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Listen, and understand. That weasel is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, so long as there are edits to be made.
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Good job
Good job with Lemonade Coyote, you actually have creativity and didn't create another generic furfag article! I award you with a catgirl!
Do we need to remind the dumbass about VIP? ROR - Tark 16:55, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
Disregard... NKO got him with kittens... ROR - Tark 16:56, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
Akafa
I'm the creator of Akafa's ED page. Kaspurr and Malinoiser are also my accounts. I accidentally changed M1Magik back to WinterMagik, it wasn't deliberate. However, I removed ChibeShibe from the article because he's actually not Akafa. He's Shibutts on dA, a friend of Akafa. Kindly don't attempt to revert edits from any of my accounts again, because honestly, I'm the only one who really knows about the shit that she does, considering we have multiple mutual "friends" that are willing to supply me with information. — Preceding comment added by Koiyote (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
"because honestly, I'm the only one who really knows about the shit that she does" Guess what? I don't give a fuck. Don't ruin ED with your drama Schnookums 18:27, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
Re: hi
Definitely... And we might have to keep an eye on that article, too. It sounds like it's gonna suck harder than Amanda Bynes with a kilo of coke. ROR - Tark 19:50, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
I locked their article for an hour and provided them with some useful links. Hopefully they will use this time to review ED:101Schnookums 20:05, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
Let's hope. If not, we can always put the unfunny template on their userpage to "assist". ROR - Tark 20:07, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
Lockdown
You only really need use it when people are fucking shit up... there's no need to give people a 'time out', this isn't school. - Mr.Jonzz 20:31, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
Good advice. Thank you Schnookums 20:32, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
TJC
Thanks for that cleanup. I'm a user, atm. But yeah, I just had to remind the newfag that nobody likes unfunny lulzcows... ROR - Tark 20:55, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
Solar System
I am aware of it, and in spite of recent extensions, it is pretty bad in my view. As I'm new, I didn't want to outright replace the old one, but I did want to get some feedback as to how I saw it going. Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 21:09, 16 March 2013 (EDT)
IRC
You heard wrong bub... :D - Mr.Jonzz 02:08, 17 March 2013 (EDT)
Your sig
Yo, fix it so that your user page is linked to the talk pages you've been on. ••GeneralNiggerson 04:30, 17 March 2013 (EDT)
much better, now ppl can click on your name and reply to you. ••GeneralNiggerson 08:04, 17 March 2013 (EDT)
Sig.
Much appreciated. Just doing my part to keep the lulz rolling. ROR - Tark 04:32, 17 March 2013 (EDT)
Manti Te'o Article
Huffington Post is where the Article can be found. Dude was in it for the long term... ROR - Tark 01:26, 18 March 2013 (EDT)
VOTN
Oh yeah, Evildoer Korea with America's poor is a good one. ROR - Tark 11:28, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
Rename
Ask zaiger to do it. He'll also have to rename the account you just made to get it out of the way, though. VXBREATHE DEEP 15:27, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
hi
MY NIGGA... Hey, Schnookums/2013, I saw what you did teeing a shit-heel up for the fall... - Mr.Jonzz 21:42, 19 March 2013 (EDT) Keep up the good work faggot!
If it looks like a nigger and it acts like a nigger balance of probability suggests... - Mr.Jonzz 21:52, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
I assume (following a google) you mean Patriotic Nigra; No... I am an IFG (Internet-Free Guy) - I don't chan/lj/irc/tumblr/twitter/facebook/blog etc... ED is pretty much IT. - Mr.Jonzz 22:22, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
Its not so much that I don't want to IRC as can't; I edit at work and at home (for reasons too haggard to get into) I only have a Blackberry. - Mr.Jonzz 22:40, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
Until yesterday (when my last BB died) I was on GPRS; this 3G one I have now is AMAZING in comparison; gifs actually animate... Its not too bad as it goes. If I'd been on a computar that faggotry on my userpage might have been quite annoying. - Mr.Jonzz 22:52, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
Russian New Pirate song
You should see/hear his Mortal kombat theme videos.. :D--Talk to me|Contribs 02:27, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
How is this okay?
I fully support this site's freedom of speech to parody and make fun of whatever they want, but I think DOXing someone is severely fucked up. In this case I'm talking about Jennifer Hepler. Even though her entire page is abuse and harassment, all I edited was removing the DOX. It was added back immediately. How can you justify that?
Sorry for that, i did not read the talk page. now i knew it. --Mr-ex777 05:31, 21 March 2013 (EDT)
Look who's talking?
Really? So one can dole out 'butthurt' but can't talk a little in return for being called out on a lie? Maybe this individual should grow a thicker skin instead of abusive privileges. Just sayin'. -Gadget 14:33, 21 March 2013 (EDT)
Really?
What did I do to make you "AFRAID" of me? ••THANIGGAON THE RIGHT--> 02:42, 22 March 2013 (EDT)
Ok, if you're not "Afraid" of me, then would you mind explaining this? v
Added in the {{facebook}}{{furaffinity}}{{twitter}} to Timmy's profile, it cuts down the size of some files, and if you get shittons of info, it doesn't hurt to cut down size on the links. The way to use those is for example:{{facebook|loldongs}} And it should give you the username and a direct FB link you can just click. At worst, you can always do a template search such as Template:Facebook, Template:Twitter, and Template:FurAffinity and it pulls up the template page with moar. Also, if you find any "actors", Zaiger put in an IMDb template this morning. Which will bring more lulz, I think. ROR - Tark 03:43, 23 March 2013 (EDT)
And we have people demanding articles get taken down... Holy shit pass the popcorn. RoR 23:07, 26 March 2013 (EDT)
Never volunteer anything about yourself real life. Just a suggestion and why a hostmask is important in IRC. And yes it has extra butter. Have some! P.S. I hate when my sig's hyperlink fucks upreply 23:13, 26 March 2013 (EDT)
Your sig is sent to THIS page, hence why the hyperlink won't work here. It does work on other pages you sign, though. Also, I didn't say what my job was. But yeah, extra butter is good. And maybe if he comes back with a socko, we can have bacon. mmmmm, bacon. RoR 23:18, 26 March 2013 (EDT)
Didn't know what NORP was now I feel silly reply 23:22, 26 March 2013 (EDT)
should i extend the ban? i never rly got involved with Saunders before. -hipcrime 01:51, 27 March 2013 (EDT)
hay gurl hay
Forget ED:101, because this is all you need. URL rather than wiki link because people have shat it up since then and I respect that / can't be bothered to fix it. In the mean time I will gladly copyedit, but only while sober. This is your reminder to remind me.
I love it! Would you nuke File:U-18Chan Member.jpg for me? reply 11:18, 29 March 2013 (EDT)
I could however, it might be a laugh (if you intend to 'thumb' the image) to display the orginal in the article and then use 'link' to direct readers to the improved image... your call. - Mr.Jonzz 11:22, 29 March 2013 (EDT)
Clever idea but OH HELL NO! I want everyone to see it. My head hurts from laughing so hard. Added to beginning of article reply 11:28, 29 March 2013 (EDT)
Sheeeit... I thought I saw you furfagging up your own page there for a second...
Should ED set one up? Tumblr is, after all, today's LJ. — Preceding comment added by Jazzybellio4912 (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
Come here and I can explain some things about what's going on. - 13:04, 1 April 2013 (EDT)
No, I don't give a shit. Really. If you got something to say then do so here. This is a wiki and all communication with me will be done in public. No exceptions reply 13:11, 1 April 2013 (EDT)
The only thing RWS ever killed was my erection, dude be ug all the way to the ly. - Mr.Jonzz 15:54, 1 April 2013 (EDT)
cs
I was bored but... you couldn't see the [edit] next to each individual section? It was there for me afair... ¯\(°_o)/¯ - Mr.Jonzz 19:13, 3 April 2013 (EDT)
It wasn't showing using cs2 or the method I attempted. MediaWiki has its issues. Like style="" breaks most templates. As for cs2 my main complaint is I can't choose something else like <h1> <h2> or <h4>. I'm a formatting Nazi reply 19:57, 3 April 2013 (EDT)
I LOL'd. There is probably a fix. Just like {{quote}} doesn't always center if there are images on the side. The fix is to use {{frame| but that's a pain. Maybe I'll setup a wiki on my computer and screw with it someday reply 20:15, 3 April 2013 (EDT)
aotn
nice choice. you can make it span two days if you like, unless you have something in mind for the sixth. just transclude the aotn blurb for the 5th into the one for the sixth. :) -hipcrime 21:02, 3 April 2013 (EDT)
i have no problem with QOTN suggestions going where they belong. the reason people post qotn's in tjc is cuz nobody sees them at the qotn suggestion/talk page. i doubt anyone would mind if you moved those from TJC to the appropriate page when you see them, if youre inclined to help with featured material. (maybe a nice note on the users talk page, too. the templates at ED can sometimes be intimidating to new users, so i like to drop a personal note instead.) -hipcrime 21:31, 3 April 2013 (EDT)
also, the music embedded on your talkpage is relaxing as fuck. ive been sitting here with it open and smoking something real nice, and they go together really well. :) -hipcrime 21:36, 3 April 2013 (EDT)
Templates at ED can be intimidating? Really?
