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On December 22, [[2017]], after being forced to break up with Nicholas following a so-called "intervention", Amelia decided to defy her [[Islam|overly-possessive parents]] and snuck Nicholas into her room so she could listen to him talk more about how the [[holocaust]] never happened and how [[Adolf Hitler]] did absolutely nothing wrong. Unfortunately, the young lovebirds were soon interrupted when Amelia's parents, 43-year-old '''Buckley Kuhn-Fricker''' and 48-year-old '''Scott Fricker''', discovered that their daughter had let a horrible [[1984|thought criminal]] into their [[safe space]]. | On December 22, [[2017]], after being forced to break up with Nicholas following a so-called "intervention", Amelia decided to defy her [[Islam|overly-possessive parents]] and snuck Nicholas into her room so she could listen to him talk more about how the [[holocaust]] never happened and how [[Adolf Hitler]] did absolutely nothing wrong. Unfortunately, the young lovebirds were soon interrupted when Amelia's parents, 43-year-old '''Buckley Kuhn-Fricker''' and 48-year-old '''Scott Fricker''', discovered that their daughter had let a horrible [[1984|thought criminal]] into their [[safe space]]. | ||
After Amelia's parents told him to [[GTFO]] and [[B&|never show his face around them again]], Nicholas made the [[Bros B4 Hoes|stupid decision to sacrifice himself]] in order to save his beloved girlfriend from her parents' [[psychological]] [[abuse]] and [[liberal]] [[brainwashing]] – and by that we mean that he [[High Score|shot both of Amelia's parents dead]] and then made one of the most hilariously botched [[suicide]] attempts ever as he shot himself directly in the fucking head yet [[failed]] to [[die]]. Nicholas now has to live with the fact that his girlfriend is having sex with [[Aryan]] [[Alpha Male]]s while he suffers from the chronic pain associated with his [[DIY]] lobotomy. But at least Nick can sleep happy knowing that the [[white]] race was saved by his actions. | After Amelia's parents told him to [[GTFO]] and [[B&|never show his face around them again]], Nicholas made the [[Bros B4 Hoes|stupid decision to sacrifice himself]] in order to save his beloved girlfriend from her parents' [[psychological]] [[abuse]] and [[liberal]] [[brainwashing]] – and by that we mean that he [[High Score|shot both of Amelia's parents dead]] and then made one of the most hilariously botched [[suicide]] attempts ever as he shot himself directly in the fucking head yet [[failed]] to [[die]]. Nicholas now has to live with the fact that his girlfriend is having sex with [[Aryan]] [[Alpha Male]]s while he suffers from the chronic pain associated with his [[Do it yourself|DIY]] lobotomy. But at least Nick can sleep happy knowing that the [[white]] race was saved by his actions. | ||
After the [[fake news]] [[media]] learned of the shooting, they quickly began to spin it as a case of an evil [[Nazi]] shooting his girlfriend's heroic parents. In reality, Nicholas was merely a [[Retard|common shitposter]] and the Frickers were [[Asking for it|absolutely horrible parents]] who [[Fact|should have learned to mind their own fucking business]] and stay out of their daughter's relationships. As a minor, the media avoided releasing Nicholas' name and denied him the prestige that he deserves for taking two more dumb liberals off [[America]]'s streets – [[ED|we]], however, are not the mainstream media and we do not give a shit about protecting anyone's identity. You can help by sending flowers to Nick's prison cell and praying that he makes a full recovery after his [[Lulz|self-induced lobotomy]]. | After the [[fake news]] [[media]] learned of the shooting, they quickly began to spin it as a case of an evil [[Nazi]] shooting his girlfriend's heroic parents. In reality, Nicholas was merely a [[Retard|common shitposter]] and the Frickers were [[Asking for it|absolutely horrible parents]] who [[Fact|should have learned to mind their own fucking business]] and stay out of their daughter's relationships. As a minor, the media avoided releasing Nicholas' name and denied him the prestige that he deserves for taking two more dumb liberals off [[America]]'s streets – [[ED|we]], however, are not the mainstream media and we do not give a shit about protecting anyone's identity. You can help by sending flowers to Nick's prison cell and praying that he makes a full recovery after his [[Lulz|self-induced lobotomy]]. | ||
Revision as of 06:06, 13 March 2018
Nicholas Giampa (a.k.a. Nick Breedlove, Kevin Gallo and doctorpepper35) is a 17-year-old alt-right weeb and /pol/ack who learned the dangers of shitposting when the parents of his girlfriend, 16-year-old Amelia Kuhn-Fricker, discovered a stash of dank memes on his secret Twitter troll account and came to the conclusion that he was a literal Nazi who was attempting to expose their daughter to political opinions that just weren't progressive enough for the liberal Kuhn-Fricker family.
On December 22, 2017, after being forced to break up with Nicholas following a so-called "intervention", Amelia decided to defy her overly-possessive parents and snuck Nicholas into her room so she could listen to him talk more about how the holocaust never happened and how Adolf Hitler did absolutely nothing wrong. Unfortunately, the young lovebirds were soon interrupted when Amelia's parents, 43-year-old Buckley Kuhn-Fricker and 48-year-old Scott Fricker, discovered that their daughter had let a horrible thought criminal into their safe space.
After Amelia's parents told him to GTFO and never show his face around them again, Nicholas made the stupid decision to sacrifice himself in order to save his beloved girlfriend from her parents' psychological abuse and liberal brainwashing – and by that we mean that he shot both of Amelia's parents dead and then made one of the most hilariously botched suicide attempts ever as he shot himself directly in the fucking head yet failed to die. Nicholas now has to live with the fact that his girlfriend is having sex with Aryan Alpha Males while he suffers from the chronic pain associated with his DIY lobotomy. But at least Nick can sleep happy knowing that the white race was saved by his actions.
After the fake news media learned of the shooting, they quickly began to spin it as a case of an evil Nazi shooting his girlfriend's heroic parents. In reality, Nicholas was merely a common shitposter and the Frickers were absolutely horrible parents who should have learned to mind their own fucking business and stay out of their daughter's relationships. As a minor, the media avoided releasing Nicholas' name and denied him the prestige that he deserves for taking two more dumb liberals off America's streets – we, however, are not the mainstream media and we do not give a shit about protecting anyone's identity. You can help by sending flowers to Nick's prison cell and praying that he makes a full recovery after his self-induced lobotomy.
Fourteen Simple Words For Dating My Teenage Daughter
—Tim Buckley Corn Fritters | ||
—Butt-ugly Kunt-Fucker | ||
Quotes
—Nicholas Giampa, proving that he's a mere chantard and not actually a Nazi | ||
—Nick goes on THOT Patrol | ||
Gallery
See Also
- AlGore
- Cuckold
- Women's Rights - Nicholas sacrificed everything so his girlfriend would be free to date Republican.
External Links
Archive of his Facefuck page - He has a fucking Youjo Senki pic in there.- Amelia's Roblox profile
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |