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TL;DR [[Overwatch]] + [[Team Fortress 2]] + [[Minecraft]] + PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds + [[Roblox]] = Fortnite | TL;DR [[Overwatch]] + [[Team Fortress 2]] + [[Minecraft]] + PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds + [[Roblox]] = Fortnite | ||
[[File:230ff883 really-fat-guy-on-computer1.jpg|thumb|Every [[Fat-fuck|fortnite gamer]] in a nutshell]] | |||
==How to [[Rustle|Anger]] a Fortnite [[Fag|Fan]]== | |||
Tell them fortnite is for fat poxy virgins | |||
Shoot up epic game's HQ | |||
Say games like Call of duty: Black ops 4, Red Dead Redemption 2 and Battlefield V will [[Facts|kick fortnite's ass]] | |||
Burn their copy for fortnite to the ground (If they have it on disc) | |||
Smash the console that they playing that piece of shit game on | |||
Explain to them that V-Bucks = Virgin-Bucks | |||
Show a 8 year old autistic fan the rule 34 videos of Fortnite | |||
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Revision as of 06:28, 9 October 2018
Fortnite is some shitty and overrated free to play game made by PopularMMOs that autistic losers, niggers, stoners, beaners, bros, 13-year old boys, wiggers, and any member of the casual gamer audience play and worship. The game was developed and released Last Thursday by a company of raging paedophiles. The game's art style is a generic Team Fortress 2 ripoff and the gameplay rips off Player Unknown's Battlegrounds and Minecraft especially taking the design from Overwatch. In other words, Fortnite is also a game that rips off other games that ripped off other games. Also inspires white boys to commit School Shootings, or worse, create dozens of YouTube Clickbait videos about the game. The only reason you and the entire audience play this game is because you can't afford to buy the games that Fortnite ripped off of. Therefore, it's free to play. However, the only thing that is not free is the PVE "story" mode, but nobody plays it for the story, because nobody wants to pay 30 dollars for a shitty Left 4 Dead ripoff.
TL;DR Overwatch + Team Fortress 2 + Minecraft + PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds + Roblox = Fortnite
How to Anger a Fortnite Fan
Tell them fortnite is for fat poxy virgins
Shoot up epic game's HQ
Say games like Call of duty: Black ops 4, Red Dead Redemption 2 and Battlefield V will kick fortnite's ass
Burn their copy for fortnite to the ground (If they have it on disc)
Smash the console that they playing that piece of shit game on
Explain to them that V-Bucks = Virgin-Bucks
Show a 8 year old autistic fan the rule 34 videos of Fortnite
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