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Revision as of 22:37, 21 September 2018
Aaron Howard was a 37-year-old father of three from Abilene, Texas, who, on September 1, 2018, made the brilliant decision to bring a baseball bat to a shirtless redneck gunfight and ended up experiencing first hand the almighty power of a true Texan's God-given Second Amendment rights as he was filled with lead and fucked up worse than JFK's head.
Following an inane dispute with his neighbours—67-year-old John Miller and his 31-year-old son, Michael Miller—over a fucking mattress, Aaron armed himself with a baseball bat, Michael armed himself with a shotgun and John armed himself with a big iron on his hip. After preparing for battle and getting his fiancée, Kara Box, to stop taking selfies and use her fucking iPhone to film the ensuing slaughter, Aaron informed the Millers that he was going to kill them, began calling them faggots and repeatedly told them to point their guns at him.
After threatening the Millers and screaming like a deranged gorilla for two whole minutes, Aaron eventually made the hilarious decision to attack John Miller – at which point he was promptly shot twice in self defense. Still not willing to accept that the gun is mightier than the baseball bat, Aaron then proceeded to hurl the baseball bat at John like a little bitch, causing minimal damage before Michael stepped in and finished him off with several shotgun blasts to the face. Kara then began whining about her dead husband – ironic considering that she was too goddamn useless to even tell him to knock it the fuck off and stop threatening to murder their neighbours over a fucking mattress.
Despite being a clear cut case of self defense, the Millers were soon arrested and charged with first degree murder.
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