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*Bradyrhino - A [[manchild]] who obsesses over baby shows and [[Arcades|arcade games]]. Need we say more? | *Bradyrhino - A [[manchild]] who obsesses over baby shows and [[Arcades|arcade games]]. Need we say more? | ||
*CaillouAndKlaskyCsupoFTW Payne RogersFTL VGCP - A [[Russia|Russian]] kid who has a strong hateboner for some random nobody named Payne Rogers. | *CaillouAndKlaskyCsupoFTW Payne RogersFTL VGCP - A [[Russia|Russian]] kid who has a strong hateboner for some random nobody named Payne Rogers. | ||
*[[Darren_A._Nichols|Darren Pipster]] - A {{age|2000|09|25}}-year-old Go!Sperglet who secretly has [[CP]] on his computer. His article needs fixing, like... big time! | *[[Darren_A._Nichols|Darren Pipster]] - A {{age|2000|09|25}}-year-old Go!Sperglet who secretly has [[CP]] on his computer. His article needs fixing, like... big time! | ||
*[[Diogo Mendes]] AKA "Doggis" - A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portuguese]] fag and certified [[pedo|GIT]] (groomer-in-training). Used to be a beacon of the [[circlejerk|"Logo Editing Community"]] and an idol of every Logosperglet; now he is a degenerate fatass that even Logosharts make fun of. Fun Fact: He almost [[tranny|trooned]] out once. | *[[Diogo Mendes]] AKA "Doggis" - A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portuguese]] fag and certified [[pedo|GIT]] (groomer-in-training). Used to be a beacon of the [[circlejerk|"Logo Editing Community"]] and an idol of every Logosperglet; now he is a degenerate fatass that even Logosharts make fun of. Fun Fact: He almost [[tranny|trooned]] out once. | ||
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*[[Garrett Simmers]] (formerly) - {{age|2004|02|03}}-year-old Redeemed Logocow who exposed Keegan Salisbury, Geoshea, and Engelbash. | *[[Garrett Simmers]] (formerly) - {{age|2004|02|03}}-year-old Redeemed Logocow who exposed Keegan Salisbury, Geoshea, and Engelbash. | ||
*[[Geoshea]] - {{age|2000|11|29}}-year-old who got outed for pedophilia. Known for his shitty series "MYCUN" (MinionsYESCarriesUnderwoodNO). | *[[Geoshea]] - {{age|2000|11|29}}-year-old who got outed for pedophilia. Known for his shitty series "MYCUN" (MinionsYESCarriesUnderwoodNO). | ||
*HotWheelsFan2002 VGCP/dalelandorf7 - Logotard who obsesses over PBS Kids, forgotten [[Playstation|PS2]] games, and also has a [[Sick Fuck|toilet pissing fetish]], both of which he showcases on his [[DeviantART]] page. | |||
*James E.J VGCP - Some [[Black People|Random Basketball European]] from [[France]] who makes shitty Plotagon Videos. | *James E.J VGCP - Some [[Black People|Random Basketball European]] from [[France]] who makes shitty Plotagon Videos. | ||
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A well-known {{age|2004|09|15}}-year-old who abused his ex-girlfriend Kylie Monek. He's obsessed with the TAT Communications Company logo and secretly dreams about impregnating it [[Never|one day]] with his [[Micropenis|hairy, misshapen genitals]]. | *[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A well-known {{age|2004|09|15}}-year-old who abused his ex-girlfriend Kylie Monek. He's obsessed with the TAT Communications Company logo and secretly dreams about impregnating it [[Never|one day]] with his [[Micropenis|hairy, misshapen genitals]]. | ||
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Logo Kids (often referred to as Logo Spergs, Logotards, Logofags, or the more politically-correct, less insensitive name Logo Editors) are just another example of why spastic children shouldn't be using the internets. Typically underage and/or autistic, with many being beaners, they have an unhealthy obsession (and in some cases, fetish) over TV/Movie logos for whatever reason, and are typically found on YouTube spreading the vile cancer that is logospergery by uploading hundreds of crappy opening/closing logo "edits", "baby show" outros, and shitty logo-induced rants on people they don't like. When they're not doing that, they're either engaging in keyboard war with a rivaling Logofag faction on Jewtube or pretty much any social media site that doesn't have a mental age policy, or making butthurt grounded videos out of them using GoAnimate/Vyond or Plotagon, making sure to add the logo they're fetishizing over to certify their batshittery.
