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Revision as of 22:36, 7 December 2016
Le wrong generation is a term used for attacking people who hate the current decade and who believe that older times were better. These people who are attacked by the term "le wrong generation" are often called "defeners" (Yes, one d instead of two d's). Hating the current decade and believing that older times were better is called "defening". Defening became extremely popular on the Internet with rise of 1990s nostalgia, which was started by people born from 1983-1999 (some of them were only shitting diarrhea in their diapers during the 1990s). Then all of a sudden, an Internet police force called r/lewronggeneration came up and started a genocide where they would murder and rape anybody who didn't believe that the present is 100% perfect. If you say even one negative thing about the present, or even one negative thing about Kanye West, r/lewronggeneration would throw a tantrum and scream like a little emo faggot who got grounded for wearing his mother's eyeliner.
About defeners
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Defeners often love older music, older fashion, older TV shows, etc. They often will complain about how today's music talks way too much about fucking, cumming, drugs, killing, etc. Ironically, some of the music that they listen to talks about that shit anyways. Anti-defeners love to talk about every decade has good music and bad music. Then anti-defeners will say that the bad music is forgotten and the good music is remembered. I didn't know that disco and Vanilla Ice are forgotten. When anti-defeners think of good music, they think of Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar and Drake. When defeners think of good music, they think of Kiss, Led Zeppelin and Queen. Many defeners love classic rock. When they hear it, they usually pull down their pants and underwear and furiously masturbate 'til cum gushes out of their cocks or water gushes out of their pussies.
Some anti-defeners have tried to pretend that certain music that was popular was actually never popular. One anti-defener named ADoseofBuckley said that No Doubt were NOT one of the biggest stars of the 1990s. Lol. Some anti-defeners have tried to say that Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd weren't that popular back in their day. Defeners often will think that any music created after 1995 is shitty. They often will say that today's music is awful, however, they are too much of a fucking retard to realize that there are many bands today ripping off their favorite old-school rock bands.
1990s
Moar info: 1990s.
90s kid
During the 2010s, there has been a huge thing called 90s nostalgia. Many people started to talk about the 90s as if it happened over 100 years ago. The holy 90s decade was around from 1990-2003. Then, on a dark and stormy night, on January 1, 2004 at 12:00 AM, the 90s ended and the whole world turned into a huge piece of shit. Robots from the future or aliens (or whatever, fuck you) created something that made people see a false reality. Many people born from 1995-1999 will talk about how they miss the 90s even though all they did back then was shit diarrhea into their diapers.
90s kids love to talk about how awesome music, TV shows, movies, etc. from the 90s are and how everything today is a bunch of dog-shit. 90s kids' favorite music is NSYNC, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Backstreet Boys, Blink-182, Mandy Moore, Smash Mouth, and Sugar Ray. Their favorite TV shows are Rugrats, Hey Arnold!, Pokemon, and Doug. Many 90s kids will call stuff from the early 2000s "90s stuff" because they are too much of a fucking retard to know the difference between the 90s and the early 2000s or something. Some people will even call stuff from 2004-2006 "90s stuff".
Back in the 90s...
- Marilyn Manson pissed off Christfags and Republicans
- Nu metal was popular
- People wore JNCO jeans
- People could say "faggot" without being called homophobic by liberals
- Political correctness was around, but did NOT take over the world
- President Bill Clinton cheated on his wife and got a blow job from Monica Lewinsky
- Donald Trump was a businessman
- Kid Rock was still a wigger
- Rappers rapped instead of singing in auto-tune
- Guys had frosted tips
- Both Green Day and The Offspring sold out and stopped playing tr00 punk rawk
- Grunge was popular
- Britney Spears was a 16 year old girl for teenage boys to fap to
- Christina Aguilera was hot
- MTV still played music videos
- Beavis & Butthead was on TV
- Faggots and lesbians couldn't get married
- Heavy metal was played by wiggers
- Justin Bieber was born
- Metallica sold out
- People were able to interview Osama bin Laden
- AIDS was upgraded to v2.6.
- Goths were still around
- Doom came out, causing extreme butthurt among the reasonable conservatives infesting the United States who cried like little emo girls over the extreme violence found in the game (at least for the time), calling it a Satanic game, even though you kill over 9,000 demonic minions of Satan throughout the game.
- Saddam Hussein was still alive
Origin of the term "defener
The origin of the term "defener" came from a rage comic where a 13 year old boy gets made fun of by a girl for listening to the Beatles. He then gets so butthurt that the shit inside his asshole melts into boiling shit-water and he throws a tantrum and screams at the girl who made fun of him for listening to the Beatles. In the rage comic, the word "defender" is spelled as "defener". In the rage comic, the main character calls himself the "music defender" but spells "music defender" as "music defener". The rage comic is at the top of this article.
