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== | == Autism Speaks == | ||
One of the highlights was when | One of the highlights was when Zack tried to match his autism to the level of [[antifa]]. On the interwebs, succdem tartlets and wannabe Nazi hunters such as [[jew|(((Procrastinating Shill)))]] were getting salty and upset that [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] was committing his anal [[rape]] rampage of Hillary Clinton's campaign across the country. This called for a response such as posting a picture of [[edgy|Benito Mussolini's execution, and claimed that Nazis are gonna get it.]] This caused Zack to do a response piece for a reactionary bukkake. Zack showed his [[peace]], [[love]], and [[tolerance]]... | ||
Naturally upon realizing that he was so low even the anti-faggot with no friends saw through him and | |||
...By '''''praising the Pinochet regime''''' and '''''wanting to throw Commies out of helicopters.''''' This of course, dragged out another basement dwelling contender to the fight: [[Sootyjared]]. | |||
Sootyjared, realizing that he literally had [[dying alone|no friends, nor a GF,]] or '''''any''''' [[whore|female]] that wanted to go near him, was about to [[an hero]] until he saw that Zack was lower on the Autism spectrum than he was. | |||
{{quote|"So threatening to throwing people out of helicopters is not cowardly? Wannabe thugs like you are the real cowards here, being big on the internet to hide the fact that you are nothing by crybabys in real life. Grow up."|Sooty Jared}} | |||
Naturally, upon realizing that he was '''''so low''''' that even the [[lie|anti-faggot]] [[truth|with no friends]] saw through him and '''''began to pity him''''', he soon flipped out and started [[autism|screeching]] in the comments section. Sooty's moment of not being a total faggot, also ended with him whining that Zack was literally threatening him which then lead to a lot of dick waving between Sooty and midnight with lots of "no u" and sooty later deleting comments which made him look like a faggot (which was all of them). It was basically an-Cap Vs. An-Com which is basically the same as nigger on nigger violence and should be courage and spectated with popcorn and a soda. As both of them argued which one hated civilization and decency more Sooty got the brilliant idea to bluff that he was going to get the FBI on Midnight's ass since nothing says fuck the state like asking the state to get rid of your enemies. Naturally in a sane world normal people or at least those without autism would know this was a bluff and call it. | |||
[[retard|Not midnight]] | [[retard|Not midnight]] | ||
Revision as of 00:50, 31 August 2017
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Midnight-Fantom | |
| Given Name(s) | Zachary "Zack" Grohl Auburt |
| Location | Washington, USA |
| [email protected] | |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Occupation | Blogger |
Midnight-Fantom, also known asTemplate:Ytchannel is an intellectual 19 year old Anarcho-Capitalist who frequently browses DeviantTART and uploads videos onto JewTube about political and click-bait shit(which is the one word to sum his content all up, no srsly). He had a keen fetish for vore and roleplaying since the age of 12, and has recently become a subject of ridicule on DeviantART for his major ego and easily rustled jimmies of anything negative towards his political views in the style of a YourMovieSucks wannabe. He's currently ban evading after trying to attack a major troll by reuploading their artwork and adding MSPaint scribbles over it and declared it a "parody", but got raped anally by the law for being a Autist. He'll deny that everything in this page is "a bunch of lies written by pseudo-intellectuals" and list over 9000 fallacies(which we'll get to later), but we here at ED can positively guarantee you that this page is 100% true and honest. Therefore any response to this article by him will be deemed as butthurt, but don't worry Zack! We have a help desk that you can address the issue at right here. :^)
In The Beginning
In the early years of Zack's Midnight-Fantom account, not much is known, because who the hell cares? All we know is that he uploaded furry drawings(using this lightly), is a fan of Sonic, and LOVES vore. He loves it so much, he frequently posts journals of requests for a vore rp. Nothing worth of importance happened until the ACR Saga, which occurred on February 24, 2017. It was duly noted that he's a mixture of Lordelthibar and mike-the-cat politically speaking, thus making him a perfect target for rape. He was seen very early trying to discredit the fucking weather channel due to their founder(and ex-CEO) being fired for questioning climate change. So he has a little Alex Jones in there as well, which is understandable as his "trusted" sources are consisted of the following:
- (Unbiased) BBC
And no folks, we're not joking either. He openly believes climate change is a fucking cult, and will deny any evidence suggesting otherwise. He also believes in other conspiracy theories such as pizzagate, are you surprised at this point anyways? Are you? If you think that's nothing, wait until you find out he thinks all Socialists are Nazis or SocDems, because National Socialism and Social Democracy has the word "Socialism". Despite National Socialists and SocDems are fucking Centrists, he'll frequently call them left wingers, regardless of the ideology's actual position on the spectrum. We all know IRL Midnight won't be able to fight a Socialist 1V1, due to being a major pussy, he's such a pussy that in fact he CENSORS the word pussy. No srsly, we're not even joking once again. He also considers ANY response more than 6 paragraphs as spam and will ignore the point made because "TL;DR faggot". AND THEN proceeds to write a 7 page essay on why Anarcho-Capitalism is NOT an oxymoron and why you're wrong and he's right. Thus either making him a really good troll, or an outright Autist. Perhaps both if you read the following(Read if you want to lose your IQ points!):
Don't be surprised, since his JewTube content is pretty much the same, as shown here:
- Capitalism is srs bsns
The moment ACR's original journal on him went up, Zack blew a major fuse and began to do some major damage control. Such as:
- Gas-lighting the points being addressed
- Using ad hominem to attack the author
- Misconstrues what the author actually meant
- Playing the victim
Which is pretty ironic due to the fact he often accuses his opponents of doing the exact same thing along with a couple other thousand fallacies, and on top of that, calls them a leftist or commie to seal the deal. Thus showing us that he has the debating skills of a fucking Libertarian.