Many can very easily be pissed off. However, there are some who will either cockblock you the second you share with them your honest critique, not understand what you're saying and just respond with something that can only be comprehended by other like-minded Logotards, or try to mask their insecurity by "respecting your opinion". Either way, if you come across a logofag, you've come across potential lolcow material and should get to work immediately at milking the fuck out of them until they an hero themselves.
Characteristics
Ways to spot Logo Kids:
- If their YouTube channel has any of the following in their name:
- (thing they like)Yes(thing they hate)No
- (thing they like)FTW(thing they hate)FTL
- VGCP, TPNG, EDCP, OWN or anything similar
- However because that shit's grown old, most modern Logo Editors follow this naming format:
- Media(Logo name, nationality or word mashup)(Logo/Video)Editor (Random 3-digit number) (optional UTTP stuff)
- If they claim to be associated with any of the aforementioned abreviated cyber police forces.
- If they comment “plays in (made up shit) 20xx VHS” on any random youtube video.
- If their Youtube channel is chock full of content involving TV/Movie Logos, Baby Shows, Grounded videos, shitty rants, shitty top 10 vids, Thomas the Tank Engine, and pretty much anything within their autistic cohort.
- If the "about" section of their youtube channel has cringey blockfag-induced rules.
- If they comment "requests" on a logo video.
- If their comments and/or DMs contain piss-poor grammar.
- If they congregate on BonziWORLD or the Closing Logos Wiki.
- If they try to force their Logo obsession upon those around them.
- If they're subscribed to SuperMarioLogan.
- If they have a page here on ED (see below).
The Logotard Language
Like any other equally fucktarded community, Logofags have their own terminology that they use in their butthurt TL;DR rants/comments all day. A lot of it is derived from the highly overlapping GoAnimate community since over 3/4 of all logofags are also GoFags. These are the terms you'll pretty much see any generic logo kid use:
- Effect - A specific recipe of video and audio effects mashed together in WMM or Sony Vegas.
- -kiko/-co/-escu/-ert - Retarded suffixes that logotardlets put at the end of somebody's name in an attempt to "insult" them. It truly is baffling that logotards find that even slightly insulting since these don't even mean anything.
- 666 - Same thing as above. Combining both of these + swear spam can lead to the following example:
- "MediaPabloFucknutBFDIEffects 305 HD/MPFBE305 HD"
- Becomes: "MEDIAPABLOSHITFUCKNUTBFDI666EFFECTSKIKO666 HDESCO/MPFBE305CO HDSHIT"
- Doggis - Diogo's reputation fell so hard, that now logokids use this nickname against ANYONE they encounter.
- Round X vs Everyone - Logotards are notorious for shitting out "YTP Tennises", which are just clips that are passed on from one retard to another, slowly accumulating VFX assrape until the clips are unrecognizable by the 10th round or so. These can go well up to the hundreds or even thousands.
- Bad/Good Users - A borrowing from GoFags. Self-explanatory usage.
- FREE (DIS)LIKE VIDEO - Logotards will sometimes put these under their videos to force people to either like or dislike them. Lulz can be extracted from this by mass-disliking a free-like video and vice versa.
Possible Origins
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As of now, there are no exact records of how the logo editing fuckfest originated or why it came to be. Some have speculated that its origins date back to 2011 when PurpleHelmetAvenger's war with the UTubeFailPolice first began. Hundreds of clueless little turdnuggets tried to jump onto the UTTP bandwaggon thinking they'd become official members of the Cyber Police, completely unaware that its leader, Tommy Parky, who wasn't a logotard mind you, was a troll himself. Shocked by this revelation, StephenTheGoAnimateChristian and several other whiny little logobrats decided to form the VideoGameCartoonPolice, their juvenile countermeasure against the UTTP, which, having been founded by a bunch of little kids, ultimately became unstable and turned ravenous after some members got their logo obsession involved. Safe to say, a pretend-cyber-police-force made by a bunch of retarded little kids never stood a fucking chance against a grown-ass British man who punched his own brother in the face while watching a lord of the rings movie[1]. Reap what you sow, faggots!
