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| [[File:Discordlogo.png|thumb|The fact that the name of this software is named after a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character should tell you how shitty it is.]]
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| '''Discord''' is the ultimate [[shit|fetus]] born from [[Teamspeak|TeamSpeak]] and [[Skype]], involved in a [[orgy|threesome]] with [[IRC]]; it serves as another crappy online chat software. But despite it being popular for its user-created servers, it is infested with [[otaku]], [[gamers]], [[furries]], the [[alt-right]], [[niggers]], [[aspies]], [[homosexuals]] and [[13-year-old boys]] along with the occasional [[pedophiles]].
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| ==History==
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| Discord was founded in early 2015, right around the time [[GamerGate]] was dying down. Eventually, enough Neets from [[Reddit]] and [[4chan]] managed to stumble across it, and so it started to become moderately successful. However, what really made it take off was the 2016 election, during which many alt-right fags and /pol/tards decided to jump onto the website and create servers for supporting their favorite Israel-loving kike shill, [[Donald Trump]]. This eventually made the lamestream (((media))) believe it was a [https://www.nbcnews.com/video/how-discord-became-the-alt-right-s-favorite-organizing-platform-1082921539520/ platform for the alt-right and Trump supporters.]
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| Jew-loving [[faggot]] Richard Spencer doing an interview on the Altright.com server.
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| Eventually, in the summer of 2017, dubbed the "Summer of Hate" by the Daily Stormer, a major protest largely orchestrated by servers such as Altright.com and the Daily Stormer erupted in [[James Alex Fields|Charlottesville]] that resulted in the loss of life. [[Google]], GoDaddy, Discord and several other services run by Marxist millennial twats began the process of terminating service to the [[Alt-right|salt-right]] protestors involved and their websites due to pressure by the media and Twitter faggots. Despite there existing hundreds of terroristic leftist discord channels involved in doxxing and ruining the lives of people, Discord only took action against the right-wing side, (I wonder [[Jews|why]]) by terminating the discords for Altright.com and the [[Daily Stormer]]. However, this did not put a stop to the faggots on the alt-right, and so they continued making more servers, even attempting to have yet [https://www.wired.com/story/leaked-alt-right-chat-logs-are-key-to-charlottesville-lawsuits/ another Charlottesville], showing their lack of intelligence and strategy and their weakness at public relations.
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| ==Features==
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| Discord has many shitty features, which totally weren't stolen from [[Skype|another platform for voice and face-based communication.]] Some of these ''[[No|amazing features]]'' include:
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| *Voice chat
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| *Group chats
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| *Voice calls
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| *Face calls
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| *Friend lists
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| and lastly, the most important piece of any communication software
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| *[[Emoji|Emojis]]
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| As you can probably tell, Discord is [[Bullshit|incredible and unique platform.]]
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| ==Structure & Business Model==
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| The Discords interface includes chat channels where people can communicate with text it's just like IRC with emojis. For those who can afford a microphone will use the voice chat to communicate after trying to connect [[over 9000]] times, having the software not recognize that a mic is attatched, then finally get patched through only for [[fail| the server crashes and everyone ragequits]]. Discord keeps a record of every game you're playing and displays it to everyone that [[masturbating| you're playing with yourself]]. The reason Discord does this is because [[srsly| discord snoops through your shit and whatever you give it access to. This include your nudes, any social media accounts your are dumb enough to give them access to, etc.]] Being able to create an account without an email makes it really easy to flood and no one can do anything about it. You can get bots on your discord just like IRC and no one uses them. [[DO IT FAGGOT| Unlike IRC Discord lets you upload videos straight to their server and I totally don't recommend spamming their servers with videos no one watches]].
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| <center><youtube>QN_6AZT92pU</youtube>
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| <b>Just because our previous business was sued into bankrupcy from breaking privacy laws, doesn't mean you can TOTALLY trust us now</b></center>
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| ==Popular Discord servers==
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| <center><youtube>Fe_u1JGWPZs</youtube>
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| The experience you most likely will have on Discord.</center>
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| Some of the most popular{{citation}} servers on Discord include:
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| [[File:TypicalDiscordChat.jpg|275px|thumb|right|Your typical chat]]
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| *'''ScammerSubLounge''': A community filled with WAY more autistic kids than mature functioning members of society. the server's main focus is to stop scammers but they're doing quite a shit job at it
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| *[[shit that no one cares about|MAX CROSS/MAX CROSS COMMUNITY]] is a community ran by an autist who seeks for attention.
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| *'''Foot Fetish Gamers''': Of course...when you dive into the deepest and dank urine soaked depths of discord.me, you get the fetish and NSFW servers and foot fetish gamers isn't an excuse. this server is filled with autistic losers with a foot fetish
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| *'''[[Grand Theft Auto V|GTAGivers]]''', a community populated by thoughtful players of GTA Online who use [[Hax|mods]] to give players money to defeat R*'s stupid paywall. Unfortunately, it's also home to a lot of kids who join the server, refuse to read the rules and then promptly get banned.
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| *'''[[Nobody|CowbellyTV]]''', a YouTube "comedian" and the so-called "King of Memes" who basically lets his viewers do his dirty work (using the clever mask of "User-submitted content") so he can lay on his fat ass all day doing nothing but laying in his pile of [[YouTube|YouTube money]].