Hey, Schnookums/2013, I saw what you did acting like a fucking faggot and ruining things... I suppose you think you're something special.
regarding mediawiki: the talkpage has the [+] button for adding a new section. next time the suggestion page is archived, perhaps the qotn suggestion page could be redirected to the talkpage with a short explanation at the top. i don't see the need for a talkpage at the suggestion page, but it's been a while since i did those, which is why im glad you are interested in featuring content. -hipcrime 22:59, 3 April 2013 (EDT)
regarding aotn selection: have a look at social justice. phobos wrote that, and he has a knack for incisive writing. -hipcrime 02:07, 4 April 2013 (EDT)
ah, another place to look for feature-able articles is special:newPages, and GNA. NewPages is also worth going through once a month to delete abandoned drafts, one sentence placeholders, and so on. people are allowed to make these, but if they dont improve them, we are free to delete shit posts per ED:SYSOP (which also applies to EDitors, and might need moved). -hipcrime 02:32, 4 April 2013 (EDT)
rest well. also, i shouldve mentioned: let the crap articles rot for about 2 weeks before considering it an 'abandoned draft'. anyway, get your Zzz's. :) -hipcrime 02:51, 4 April 2013 (EDT)
one more thing, ED Second Edition's birthday is coming up. last year there was a series of aotn\'s related to that. for april 15's aotn i suggest ED (the series may not be necessary this year, it was our first year, so a retrospective was nice, plus not a lot else was going on) hipcrime 18:28, 4 April 2013 (EDT)
haha nah the blurbs are just selections of text from the article. i think i did the same thing with a prior weev blurb when he was to be sentenced, but a look at the blurb's history shows it was another user. anyway, that's just fine imo. also, i like your editor engagement. good job helping out the n00bz. :) hipcrime 20:30, 4 April 2013 (EDT)
wholeheartedly agree! thanks for doing that, since lately i'm busy a lot lately. :) hipcrime 20:44, 4 April 2013 (EDT)
RE: RE
oh noes... not the mighty +8 of <nowiki>... anything but that... I'LL SUCK YO DICK MAAAAN!111 - Mr.Jonzz 22:08, 3 April 2013 (EDT)
Template:FULLBASEetcetera
lol @ your deathnotice! compare that to template:reflist tho... we don't even have the extension installed. :P hipcrime 15:58, 5 April 2013 (EDT)
i haven't checked newpages recently but if they were last edited over two weeks ago, and nothing links to them, then yeah i suppose theyre ripe for deletion. it's a delicate balance between clearing out the crap, and allowing people to constructively contribute. i suspect autism in that one, and if only he would direct his attention to the mounds of other work that needs done, he might be useful. for now, he can play in the mud til the cows come home, as long as he doesn't unilaterally re-categorize shit or change long-standing templates without discussion. he doesn't seem to care much for discussion. hipcrime 16:17, 5 April 2013 (EDT)
He is a very busy man. - Mr.Jonzz 16:54, 5 April 2013 (EDT)
Thanks!
Thank you good sir! How does one become an editor?
hi. yeah i saw that too, but i doubt it is real. notice the very few tweets, hardly worth linking on one's user page, unless it's a red herring. BDSee imo is either trolling or a 'secret shopper'-like plant to see how we treat new editors. he has a copy of the rules, let's see what he does with them. hipcrime 01:38, 6 April 2013 (EDT)
On the whole I'd say (we treat new folk) how they deserve to be treated. • Mr.Jonzz 04:49, 6 April 2013 (EDT)
Heads up on killing spammers faster
I hate spammers with a fiery passion, so if you want their sorry asses sent to Uncyclopedia faster, stick the "banplz" template on the page. This gets the page a notice on the Deathrow page, which means the sysops know this page needs to die ASAP. Just sticking the NFA template doesn't have the same effect.
you could just write cocks on their userpage, we aint blind. Uberfukken 03:18, 6 April 2013 (EDT)
Also, Get on IRC fgt into the #wiki channel, TKN has a bot set up that announces to the channel whenever a new page is created and rates it on a spam filter. ~FredJuicynips(Talk|Contribs) 03:21, 6 April 2013 (EDT)
Music
How do you find music files and put songs on userpages? Just wondering. Thx
And sorry for hijacking the current threat advisory; my mistake. I thought that I was just trying to add sum moar lulz but I suppose I should have asked for permission first.
--Suki 09:19, 6 April 2013 (EDT)
ty
It's a good article and Im glad its AOTN. I plan to do others about ShitRedditSays and some other aspects of this fucked to death online internet privilege culture. My wish to write comes in waves but I dont shit out crap articles. -=- Phobos 20:14, 6 April 2013 (EDT)
Cannot upload images
Hi again. I'm currently trying to make an article but I cannot upload any images to ED. I've tried to upload this but I get an error saying it doesn't match MIME type. I've had it before with another image (that was also a .jpg file). Am I doing something stupid? Could you help me? Proetski
Thanks for uploading the picture for me, but I still can't upload anything myself. I saved some image on my computer and when I tried to upload it on here it said "File extension does not match MIME type" (again). I want to upload a bunch of pictures, and some will only be on my computer. Is it my account that fails or my computer? Or should I wait for a couple of days? - Proetski
Re:Re: Music
Thx you so much, babe. You help me out lots.
How long have you been on ED?
Suki 11:01, 7 April 2013 (EDT)--
n00dz
pls present them. :) hipcrime 11:05, 7 April 2013 (EDT)
Went to the "User:Suki/music" page that you linked from. Trying to use and follow the codes to change the music but it just does not work for sum reazon!!!!11
In a nutshell...
The song from this video here is what I want to add. While I keep trying to place the codes in, it doesn't work.
Sorry to bother you again.
--Suki 12:33, 7 April 2013 (EDT)
crap
hi. it's always helpful to find crap, and either improve the improvable or delete the irredeemable. if any of the articles in those categories is an irredeemable shit post, let me know, and i will look at it. also, this is useful. hipcrime 14:26, 7 April 2013 (EDT)
okay go for it. im still not sure what youre looking to do, but it will become clearer soon. also, if there are old abandoned drafts that don't show in newpages, plz link to them somehow, and i will have a look. hipcrime 19:28, 7 April 2013 (EDT)
hi. i had a look, and almost all of those were carried over from .com, and those are exempt from deletion more or less. the one from that list that was obviously crap was Lissawills2, and i deleted that one. Alisonb00 is pretty bad, but the pageview count is around 4000, which is about 500 views a month, so somebody cares about that one. i like your idea of finding old crap that passed by newpage patrol, but the ones carried over from .com are there for posterity and shouldn't be deleted. let me know if you find any that slipped through the cracks, and i will have a look at them. thanks for halping. a lot. :) hipcrime 21:16, 7 April 2013 (EDT)
ohhhh... there is category:crapstub, but im not sure. ask at tjc cuz thats the kind of change i wouldnt make unilaterally. the temporary category is fine, and might become permanent. we are fairly inclusionist lately, but yeah i agree that there should be separate categories for shit that is redeemable, versus stuff that nobody really cares about. :) hipcrime 21:30, 7 April 2013 (EDT)
NEVERMIND.
After awhile of playing around with the music code, I think I've finally got it! Thx. Please ignore the previous message.
--Suki 15:18, 7 April 2013 (EDT)
RE:RE:RE:RE: Music
Again thank you bunches, sweety piez!
--Suki 14:34, 8 April 2013 (EDT)
Thanks Schnookums
Schnookums, you're a diamond. Thanks for that. Like a female Broadmoor patient cared for by Jimmy Savile, I've genuinely been touched.
If there's anything I can be doing for you to pay you back, please let me know. I'll suck your cock. - Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay 18:27, 9 April 2013 (EDT)
It's not one of my articles, but since her funeral's taking place next week, Margaret Thatcher should definitely be Article Of The Now for 17th April, 2013.
On a similar note, I actually have an article that I've been working on for a while now. At your discretion, I'd really appreciate it if it would be given Article Of The Now status once it's completed. It probably won't be for a while yet because I have a lot of ground to cover in it, but when it is, if you think it's of sufficient quality, I'd really appreciate it. - Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay 19:07, 9 April 2013 (EDT)
lol, It wasn't even an actual user... it was the "user" that was run by the script that helped restore ED from cache, wayback and backups during the rebuild of ED...
regardless though, what zaiger said, don't do that.--Talk to me|Contribs 23:43, 9 April 2013 (EDT)
No, User:Unknown are masked IP addresses. We used our own accounts to rebuild the wiki. --zaiger(talk) 23:49, 9 April 2013 (EDT)
Oh. Well, i didn't know that.. Learn something new every day...--Talk to me|Contribs 23:52, 9 April 2013 (EDT)
Can't upload images
Hey. I still can't upload pictures. It keeps saying the images don't match the MIME type, even though they are .jpg files. The page I'm working on is deviantART related and really needs pictures. What should I do? -Proetski
Try changing the filename to .png --zaiger(talk) 10:32, 11 April 2013 (EDT)
RE: Can't upload images
I tried it with a .png file and on another browser, but I got the same error. Ugh! :/
-Proetski
I could upload it to the anony site: (does this link work?). I tried to upload it to here from the anony site but that failed. - Proetski
Thanks for uploading it. I'll try to put it in the deviantART page somewhere xD
Maybe the computer I'm using is too crappy? I simply can't upload anything to here. I guess I'll have to find someone who's willing to help me with my article (I fail at both uploading pics and writing) :( -Proetski
Batches?? (English isn't my first language, and I'm not that good with computer stuff)
Could you upload this pic for me and name it DAS secret rules or something? I'd appreciate it! -Proetski.
PS: I'll ask for more pics later ;)
Hey! Back again ;)
I've got two more images, could you upload them for me?
Horrific screenshot, could you name it deviantartsecret_frontpage (or something)?
And another bad screenshot, deviantartsecret_advice or something as name. My screen is too small for good screenshots. Getting good pictures into my page is really annoying, ugh.
