User talk:Another n00b

June

We meet again

Good to see you. Equivamp 21:19, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

Um... hi. I used to be on encyclopediadramatica.com since october 2009 under a completely different username, then I went to uncyclopedia where I chose this username, but I didn't bother to migrate my old ED username onto the new ED so I just started anew as my uncyc username. Just so you know. - Another n00b 21:22, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

Wouldn't have recognized you anyway. Sherrod blocked me after my first edit, so I couldn't exactly hang around and make friends. Equivamp 21:28, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

Luckily she has gone off to OhShiternet, so now you don't have to worry about getting crushed by a massive whale. - Another n00b 21:31, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

She left? The fuck? Equivamp 21:35, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

I just checked the contribs and... oh fuck. But she probably won't care enough when she's gaining her precious Profits. - Another n00b 21:37, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

RE: Glee wiki

Hell yeah. Catch me on IRC later and we'll watch the Glee fanatics fall to their knees.

Meepsheep

18:24, 16 June 2011 (UTC)

RE: Simile.jpg

Don't think I have it :/

Meepsheep

07:29, 23 June 2011 (UTC)

oh rly?

Oh rly, you were that Uncyclofuckopedia-whatever-it-was-called site? They are all crap. TehNOTHINGofTehLulz 22:49, 25 June 2011 (UTC)

Actually, we know humour. All you guys like is men's asses and penises. You're all homos. --Lollipop 00:44, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

NO U!! - Another n00b 11:33, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

I'm a homo? Guess wh said they are aroused seeing goatse? --Lollipop 23:26, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

Like.jpg Equivamp 23:36, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

Hey, Mr. N00b

"I got banned on Uncyclopedia because I posted something funny". You've never written anything funny. The only decent article you wrote was "2012 (Video Game)". --Lollipop 00:43, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

Rage

These other commentors has it. But Uncy is obsessed with Chuck Norris. Equivamp 04:38, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

You find kittens erotic?

LOL bestiality! Equivamp 06:15, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

No, you examine the article. I find the gore contained in the article erotic. I love Mutilation, especially guro. Got a problem with that? but ED is not a place to discuss what gives me a boner, and why are you so interested?

No, no--The link on your page leads to kitten, which redirects to cat. (Oh, and if it's not the place to discuss it, why say it at all?) Equivamp 15:38, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

O RLY? I clearly corrected that link. And you can't call anyone into bestiality, you FurFag. - Another n00b 15:40, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

Says the person that finds High Tail Hall, the furry SEX GAME, erotic. Equivamp 16:54, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

Why should I give a fuck about that? Your username is unfunny for an Uncyclopedian. And that's a fucking stupid website, I don't care. Asshole. TehNOTHINGofTehLulz 16:03, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

You're the one who has a glittery sparkledragon in your sig, is an adminstrator at wikifur, and has a fursona. Can you get anymore Furry? - Another n00b 17:00, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

Wait, I'm an administrator at WikiFur? Since when? (Oh--and I never denied being a furry. I do in fact have several fursonas, a pokesona, a scalesona, and a Lion King persona. I do not, however, get aroused by yiff art. I don't get "aroused" at all.)) Equivamp 18:09, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

Fuck you!

I'm watching you, Another n00b! I'll be finding all of your socks. I'mkeeping track. You smell. Fuck you. Fuck you and your gay kittens. Uncyclopedia is better than ED. PENISBOY go do your homework, little boy. >:b --Lollipop 21:18, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

LOL, butthurt flavored lollipop. Equivamp 21:19, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

You're a traitor. And I dislike your sig. --Lollipop 23:26, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

LOL, I'm not a traitor, and I hate it too. The picture lost its resolution when it became small. It's only temporary. Equivamp 23:28, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

yes hello

please dont make pages that include every fucking template kthx H64 08:34, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

don't drama so fucking much, jeez

I just cleaned Talk:LulzSec. Don't do that shit, or you'll follow the fate of your friend.

"Not" a furry, eh?

