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| For those special moments when "NIGGER" just WON'T suffice, '''DOUBLE NIGGER''' is [[THE BEST]] meme on the planet. Originating in [[v/|/v/]], it somehow [[Typical|managed to get stolen]] by [[b/|/b/]]. It originated as a scan of a children's [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] joke book (from the good old days before he turned into an [[animé]] [[faggot]]) and, after subtle editing in [[MS Paint]], demonstrated [[Oh exploitable|endless possibilities]] in replacing Robotnik's speech with creative [[Tourettes|orgies of profanity]]. Off-shoots of the meme were taken from other pages in the comic book, thus feeding the Internets with more [[lulz]]. Even more lulz were had when /b/ began posting full threads of IRL multiple niggers.
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| In the original, a fish robot with the inexplicable ability to fly around, apparently wanting [[cake]], pesters Dr. Robotnik (the fat fuck with the mustache, for all you non-Sonicfags). Although the cake is allegedly in front of them, the fish robot persists to annoy Robotnik, resulting in him calling the robot a '''"DOUBLE NIGGER"'''. This, of course, is exactly <s>twice as [[Offended|offensive]]</s> four times as offensive as being called a regular nigger, since offensiveness is proportional to the square of the number of niggers, much like kinetic energy and an object's velocity. In this example, twice the Nigger Multiple raises the severity of the insult fourfold.
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| Unfortunately, no one actually knows what a double nigger is. Is it two niggers standing really close together? One nigger that's twice as likely to [[Head|mug]] you? Or maybe one that's twice as quick running away ''after'' it's mugged you? One already discredited theory is that it is a nigger that likes [[KFC]] twice as much, as this would be impossible. Others believe that a double nigger is a more relative form of measurement, representing the extreme end (or doubling) of niggardlyness, as measured from the local base niggardry in any given region of space. Some theorists have posited that a Double Nigger describes perfectly the highest possible level of niggerdom that a single individual could contain. This state would represent the maximum possible density for niggerdom that a region of space could contain, much like conditions in the universe just after the big bang. The Cosmic Nigger Inflationary hypothesis in fact is able to explain many aspects of the universe, such as why the cosmic microwave background is at the particular temperature that it is: all light in the proto-universe was stolen by the cosmic Double Nigger. Once the universe expanded enough that the Nigger Density was less than the critical density needed for Double Nigger status, light could propagate. What we observe today as cosmic microwave background radiation (or CMB) is the first light to have escaped the Double Nigger's thieving paws, red-shifted into the microwave spectrum.
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| Our [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|crack research team]] recently released a report suggesting that Flava Flav is in fact the closest thing to an IRL double nigger yet observed.
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| == Videos ==
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| |<youtube>cVFUYetRjb4</youtube>
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| |<youtube>FeAhcm51wYA</youtube>
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| ==TRIPLENIGGER==
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| Apparently, [[Nazi|Google]], being the politically-friendly, censoring fascist website that is, has unsuccessfully tried to censor out the magnificent [[Nigras|N-word]]. Just type in [[Censorship|N***er]] on Google`s Search Bar and in the Suggest Search Results, [http://www.google.ca/search?q=Nigger+Nigger&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#pq=flava+flav&hl=en&cp=6&gs_id=3k&xhr=t&q=niggersniggersniggers&pf=p&client=firefox-a&hs=UBH&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&sclient=psy-ab&pbx=1&oq=nigger&aq=0&aqi=g1&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=f7469bb7b052b1bc&biw=1252&bih=568| you will get a very pleasant result! ]
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| '''PROTIP''': Don`t tell the politically-correct [[Lulz Killer|liberalmaniacs]] at Google this super-niggardly secret to ruin this pleasant sprinkle of lulz! They will surely take it away from everyone!
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| Additionally, it is strongly recommended that YOU should post [[Fun|some nice, constructive compliments]] on the following video because without this video's awesome title, NIGGER (TIMES THREE) wouldn't even be a Google Search Result!!! :-) Just make sure this video stays up, m'kay?
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| <center><youtube>DRwrYEdtJ3Y</youtube></center>
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg||doubleniggergallery|center|<gallery>
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| Image:Doublewtc.jpg|[[JEWS DID WTC|JEWS DID DOUBLE NIGGER...]]
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| Image:Eggmanlol.jpg|I got a restraining order...
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| Image:ASSLAMPJPG.jpg
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| Image:Eggmanz.jpg|Robotnik buys a shrinking ray.
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Pay by phone.jpg
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| Image:Ssquared_copy.gif|Sniggas
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| Image:poshrobotnikfixed.jpg|So posh
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| Image:Hahahahahawtf.jpg|Oh, wow.