Well, thanks! I'll be bothering you soon again with new images, eh? Proetski
Kittens
What the hell? I specifically reserved kittens for my Wikipedia userpage! How did they get over here? GreenReaper 07:37, 15 April 2013 (EDT)
Oh hello! Like my article about Lemonade Coyote? Don't you agree that he died being nothing more than a complete faggot? I bet he is yiffing in hell right now as we speak! Schnookums 07:44, 15 April 2013 (EDT)
That sounds pretty hot. If only he'd been wearing his suit, might have padded the impact. GreenReaper 07:49, 15 April 2013 (EDT)
Nothing and I won't do it to you again. Please accept my apologies. I made a mistake.
(P.S. forgive the sock puppet but was under the impression you wanted a response)Ahem 09:44, 15 April 2013 (EDT)
That shits ancient we done with that. ••GeneralNiggerson 19:31, 16 April 2013 (EDT)
From now on I promise not to get the wrong idea. Thankfully your 12 hour b& for this set me straight. I will never mess around with you again. Maybe I should check with Mr. Jonzz to make sure he isn't angry with me. Also, please accept my apologies for acting like a whining baby. Now I shall watch the following and let the serious clear!
Martian man-fat tastes like cinnamon. • Mr.Jonzz 11:23, 15 April 2013 (EDT)
pic
lol no thats not me, but it looks like a scene from my youth. haha oic... Jonzzy makes the best userpages. :D hipcrime 01:09, 17 April 2013 (EDT)
My problem...
I tried to watch the video on my phone but it won't play... it starts buffering then gives some message about it being unavailable/restricted or some shit. Fuck Youtube. • Mr.Jonzz 18:01, 19 April 2013 (EDT)
LOL; but I haz RED eyes bby... • Mr.Jonzz 00:51, 20 April 2013 (EDT)
good contributor imo; u just jelly they have a {{Bannstar}} and you don't... • Mr.Jonzz 01:19, 20 April 2013 (EDT)
You looking through articles
Just do it, you don't have to tell people every time you're having a look at it. ••GeneralNiggerson 12:57, 20 April 2013 (EDT)
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Alright I am going to have a look at Safwwefe and BatteryIncluded later to see how I can help. If you have any questions or concerns please drop me a note. Regards
You could take a look at the last image. It's.. interesting XD (Don't know where to put it, though)
Well, thanks for uploading the previous images! I'll have some more free time soon, I might bother you with more then. -Proetski
If you want
I can pull more furry pics of hers (including one of her peeling skin off her foot, claiming to be a "dedicated fursuiter"). She's got a treasure trove full of that shit on her Facebook. --Cloudsoda 22:42, 23 April 2013 (EDT)
The only problem is with most of these l33t hacker articles there is nothing to go off of. Most of aush0k's backhistory is impossible to find and these pages are more for people to know who the fuck he is in IRC. I dunno what to do with it lol - phobos
Bleh... if by review them you mean 'quickly scan and fix any formatting/style issues' then yes, if you mean 'read them properly' then no. Furries = teh boring. • Mr.Jonzz 14:34, 25 April 2013 (EDT)
Do what you said on my TPage but I'm really the wrong person to speak to about anything furry, as mentioned above I have little-to-no interest in the subject lol :D • Mr.Jonzz 15:07, 25 April 2013 (EDT)
Calm down, sperglord
I intend on keeping my place as an EDitor. I won't be vandalizing anytime soon :P 17:53, 25 April 2013 (EDT)
We'll keep in-touch, Officer Downs. You're a very special policeman. 18:04, 25 April 2013 (EDT)
Looks good, but IMO, it should have at least some of the people articles in it.--Talk to me|Contribs 17:19, 28 April 2013 (EDT)
furry portal
it looks very good. :D but portal changes should be suggested at TJC for community input. if nobody objects within a few days, it;s probably okay to go on and make the swap. good job. :D -hipcrime 00:01, 29 April 2013 (EDT)
Okay, I've mostly done the article BatteryIncluded, with another's user help. Can you guys review it? Regards. — Bryan SeeTalk | Contribs 03:31, 29 April 2013 (EDT)
RE:LJ Discussion
Can't IRC at the moment for reasons that must remain undisclosed. use my talk page--Talk to me|Contribs 20:36, 29 April 2013 (EDT)
There are over 3440 links and that's only the first 3440.
Automated Webcitations seems like a good idea in addition to the PDFS considering how much space all these will take up, however WebCite uses hotlinked images or somethimg like that. but archive.is doesn't, and instead makes copies of the visible imageas or even visible thumbnails, so when they are deleted by LJ, they will still show up..--Talk to me|Contribs 22:20, 1 May 2013 (EDT)
Hey, do EDitors like you have the ability to ban users, or is that power reserved just for the sysops?
No. You can tell me to piss off and nothing I can do about it except BAWW to an admin. 16:53, 30 April 2013 (EDT)
Avatar Gay Drama
hi. i see you are bypassing the redirect to the television template and removing the redundant categories. but this one and this one caught my eye, because these are movies, not tv shows. pls have a look to make sure this is what you meant to do. :) -hipcrime 05:34, 1 May 2013 (EDT)
You for watching for any potential mistakes is appreciated. Teamwork helps to keep ED well maintained. My plan is to sort through all articles to make sure they have the proper template/category assigned then add them to the portal if needed. It looks like there are about 250 articles that probably should be included in the Television portal but aren't 12:51, 1 May 2013 (EDT)
i posted that in the wee hours, so my message above is unclear. what i meant was we now have movies with a template on them that says:
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Avatar Gay Drama is part of a series on
Television
Visit the Television Portal for complete coverage.
„
... and that perhaps the wording on template:television could be changed or another template (for movies) could be made. your avatar is adorable. -hipcrime 18:27, 1 May 2013 (EDT)
Movies eventually show up on TV. It's all technically Television. -Gray 18:31, 1 May 2013 (EDT)
well ok then. i had a look at what would be involved, and it doesn't look easy to make the changes. i was thinking of renaming the portal to "old media" instead of television, but that looks like a lot of work and im still recovering from the move. -hipcrime 18:34, 1 May 2013 (EDT)
My next project is to review all TV and movie articles. So in the process I will make sure I set the appropriate template when stripping categories. Either {{Television}} or {{Movies}}. If we move forward with a movies portal later then most the work will already be done. About 370 articles will be involved. That's half as many as my last project. 19:40, 1 May 2013 (EDT)
Portal:Furfaggotry/AOTN/1
I change the AOTN of most portals every time the portal's featured in the main page. If I were to archive each portal featured article in its own page, I'd make about a new page a day and that would really clutter the new pages and make it unnecessarily difficult to update BNA and GNA (I use the new pages page to update BNA and GNA). To check if an article has been featured on a portal just skim the portal's AOTN history. -Gray 16:33, 1 May 2013 (EDT)
The Furfaggotry portal I am planning to refresh every 5 days or so to keep it interesting. After a while some content will need to be reused. Originally I was going to place archives in my userspace but decided against it so others could contribute or use an existing Featured Article if they desire. You do have a valid point about new pages and if needed I can put everything in my userspace. I just don't want to give other users the impression I am saying mine in regards to the portal. 16:45, 1 May 2013 (EDT)
I'm all in favor of archives but lets try to keep them in a single page. -Gray 16:52, 1 May 2013 (EDT)
That I can do. I am using the Furfaggotry portal as a learning experience. So this is definitely the time to provide feedback so I do everything properly. Generally you don't seem talkative so I've tried not to message you unless absolutely necessary. 17:01, 1 May 2013 (EDT)
Crazyvideosandrants
i see that there is something there, notice no action was taken on that user's complaint. also, the deletion discussion on the talkpage stalled after some vandalism a few months ago. the article is fine and not in any danger of deletion. :) -hipcrime 18:18, 4 May 2013 (EDT)
tv and movies
awesome. you do good work here. :) -hipcrime 23:18, 4 May 2013 (EDT)
Please don't embed things on my portal. I put everything on the portals themselves to be as easily updateable as possible. I hate having to go to different pages to update portals. -Gray 02:33, 5 May 2013 (EDT)
Also, in this edit of yours you only deleted the last bullet-point in Main Page/did you know halfway. The Show Preview button is there for a reason. -Gray 02:52, 5 May 2013 (EDT)
Yes, I know the Show Preview button is there for a reason. The reminder is appreciated. Sadly, even the best of us make mistakes.
I could be wrong but nobody can say that a portal is theirs. Are you aware that in a couple days I am going to drop 250 new articles on the TV and Movies portal? As a hobby programmer large blocks of text don't scare me. But this isn't about either of us.
Maybe I am wrong but most large portals don't have all content on a single page. Normally AOTN, POTN and Related Articles have their own pages. This is to make it easier for everyone to contribute. Sure it's a couple extra clicks for me but I deal with it. Obviously admin outranks editor. However I feel that I have valid concerns and look forward to your feedback. Regards, 03:20, 5 May 2013 (EDT)
I'm the portal's caretaker, as well as that of most of the other portals. All three portals that have been made by me follow the same "all in one page" standard. As for putting every single article in the category in the portal, see the Social Media portal (another portal that I made). If you've ever seen the Social Media portal and compared the amount of articles in the categories to the amount of articles in the portal, you'll notice that the portal doesn't list all the articles in the categories. I created it like this to promote only decent pages and did the same with the Television Portal (most TV and Social Network user articles suck). -Gray 03:46, 5 May 2013 (EDT)
My hope is that I never become the sole caretaker of any portal. This should be a privilege that everyone shares. So including everything on a single page is your standard then? Not official Encyclopedia Dramatica's? If doing it that way is superior and less confusing for the average user then maybe we should apply your standard to all portals. The inconsistencies between portals is an annoyance. I was hoping to fix that with the TV and Movies portal. As for the articles, a lot are crap, but should be in the portal. If not then strip them of related templates and categories. Best, 04:14, 5 May 2013 (EDT)
Sometimes as an editor the crap is demoralizing but as a visitor I never cared. That's why I avoid removing articles from portals. This wiki is simply too large to Nazi. Plus you never know when someone will be inclined to improve an article they found in a portal.