According to this, you're the seventeenth most active user on WikiFur's IRC. Care to explain? 22:55, 29 June 2011 (UTC)

Hey, just because I contribute to Wikifur, lurk around #furry sometimes, commonly use MUCKs, and being a fan of a furry game ( HTH ) doesn't make me a furry, does it? I don't do any other shit that would be considered "FurFaggotry" ( such as fursuiting, or having a fursona ), I don't hate furries, but I don't necessarily like them either. Not furry, never have been, never will. - Another n00b 17:01, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

Um, not all furries fursuit. Or have a fursona. In fact, about 99% of them do this:

	“	...contribute to Wikifur, lurk around #furry sometimes, commonly use MUCKs, and being a fan of a furry game...	„

So, yeah, it does make you a furry.

19:04, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

NO IT DOES NOT.

Lol hahahaha no. Why would I want to be associated with a bunch of Zoophiles? I state on my Wikifur userpage:

	“	I am not a furry, I decided to create an account here in an attempt to expand my knowledge of the subject.	„

I seriously do not want you to talk to me about this subject again. Sorry if I sound pissed off, but I am. Thank you. - Another n00b 19:12, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

LOL Closet furry. 19:20, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

What, so I try to constructively contribute to your wiki, and you call me a deep-routed fan of the subject? That's like making an account on a star wars wiki, editing about 4 times, and then immediately assuming that I collect shit-loads of star wars merchandise, own At least 100 star wars figurenes and have a wardrobe full of star-wars related shit. Seriously, get fucking real. - Another n00b 19:48, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

No, I didn't think that until you started denying everywhere to be a furry, yet editing mostly furry or furry-related articles on the wiki. You know, how some closet homosexuals are extremly homophobic? 20:00, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

Well, you where the one who provoked me to reply with "I'm not a furry". Then you kept deliberately pointing out the fact I edit mostly furry or furry-related articles on the wiki and am not a furry, and then accuse me of being a fan of the subject just because I wanted to improve the quality of the articles on it. Do you wish to revise your opinion? - Another n00b 20:04, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

You don't just deny it here. Denying it on WikiFur, where it is generally assumed one is a furry, is one thing, but denying it in a place where one is expected to hate furries, and mentioning you hand out with them and linking to your WikiFur profile is another entirely, and enough to cause suspicion. Especially considering your response to this, and that you also brought it up on WikiFur, seems to confirm my suspicions.

How does it "Confirm your suspicions"?!?!?!?! I simply linked to another place where I have a profile at. Is that a problem? If it was a star-trek wiki, would that make me a "Closet Trekkie"? I don't see the point in trying to hide it if I was so, so let me spell it out to you:

I DON'T SEE WHY THAT SHOULD "CONFIRM YOUR SUSPICIONS"

- Another n00b 20:16, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

You mad, bro? 20:18, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

Yes, I am mad, thank you very much. I was waiting for you to say that. - Another n00b 20:20, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

Then calm down. You act as if I'm insulting you. I've got an umbrella for your shitstorm, so it's pointless. 20:23, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

Wait a second, what the fuck where we arguing about again? - Another n00b 20:25, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

We aren't. You blew a fuse and are now trying to cover for it. 20:27, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

Aah yes, that old chestnut. I'm having fun, are you? - Another n00b 20:29, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

Better than a kick to the head. 20:30, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

You know, I gave up trying to argue with you about 3 or 4 posts ago and have now just being doing this to see how long we could go through with this before you quit. I seem that you can keep going with this shit for much longer than I do. - Another n00b 20:32, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

One of the many services I offer. 20:40, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

Pot calling kettle black... Totensiediefurfag 20:35, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

But I'm not a closet furry. I'm just a furry. 20:38, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

July

Sorry D:

Stupid 3ds browser Nowadays. thx for reshowing up the Topic :D - Davidn64 17:45, 1 July 2011

PROTIP

Please add templates to the top of a page, not the bottom, m'kay? Totensiediefurfag 01:29, 10 July 2011 (UTC)

Ok, thank you for your tip. Do you think it would warrant it's own template in mainspace, such as {{Forced Meme}}, as I think there are quite a few pages which would use this template. Do you agree with me? - Another n00b 01:34, 10 July 2011 (UTC)

Hello

You have been unblocked, but please stop adding a template in your userspace to articles. Also, an "old meme" template has been made and deleted several times, it is not likely we will ever have one.

