annoying YTMND memes ever, which is really quite an accomplishment. These YTMNDs all include a song where Stephanie gives instructions on the proper way to make a Delicious Cake.
The cake instructional also gave rise to the Cakeroll.
Merch
There really is LazyTown merchandise out there. It's just really hard to find outside of Europe. As one crestfallen user at the getlazy.com forums reports,
I don't know about you, but I came.
This really makes one wonder what Stephanie needs with a purse and a megaphone. Does she stand on streetcorners selling herself, yelling out prices for the use and abuse of her young, freshly legal body? "5,000 krónur for a BJ! 20,000 krónur for straight sex!" Figure out the exchange rates yourself. She probably prefers Euros or U.S. dollars anyway, since the Icelandic economy is really hurting (FYI, the rate is $41.02/€31.90 for a BJ and $164.07/€127.66 for sex). And she probably doesn't allow anal or kissing. Condoms would, of course, be mandatory, you sick fuck. Hey, a child actor who's aged out of the industry needs to make a living.
Lulzy videos
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Pedobear rapes Stephanie. -
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Stephanie is a known member of Scientology. -
Time ta do teh cake dance!!!!!! -
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Crazy Cake. -
What JewTube thinks of LazyTown -
Pic of Stephanie now that she's over 18 and suddenly no longer good looking. -
Fan doing cosplay. -
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Not so cute now. -
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Julianna's movie, A FIX. Abridged? D Y K E. -
From her movie. Spoiler: she shoots this bully chick. -
See also
External links
- YTMND meme
- Fansite run by a kike pedo – Memebers like to think they're bigger than Anonymous.
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