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| Image:STEP_ON_DICK.JPG
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| Image:Consciousness_gained.jpg
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| Image:Fucknik.jpg|[[Divide by zero]]
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| Image:Robotnikftw.jpg|[[The Blue Waffle|SHITWAFFLES]]
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| Image:Worst_show_ever_you_motherfucking_double_nigger.jpg|WORST SHOW EVER YOU MOTHERFUCKING DOUBLE NIGGER
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| Image:Double tigger.jpg|DOUBLE TIGGER
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| Image:Invisibleggman.jpg|[[4chan]]'s version of an old joke
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| Image:Rapeyoudead.png|The proper response when getting prank-called
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| Image:Sheepyourbeer.jpg|SHEEP YOUR BEER
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| Image:Cocknosefaggot.jpg|Cock Nose
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| Image:Toomuchdigging.jpg|Dig a lot
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| Image:Hesucks.JPG|[[Lie|He does it out of necessity.]]
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| Image:Robotnik_wants_it2.JPG|Robotnik [[Fag|wants cock.]]
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| Image:Lots.JPG
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| Image:Robotdik.jpg
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| Image:nigrarclones.jpg
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| Image:Tailsneedstoyiff.jpg|Typical furries.
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| Image:Robotnikniggersoutside.jpg
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| Image:Talkinganimal.jpg
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| Image:Robotnikvirgins.jpg|I'll get the brain bleach
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| Image:My own clone.jpg|...and neither of them is a virgin anymore
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| Image:Robotnikwhoopdedoo.jpg|Robotnik doesn't give a shit about you, Knuckles.
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| Image:DAYUUUUUM.jpg|DAYUUUUUM
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| Image:robotnikpresident.jpg
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| Image:robotnikagain.jpg|WHEELBARROW FULL OF DICKS
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| Image:Wheelbarrowrobotnik.jpg|Sequel to the previous image.
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| Image:robonikhand.jpg|CAN'T YOU SEE [[Masturbate|HIS DICK IS IN HIS HAND]]?
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| Image:robotniklegs.jpg|Goddamn!
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| Image:robotnikwood.jpg
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| Image:robotnikdontknow.jpg|How do I ruined joke?
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| Image:Cockscockscocks.jpg| [[drug|DRUGS]]
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| Image:Facelookslikeadick.jpg|Robotnik states the [[obvious]].
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| Image:Robotnik60nigras.jpg|SIXTY NIGGERS
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| Image:Wrongwiththesefuckingeggs.jpg|HIS FUCKING FACE IS ON THEM
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| Image:Robotnikbald.jpg|Why is he so bald?
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| Image:Omfgwtfizzatshit.jpg|IS DAT SUM [[Mouseboy|DUCK YAOI]]?
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| Image:invisiblerobotnik.jpg|[[Invisible|INVISIBLE]] NUISANCE
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| Image:Sonicshitcock.jpg|SHITCOCK
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| Image:lulzwoot.jpg|Eggman has mad sluts
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| Image:Supernigga.JPG|The only thing worse than a double nigger.
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| Image:cantyousee.jpg|Dr. Robotnik likes to drop the soap.
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| Image:holycock.jpg|
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| Image:lateferworks.jpg|
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| Image:elronhubbardpoo.jpg|
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| Image:itspaintashole.jpg|
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| Image:assphone.jpg|
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| Image:YOUREABOUT2DIEKNUX.jpg|The dick-faced one tells it like it is.
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| Image:Double Teabitch.jpg|[[DOING IT WRONG]]
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| Image:weeegi.jpg|LOL [[weegee]]
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| Image:longhamburgerislong.jpg|
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| Image:Robotnikagain.png|Robotnik is also a fan of lolicon.
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| Image:shitheadshitt.gif|
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| Image:Robotnik moot.jpg|FLAT CHEST COCK NOSE
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| Image:Outmykitchen.jpg|GTFO MY KITCHEN
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| Image:Robotnik loosens anuses.JPG
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| Image:OHexploitablesonic.jpg|Back to the Kitchen?
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| Image:Kitchenniggers.jpg|[[Niggers|NIGGERS!]]
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| Image:DnDentures.JPG|
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| Image:Amys a buttslut.JPG
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| Image:Robotnik nose cock.JPG|Robotnik gets AIDS
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| Image:Robtonik bee sex.JPG|
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| Image:Ghost semen robotnik.JPG
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| Image:Robotnikassask.JPG|
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| Image:OHExploitable_Robotnik.jpg|[[Oh exploitable|OH EXPLOITABLE!]]
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| Image:OHExploitable Robotnix.jpg|Also exploitable
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| Image:Exploitable-robotnik.jpg|DOUBLE EXPLOITABLE
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| Image:Sonic_Comic_Alphabet.png|ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOH EXPLOITABLE!