Meepsheep

01:42, 10 July 2011 (UTC)

Thank you for telling me, I just thought it was appropriate, so as to say "Ok, don't use this meme because it outlived its ability to be funny". Well anyway, I'd just like to say something in that when you blocked me before, the blocked text did not come up, in fact it shown the normal editing screen. But when I tried to save it, un-aware I had been blocked because I had not looked at my watchlist beforehand, it took me to The pain series. Why is this? Is this to intentionally catch un-aware blocked users out, or did the servers fuck up again? well anyway, thanks for alerting me. - Another n00b 01:52, 10 July 2011 (UTC)

That is done for the butthurt vandals who think they will get away with page blanking. Anyway, sorry about the block.

Meepsheep

01:56, 10 July 2011 (UTC)

I can see why you would block me, as I have thought about the fact I have used a template overly without the consent or the permission of that of a higher authority. But yes, I like that block method, if it is only used on Vandals and blankers ( sorry if I come across like I'm trying to tell you your job, I'm trying to give you advice ). Also, did Glee wiki get milked of it's lolcows? - Another n00b 02:35, 10 July 2011 (UTC)

Hey

We really don't need pain series on every banned users page. Meepsheep 05:45, 13 July 2011 (UTC)

True, I was only going to do four or so users. I don't think it was a problem as long as I didn't Pain up EVERY perma'd user on the log I could find, I actually limited myself to about four or six, because I knew it was only acceptable to a degree. Heck, I was just doing it to those who had been permablocked, if you can see what I'm getting at, but thanks for the warning. - Another n00b 05:48, 13 July 2011 (UTC)

No problem, figured you were just bored and needed something to do lol. Meepsheep 05:50, 13 July 2011 (UTC)

Just thought I'd leave this here

Here. I didn't know you knew savetheinternet though. Equivamp^talk 14:53, 13 July 2011 (UTC)

I said it before on his talkpage, and I'll say it again. Why would he go after a random user, for no good reason? I didn't do anything to get on his bad side, and it would be ridiculous to suggest he wouldn't do something like that with administrators, but un-involved ED users? that's just sad. To sum it all up: What an asshole!! - Another n00b 15:16, 13 July 2011 (UTC)

First off, U Mad. Now to an actual comment: Did you edit any page related to him? Equivamp^talk 15:19, 13 July 2011 (UTC)

I'm sorry I didn't respond to your last post for a short while, but no. I have done nothing to offend him, so there was NO POINT for him to do what he did. What an ass-munching prick. Well anyway, he wasn't worth the webspace already written here. - Another n00b 22:35, 13 July 2011 (UTC)

RE: Template:Creepypasta

Done. --JuniusThaddeus 00:54, 15 July 2011 (UTC)

Thank you for doing so. Why does the template need to be protected anyway, it's not like its a heavily used template like Template:Rainbow, because it is only used on 25 pages. Whilst most other templates are protected or even just semi-protected, I really do feel this template is not signifigant enough to warrant full protection. Heck, Template:YTMND is semi-protected and that has almost twice the pages! Do you agree? - Another n00b 01:00, 15 July 2011 (UTC)

• because this. xo -hipcrime 11:00, 20 August 2011 (UTC)

On Uncyclopedia

This is Lollipop on another account, because I was being an asshat on the other one. I got that Another n00b tracking page huffed by Zombiebaron, so it's gone. Also, you better be telling the truth with this one. Cheers. P.S. I'm not here to be an asshat or a troll, so please don't ban me. --Mexicano 20:23, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

lol

Are you aware that I was temporarily banned for being you? Equivamp^talk 21:20, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

....Where was this and what exactly do you mean. Where you going "LOL IM ANOTHER NOB AND I LIEK 2 SUK COK

!!11! LOL OMG WTF" or something like that? - Another n00b 21:35, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

