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[[File:Corkins.jpg|thumb|What a failure looks like.]] | [[File:Corkins.jpg|thumb|250px|What a complete and utter failure looks like.]] | ||
'''Floyd Lee Corkins II''' is an [[morbidly obese]] [[homosexual]] [[negro]] who, on August 15, [[2012]], went to the [[Washington, D.C.]] headquarters of the '''Family Research Council'''—a [[Christfag]]inese organization that's [[pro-life|anti-choice]], anti-[[gay marriage]] and anti [[Sweet Cakes|state-enforced cake-baking]]—armed with a [[gun]] and 15 Chick-Fil-A sandwiches that he intended to stuff in the mouths | '''Floyd Lee Corkins II''' is an [[morbidly obese]] [[homosexual]] [[negro]] who, on August 15, [[2012]], committed one of the worst [[mass shooting]]s in [[United States]] history when he went to the [[Washington, D.C.]] headquarters of the '''Family Research Council'''—a [[Christfag]]inese organization that's [[pro-life|anti-choice]], anti-[[gay marriage]] and anti [[Sweet Cakes|state-enforced cake-baking]]—armed with a [[gun]] and 15 Chick-Fil-A sandwiches that he intended to stuff in the mouths of his [[victim]]s. | ||
It was later revealed that Corkins had likely been [[Allahu Akbar|radicalized]] by the domestic [[terrorist]] organization known as the '''Southern Poverty Law Center''' or '''SPLC''', a group of retarded [[leftist]]s who label practically everyone that they disagree with as a "hate group" and publish lists of people that they believe deserve to be [[rape]]d. | Corkins' ensuing [[Abortion|massacre]] has the dubious distinction of being even worse than the 2017 Aztec High School Shooting that was committed by [[ED]]'s very own [[William Atchison|Little Willy]] – as Corkins shot a security guard in the shoulder, killed [[noone]] and didn't even get a chance to [[Suicide|kill himself]] before [[Owned|the security guard that he had barely even injured tackled him to the ground and held him until the police arrived]]. Corkins also wasted over $40 of his own money on a bunch of delicious [[chicken]] [[sandwich]]es that he didn't even get to shove down the throats of his screaming [[victim]]s. | ||
It was later revealed that Corkins had likely been [[Allahu Akbar|radicalized]] by the domestic [[terrorist]] organization known as the '''[[Southern Poverty Law Center]]''' or '''[[Acronym|SPLC]]''', a group of retarded [[leftist]]s who label practically everyone that they disagree with as a "hate group" and regularly publish lists of people that they believe [[Asking for it|deserve to be]] [[rape]]d. | |||
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{{quote|I don't like your politics.| | {{quote|I don't like your politics.|Corkins, before opening fire and killing noone}} | ||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II]] | * [[The Noid]] - The only person to ever get a worse score than Corkins. | ||
* [[Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II]] - If Corkins weren't an incompetent fuckwit. | |||
Revision as of 04:14, 2 May 2018
Floyd Lee Corkins II is an morbidly obese homosexual negro who, on August 15, 2012, committed one of the worst mass shootings in United States history when he went to the Washington, D.C. headquarters of the Family Research Council—a Christfaginese organization that's anti-choice, anti-gay marriage and anti state-enforced cake-baking—armed with a gun and 15 Chick-Fil-A sandwiches that he intended to stuff in the mouths of his victims.
Corkins' ensuing massacre has the dubious distinction of being even worse than the 2017 Aztec High School Shooting that was committed by ED's very own Little Willy – as Corkins shot a security guard in the shoulder, killed noone and didn't even get a chance to kill himself before the security guard that he had barely even injured tackled him to the ground and held him until the police arrived. Corkins also wasted over $40 of his own money on a bunch of delicious chicken sandwiches that he didn't even get to shove down the throats of his screaming victims.
It was later revealed that Corkins had likely been radicalized by the domestic terrorist organization known as the Southern Poverty Law Center or SPLC, a group of retarded leftists who label practically everyone that they disagree with as a "hate group" and regularly publish lists of people that they believe deserve to be raped.
FLC vs. FRC
—Corkins, before opening fire and killing noone | ||
See Also
- The Noid - The only person to ever get a worse score than Corkins.
- Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II - If Corkins weren't an incompetent fuckwit.
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