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| :<big><big><big>... articles read ''YOU!!''</big></big></big>
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| [[Image:RUSSIA.gif|thumb|200px|In Soviet Russia, other country stereotype ''YOU!!'']]
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| [[Image:Beaners.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Won't [[Beaners|they]] ever give up?!]]
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| [[Image:Pokemansov.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Beware of [[pokemans]]!]]
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| [[Image:Sandwich_eats_krystal.jpg|200px|thumb|[[Krystal Can't Enjoy Her Sandwich|Sandwich]] can't enjoy [[Krystal|YOU]]!]]
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| [[Image:Sovietmilk.jpg|thumb|In Soviet Russia, [[Milk Bags|bag comes in milks]]!!]]
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| The '''Russian reversal''' is a form of [[unfunny]] [[shit]] [[joke]] that you can expect from any sentence starting with the phrase "In Soviet [[Russia]]..." These jokes are always a lame reverse of something considered normal and end in "''[[you|YOU]]!!''".
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| These jokes were made popular when ''[[Family Guy]]'' creator Seth MacFarlane famously couldn't come up with a good enough joke related to [[1980s]] pop culture and had to make a crap reference to crap Soviet refugee comedian Yakov Smirnoff, who is the biggest drawing act in Branson, Missouri.
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| == Original ==
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| The original jokes were all [[1984|Orwellian]], so they actually made sense as jokes:
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| *"In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party can always find you!"
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| *"In America, you listen to man on radio. In Soviet Russia, man on radio listen to you!"
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| *"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
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| Top-notch stuff, [[amirite]]?
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| The later variations by permanoobs on the internets are all unfunny reversals of every [[crap|garbage sentence]].
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| ==Examples==
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| * '''Classic:''' In Soviet Russia, TV watches '''YOU!!'''
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| * '''[[TL;DR]]''': In Soviet Russia, [[furry]] points and laughs at the [[idiot]]ic [[sick fuck]]ery that is enjoyed [[IRL]] by '''YOU!!'''
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| * '''[[Unfunny]] [[nerd]]''': In Soviet Russia, [[mathematics|function]] calculate [[shit nobody cares about|derivative]] of '''YOU!!'''
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| * '''[[GNAA]]''': In Soviet Russia, [[JEWS DID WTC|WTC DID JEWS]]!!
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| * '''[[language|Other language]]''': In Soviet Russia, 禽流感得到 '''YOU!!'''
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| * '''[[An Hero]]''': In Soviet Russia, [[Mitchell Henderson|iPod steal '''YOU!!''']]
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| * '''[[Runescape]]''': In Soviet ''Runescape'', [[noob]] gives money to '''YOU!!'''
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| * '''[[Rap|Shitty Music]]''': In Soviet Russia, [[Soulja Boy]] crank '''YOOOOUUUUU!'''
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| * '''[[Verbose]]''': In the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, a declarative statement or action which one would find archetypal is often redirected so that the protagonist of said statement or action is instead the target of the aforementioned statement or action.
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| * '''[[Touhou]]''': In Soviet ''Gensokyo'', bullets dodge '''YOU!!'''
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| ===Others===
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| *In Soviet Russia, Olympics torch [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8TN_yTRHXk lights you up]!
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| *In Soviet Russia, [http://techcrunch.com/2014/02/07/russia-bans-bitcoin/ Bitcoin mines] you!
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| *In Soviet Russia, cock beats '''[[faggot|YOU]]!!!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, car steals Nigger
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| *In [[Canadia]], [[milk bags|Milk comes in bags]]. In Soviet Russia, Bugs cum in Milk!
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Beaners|immigrants]] deport '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[fleshlight]] [[accidentally]] '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Mudkipz]] liek '''YOU!!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|choppa]] get in '''YOU!!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|lazer charges '''YOU!''']]
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| *In Soviet Russia, lion gets in -- [[JESUS_CHRIST_IT'S_A_LION_GET_IN_THE_CAR!|JESUS CHRIST IT'S A CAR GET IN THE LION]]!!!
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| *In Soviet Russia, cock sucks [[Fallout Boy]]! (Note that even though it doesn't end with [[YOU]]!!, it still gives the [[ghey]] old feeling.)
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[For_the_lulz|lulz did it for '''YOU]]!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, 1) [[Profit|Profit!]] 2) [[????]] 3) '''YOU!!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Lolcats|cheezburger can haz]] '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[that fucking cat]] see '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[music]] listens to '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[music]] downloads '''[[YOU]]!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[baby fuck]]s '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Your Mom|Mother fuck '''YOU!''']]
