Encyclopedia Dramatica:Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians

The Fallen

They fell to the dark side.

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July 2010: Girlvinyl does some ED housecleaning.

Just as angels fell down from heaven, dramacrats and sysops have failed the lulz and had their positions...terminated. Once trusted with the most important duties on the Wiki, their innate faggotry, fail, and unwarranted self-importance would always surface leading to bannation, or worse exile to Wikipedia.

Hall of Shame

All of the below were also disgraced ED sysops except as noted:

Ex-Leaders

• Girlvinyl - destroying ED v 1.0, being a fat pig
• weev - same as above, also, for fucking the fat pig Girlvinyl

Ex-Sysops

• A RAPE SPIDER (aka Sokevinsays) - Pissing off Girlvinyl via Lulzcon 07.
• Arguecat - "An annoying, entitled, whiny, self-righteous cunt." - Girlvinyl
• Aussieintn - Being Jacknstock, see below
• Bastardman - Fell deeply in love with the delete button.
• ByAppointmentTo - Facefagging other sysops on the Wikipedia Review, threatening to get on a plane and fight Ajt and being a chubby chaser.
• Divx-Mongool - For being unfunny.
• Jacknstock - Attempted coup of the wiki.
• Januszeal - Started his own IRC network when ED IRC was down that became home to over 9000 /i/nsurgents including a bunch of raidfags who used it as a launchpad for a DDoS attack on ED and all manner of faggotry. He was subsequently forgiven but not reinstated to Sysop Valhalla. Can be found running shit at partyvan.info.
• Lmte - Fell deeply in love with the ban hammer, refused to help users and went on a doxing rampage.
• Pokchu - His parents got sued over an article he wrote, later sold out ED to r9k.
• VandalFucker - Being a faggot and acting like a hybrid of Jacknstock and Miltopia, instead of the cool way he was when he was Voronic where he had the most wonderful way of talking.
• WKD - Pool's closed due to Yiri.
• Zaiger - Desysopped mainly because Yiri and Penni threatened to leave ED forevar if TFO didn't desysop him. However there was also abundant self-importance, hostility to other admins, and being a jerk to users. It takes real effort to stand out for being a jerk to users on ED btw, although if he was a TOW sysop he would've gotten away with it. See Ryulong, MONGO, SlimVirgin, and Jayjg articles. Zaiger however pulled a Revan and became the first formerly disgraced sysop to get VD in December of 2010.

Never Sysops

• Blargh - ED's very own Cartman, was banned for being from Bakersfield, California.
• Core - Never officially b&, Core left the building with Januszeal to form what became partyvan IRC. Core was actually supposed to be a Sysop but somehow pissed Weev off and was told that unless he submitted 20 pix of real girls with "loldongs" written on their tits he would be denied the banhammer. Being from Ireland, the pickings were slim and not to Weev's liking so Core kept getting rejected and told to get moar. Core then founded Chansluts to deliver said titpics and deliver they did. However since he'd cast his lot with Januszeal, he ended up leaving without ever having wielded the almighty banhammer.
• EDS1 - The girl pretending to be 3 girls who made up The ED Singers. At first she was some silly kid singing songs about lolcattle over Japanese pop karaoke tracks. Eventually she was given a minor privilege by the SysOps in order to make her feel welcomed. However, her USI grew to an unmanageable size and she tried to take down ED with a lolsuit directed at someone nobody cares about. Touchæ Alexandra, touchæ indeed.
• Grawp / JarlaxleArtemis - Jeremy got run off ED by dissident Wikipedos, ditched by EDiots for being unfunny old meme and was finally found to have been vandalizing ED for at least 100 years. Ended up facefagging ED sysops in his final moments of glory here.
• Habermann - Had a vast amount of USI claiming to be the true voice of Encyclopedia Dramatica, tried to promote his own site many times, being Lmte’s tool and buttbuddy and ranted about how weeaboos and furfags were covertly taking over ED. Whether he was an asshole or martyred himself fighting a desperate attempt to stem the weeaboo invasion is for you to decide. Supposedly, he was going to rub it in Cash's face but never got the chance.
• Matty - Pretended to be superior to everyone else, was a total sycophant to every sysop ever, faked being drunk on the IRC channel, and tried too hard to become a sysop. Also shitted up a fuck tonne of talk pages with bored rantings. Also, on a weekly, or sometimes daily, basis, attempted to have cybersex with several members of ED irc, including yiri, which got old pretty fast.
• Miltopia - Deported to his homeland of Wikipedia, where he was executed for treason by Jimbo Wales.
• PirateSmackK - Did something that was kind of sort of almost funny on TOW once and it went straight to his head. Constantly autofellated on ED and eventually went mad when no one cared about him. Provides real sysops with hundreds of proxies to ban.
• RedMachineD - Threatened to machinegun Lulzcon (Seriously). This is him doing DDR
• Samsara - Not laughing at loldongs.
• Thayo - Outsourced to disney.com.
• Tomoe - A weeaboo, Bokuchan admin, and supposedly a one-year veteran of Operation Iraqi Freedom. He read through the entire wiki and constantly quoted old memes on the IRC; also had a fetish for 1guy1jar. Banned for "excessive faggotry, shitposting, *chan bullshit, and crimes against humanity" - Killhamster.
• Zen - Being unfunny.

Truth

	“	You do not quit ED. ED quits you.	„
	—Drunkenlazybastard

See Also

• Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians
• Done with ED
• Dramacunts
• MIA Encyclopedia Dramaticians - The people we do miss

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