Another popular theory is that Warren Cook, a jewtuber notorious for his cringeworthy fake VHS openings that trigger the fuck out of any and all logotards that even so much as see the corresponding video's thumbnail, was the one who, back during the UTTP war, lit the flame that ignited logospergery as we know it. Years later, he disappears without a trace, leaving this theory in question since many weens have been using his identity to milk the living shit out of the logo editing clusterfuck for years to come.
Typical Logofag Videos
Logo-Induced Grounded Videos
This is the kind of content you'd expect from some dense newfag on the internet with a serious case of Peter Pan Syndrome up their ass. Almost every video has an edited opening/closing logo (again, because they're braindead incels), and usually involves some other logo kid and/or an otherwise sensible person who posted honest critique getting grounded for absurdley long periods of time.
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Logo Editing
An even more obscure ritual; taking a logo, ræping the fuck out of it with every possible visual/audio effect in Windows Movie Maker or a cracked version of Sony Vegas (if lucky), and uploading it to Jewtube. Most of the time it's either the THX Logo or the Klasky Csupo closing logo, but it can be literally anything. The "effects" they add in are usually very specific and have names such as "G-major 658", "I raped X effect" or "SuperDenseCloudChord V6". And don't you fuck up anything in the recipe of their precious effects. Something as minor as having a Sony Vegas effect slider off by a hundredth of a unit when making an effect is punishable by severe butthurt in the comments, where the autistic children shout "WRONG!!!!!!!1" and point out the exact slider and tell you the correct value down to a microscopic scale. And the next time you fuck it up you're driven into an heroism.
If you thought the main section of logotards was neurotic, this part will make your non-existent brain implode. Logofags that produce these shitty videos are part of a massive homogeneous hivemind; all of their videos are the same shit, the "effects" follow a strict formula, and every logosperg who is bothered enough to change their profile picture every week to match the current trending PFP style will do so (most of these are literally boxes with a logofag's abbreviated name on them; some come with a bunch of fucking Gacha or Vyond OC's on them). It can be argued that these "people" aren't even human, and the few that actually are often develop into mentally wrecked abominations that should be put down. And some aren't even spastic children either; There is an unhealthy amount of manchildren who have spent most of their teenage years making these redundant videos and thus irreversibly nerfing their mental capacities for eternity.
Logofag effect videos are notable for their use of earrape, as anyone can tell.
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Notable Logo Kids
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- 20th The Catdog Fan - Bri'ish little kid who makes really shitty videos with even shittier editing software because his mommy won't let him buy Plotagon Premium. Nothing more to say.
- Alanchung516517/alan0986125 - Azn logopussy and verified simp from Hong Kong. He has little command over the Engrish language, but he's very much milkable.
- Aldwin Panny - Some 25-year-old Belgian who currently makes videos involving Windows.
- Anthonytoney - Some Special-Snowflake nobody who tried to doxx people out of sheer butthurtery.
- Bradyrhino - A manchild who obsesses over baby shows and arcade games. Need we say more?
- CaillouAndKlaskyCsupoFTW Payne RogersFTL VGCP - A Russian kid who has a strong hateboner for some random nobody named Payne Rogers.
- Darren Pipster - A 24-year-old Go!Sperglet who secretly has CP on his computer. His article needs fixing, like... big time!
- Diogo Mendes AKA "Doggis" - A 18-year-old Portuguese fag and certified GIT (groomer-in-training). Used to be a beacon of the "Logo Editing Community" and an idol of every Logosperglet; now he is a degenerate fatass that even Logosharts make fun of. Fun Fact: He almost trooned out once.