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| *'''ChronicCast''': A community filled with Potheads who smoked marijuana and people who've been growing weed. they insult each other all the time and think it's a fun game. talking about weed and smoke together on cam.
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| *'''r/Megaman''': A MegaMan community ran by a person that has doxxed multiple people (for which he'll most likely get arrested) just to get rid of them and take their position, made a tyranny on every server he's on. There are many furries, [[13-year-old boy|anime lovers]], criminals, leechs and a few possible predators. Of course, that's not the end! If you say a single word about the owner's mistakes, you're gonna instantly get banned.
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| *'''Aurora Community''': (AKA: AR, QR or The Aurora, Autistic Retards, etc.) Oh boy, Aurora has been quite busy in the past few months that this had to be updated by an autist in the community, The owner had lost his full ownership and nearly every brainwashed mindless cunt hates the original owner. aurora is not a safe place to be and nobody should touch the autistic slime that is the community. if you find a member of the community, block them at all costs. these autistic children must be stopped
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| *'''[[Sparkalloon]]''': A community which is filled with low-life individuals who are into [[fetish|fetishes]]. Created by Kyle, the founder of the YouTube Channel of the same name strives to improve the "experience" of the server when in reality it's just another fetish-based server that will get raided anyways.
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| * '''Armada''': Surprisingly not as active as the cancerous aurora community but it's also quite casual than any other server
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| * '''LunaSoft Realm''': A community run by an underage fake-ass Nazi who will most likely get his head sliced open or arrested for making death threats
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| *'''Hedge Land''': A Sonic community ran by a racist sloth that envies everybody that he can and thinks that what he does is perfectly fine (he's most likely going to get his ass beaten up). The community is also filled with bandwagon kiddies that'll follow their "ruler's" words, furries, the desperate 18 years olds that have nothing better to do but to harass people that were on the server and of course, script kiddies.
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| <center><youtube>F0aoxgtoQZw</youtube>
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| The sad and disturbing truth.</center>
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| ==People who use Discord==
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| *[[13-year-old boys]]
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| *[[Otaku]]
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| *[[Furfags]]
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| *[[Basement-dwellers]]
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| *[[Sick fucks]]
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| *That [[retarded]] classmate at [[school]]
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| *That obnoxious co-worker
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| *[[Homosexuals]]
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| *[[Niggers]]
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| *[[Stoners]]
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| *People who read ED articles
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| *Humbugs
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| *The [[Party Van|FBI]]
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| ==People who don't use Discord==
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| *People who have better things to worry about
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| *[[Whores|Females]]
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| *[[Azns]]
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| *[[Jews]]
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| ==Discord Nitro==
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| [[File:Discord nitro profile.png|290px|thumb|right|What a person with Discord Nitro's profile looks like. [[no|Now that five dollars were very well spent, right?]]]]
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| In January 2017, the [[Jew|staff]] of Discord realized that they weren't [[Capitalism|making any money]] from selling all of your data you were stupid enough to let them access to the highest bidder, so [[Jews| (((they)))]] launched Discord Nitro, its membership service.
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| For just $4.99 a month or $49.99 a year, you can get access to [[Shit no one cares about|basic features]] such as:
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| *Custom emoji set to a profile, not a "server"
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| *[[GIF|Compressed, animated]] avatars
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| *Greater [[CP|file upload]] size
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| *That feeling of knowing your still [[rape| getting fucked by data miners]] and were dumb enough to give them money for the privilege
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| *Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card
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| {{Clear}}
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| ==The laggy service==
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| Since many tartlets with fidget spinners use Discord a lot, the staff couldn't handle the memes and often times the Discord servers would crash once or twice a month depending on your Internet speed. This became such a big issue that the Discord staff eventually had to address it and partially fixed it.
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| ==Discord vs. Mumble: a comparison==
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| '''Mumble''':
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| +Comes bundled with a Fisher-Price™ theme specifically designed for newborns
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| -Harder to use, decreases accesibility for developmentally-challenged individuals
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| -No funny gifs; doesn’t feel like my Tumblr dashboard
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| '''Discord''':
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| +Web 5.0-ready; ready to be absorbed into the Google-Facebook conglomerate within a minute’s notice
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| +No certificate-based security for authentication and communication means more accessibility!
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| +Bad
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| +Dehumanize yourself and become the botnet
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| +Is run by litteral and figurative [https://twitter.com/discordapp/status/897170310348263426 faggots]
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| +Used by the cool people I watch on Twitch who play LoL
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| -Name is intimidating
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg||hurl|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Discord Commie Fags.png|Communist Faggots
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| File:Discord Commie Cuck.png
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| File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord FUCK NIGGER SamHyde.jpg
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| File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord VX SamHyde.png
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| File:ED Discord FUCK NIGGER.png
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Discord Mouse Genocide.jpg
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| File:Discord Furry Porn.jpg
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| File:Discord i will play with ur butthole faggot.png
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| File:Meanwhile at discord by kyrahchildfromfire-dbfps0o.jpg
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| </gallery>
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| {{clear}}
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| ==See also==
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| *[[AOL Instant Messenger]]
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| *[[ICQ]]
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| *[[IRC]]
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| *[[Skype]]
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| ==External links==
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| *[https://discordapp.com The website]
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| *[https://discord.me/encyclopediadramatica ED's own Discord server]
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