I strongly feel that AOTN, POTN and Related Articles should be separate pages. Like they are on the Main Page. Kindly, 05:28, 5 May 2013 (EDT)
This site is the only website I have an active account for, I spend most of my internet time here and little gets passed me, thus if someone were to improve a page, I'd notice. If you rotated a portal most everyday, you too would consider separate maintenance pages a waste of time. -Gray 05:55, 5 May 2013 (EDT)
So why not do it this for all portals? And the Main Page? Maybe while it is convenient for you it wouldn't be for others. 06:29, 5 May 2013 (EDT)
Because those portals already have the maintenance subpages and deleting them would piss off Zaiger. The Main Page has too much stuff for it to be rotated in one edit. Other users don't rotate portals. -Gray 06:37, 5 May 2013 (EDT)
It seems then I was correct to add the subpage to the TV and Movies portal. 06:42, 5 May 2013 (EDT)
How exactly are you correct to add the subpage to the TV and Movies portal? -Gray 06:57, 5 May 2013 (EDT)
If subpages of existing portals shouldn't be deleted then subpages should be added to new portals. 07:02, 5 May 2013 (EDT)
Not deleting something ≠ creating something. -Gray 07:13, 5 May 2013 (EDT)
portals, rotation, etcetera
hi. i had a look at the discussion above and have no idea what's going on. Gray is indeed the only user who rotates portals tho, so i would follow his lead on it, especially when he says that subpages makes portal rotation more difficult. Gray also does very good work here, and i would like to keep the portal rotation easy just in case he wants to take a break or vacation sometime. i thought i saw some separation of movies from the television portal, and that you were involved, hence the thanks above. tbqh i really have no idea what i am doing, and mostly i just watch you guys, but on this one, if Gray says that subpages will make portal rotation more difficult, then i tend to believe him. hth, -hipcrime 10:25, 5 May 2013 (EDT)
RE: tv portal redesign
There's still no reason you can't chsnge the portal colors. I noticed also Gray referred to one of the portals as his "my portal" ED is a wiki, he doesn't "own" the portal just because he created it.--Talk to me|Contribs 00:24, 6 May 2013 (EDT)
There are over 3440 links and that's only the first 3440.
Automated Webcitations seems like a good idea in addition to the PDFS considering how much space all these will take up, however WebCite uses hotlinked images or somethimg like that. but archive.is doesn't, and instead makes copies of the visible imageas or even visible thumbnails, so when they are deleted by LJ, they will still show up.--Talk to me|Contribs 00:31, 6 May 2013 (EDT)
LOL; everybody on EDF2 is a degenerate faggot... apart from oddguy... he I would fuck... <3 <3 <3 • Mr.Jonzz 02:54, 9 May 2013 (EDT)
What? He's a sexy bitch; plus being Jewish you know his cock will be cut and therefore nice and clean. • Mr.Jonzz 08:27, 9 May 2013 (EDT)
buzzen
How do you expect buzzen to gather new content if you keep removing the incentive to provide lulz? Fgt — Preceding comment added by Dichmitfire (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad. Obviously, your communist fat ass will be relentless in your fgtry cause and 0 fucks have been given by the rest of us. 0 lulz for your ~weird~ power trip.
Derek can't stand being wrong and any attempt to tell him that he too makes mistakes just results with him ignoring the message and eternally hating the messenger.
Take the Whores Portal incident for example: I made the portal. Derek didn't like it so he deleted it. I explained to him and to everybody else why the portal was a good idea and most of them seemed to like it. I rebuilt the portal and he deleted it again. He banned me for two weeks (this was before I was a Sysop and wasn't immune to getting banned) but I immediately got unbanned. He banned me three times, every time resulting with me getting unbanned soon after. The portal ended up staying and I ended up not banned, but ever since that he screams and swears like a child with Tourette syndrome every time he refers to me. Just so you know, before the Whores Portal incident, he liked me to the point of giving me a Vox Dramatica Prize. -Gray 06:33, 11 May 2013 (EDT)
Seriously the details are of no interest to me. If all you have is excuses then don't bother. Maybe you should undo your last edit as a good faith gesture. If you do so then maybe I can be of assistance. You already work your ass off. So please make the first move to the craziness. 07:08, 11 May 2013 (EDT)
What exactly do you mean by "maybe I can be of assistance"? -Gray 07:19, 11 May 2013 (EDT)
Not sure exactly and I will have think on it. My intentions are only good though. So can you please undo your last edit? 07:26, 11 May 2013 (EDT)
Thanks for welcoming me. Appreciate it dude!Kittens 12:15, 14 May 2013 (EDT)
your pet(s)
your brother's kitty is adorable, and so are your ferrets. :) -hipcrime 21:30, 15 May 2013 (EDT)
Yes, they are. :-)
Kittens 00:16, 16 May 2013 (EDT)
lol
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You say "ED did this", but ED as a site did nothing.
You know who did? Some random troll. Seriously, go look at the article history. Pretty much all of it was written by a single person.
Said person just happened to submit it to ED, which has very lax quality control as it is...
I'm currently walking down the street so can't snap it atm; the text is Zalgo style which you can use online generators for. It displays fine on my phone but shows as those small boxes you get if you copy unicode into notepad. I have to use IE at work. • Mr.Jonzz 08:58, 18 May 2013 (EDT)
This is what currently displays...
It displays okay on my phone but as you pointed out it clips the bottom off slightly... I'm not really fussed, I was just seeing if it worked at the time; sadly {{DISPLAYTITLE}} doesn't preview. • Mr.Jonzz 09:25, 18 May 2013 (EDT)
ED PW change
Hey Schnookums (just picked you because I needed to talk to an admin and you were on my talk page),
my ED password was changed (I think). When I tried to login, I got a msg saying there was a problem and that the system was logging the attempt in case of a possible hack, etc etc. I reset my PW with my email. Is this a problem with the server? I obviously never gave my PW to anyone, so... what do you think happened? (This is the second time it has happened. Last time was around 40 days ago if I recall correctly.)
I thought posting his wikipedia nick would shut him up, but he just keeps sperging (or I guess now it's lower-end-of-autism-spectruming) over his wikipedia ban. I give up, he's not worth the alcohol it would take to tolerate his shit. Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 04:36, 20 May 2013 (EDT)
Moar pictures
Hi. I'm back with a shitload of pictures for my article. DeviantArtSecret is fucking fucked up shit. After this one I'll be done with my article, I guess. If you find something very unfunny please don't upload. I'm not sure what's ED worthy and what's not. Thanks in anticipation, and sorry for the huge amount of work I'm saddling you up with. I named the pics, though these names may be changed (especially if there are spelling mistakes). - Proetski
Okay I think you can move it, it's almost done. But where will I find it? (and will it survive?) -Proetski
Thanks. I added the rest of the images. I've had enough of working on that article, honestly. I still have a few questions. Could the name be changed to DeviantArtSecret and will it be added to the deviantART portal (or does it need approval first)?
And is there a chance someone creative will improve it/add stuff? 8D
...is just Love expressed differently. • Mr.Jonzz 20:14, 20 May 2013 (EDT)
RE: Television Portal
Thanks, I'll be sure to add the ones that haven't been added so far.
Also noticed this while I was searching if there was an article about Stanley Kubrick. Should I add this in Movies or Memes? Lord Raptor 19:51, 21 May 2013 (BRT)
Alright, I can try. Lord Raptor 20:28, 21 May 2013 (BRT)
By the way, what are the editors's general opinion on Resident Evil 3? The article talks about more the video game and there is no mention of the movie adaptation. Why it was listed in the Television list? Lord Raptor 15:52, 23 May 2013 (BRT)
i am using the {story} template and it is making everything that i am putting after hidden... it say "" after the last comment but I did not type that into there after meepsheeps comment... :( ObtuseAngles 23:52, 24 May 2013 (EDT)
thanks to you for the assistances. ObtuseAngles 15:59, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
(o_O) is the User:Mr.Jonzz also User:NKO? ObtuseAngles 18:36, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
well, if you saying so... ¯\(°_o)/¯ ObtuseAngles 18:42, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
wut
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Let Meepsheep know about changes to {{quote}} that I made.
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— Schnookums
Bitch, I ain't your secretary, tell him yourself, idc... :D • Mr.Jonzz 01:47, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
>kill yourself
too busy fapping over ferret-pr0n... • Mr.Jonzz 01:54, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
Way ahead of you... • Mr.Jonzz 02:01, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
After I've finished fapping to ferrets?
After?
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It's not
What you thought
When you first began it
You got
What you want
Now you can hardly stand it though,
By now you know
It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
It's not going to stop
'Til you wise up...
Made an article based on the guy who made the blog GovernmentsGetGirlfriends. Has started drama on reddit and tumblr as well (it's linked). He is fairly well known and an excellent source of virgin angst. There's tonnes of quotes from him and I tried to organize them.
Do you think it's okay to move? Based on people's reactions to him and how he seems to be fairly popular, I'm sure it wouldn't die and others might want to contribute.