No, I asked Lollipop why you got banned from Uncyclopedia, so my IP was banned. Then I logged in and was banned there too. Equivamp^talk 21:49, 25 July 2011 (CEST) Ooh, that is nasty. I think the mods shit bricks on a false alarm and banned your IP just in case. And a block statement says here "lololol I'll vote keep on every article nominated for deletion! ROFLMAO SO FUNNIE". Whoever the mod is who wrote that must have really been full of himself to act like a douche to a user for a simple mis-understanding. And also you could see the ban "obvious sock of Another Noob", was a joke. It is near impossible to tell if the mods are joking or not until they resurrect you. Which is one of the reasons why you shouldn't trust the mods (on Uncyclopedia), or else. - Another n00b 21:55, 25 July 2011 (CEST)
The "SO FUNNIE" ban happened because I called Uncyclopedia gay in my user page (I also made it into the Unsigned post that day for contacting the user that banned me). The reason on my IP simply said "cool" and my question had something to do with Lollipop asking me (thinking I was you) where his coke was or something. I know my account ban wasn't serious, but I had to ask that the IP ban be removed, Equivamp^talk 22:01, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

So, the mod banned you because you EXPRESSED YOUR OPINION. Wow, he must of been one butthurt faggot that day. Well anyway, I'm just glad that they where joking on the "Obvious sockpuppet" ban. Also, I know this is kind of off tropic, but could I request for my entry on this article be removed? I don't want the whole internet to think that I'm some sort of sick fuck. I know it shouldn't, but it's really bugging me.

Also, when I said uncyclopedia is unfunny, I do have to say some of their content is the most genuinely hilarious stuff I have ever read, OTI or otherwise. But I personally like ED better. I don't know why, I just like reading somewhat-creepy entries about livejournal users. But yes, I do lurk an awful lot on Uncyclopedia. This horribly TL;DR message was brought to you by: - Another n00b 22:11, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

I put you and Meepsheep there for shits and giggles, but it's a bit appropriate and a sysop won't let you remove it. I can't do anything about it. Consider yourself lucky--I told ED's Twitter about Meepsheep and they rewtweeted it, so furry pronz endes up on her homepage, plus I made an Urban Dictionary definition saying the same thing. Equivamp^talk 22:55, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

Ah fuck it. Best to let sleeping dogs lay, but yah. I've really got nothing to say. So, I think this concludes this conversation. Ok then, thank you, bye. - Another n00b 23:31, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

hello

Can you please explain what happened with you and the other assholes from Uncyclopedia? 21:23, 25 July 2011 (CEST) Basically, since I was permaB& from Uncyclopedia, I opened twelve proxies, but four of them where blocked anyway and I practically never used them. It turned into a minor in-joke, as dozens, nay severals of IPs vandalised the site, using my name. NONE of them where mine. I suspect Michael Horowitz because I have bumped into him on IRC several times of different channels and seemed to literally HATE me for some reason, making bizzare threats and said he would "ruin my reputation", what he means by that I'm not exactly sure. It's all here. - Another n00b 21:30, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

Just curious, is this you? --Lollipop 21:45, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

Yes, that is a genuine Another_n00b IP. It was when I changed my IP address so I decided to just get some usage out of my IP address. I think I might have slipped a little on that one. But it's not like I blanked pages and replaced them with "FAGGOT" written in rainbow blinkies did I? - Another n00b 21:49, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

That guy's been trolling on the uncyclopedia IRC channel as well. Fuck that Michael Horowitz dyke. --Lollipop 17:30, 8 August 2011 (UTC)

Some good advice

Don't give that little punk anymore attention. You don't wanna be a dumbass like me. No name 13:44, 28 July 2011 (CEST)

Thank you for that advice. That guy just wants attention, I visited his youtube page and all of his videos show his face. Also, he looks like Mitchell Henderson. I don't see how that's relevant, I just noticed it. - Another n00b 13:47, 28 July 2011 (CEST)

I See What You Did There. No name 13:50, 28 July 2011 (CEST)

Also: What exactly where we arguing with him about? - Another n00b 13:51, 28 July 2011 (CEST)

Pointless crap that doesn't take much to fix. That is why one should never, EVAR feed the troll. Otherwise, shit happens. No name 14:02, 28 July 2011 (CEST)

August

nigger

that picture was deleted because is repeated. --Chillax 17:15, 3 August 2011 (UTC)

RE:

The sound is from Loud Nigra. It's not really meant to scare, just there for fun/obnoxiousness. 22:32, 6 August 2011 (UTC)

Hi

Please stop being so abrasive in your edit summaries, particularly when correcting a new user. It's our job to help new users so they become regulars, and telling them things like "fuck off and die" when the edit was not against policy is the opposite of helping. Thanks. Equivamp^{talk(Troll me here)} 00:14, 8 August 2011 (UTC)

