Ellybish

ATTENTION! The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking. You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.

The Bish in her natural habitat.

Basic Info

Ellybish is your typical heroin and jenkem-sniffing slut, known for her random fits of tard rage. From busting walls to battling cops, this woman seems to have the thug life.

Bish's Hole

This video must be THE most cringeworthy video, at least, as far as Bish is concerned. It shows her, drunk as usual, bashing a hole in her wall, and smashing her TV. The sheboon music in the background adds to the factor. If there is but one word that sums this whole picture up, it is this: pathetic. Absolutely. Downright. Pathetic. (That's actually three words, but you get the idea). The girl, her lifestyle, and her choice of music are all pathetic.

Ellybishian Language

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This language is similar to the English Language, but with one major difference: barely anyone can understand it, for it is so slurred and distorted. Yet, a few Ellybishian words and their translations have been made out.

1. In Eatin n' chillin : doing drugs
2. In RV Across America Tour: Just that
3. In ??????????: ???????
4. In FUCK UDF: A form of insult to dairy farmers

Yeah, it's very hard to make out. Still, best of luck to you.