Thanks. I'm new to all this so what I'm going to do is try improving Random pages to get practice. Also to see what kinds of edits and layouts there are and see what makes good and shitty articles.
I have a two questions: is there a way to put in a vimeo video; could that page be linked into the dying alone template and, if so, could it also go under the politics template as well as under issues with the link saying "Girlfriends"? (but I understand if the article isn't up to quality yet and, besides, one is template would probably be enough (in that case, I would request the former)) Qwb 20:10, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
Is Meepsheep a bot? In my most recent edit, I added some pictures and moved things around but then my edits were instantly reverted. In my moving, I did delete something to place it elsewhere, but, I didn't mean to vandalize. Qwb 20:26, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
Awww, don't be sad bby... I still love you... <3 • Mr.Jonzz 19:49, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
Ready to punch the monitor
Will you have a look at this - it's fucking me off royally; it's exactly the same as the SoundCloud I created... after some messing about I got to a point it looked kosher but then after protecting it it was fucked up again... I can't work out what the problem is, I'm tired and my brain hurts... ;___;
<includeonly>'''<span class="plainlinks" style="white-space:nowrap;">[[File:Steam_Template_Icon.png|link=http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/{{{1}}}]] [http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/{{{1}}} {{{2|{{{1}}}}}}]'''</span></includeonly><noinclude>
Indicates a link to a [[Steam]] profile.
==Syntax==
'''{{ Steam | profile | description }}
# '''profile''' - the final portion of the URL to a Steam page, after ''http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/''
# '''description''' (''optional'') - replaces the profile name with your text
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'''''Note''''': remember to remove all whitespaces (except for the ones in description) and put everything in one long line, otherwise it might get broken.
==Examples==
{{Steam|00000000000000000}}
<small>Produces:</small><br />
{{Steam|00000000000000000}}
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{{Steam|00000000000000000|DongWrangler!}}
<small>Produces:</small><br />
{{Soundcloud|00000000000000000|DongWrangler!}}
[[Category:Link Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>
"You were doing it correctly. Sometimes template pages don't refresh." - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Thanks for that; Ferret pr0ns shall be forthcoming in reward. • Mr.Jonzz 22:01, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
Decisions, decisions...
Icon 1
Sized 16px... good size/position but like you say a little fuzzy.
Thank you for your support and proposition of assistance. Now I need only assurance about not be banned by admins.--Курка Аалямб 01:58, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
Thank you for beautification of my user-page. But I don't understand, for what the Category:Ukrainian ED is?--Курка Аалямб 03:10, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
Coolio. Of course I don't always get things right /\ Jazzybellio4912
My name and pictures on an article
Dude, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE remove my name and pictures from this article. I am not that guy.
More than an year ago I found my pictures and name on this blogI was very shocked too see my name and pictures there and couldn't understand who would steal my info.
That's not me as I have nothing to do with what that person did.... This sicko contacted me and told me that he used my name to avoid his real name being known on Facebook.
You could also contact me at [email protected] if you want to see that I am not that guy or for me to show you his e-mail. Or I could do it here? I don't want my info being used to pursue this person because I'm not him.
Thanks ! Do you know who I should talk to on #wiki? I've messaged the user "e". Who should I message about this? — Preceding comment added by DevilsChaplain008 (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
Much obliged, Schnookums. I'll read some more of that blog and see if I can't polish up my article some more, but in the meantime, appreciate the help. Also:
HEY THERE! Hey, Schnookums/2013! I saw what you did with with your epic trolling of USI addicted EDiots of late, not to mention how good a job you been doing as an editor.. I just wanted to say keep up the good work.
Can you revive the Alectess1 page, as the creator is now a butthurt faggot? DramaQueen754 17:47, 28 May 2013 (EDT)
Emilie Autumn rewrite
btw, in getting practice on "cleaning-up" articles, I'm attempting to rewrite the Emilie Autumn article. Here's what
I've got so far. Other than a song or two, I don't really know anything about her so I'm mostly summarizing what is already written and preserving most of the relatively good text. (I haven't researched who made it but because so much of it is based on forum drama that only someone from there would know or care about, I'd omitted it; it just makes the article tl;dr.)
I'm about 1/2 way done. Could I get some feedback so far?
Qwb 23:07, 28 May 2013 (EDT)
Re: FYI
Yeah, I've already been to his fb page (was planning on adding the additional photos there just now actually haha)
Pretty sure his linked in and that blog are a con because once I went to the linked in page and then immediately after that profile visited me a dude from Italy (the place GGG works hard to try and make people believe he's from by "accidentally" leaving it in blog posts for a few hours and then editing out) visited me.
YES HELLO
Hello my fellow fagtag bearing legend of Internets.
Richard"fl0ss"Worship 07:45, 29 May 2013 (EDT)
okay, that makes sense. :) -hipcrime 12:33, 30 May 2013 (EDT)
Thank you for being making leaving beautiful Welcome
I would like to be making treaty OF Truce between venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea and ferrets. If ferrets agree to claw and bite the subHuman southern secessionists until they die and scream, Ambassador for venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea, me, will promise all of the methamphetamine and counterfeit heathen American currency and prison camp vacations your adorable ferret hands can hold. Ambassador for venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea can know that ferrets have small cute hands without room for many methamphetamines, and so Ambassador for venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea can provide itsy-bitsy ferret satchels to be taking them alls. Ambassador of venereal disease free nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea 13:52, 30 May 2013 (EDT)
In this recent conversation between Twiggerwarning and me, we have reason to suspect that Jeffreypoo is Marjan Siklic or an ally of his account and his most recent edit is an attempt at deception. Could you undo his edit?
I've polished up the Starkiller88 article with recent happenings and included what little of the BatteryIncluded article needed included. I would recommend switching the title of the article to "Bryan Dunsheng See" or "BDSee", and that the BatteryIncluded article be canned, as it's served it's purpose. Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 04:45, 31 May 2013 (EDT)
I cannot believe I'm saying this but I don't hate you.
WELL it's largely finished, although I'm still gathering caps and other various images from people around the net. I know for a fact people are holding on to awesome shit that would make the article that much better. But by all means, review that article. May the lulz be with you. - CUNTZILLA 16:29, 31 May 2013 (EDT)
hi
just fyi when u flush spam, delete the edit summary so you can't see the URL in the logs. The last one u did doesn't show the spam URL in the edit summary, but most do. You didn't do anything wrong, just thought I'd tell u so u know. --Mantequilla(talk) 23:30, 31 May 2013 (EDT)
Thank you for the heads up, I will do that. BTW do you want us to leave messages on your talk page? Noticed it has been flushed so am unsure. 23:33, 31 May 2013 (EDT)
Yeah I have it set so only admins can leave me messages on my talk page, as normal users should be going to you guys for their problems and therefore shouldn't need permissions to edit my talk page. --Mantequilla(talk) 17:18, 1 June 2013 (EDT)
Why hello there
I have just came to tell you that I love you and I find you beautiful.
Just came by to tell that my article has gotten some attention on deviantART. Some guy even has decided to make small edits on my article, including a link to his own profile with the "funny" tekst this guy was bawwlocked by DAS (under the external links). Should I get rid of that? I find it very infantile and it doesn't improve the article IMO.
In case you are on deviantART think about visiting the deviantartsecret page, there is a shitstorm going on there. -Proetski
Good, good.
The world must know of this story. Tell them, tell them all!!!1!1 - CUNTZILLA 12:20, 2 June 2013 (EDT)
Changing that mother fucker soon. ••GeneralNiggerson 10:34, 3 June 2013 (EDT)
message from Bisousbisous
Since you're actually an admin, I have a question. Should I strikeout dead links with a message saying that they're dead, or outright delete the link? Bisousbisous 12:27, 3 June 2013 (EDT)
[[User:Schnookums|Stinkrat]] • Mr.Jonzz 09:51, 4 June 2013 (EDT)
Well then
I guess this makes me lvl 5000 internet asshole extraordinaire. This is a pretty fucking big responsibility. I must remember to use the lulz wisely. • CUNTZILLA 11:10, 4 June 2013 (EDT)
DAS
I already wondered where all the images went, haha. I put a few back on the page and moved the rest to the "artwork" gallery. Thanks for looking into it. - Proetski
Clean-ups
Yes, I do see a clear difference and improvement in your work.
Well, my first clean-up was the Emilie Autumn article. It went from 36kb to 22kb and it's about 1/2 the amount of scrolling.
My second clean-up was the pussy-whipped article. There had only been four edits of the article before mine and there were a lot of deleted pictures and files. As such, now, I added pictures and practically redid the gallery.
I would just like to know if I'm working in the right direction. Thanks.
I'll think about becoming an editor in the future, but as of now I think it's too soon (I've haven't even been on ED for 2 weeks yet). But I'll continue to add-to and clean-up existing articles and when I have built up some sort of "portfolio" of about 10 greatly improved articles, then I'll try out for it.
Mail object returned error: Failed to send data [SMTP: Invalid response code received from server (code: 554, response: Message rejected: Email address is not verified.)]
oh so you got the email? email me back anything related to it, don't want it to be public.--Talk to me|Contribs 23:05, 5 June 2013 (EDT)
Your place or mine?
Ideally mine; but I guess that would be dependant on you being able to survive a primarily carbon dioxide based atmosphere at a pressure of around 600 pascals (0.087 psi)... • Mr.Jonzz 07:59, 6 June 2013 (EDT)
Thanks for the quick note. If you'd like to lend a hand on the Drama Generation Template, feel free.