- Erik Mokracek/MGHSHour/Tazman - A 44-year-old midlife-crisis-child with an obsession over Sylvanians and DragonTales characters sitting on the floor in the back seat of cars when they are 4 years old.
- FerrisBuellerFanatic 2001 David’s Movie House - Some post-pubescent manchild who, as the name suggests, is a fucktard who makes VHS openings. Who would have fucking known?!
- FrancosChannel - Typical child who apparently has an obsession with Furbies.
- FurbyYes GummibärNo VGCP - He only made a couple of videos, either he has committed an hero or has finally snapped out of the Logokid Phase.
- Garrett Simmers (formerly) - 20-year-old Redeemed Logocow who exposed Keegan Salisbury, Geoshea, and Engelbash.
- Geoshea - 24-year-old who got outed for pedophilia. Known for his shitty series "MYCUN" (MinionsYESCarriesUnderwoodNO).
- HotWheelsFan2002 VGCP/dalelandorf7 - Logotard who obsesses over PBS Kids, forgotten PS2 games, and also has a toilet pissing fetish, both of which he showcases on his DeviantART page.
- James E.J VGCP - Some Random Basketball European from France who makes shitty Plotagon Videos.
- Keegan Salisbury - A well-known 20-year-old who abused his ex-girlfriend Kylie Monek. He's obsessed with the TAT Communications Company logo and secretly dreams about impregnating it one day with his hairy, misshapen genitals.
- Kyoobur9000 - The father of all the spergy, Logo Editing fuckery you see nowadays. Known for shitting out trends such as the "I Accidentally X" or "Giygas".
- Memy9909 - An unmilked Logocow who probably an heroed himself or grew out of the phase long ago.
- No. Entertainment - The only good Logo Editor in existence, period.
- Omegalore - Autist pedofag and certified Go!Fag who actually uses his own shitty voice instead of TTS. He also makes crappy Doom mods.
- IronClaw99/Vaati Rants - A Canadian elitist metalhead logotard who mostly focuses on older logos from the 60s, 70s, & 80s because he's one of those kids born in the wrong generation.
- Plush Star - Obsessed Nickfag whose videos mostly consist of "throwback schedules" and character voice swapping.
- SLN! Media Group - Logotard group consisting of Pedophiles and their potential victims.
- The Cartoon Fan VGCP - Some VGCPeePee bottombitch who basically just archives VHS and DVD Openings in the same lieu as Warren Cook. At least they're legit.
- The Michael Boiko Productions 2021 / AUTTP VGCP HD - Some Russian logokid who makes shitty logo and Preview 2 Sparta Remix videos.
- Timbox - 33-year-old Incel loser with an obsession over Kids Shows, Asian Girls, and Dinosaurs.
- VHSDVDS&CDSyes badwordsno VGCP EDCP - Some manchild who obsesses over Baby Einstein, Blue's Clues, The Wiggles, etc.
- Warren Cook - By far the most definitive example of a Logokid. Known for his Fake VHS Openings that generated a nonstop influx of butthurt and grounded videos being made out of him, leading to one of the biggest Logofag upheavals of the mid-2010s.
See Also
- An hero
- Angry German Kid
- Autism - Yes, 99.9% of all logofags have assburgers syndrome.
- Battle for Dream Island - Fap material for a lot of logofags.
- BonziWORLD - A dead website that was filled to the brim with logofags.
- Brazil
- Children - What a lot of them are.
- Closing Logos Wiki - Where a lot of them congregate.
- Chuck E. Cheese
- Disney
- Downfall
- Fandom
- Five Nights at Freddy's
- Goatse - Visit this article for amazing logo-editing tips and more.
- Greeny Phatom
- Invader Zim
- Latino
- Le wrong generation
- Lucyfag (also Logotards)
- My Little Pony
- PBS
- Roblox - A Logo Kid's vidya of choice
- Russia
- Shrek
- Teen Titans
- The Loud House
- Vyond - Shitty animation software used by logofags
- YouTube Poop
- YTPMV
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