Oh wait, he is one. So disregard that I suck cocks. While the drama between him and ACR has been heating up, more contenders would join in on the massive orgy:
- CutestSith
- SootyJared Yes that Sooty
- Mocha
- Kasaundra1
- Anyone else who's smart enough to know Abraham Lincoln isn't Polpot
Autism Speaks
One of the highlights was when Zack tried to match his autism to the level of antifa. On the interwebs, succdem tartlets and wannabe Nazi hunters such as (((Procrastinating Shill))) were getting salty and upset that God Emperor Trump was committing his anal rape rampage of Hillary Clinton's campaign across the country. This called for a response such as posting a picture of Benito Mussolini's execution, and claimed that Nazis are gonna get it. This caused Zack to do a response piece for a reactionary bukkake. Zack showed his peace, love, and tolerance...
...By praising the Pinochet regime and wanting to throw Commies out of helicopters. This of course, dragged out another basement dwelling contender to the fight: Sootyjared.
Sootyjared, realizing that he literally had no friends, nor a GF, or any female that wanted to go near him, was about to an hero until he saw that Zack was lower on the Autism spectrum than he was.
—Sooty Jared | ||
Naturally, upon realizing that he was so low that even the anti-faggot with no friends saw through him and began to pity him, he soon flipped out and started screeching in the comments section. Sooty's moment of not being a total faggot, also ended with him whining that Zack was literally threatening him which then lead to a lot of dick waving between Sooty and midnight with lots of "no u" and sooty later deleting comments which made him look like a faggot (which was all of them). It was basically an-Cap Vs. An-Com which is basically the same as nigger on nigger violence and should be courage and spectated with popcorn and a soda. As both of them argued which one hated civilization and decency more Sooty got the brilliant idea to bluff that he was going to get the FBI on Midnight's ass since nothing says fuck the state like asking the state to get rid of your enemies. Naturally in a sane world normal people or at least those without autism would know this was a bluff and call it.
Midnight thought that sooty was going to dox and hax him for realz and get the feds to take him down. This lasted for a short game of chicken between the two until literally Sooty got bored since midnight out autisimed them. A feat astounding in and of itself.
The Epic B&
DeviantART user Kasaundra1 uploaded an epic maymay about how cancerous Midnight's post(notice the featured by owner highlight), which was so cancerous it caused your waifu to get cancer. Midnight got uber butthurt over that and proceeded to start a flamewar in the comment section, to which people just scrolled by and rolled their eyes at his pathetic attempts to socialize. However unfortunately for him, the wrong person came in and saw that post. That exceptional individual would be known as Mocha, who Midnight will proceed to hate for the rest of his life. Mocha proceeded to his profile and began to start an epic debate in which will spark the great war between the two, mostly because Midnight was uber salty over the DMCA. In which 7 responses in(where he also brought out his fake diploma), Midnight proceeded to block Mocha and declare victory but alas, it was premature... As the second he uploaded a status declaring his new rule where each passerby must follow, the troll ridiculed him for being a general pussy and not to mention being Autistic enough to lie about what happened between the two. Midnight getting her panties into a bigger twist than from the wedgie he got from his high school bully, he proceeded to make a HUGE journal on how Mocha was a 'disgusting, dishonest little cunt'. Memorable quotes resulted from this, such as:
—Zack | ||
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It also seems like that journal wasn't enough damage control, because he then proceeded to re-upload Mocha's art and used MSPaint to re-paste bits of Mocha's bio and claimed it a "parody". Mocha seeing this, proceeded to send in a copyright strike on his ass, to which he proceeded to have a bitch fit over.
—Zack | ||
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This resulted in....
Aftermath Responses
After the great Midnight war, many TARTlets were pleased to see this colostomy bag was b& forever. Then all of a sudden, a video by him was uploaded ridiculing Mocha for doing the right thing, unfortunately the video was taken down, so enjoy this summary(incoming walltext):
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- Parody video that he hates
Your Fault Not Mine!!1!
—Zackaube | ||
Facts
- He loves cock
- He voted for Hillary Clinton
- He's secretly a leftist
- He never finished high school
- He has Autism
See Also
- Egomaniac-monster(Troll's ED article)
Social Media
- esther145 (B&)
- Midnight-Fantom (B&)
- phatboyzack (inactive)
- Zackaube(Inactive, does periodic checks though)
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