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'''Larry Ellison''' is the [[Fact|bastard]] who once led [[Oracle Corporation]], destroyed Sun Microsystems, and became one of the richest men in the world by ripping off shareholders and his lies. Back in 2001 he sold millions of shares of his Oracle stock days after declaring Oracle was in great shape (which days after selling his stock warned that Oracle wasn't going to make revenue/earnings for the next couple of quarters. The stock lost half its value the following day). He would have seen prison time (like Martha Stewart) but he settled out of court and paid a large fine (which went to charity). He also overcharged the US government millions of dollars with licensing his software and now Oracle is banned from any government contracts. Larry Ellison is one of the most evil CEOs, and got most of his money from lying, cheating, and breaking laws.  
'''Larry Ellison''' is the [[Fact|bastard]] who once led [[Oracle Corporation]], destroyed Sun Microsystems, and became one of the richest men in the world by ripping off shareholders and his lies. Back in 2001 he sold millions of shares of his Oracle stock days after declaring Oracle was in great shape (which days after selling his stock warned that Oracle wasn't going to make revenue/earnings for the next couple of quarters. The stock lost half its value the following day). He would have seen prison time (like Martha Stewart) but he settled out of court and paid a large fine (which went to charity). He also overcharged the US government millions of dollars with licensing his software and now Oracle is banned from any government contracts. Larry Ellison is one of the most evil CEOs, and got most of his money from lying, cheating, and breaking laws.  
Ellison gave Nikita Kahn a [http://thedirty.com/popular/i-cant-believe-nikita-kahn-posted-herself/ fake actress/philanthropist] title for coverup.
Larry Ellison has been a notorious [http://thedirty.com/popular/larry-ellison-of-oracle-is-a-sick-serial-predator-4/ online predator], addicted to hookup websites such as [http://thedirty.com/uncategorized/larry-ellison/ SeekingArrangement] and SugarDaddyForMe.
Ellison has a sexual fetish of meeting, using, and abusing women online. He sits in bed all night with his ipad browsing online girls on escort and Sugar Daddy websites. He is absolutely addicted to finding new prey, lying to them, using them and then dumping the girls knowing no one can get him to pay for his evil.
His MO is the same with every woman. He'll send his private jet to get you, and the Bentley will meet you at the airport to drive you to his faux Japanese estate in Woodside where he plays Dungeons & Dragons. He tells you that he is in love with you, he wants a baby with you, and he offers to maintain you in one of his homes in Northern or Southern CA. It’s the same serenade to 1,000 girls: he calls them all "darling" because he can't remember their names. He tells every girl that he wants to get them pregnant, so they will have unprotected sex with him, but he had a vasectomy. He is having unprotected sex with many, many women at the same time, while telling them he is not.
After dragging the women along online, promising them a life, monogamy, love, marriage, kids, and of course wealth, he ends up “leaving” them with little consolation or, for the escorts, doesn’t even pay them for their time and services, for no explainable reason other than he’s sick. I say “leave” because he never ends things in a decent breakup. He drags his victims along as far and as long as he can, and ruins them psychologically until they hit rock bottom, or know they’ve gotten too old for him. There is no end and shame to his absurd lies. His victims are countless and numerous at one time. He is a serial abuser with complete lack of empathy.
By all reports, he is terrible at sex without any concern for the woman's pleasure. He kisses by ramming his tongue down the woman's throat and slobbering. He is only interested in anal sex, but often has trouble maintaining an erection. His favorite sexual act is licking women's assholes.
He usually has a current "public" girlfriend or wife, but he tells the hundreds of other women that he's sleeping with that he does not love them, that he is only with them out of pity, and that he met them as prostitutes.


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Revision as of 22:42, 28 September 2016

Larry can't enjoy his hot dog.

Larry Ellison is the bastard who once led Oracle Corporation, destroyed Sun Microsystems, and became one of the richest men in the world by ripping off shareholders and his lies. Back in 2001 he sold millions of shares of his Oracle stock days after declaring Oracle was in great shape (which days after selling his stock warned that Oracle wasn't going to make revenue/earnings for the next couple of quarters. The stock lost half its value the following day). He would have seen prison time (like Martha Stewart) but he settled out of court and paid a large fine (which went to charity). He also overcharged the US government millions of dollars with licensing his software and now Oracle is banned from any government contracts. Larry Ellison is one of the most evil CEOs, and got most of his money from lying, cheating, and breaking laws.

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