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| Image:OHExploitableRobotnik.jpg|Need I say moar?
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| Image:StillExploitableRobotnik.jpg|MOAR.
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| Image:doubleblack.jpg
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| Image:Doublenegroids.jpg|an [[IRL]] double nigger.
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| Image:Doubleniggah.jpg|Double nigger was also a very successful vidyagame.
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| Image:Ngallons.jpg
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| Image:Double nigger Legend of Zelda.jpg|I knew it, Nintendo is just a bunch of nigger lovers!
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| Image:INFINIGGER.jpg
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| Image:MY_OWN_CLONE_Gemini_Man.png|[[Megaman]] style
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| Image:Invisible_Man_Edit.jpg
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| Image:Invisible_Man_Edit_2.jpg
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| Image:Shoot The Nigger.jpg|Dr. Robotnik is tired of this invisible nigger.
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| Image:RobotnikBattletoads.png|[[Battletoads|BATTLETOADS]].
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| Image:Metricniggers.jpg|It's true.
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| Image:Getoffthephone.jpg|Dr. Robotnik's tired of your phone shenanigans.
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| Image:CalvinDoublenigger.jpg|Double niggers have spread to more well-known comics.
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| Image:Doublejumper.jpg|[[Tf2|TF2]] style
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| Image:WHO WAS PHONE ROBOTNIK DN.jpg|[[Then who was X|WHO WAS PHONE?]]
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| Image:Seaofdicks.jpg
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| Image:TWOHALVEOFASHIT.JPG
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| Image:Kenshiro doctor.jpg| [[Fist of the North Star]]
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| Image:Double feature double nigger.jpg
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| Image:Venus serena.jpg| Double the nigger, double the victory
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| Image:Obama_doublenig.jpg|[[Obama|A double nigger did cut it.]]
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| Image:Doubleohnigger.JPG
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| Image:doubleblack.jpg
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| Image:doublepiss.jpg
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| Image:Double_datatype.jpg| [[Computer Science III|CompSci III]] required to understand it
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| Image:Sheepyourbeer.jpg|SHEEP YOUR BEER
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| Image:Double Science.jpg|[[Half-life|Double science]]
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| Image:Double nidhoggur.jpg|[[EVE Online|EVE OnzzZZZzzzZZZz...]]
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| Image:Double Dribble.png
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| Image:Niggermuslim.jpg|[[Nigger]] [[divide by zero|+]] [[sandnigger]] [[mathematics|=]] [[You|Double Nigger]]
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| Image:YOURFACEingame.jpg|IRL
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| Image:Doubleniggerpony.png|Now with 20% more [[My Little Pony|ponies]].
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| File:Double Jigger.jpg|Double Jigger (actual product)
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| File:Doubleminority.jpg|The politically correct term is "double minority". | |
| </gallery>|}}
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| ==Double Nigger Compilation with Audio Part 1-5==
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| '''PROTIP''': [[DO IT FAGGOT|Play all five at once]].
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| |{{frame|{{videoframe|dniggervids|background-color:transparent;|font-weight:bold
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| |<youtube>O1rT6Vi5Ln4</youtube><br>DOUBLENIGGER Part 1
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| |<youtube>9ss_2mdMsiU</youtube><br>DOUBLENIGGER Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
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| |<youtube>nLS_U8BC3Ok</youtube><br>DOUBLENIGGER Part 3
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| |<youtube>GF9LXNfwKjo</youtube><br>DOUBLENIGGER Part 4
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| |<youtube>Xji3-Q1NKcE</youtube><br>DOUBLENIGGER PArt 5. Another fucking episode.}}|background=transparent|border=transparent}}
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| |}
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| == See Also ==
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| [[File:Niggernigger sheet music tin pan alley.jpg|thumb|150px|For all the family]]
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| *[[Black History Month]]
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| *[[Nigger Manual]]
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| *[[Niggerjack]]
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| *[[PINGAS]]
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| *[[Sheeeit Nigger]]
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| *[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
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| *[[nigger|SINGLE NIGGER]]
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| *[[Speed Nigger]]
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| *[[X of dicks]]
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| *[[Street soldier]]
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| == External Links ==
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| * [http://ukresistance.co.uk/2009/12/08/the-sonic-the-hedgehog-joke-book/ The original joke book]
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| * <s>[http://www.floridasnatural.com/orangebox/?p=go&mid=28388505 Racism? In '''''MY''''' orange juice?]</s> see if you can find the i accidentally
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| {{4chanarchive|7707409|/v/: wall of dicks|48772740|/b/ quad nigger|52186734|/b/ morphing double niggers}}
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