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| *In Soviet Russia, That [[Secks|tap]] '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[NO U|'''U NO!''']]
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| *In Soviet Russia, '''YOU''' spy over [[Israel|Mossad agents]]!
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| *In Soviet Russia, pet feed '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Cockmongler|Cock mongles]] '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND|9,000 over '''YOU!''']]
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[SF2|Hadouken fire '''YOU!''']]
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[zoomjap|card crushes]] '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, condom breaks '''YOU!!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, Urinal [[pee]]s on '''YOU!!!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, pages moves [[Grawp]]
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| *In Soviet Russia, Candlejack
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Fonzie|Shark jump]] '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Where's Waldo?|Waldo]] finds '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, horse rides '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, dick sucks '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Portal|Portals think with '''YOU!''']]
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| *In Soviet Russia, babies eat '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Shave the baby|baby shaves '''YOU!''']]
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Black Jesus|government]] has a say in [[Your Mom|YOU]]! (No, [[O RLY|RLY]].)
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| *In Soviet Russia, Jews kill '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, goddamn door closes '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[tits|boobs]] [[fap]] to [[YOU]]!
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[300|Hell dines in '''YOU!''']]
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Jenkem]] huffs '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Man The Harpoons|Harpoons man ]]
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[I GOT NORTON!|Norton got '''YOU!!'']]
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[IM PRESSIN CHARGES|Solja Boy cranks dat '''YOOOOOOOOUUUU!!''' ]]
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[The Game]] loses....Wait, no.
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT| ENGLISH SPEAKS '''''YOU''''', MOTHER FUCKER!!!]]
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[shoop da whoop|MAH LAZOR]] fires '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Pool's Closed|Pool closes YOU!]]
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Modern Warfare 2|Airport kills '''YOU!''']]
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| *In Soviet Russia, /[[b]]/ is the cancer killing '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, Cart pushes '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Bike]] Steals '''NIGGA!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Pedo]]s catch [[Chris Hansen]]!
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Toilet]] shits in '''[[YOU]]!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Vagina|Pussy]] eats [[YOU]]!
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| *In Soviet Russia, Little girl finds [[Pedobear]]!
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| *In Soviet Russia, Little boy molests [[YOU]]!
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Divide by zero|zero divides by YOU]]!
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| *In Soviet Russia, God disbelieves in '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Wikipedia]] vandalizes '''YOU!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Shit nobody cares about|Shit does not care about '''YOU!''']]
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[whore]] pays '''YOU!''' (and tourism good)
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[Shit bricks|Bricks shat '''YOU!''']]
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| *In Soviet Russia, [[I accidentally X|The economy accidentally '''YOU!''']]
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| *In Soviet Russia, '''YOU''' rob bank. In [[America|America]], bank robs '''YOU!!'''
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| *In Soviet Russia, WTC does the [[Jews Did WTC|Jews]]!
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| ===Never Funny===
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| [[Image:Russiachan_party_van.jpg|thumb|[[In Soviet Russia]]...you go to [[Party Van]]!!]]
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| *"''In [[Mozilla]], you keep tabs on your browser. In Soviet Russia, browser keeps tabs on you!''"
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| *"''In [[California]], you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!''"
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| :"''Roses are red''
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| :''Violets are blue''
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| :''In Soviet Russia''
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| :''Poem writes you!''"
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| ==Gallery==
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| <gallery>
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| Image:Natalia.jpg|In Soviet Russia, [[doing it wrong|vagina is your name]]!
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| Image:INSOVIETRUSSIACOUCHCHILLSONYOU.jpg|In Soviet Russia, couch chills on you!
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| Image:Lfk.jpg|In Soviet Russia, scooter rides you!
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| Image:Cannedfoodinrussia.jpg|In Soviet Russia, soup eats you!
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| Image:Soviethorseride.jpg|In Soviet Russia, horse rides you!
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| Image:Soviet-mudkipz2_.jpg|In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz liek you!
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| Image:Soviet_Nigra.PNG|In Soviet Russia, [[Pool's Closed|Pool closes YOU!!]]
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| Image:SovietIndiana.jpg
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| Image:Chocobo.jpg
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| </gallery>
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| == People who find these jokes funny ==
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| * [[Idiot]]s
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| * [[13-year-old boy]]s
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| * [[Uncyclopedia]]ns
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| * [[B|/b/tards]]
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| * [[slashdot]]
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| * ''[[YOU]]!!''
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| * [[Russians]]
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| [[Category:Memes]]
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| [[Category:Rusfags]]
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