Anti-defening/anti-nostalgia
In 2015, unfunny YouTube user Filthy Frank uploaded a video called "BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION", where he whined and bitched about people whose personal opinion is that the 2010s is NOT a very good decade. This started a trend called anti-defening/anti-nostalgia. Many people started to act like nostalgia was the root of all evil and every time somebody said something negative about the present anti-defeners would say the typical "kill yourself" bullshit typed often by 14 year old virgins who get shoved in lockers by the jocks at school. Filthy Frank's "BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION" video made the r/lewronggeneration police force much stronger. r/lewronggeneration's headquarters take place on Reddit and the r/lewronggeneration police force's job is to hunt for defeners on the Internet. If they find one, they must report it to the subreddit so that everybody on the subreddit has something to bitch about. In this game, going on Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" video is cheating. It's also cheating to go on Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" video. To join r/lewronggeneration, you must have good hunting skills, a boner/wet vagina for Kanye West, and over 9,000 albums that were created during the 2010s.
After Filthy Frank started the anti-defener trend, many people started to join him. Some others who went against nostalgia and defining are ADoseofBuckley, Anthony Fantano, and College Humor. Internet president ADoseofBuckley made a law that says that "if you were born in the 90s, you can't be nostalgic for shit until 2020". Did you hear that, 90s babies? Tell everybody that you had a terrible childhood, and then in 2020, you can tell everybody that you had a good childhood.
THE PRESENT IS SO FUCKING PERFECT!!!!
Many anti-defeners love to say that the 80s sucked because of the Cold War, AIDS, homophobia, etc. They like to say that the 50s sucked because colored people weren't allowed to be in the same bathroom as colorless people. They like to say that the early 2000s sucked because of 9/11. They like to say that the 90s sucked because of Columbine, the Oklahoma bombing and homo marriage NOT being allowed. Defeners don't seem to realize the beautiful 2010s are a decade of NO discrimination, NO racism, NO wars or violence, NO massacres, NO diseases, NO fear of nuclear war, NO evil organizations, NO events that are similar to 9/11, etc. Yes, the 2010s are a great time to live in, unless you're Muslim, Arab, living in Syria, living in Iraq, living in Gaza, living in Yemen, or living in Libya. Sorry Muslims and sand niggas, you are NOT welcome in this decade.
Trolling
How to troll a defener
- Talk shit about classic rock
- Say "swag"
- Say "yolo"
- Play auto-tuned so-called "rap"
- Worship Filthy Frank
- Worship ADoseofBuckley
- Worship Kanye West
- Worship Kim Kardashian
- Worship Justin Bieber
- Say that rap is better than rock (this won't work on rap defeners, it will work on rock defeners)
- Show them this article
How to troll r/lewronggeneration
- Talk shit about Kanye West
- Say that the 2010s suck
- Talk about how great the 50s were
- Talk about how great the 90s were
- Dress like it's the 1950s/1960s/1970s/1980s/1990s
- Listen to walkmans instead of Spotify
- Show them this article
- Show them this URL, this URL, this URL, and this URL
- Tell them that the Beatles had nineteen #1 hits while the Archies only had one #1 hit
- If they say that Led Zeppelin were never popular back in the 1970s, then show them this URL.
- If they say that 2010s America is the best decade for everybody, say "except for Muslims and Arabs".
- If they say that the 2010s is the best time to live in, tell them to say that to somebody who lives in Syria.
- Use the term "social justice warrior". Many people on that subreddit hate that term.
- Speak politically incorrect language. People on r/lewronggeneration get offended very easily when people use politically incorrect language.
- Show them this video.
- Tell them that wishing you were living in a different decade really is NOT such a horrible thing.
- Show them this URL
- Tell them that even though "Sugar, Sugar" by the Archies was at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for 4 weeks, "Hey Jude" by the Beatles was at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for 9 weeks.
- Tell them that Vanilla Ice is a much better rapper than Kanye West
- Talk shit about pop music
- Talk shit about rap
- Say that Eminem is the only good rapper
- Say that music died in 1996
- Post a comment that says "I'm [insert age here] and I listen to this" on an old-school rock video
- Worship greenzeppelindude 03
- If they say that people who wish they were living in a different decade should appreciate what they already have, then tell them that they should tell a transgender person to appreciate what they already have.
Videos
Also, ADoseofBuckley, Led Zeppelin did have a top ten hit during the 1970s.
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