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| {{天|'''This article is entirely [[fact]]ual.''' <br/> Fact Cat knows this because of his learnings.|Factcat_seal_of_approval.gif|78px|#E8E8E8|100%}}
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| {{quote|don't reupload this video idc if you give me content it's still my video lmao|Berd on a video with music he doesn't own}}
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| [[File:Berd stock.png|250px|thumb|right|Typical berd drawing]]
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| {{ytuser|CommentisAnonymous|Berd}} '''[[Powerword|Powerword:]] Zachary Lewis'''{{Jew}} is an unfunny [[youtube|Jewtuber]] who makes low effort drawings and even worse animations of his character Berd which is a special version of a bird who can't fly and has a hard time doing anything. Berd enjoys being a control freak and doesn't like it when people draw his [[Original character|OC]]. He makes sure to throw false [[SHUT IT DOWN|copyright claims]] over fan made parodies of his [[Original character|OC]] and then gets super [[You|salty]] because he's a little [[Also you|bitch]]. It is well known he is really bad at [[Super Smash Bros| Smash]] and to be frank anything he does just makes his parents regret not having the [[abortion]]. [[Fat|Probably weighing in at a whopping 300lbs]] he does nothing but [[lazy|sit at his computer all day]] and draws something similar to what you drew when [[you]] were [[retard|4 years old]]. Difference being his parents never put his drawings on the fridge due to being embarrassed of their son.
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| ==Content==
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| [[File:Berd hates cats.png|250px|thumb|right|He hates cats]]
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| Berd's content is very [[boring|bland and uninteresting]], they include reviews of games, [[animal abuse]], animations including [[copyright|copyrighted]] materials, and his [[unfunny]] show about Philbert the Berd and his abusive friend Tommy. With content like this you must be wondering why hasn't this channel blown the fuck up. Well I'll tell you; when animators make small videos under 20 seconds with poor voice acting and animations such as moving a still image around people realize the lack of effort and click onto the next thing that catches their attention. Only the [[retarded]] stay behind and look over his channel. Among Berd fans there are few with [[Rick and Morty|any resemblance of intelligence]].
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| ===Characters===
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| Berd is a simple doodle of a chubby bird with small wings. This bird has never been seen flying and is most likely some sort of fat penguin. These birds can also talk and tend to have a very[[unfunny| poor sense of humor]]. These cartoons are no better than the [[anime|Japanese ones with their uguus~ and gay shit like that]]. He also has a roster of characters such as:
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| *Tommy
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| *Philbert
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| *Philbert's dad
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| *[[incest|Philbert's nephew/son]]
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| ===Inspiration===
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| <center><youtube>Jsy7JW2LC48</youtube></center>
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| ===The wondrous adventures of Tommy and Philbert===
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| This is a show about one abusive [[gay]] berd being mean to his boyfriend. Tommy being the abuser and Philbert being a nice little gay who defiantly does not have HIV. Tommy will bitch at him for wanting to learn new skills or having a fear of heights. When Philbert is in trouble Tommy would do things like throw bricks at him. This is of course has very bad morals and children should not be watching it at all.
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| ===Berdview's===
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| Berd likes vidya and will tell you about the games he is playing. These videos are mostly 15-60 seconds long and include unfunny jokes. Then he made them longer and no one watched them.
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| ===Unexpected Popularity===
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| Berd would doodle around and upload reviews of unfunny shit for almost 5 years until he struck [[shit|gold]] by both popularizing a song and also himself with one upload. He made a animation of his character dancing to a really gay song. For real the shit that gets popular now on YouTube really explains why it's been in a [[shit|downward]] spiral for the past years. Berd will get very [[mad|upset]] if you use this video in anything even though he shouldn't be because he is in breach of copyright by using the song.[[Jew| Not to mention making money of it as well.]]
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| <center><youtube>JhDIILjlhBQ</youtube></center>
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| <center>'''Quality content on Youtube nowadays'''</center>
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| ==My OC [[Bawwwww]]==
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| [[File:Berd copyright3.png|thumb|300px|right|Expect this if you make fun of berd]]
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| Like most [[DeviantART|deviants]] Berd [[Jew|likes to bitch about people stealing his original content]]. He will bitch and moan with long winded messages then eventually report to the [[jew]] overlords to [[Shut it down|shut you down]]. Even though a 6 year old could do better with MS Paint he will still go as far as to throw unwarranted copyright claims on both fan-art and fan made parodies of his characters. Most of which are much better than his own creations. This is widely unknown among his YouTube subscribers but we have evidence that should make this look more interesting than usual.
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| ===Copyright claims===
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| [[File:Berd email.png|thumb|200ox|right|Wops didn't mean to upload that]]
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| Before his so called fame, he and another artist would play Smash together. This quickly turned into a major bitch fight with both parties being butthurt. After this event the artist created a video defaming Berd. Like any sensible person he threw in 6 copyright claims on him and then claimed not to be mad. This of course is quite gay and retarded as he might get his channel suspended for filing mutable false copyright claims over a Smash brawl. We can only hope for the best.
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| <center><youtube>-2ZGzerxYOQ</youtube></center>
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| <center>'''The Smash brawl he's upset about'''</center>
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| ==Selling out==
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| [[File:Berd irl.png|thumb|200px|right|He got a big ol' jew nose]]
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| Since berd got fired from his porter gig he's been trying to make money of the internet. This for him isn't going too well as he only makes about $1000 per month and spends most of his money on video games. Despite the fact he only only plays his games once and goes back to playing f2p titles or the more autistic version of teraria. It is speculated he still lives with his parents and will continue to as long as he keeps up this act. He has also has been sucking the dicks of drawing tablet manufacturers so they set him up with this glorified drawing pad that he can use to make his animations. Even though he could just use a mouse to draw his shitty drawings like most deviants.
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| ==Bitch fights==
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| ===Smash===
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| {{cg|Berd like smash|bangallery|center|<gallery>
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| File:Berd gg.png
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| File:Berd bg.png
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| File:Berd ego.png
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| File:Berd explaining why hes bad at smash.png
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| </gallery>}}
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| ===Meanwhile on Youtube===
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| {{cg|Youtube|bangallery|center|<gallery>
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| File:Berd_copyright1.png
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| File:Berd copyright2.png
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| File:Berd copyright3.png
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| File:Berd email.png
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| </gallery>}}
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| ===Twitter===
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| {{cg|Berd mad|bangallery|center|<gallery>
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| File:Berd twtitter fight1.png
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| File:Berd twtitter fight2.png
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| File:Berd twtitter fight3.png
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| File:Berd twtitter fight4.png
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Berd twtitter fight5.png
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| File:Berd twtitter fight6.png
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Jew]]
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| *[[Copyright]]
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| *[[Art]]
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| *[[Deviant]]
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| *[[Gordon the Pringles Giraffe]]
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| *[[Original Content]]
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| *[[MS Paint]]
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| *[[Shitty Art]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *{{ytuser|CommentisAnonymous|Berd's Youtube}}
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| *{{dauser|ask-berd|Berd's DeviantFART}}
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| *{{twitter|berdyaboi|Berd's twitter}}
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| *{{tumblr|ask-berd|Berd's tumblr}}
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| {{Tumblr Series|title=Berd}}
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| {{DA|title=Berd}}
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