Right now I have the base template done with decent colors and three sections that (I hope) will work for most the pages in that category, but I'm not 100% sure on the sections because I haven't read all the pages yet. The next step will be to add content and add/alter sections if needed. From there it's just a matter of spamming the nice new navbar on all those pages to replace the "Drama-generating techniques" category tag, but getting to that point is the tricky part.
To prevent doubled work, please go down the page list in alphabetical order when adding content and note where you stopped near the top of the working page. Thanks, again, and have a great night. --3tails 18:42, 7 June 2013 (EDT)
Ok, I overhauled the template taking cues from the grey template you left. How does it look now? As a side note, when are you supposed to use <nowiki>? --3tails 18:03, 8 June 2013 (EDT)
It looks great! There was a weird issue with Sections made after the table being included in the table, but I think I have it fixed. Was I making any specific errors over and over? Anything I should look out for in the future? Thanks for the help! --3tails 21:31, 8 June 2013 (EDT)
a reminder
when unblocking mother fuckers, be sure to check here to unblock the ip the mother fuckers are using. ••GeneralNiggerson 18:47, 8 June 2013 (EDT)
New article (move plos)
Hey I just finished up a WIP article on my userpage
I request that you work your admin magic and move it to be published or whatever it is you do.
Also being that it's my first article, if you could take a look at it and give me some feedback I'd appreciate it. I'd like to become an official EDitor eventually
Do I need to get someone else to do this? it looks like you might have your hands full ~ Dbaggins aka Dildo B. 23:22, 8 June 2013 (EDT)
This user just put these sections on the gun control article that look [[unfunny]]. Seriously, they look literally like a wikipedia article without the neutral point of view. I mean read this:
==Is Gun Control Effective?==
This depends largely on what you consider "effective". If your overall intention is to inflict as much carnage, beautiful death, destruction, screaming chaos and, most importantly, hiked up TELEVISION RATINGS...then yes, yes it's <i>very</i> "effective" indeed.
On the flip side, gun control when used as a means of trying to <i>save</i> lives is balls up <i>the</i> most ineffective, deficient, outright mentally retarded means imaginable. Gun control advocates are always quick to retard back to the mantra "guns kill", chanting it over and over again in response to the earth shattering statistics and overwhelming scientific proof that MORE guns equals LESS crime, using it as a set of proverbial ear plugs, they're able to drown out real reality in favor of their overly simplistic, child-like, wanton delusions that all problems can be explained with <i>things</i> rather than <i>people</i>.
And you honestly can't blame them either. Reality can be quite scary and foreboding, especially if you've lived a very sheltered life. A gun is something you can physically see, you can put a label on it, you can demonize it, you can protest it, you can ban it, you can hate it...but PEOPLE on the other hand...well that really complicates things. Often to the point where those types sense of reality starts to break down and they essentially start tipping on over the edge of sanity itself...at which point their subconscious kicks in, they start chanting that "but guns kill" mantra and their shaky grasp of sanity is restored with blissful ignorance.
To help bottom line this and put it all into perspective we need only really look at two (out of millions) of examples. The first example, Kennesaw, Georgia, a town which, in 1982, passed an ordinance requiring the head of every household to have at least one gun in the house at all times. The burglary rate immediately dropped an astounding 89 percent. Ten years after the law was passed, the burglary rate was still 72 percent less than it was in 1981. Our second example comes from the city of Orlando, who responded to a wave of sexual assaults by offering firearms training classes to women...rapes dropped by nearly 90% the following year.
Yes, guns kill, but they also protect. They are a double edged sword which swings both ways, a symbol and means of power which can only be effectively matched against ITSELF. And, when matched against itself, causes a nullification of its effective power and capability, rendering it largely unsuitable and inefficient for any particular criminal pursuits.
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==The Effective End Of Gun Control==
===Improvised Firearms===
Technically speaking, the entire concept of "gun control" is a paper tiger, one that only holds any meaning or relevance to those on the lesser end of the intelligence spectrum. In actuality, <b>ALL</b> guns could be effectively banned outright and yet the production, sale and use of guns would in fact continue on largely unhindered for the most part. This is due entirely to the fact that guns really are not all that sophisticated, to the point where even something as inocuous as a metal pipe can effectively be fashioned into a viable, working firearm. These types are called "improvised firearms" or more commonly known as "zip guns".
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Image:Gun_Control_-_Zip_Guns_-_01.jpg|Anything can be made into a zip gun, even old pipes.
Image:Gun_Control_-_Zip_Guns_-_02.png|For the especially frugal gun enthusiast there's always the paper gun option.
Image:Gun_Control_-_Zip_Guns_-_03.jpg|Spending more money on a zip gun than a real gun is [[batshit insane|perfectly normal]] behavior for some.
Image:Gun_Control_-_Zip_Guns_-_04.jpg|Results may vary, ED is not responsible for you blowing your fingers and/or hands off.
Image:Gun_Control_-_Zip_Guns_-_05.jpg|The stealth approach.
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===3D Printed Firearms===
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In addition to hobby-fag level pursuits, guns can now be printed en masse right in your own home for less than a thousand dollars. This undertaking was initially pioneered by the non-profit group Defense Distributed who had grandiose dreams of creating a "Wiki-Weapon Project", being able to effectively share and print guns from anywhere in the world at low cost and with little required technical know-how, they set out to take a proverbial shit all over Congress and their wanton attempts at control and regulation over firearms...and boy did they. In less than two years they went from half-ass prototype to a fully working, fully printable plastic gun which "requires" the user to put a chunk of metal into the casing so that they can humor metal detectors into believing that they still have some relevant use within this world.
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Image:Gun_Control_-_3D_Printed_Gun_-_02.jpg|The first attempts proved to only be able to fire about 6 rounds before breaking.
Image:Gun_Control_-_3D_Printed_Gun_-_03.jpg|Subsequent revisions proved infallible even when firing off hundreds<br>of rounds of bullets.
Image:Gun_Control_-_3D_Printed_Gun_-_04.jpg|The first entirely 3D printed, open source weapon, "The Liberator"
Image:Gun_Control_-_3D_Printed_Gun_-_05.jpg|"The Liberator", printed, assembled and ready for action!
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seriously it's a bunch of boring ass shit and even uncyclopedia is actually funnier. he's fucking it up. then he reverts my edits and protects the page
— Preceding comment added by Satanist (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
Maybe it's none of my business, but the 3D Printed Firearms part was pretty good IMO. Otherwise the rest is pretty much just tl;dr Dbaggins 20:47, 8 June 2013 (EDT)
gun control
I appreciate the offer. I didn't want to give any unwarranted advice. I've given my input ~ Dbaggins aka Dildo B. 03:42, 9 June 2013 (EDT)
I'm not entirely sure why you undid my revision, but what alternative do you suggest? ~ Dbaggins aka Dildo B. 04:12, 9 June 2013 (EDT)
Large images with writing
Is there are way to cycle through images like how we are able to cycle through videos and quotes?
Where you could have the main image in the center with next image and previous image links at the bottom and just click the links to 'cycle' through the pictures?
I ask because in my clean-up of the Religion, I'm finding lots of pictures that would need to be large as what's written might entice people to go through the page but if I just have lots of big pictures then it would be no better than the current page.
What would be recommended for pictures with lots of text? Flow charts and graphs for example.
Iamgod730 20:51, 9 June 2013 (EDT)Iamgod730Iamgod730 20:51, 9 June 2013 (EDT) Can you take off the Iamgod730 artice because it is not very good
your email
my toes are fine. im not sure what youre referring to, but this is only a hobby so i dont let my toes get in the way. :) -hipcrime 21:46, 9 June 2013 (EDT)
OHHH... you meant the guy writing the Broly article. look at his talkpage history for more info. he was spamming r/c, so i asked if he wanted me to move the article to mainspace/his sandbox, and he responded non-specifically, so, having seen worse shit in mainspace, i mainspaced it. he didnt care for that (i suspect he thought admins would come down on him for not writing in his sandbox (which he had botched)), and idk kinda flipped out on me. i didnt really care, but he requested a ban which i politely declined, and suggested that he self-ban if he was inclined. NKO later imposed a one day ban, and that was that. i have zero problem with his unban, as long as he doesnt make so many edits to my talk page for a single paragraph. ;) anyway all is good as far as i am concerned. let me know if this explains it well enough. -hipcrime 21:57, 9 June 2013 (EDT)
Response
No sir,I have not written nor rewritten any articles,but I appreciate the bannstar and will hold it with utmost gratitude. It was an honor to speak with you Mr. President. JohnathanNiggers 11:49, 10 June 2013 (EDT)
tjc archive may 28
hi Schnookums. i see you archived the tjc to archive 24 on may 28. it seems that some stuff from early may is still in tjc, yet some stuff from late may is in archive 24. before i try to archive more stuff, would you pls have a look and see if im missing something or something? the archives shouldnt be much more than ~50k, and archive 24 is ~43k, but i would hate to have old stuff in archive 25 with newer stuff in archive 24. im stumped bro. -hipcrime 15:29, 10 June 2013 (EDT)
well okay, but that makes archiving by date more complicated. -hipcrime 15:56, 10 June 2013 (EDT)
no, it's fine. the tjc is already archived. pls don't archive threads early only because there is no more to be added. instead, pls go by date. :) -hipcrime 16:46, 10 June 2013 (EDT)
As you can see it has lots of text but, as I haven't gone through it, for now I'm going to assume all okay. If I don't delete anything then the layout needs work and some formatting that will cut down on scrolling and the overall length of the page.
Do you know of any examples of lengthy pages that don't need clean-up or pages with lots of text but formatted well?
Hi Schnookums. On my talk page, you asked me to let you know if I wrote another article. I did. Check it out
"I ain't gonna work on Maggie'sDavidsfarm no more!"
