User talk:ThomasBola

Welcome, ThomasBola

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

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TKN Bot 21:23, 21 October 2012 (EDT)

Your new article

Your new article

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Gravitycat wants to help.

Hey, you've made an article about JiveRock that might have potential, but you should probably work on it or it'll get deleted. Want some tips?

• Make it long enough to be worth reading! Several paragraphs at least, and use section headers (using ==Headername==.)
• Describe Internet drama or Internet funniness related to the subject. Be funny! Remember that "OMG this is so ghey" is not funny. Keep it somewhat on topic.
• Put in a picture or two. Screenshots are your friend (Printscreen button on your compy, than paste with Ctrl+V into MS Paint, then save as a JPG). Upload pics in the bottom left of the sidebar. Help in formatting here.
• Add links to websites showing drama and lulz - may be examples, related online groups, whatever. Help in formatting here.
• Categorize it. God help you if it has no categories. Categories here.
• Above all else, make sure it's funny. Look here for help.
• Read How to archive the lulz and the style guide for extra tips.
• Read some of the featured articles to see what makes a really good article.

Sounds like a lot of work, but it's really not. Do these, and your article won't get deleted.

I'd like to help you out. Post some info links about this guy to me. If you need more help you should ask at the TJC or to VXSalesman. this is just FYI because your article sucks cock and is boring as fuck. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 23:48, 21 October 2012 (EDT)