I feel I should again remind you of this. Equivamp^{talk(Troll me here)} 23:30, 2 September 2011 (CEST)

Ok, didn't notice this first time. Laugh out loud, one may say regarding that failure. - Another n00b

ASCII

hi. i think the protocol when you remove images is to paste the redlinks onto the talk page of the article. plz note that the thumbnail function seems to need worked on. keep on helpin bro. -hipcrime 10:48, 20 August 2011 (UTC)

Cuntboy

That is an interesting meme you know of. ^Ty_Talk 07:13, 27 August 2011 (CEST)

September

Should I report this guy? I don't know

I'm usually not one to snitch,but this guy has uploaded a trollpic containing bestiality. JohnathanNiggers 09:33, 8 September 2011 (CEST)

Hm. I'm not sure on the ruling, but on the bestiality article, these sort of images show up:

• File:Coondaddy.jpg

Hope that helps. Equivamp^{talk(Troll me here)} 14:35, 8 September 2011 (CEST)

Um... with this image I would at least contact the administrators, because that is one of the few images on the site that I have personally found disgusting. It's even worse than this picture, in my opinion. - Another n00b 16:45, 8 September 2011 (CEST)

I don't understand

I moved your article "I don't understand" to your userspace at User:Another n00b/I don't understand. Please work on it there before moving it to mainspace. Thanks 22:19, 16 September 2011 (CEST)

Ok, I know it is stubby and needs some work. Could you give me any suggestions for more content? - Another n00b 23:20, 16 September 2011 (CEST)

I'm not really active on the *chans anymore, so I can't really help you there. If it seems like it might be worth making an article about, but not alot of content is available, look for another page that the content could be added to, rather then making a full article on it. Feel free to ask if you have any questions.

hy

Just don't remove too much content or at least tweak it to be funnier. -- 19:06, 30 October 2011 (CET)

Ok, thank you for the advice. I'll take your help into account, and will also try to add instead of remove. I don't mind any slander I recieve from other users, but I do not wish to get banned over my admittedly brash acts. Just give me one last chance. - Another n00b 19:09, 30 October 2011 (CET)

Just stop trying to make ED a soapbox for your unfunny political correctness and leftard faggotry. --KrouseMD 21:48, 30 October 2011 (CET)

Okay. I'm sorry, and I will heed your advice. - Another n00b 08:59, 31 October 2011 (CET)

Hipcrime (Usenet)

i can neither confirm nor deny that that is me. ;) -hipcrime 19:46, 9 November 2011 (CET)

Okay. I will completely ignore the wikipedia article, by orders of the cabal. - Another n00b 19:48, 9 November 2011 (CET)

Strikethrough and more.

It's not just the strike-through and half assed edits. Stop getting into retarded edit wars with other users, new users, and in general being a rampaging faggot. Thanks. ◔ᴗ◔ 18:32, 11 November 2011 (CET)

Why, no shit Sherlock. KrouseMD is just attempting to start a drama, and yes I do know my edits are becoming increasingly un-savoury. - Another n00b

I have been watcing your edits since before that particular incident. You either need to chill the fuck out or take a break. ◔ᴗ◔ 18:39, 11 November 2011 (CET)

I pick the former. And who watches another's edits excessively? - Another n00b 18:43, 11 November 2011 (CET)

Fanboy bile

What's the point of creating this redirect? Why not just make two links to fantard? Actually, Fanboy bile sounds like it could be a pretty cool article, or a section of fantard, but as it is it's just pointless---brxbrx 18:33, 21 November 2011 (CET)

Hey faggot

File:Stab.jpg

File:Trainfatality.jpg

16:23, 26 February 2013 (EST)

Truly hilarious. - Another n00b 18:12, 4 February 2015 (EST)

Hi there!

You sure seem to have a firm grasp on what ED is all about! Such an aspiring satirist such as yourself should be writing articles for a site like this, don't ya think? Your biting criticism should fit right in!

Hopefully you've matured since your last unfortunate interaction with ED. And don't worry, we don't care if you're actually a furry or not! Vermin   01:37, 9 February 2015 (EST)