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Schnookums the kiddy-hater that previously wrote alot of childich incorrect crap on this page, will allways be ignored, so from now on Schnookums, stick woth the truth mate, since all of your lies, childish and imature moves quite easy to read. He did seem quite butthurt the first time this tex was corrected, i belive he wrote alot of imature crap about being raped and such, even though he only failed and made people aware that he himself enjoys such stuff.
Oh and be faultying up this page again will only further prove that fact, no matter what kinds of lies you write here from now on.
Now go drink your milk kiddo!!!
I noticed that you're AFK for two days, buddy. Normally, you contribute to ED daily and is an pretty cool guy. Helpful and an ideal role model too IMO. Please assure me that you're still here and well. LIATBuster30011 23:01, 14 June 2013 (EDT)
seriously. where'd you go off to? sent you an email and a forum message a few weeks ago. still holding out hope that you'll come back one day.--Talk to me|Contribs 21:06, 1 July 2013 (EDT)
Re: IRC
You don't even edit anymore, why do you care? YOU could be making the wiki a better place but instead you lurk in IRC and bitch about other people. Well until you start pulling your weight again your opinions are worthless. --Mantequilla(talk) 13:17, 9 August 2013 (EDT)
deja vu
Good job with giving me deja vu! I award you with a catgirl!
I'm not around much at the moment - but then little is happening with the 'let's smear gmail and plug outlook' campaign site either :/ I've been waiting for a week or so, but they seem to be going all quiet with it. Jazzybellio4912
If I put the list of people here in chronological order starting from top to below and include a few more details. And if I did anything wrong, be feel to let me know. Mirrors II 19:45, 7 November 2013 (EST)
Thank you. Mirrors II 19:54, 7 November 2013 (EST)
Not sure if I understand what you're saying
Can I edit the templates themselves? Gmlw 00:19, 9 November 2013 (EST)
No, I mean am I allowed to? I know I'm capable of doing it, I just want to make sure it's okay. Gmlw 00:22, 9 November 2013 (EST)
Thank goodness that cunt Onideus is gone. At the time, I didn't realize how much a jackass he was when you left, but now I know better. Anyway, you were a good contributor your first time around here, glad to see you back, still doing a good job.
Let me know if you need any help, k? DarkLordTR --> 01:06, 9 November 2013 (EST)
qotn
yeah sure you can go ahead and replace it.--milwin 04:29, 9 November 2013 (EST)
The changes occur fine, I just can't get it to work properly. That's the problem :D. I think it is easy to see what I am trying to achieve. If you would be inclined to help. CobaltCat 03:50, 10 November 2013 (EST)
Thanks. You deserve like a catgirl or tits, or both or something.
Good job with being awesome! I award you with a catgirl!
yes hello
I have noticed that whenever I want to welcome a new user, it says someone already edited the page, I will send a space bomb in your nearest sector to teach you a lesson.--milwin 12:20, 13 November 2013 (EST)
nah I was just kidding, you can do whatever you want. I only wanted to tell you that you welcome people faster than me and that makes my peen0r small.--milwin 12:27, 13 November 2013 (EST)
but I still think it's just some furfag trying to use ED for their own vendetta. BakaRed 01:04, 18 November 2013 (EST)
I would like to help out a little bit more
Who can I speak with regarding the Tor hosting side of ED? Just curious. I'm trying to get a little bit more involved here because I'm tired of lurking. Yeah. Conradrock 18:07, 18 November 2013 (EST)
There used to be a .onion website that was read only, no one was allowed to edit it due to the fact that there's no way to associate IPs to users/computers and so forth on Tor. Check out ED:TOR. Since the Tor link isn't working I would like to get it operational again, as there's certain regions in the world where ED is blocked, and Tor is the best was to get around that. Possibly EDF2 and other things that we would like to see hosted on Tor.
Oh, and I'm making myself at home. Thanks for the warm welcome. Conradrock 10:22, 19 November 2013 (EST)
Thanks for pointing me in the right direction. Conradrock 10:28, 19 November 2013 (EST)
No one is responding about bringing Tor back, but I've set up a reverse proxy and a Tor hidden service to bring it back online, just need some configuration details for the reverse proxy and we'll be golden. Conradrock 11:57, 23 November 2013 (EST)
Alright, I have a temporary Tor redirect to ED online at http://lqb7oganyzmh6pkg.onion/ which redirects to the domain. The better solution would be the service is configured directly to anonymize the connection. Conradrock 12:40, 23 November 2013 (EST)
Basically, the main way to get this working is to have a VPS host the Tor service, just like it used to be. Could you let Zaiger know that I'm willing to donate a VPS if it's going to be used for hosting ED on Tor, of course might want to take this discussion to email, [email protected], kthx. Conradrock 19:34, 23 November 2013 (EST)
I figured the "Fast Eddie" section of the Tv Tropes article could be spun off into it's own article, partially to reduce the tl;dr of that article, and partially because I believe it now has enough information to stand on its own.
I also decided to follow the yellow brick road of dox, and I believe I constructed a fairly logical and well laid out e-trail of Fast Eddie (Real Name: Gus Raley), but I wouldn't mind someone giving it a lookover first, so if you have time, you can find my draft here. DarkLordTR --> 12:00, 20 November 2013 (EST)
Awesome news concerning #ed-logging, will keep that in mind! Also, the article needs clean up, and since the first draft is just the section on the Tv Tropes article with the dox added, I'll rearrange the content and get the TOC fixed. I may have missed some information, so I also plan to make sure I got everything before asking for another lookover. DarkLordTR --> 12:47, 20 November 2013 (EST)
Okay, shuffled the page around, shifted the images like you suggested (it does look better that way), and searched for all the added info I could, couldn't find anything that I didn't have already, so I'd say it's good to go, unless you can think of some last minute corrections. DarkLordTR --> 13:39, 20 November 2013 (EST)
After looking it over several time after cleaning it up, I just decided to launch it. It reduced the tl;dr of the Tv Tropes page by a fair margin and I couldn't find anymore information I didn't already have. However, I'm not sure if it's AOTN material or not, so feel free to look over Fast Eddie for yourself and decide if it's worthy of the honor. Also, good luck with the Onideus article. That douche did a lot of stupid shit, so I'm sure covering it all will take awhile. DarkLordTR --> 07:15, 21 November 2013 (EST)
Two things: First, thanks for cleaning up the article, it looks pretty good now. Second, that picture you added is fucking hilarious, and the only reason I didn't get back to you sooner was due to the laughing fit I had when I first saw it. DarkLordTR --> 22:45, 23 November 2013 (EST)
Hunting down as many pictures of Fast Eddie as I can find. I remember someone posted some hilarious demotivational posters of him awhile back, trying to find them. Will get back to you once I find everything I can find. DarkLordTR --> 23:40, 23 November 2013 (EST)
Ok, I'm tapped out. I couldn't find anymore especially lulzy pictures, but if I do I could always add them to the gallery later. In the meantime, unless you can think of anything else to add, I'm pretty much done on my end. DarkLordTR --> 00:50, 24 November 2013 (EST)
Honest Abe really did deserve the deathnotice
You may not know this, but that article was deathnoticed for a good reason.
Not only it is a shitty attack article, it also is a bad copy paste of stuff from the Something Awful page used to pad out the length. Also, if you check the Lepers Colony on Something Awful, some butthurt asshole got banned for starting pointless shit with SA mod "Call Me Abey", got banned, and basically ran here and reposted all the shit he was banned for on SA.
Further, even the guys at the Something Sensitive forums (who doxed other SA mods) know Abe is a loser, but little more than that. The whole page is an ultra shitty attack piece, and after I filled in Hipcrime on the details of why the page was bullshit, even he signed off on the deathnotice, so I'm putting it back up. DarkLordTR --> 20:27, 21 November 2013 (EST)
Upon reflection, you may have a point. I guess I'm just a little worried being TOO lenient will encourage every butthurt asshole with a petty grudge to post shitty attack article crap everywhere with no fear of being told to quit doing that, but after seeing how you cleaned out most of the attack article crap and made the Honest Abe article a halfway decent stub, I'm becoming convinced you're onto something. DarkLordTR --> 22:50, 21 November 2013 (EST)
I'm kinda in the middle of restoring that article from the cached source code. BakaRed 00:56, 25 November 2013 (EST)
I've already left him a message on his talk page. For now though I'll take your advice and not actually save the page. I am, however, going to finish rebuilding it in previews and save the text to my own pc for when I do hear back from him.
It's an old article, pre-OhI old if the talk page is any indication. Aside from a bit of fat that can be trimmed from it, it's decently written. BakaRed 01:13, 25 November 2013 (EST)
SysOp Tasks is grating my nerves with some AOTN red text. You seem to be the primary maintainer so I'm going to make a suggestion rather than fumble about it myself. Mikevirus is fairly new, pretty juicy, and written by skilled editors. VXBREATHE DEEP 02:55, 26 November 2013 (EST)
I'm sorry. --JuniusThaddeus 14:30, 26 November 2013 (EST)
I was being a jerk. You don't have to hide it. --JuniusThaddeus 14:38, 26 November 2013 (EST)
Alright. Thanks for the help. --JuniusThaddeus 15:19, 26 November 2013 (EST)
RE: what the fucking hell are you doing?
Thanks. Good morning to you as well. Does this mean that you living in the US? Or Canada? If so, Happy Thanksgiving, too. --JuniusThaddeus 08:55, 28 November 2013 (EST)
Howzat?
Could you do me a favour and pull a couple of YT vids for this, I've got one of some footage from a story link (but haven't been able to review it); I'm hoping for some funny/butthurt reviews etc... Cheers. • Mr.Jonzz 12:06, 28 November 2013 (EST)
ty... it's a fairly recent thing so more stuff could be forthcoming... maybe on the Steam forums (the company are giving refunds) WIP • Mr.Jonzz 12:50, 28 November 2013 (EST)
Kligzward
Why was thw Kligzward page severely toned down and more or less made him look good from your previous sweep and mop? — Preceding comment added by DAlulz (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
Thanks for the help with Newgrounds
I'm gonna start filling the new sections up with content over the next few days (might take me a little while since something unexpected came up). About the rounded corners- On second thougth, I might be able to figure out how to fix it myself. oddguy 11:28, 29 November 2013 (EST)
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DO IT FGT
<div style="position:fixed; top:0; center:0">[[File:How Schnookums could REALLY help ED.png|DO IT FGT]]</div>
If you found the full version and you want to overwrite this file, please contact a SysOp or an EDitor for help.
I have http://i.imgur.com/EI5GAaW.png and more. What now? DekoMan91 13:27, 29 November 2013 (EST)
All the images on that imgur image (just made that to keep the message short) need to be replaced. I also have at least 100 more of those. DekoMan91 13:46, 29 November 2013 (EST)
So I can't grow a bigger e-peen by uploading them myself? That sucks. What happened to the time when User:If and me could spam the recent changes with our image uploads? :-( DekoMan91 14:52, 29 November 2013 (EST)
you can restore your Reboot images that Onideus trashed. I'd do it myself, but I got some undeleting to do ••GeneralNiggerson 19:27, 29 November 2013 (EST)
Some Enzo-Matrix thing ••GeneralNiggerson 19:30, 29 November 2013 (EST)
That'd be Delightful ••GeneralNiggerson 19:42, 29 November 2013 (EST)
That's fine. I'm not going to bother restoring it, I'm too lazy to do it. I've been around that long? Cool. Okay. User:LoveTheLulz 02:15, 02 December 2013 (UTC)
RE: Mikemikev
Yes, I'm done. Have fun. --JuniusThaddeus 08:23, 2 December 2013 (EST)
Thanks, and good luck. --JuniusThaddeus 10:40, 2 December 2013 (EST)
video markup
I'm looking for the updated method of streaming video that enables alternatives to YouTube, but I can't seem to find it. You know, that one that isn't
I apologize. I promised it would not happen again. Mirrors II 11:02, 3 December 2013 (EST)
Thank you for helping me. The template work well. So I got one little question left. Could I put it to good use and add it to his page to match with the {{watch}} template? Mirrors II 12:37, 3 December 2013 (EST)
Okay, it's been done. Mirrors II 12:48, 3 December 2013 (EST)
Onideus current status.
Either he keeping a low profile like LIAT on Facebook, or he just simply quit being on the Internet. He seem to gone silent all of a sudden with a funny message like this one on his Facebook page. Any thoughts on this? My thoughts is he went into hiding, what about your? Mirrors II 13:14, 3 December 2013 (EST)
not blaming you lol, that thread is full of aids that it would put an oldfag to death.--milwin 09:03, 5 December 2013 (EST)
EDGov template
i had this awesome idea for your title on template:EDGov, but you are not there. if you ever do decide to be on it, consider using "His Erminency". :DD -hipcrime 22:10, 6 December 2013 (EST)
i would, but the Wikipedian spies would then be able to catch my socks. lemme see if i can get on a different way than my ip. in the meantime, enjoy this find from Wikimedia Commons: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Penisinsertions.JPG -hipcrime 22:20, 6 December 2013 (EST)
overtag
hi. the only reason i removed goodnews is cuz it isn't really news anymore. maybe template:info? also yeah im not attached to the watched template either, but there should be at least one. that article, by the way, is huge in a way that is offputting. perhaps some of the details of older stuff could be condensed or something. the faggotry should be documented, but some of it\s just old stuff nobody would care about. anyway im baked sorry for the long message. e_e -hipcrime 15:23, 8 December 2013 (EST)
instead of goodnews, why not use rainbow|LOL DESYSOPPED? anyways ima leave it to you guys. :) -hipcrime 15:37, 8 December 2013 (EST)
well they are supposed to make fun of Wikipedia's overuse of tags, and i'm inclined to agree about the extended celebration, but he mostly left me alone. i agree about potential, but it's because i don't like the phrasing and i don't like the look of that thumb coming at me. but i have used it when an article warrants,,, maybe Template:Potential2, (like Template:Unsigned2). just a thought. also, this is adorable. :) -hipcrime 15:20, 10 December 2013 (EST)
lol awesome. needs more animated gif, maybe Jonzzy could do that. or this one. :D -hipcrime 15:27, 10 December 2013 (EST)
There's an instance of "on are". I'm not sure if you meant "are or "are not". Besides that, you're doing fine. I'm not as creative as I once was. "Wikipe-tan" and "Herostratus" are still the best Wikipedia-related articles that I've made for ED. I was more concerned about fitting as must information into the article as I possibly can than about being funny. Thanks for help. Make as many changes as you want. Many of my articles (e.g. the "TV Tropes" article) were rewritten once or twice by others, and I usually don't interfere with rewrites. --JuniusThaddeus 20:09, 10 December 2013 (EST)
Thanks. I'm not sure what his favorable words and phases would be. He says what one would expect a Stormfront user to say. I already quote-mined Stormfront and Thephora for his most offensive comments and placed them in the article. --JuniusThaddeus 11:08, 11 December 2013 (EST)
I can't. I'm not at home. --JuniusThaddeus 11:16, 11 December 2013 (EST)
I don't believe that Allthekidsinthestreet is Mikemikev. They behave differently, and I don't even feel that they share similar beliefs. In fact, they appear to be on opposite sides of the debate. --JuniusThaddeus 11:49, 12 December 2013 (EST)
hey what do you think of this? a quick peek reveals the loss of lots of facepix and embarrassing working links, yet the broken images were left in. if people are going to edit their own shit they should at least help us clean. :/ -hipcrime 21:16, 11 December 2013 (EST)
okay, i will leave it to you. i'm pretty wasted at the moment. :) -hipcrime 01:39, 12 December 2013 (EST)
These are for you. <3 --TROLAHOAR 11:39, 14 December 2013 (EST)
There's a lot of lulzy videos I'll have a look if I can post some, thing is usually I think like "oh everybody already knows this one". --TROLAHOAR 16:41, 14 December 2013 (EST)
RE: Portals
I've updated featured media on all portals you listed but DeviantArt and Sex. I'll be updating them every other week.--Talk to me|Contribs 12:42, 14 December 2013 (EST)
delightful vandalism
How the hell did you get into my fap directory, anyway? VXBREATHE DEEP 15:51, 14 December 2013 (EST)
Unstoppable
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Listen, and understand. That weasel is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, so long as there are edits to be made.
I haven't even realized there's stuff I can't edit... well that makes sense in a way. I checked out the "nomination" page, I see you have to be voted, but I'm pretty much a shadow, so I don't know who will vote for me. I'll add later the list with my contributions, but right now I have to drink myself to sleep. Lazy 18:36, 19 December 2013 (EST)
Must. Rape. Crat.
LOL, funny and ballsy shit there. On a business related note, I see my abortion of Patriarchy has made your watch list. I'm a better fixer than creator, so any assistance is much appreciated. On that note, I'm working on a draft for Femen. I was shocked that there wasn't already an article for it. If you've the experience or inclination, feel free to hop on in. This is as good a time as any to butter you up with the thruthful flattery that, imo, you are our best editor atm, hence my asking. I've just had one of my sleepless nights, explaining both why I'm ranting instead of hopping to work myself. At any rate, thanks, and blessed be the weasels. VXBREATHE DEEP 08:11, 20 December 2013 (EST)
Speaking strictly as "some guy", I find your rainbow blinkies abhorrent. You, good sir, are a twatwaffle. VXBREATHE DEEP 02:36, 21 December 2013 (EST)
I IRL lol'd. Touché, brother ferret. VXBREATHE DEEP 02:52, 21 December 2013 (EST)
J'onn J'onzz, your compliment is appreciated, however I encourage you not to compare yourself to others. This isn't a contest. Either way, thanks again! 01:30, 23 December 2013 (EST)
White Text • Mr.Jonzz 01:40, 23 December 2013 (EST)
DISGUST-O-PERV 5000, ONLY $29.95!
In all truthfulness, that's the best label that a feminist has ever indirectly applied to me; I can announce this one with pride. I wonder... if I vanked to a Slut Walk, would that count, since these women are degrading themselves and making their daddies cry? I'm going to have a lot of fun reading this site, I can tell by the domain name. One can only hope they have a comment or contact feature.
You weasels really can dig up some truly nifty stuff. I'm gonna keep an eye on you. VXBREATHE DEEP 03:54, 21 December 2013 (EST)
I'm baaaaaaaack!
I'm back to waste your time, since I need a thorough explanation for all the new "power" I got. Because I will probably never use it. Also, I can now edit the raw material on the front page? I think I can give constructive criticism when certain pictures don't inspire lulz, like most of the ones I post don't. Lazy 06:16, 22 December 2013 (EST)
Thanks for the info. I didn't plan to do anything anyway. If someone needs my help, I'll try to give any assistance I can, and miserably fail in the process. I just don't want to evolve into an even bigger asshole than I currently am. I'll try to figure out how to get on IRC next, right after I'm done shooting these gypsy mother fuckers from my window. Lazy 06:32, 22 December 2013 (EST)
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