User:CrazyPencilDawg

Playing Doki Doki Majo Shinpan makes me so horny~!

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I am desperately seeking a "boyfriend-free girlfriend" through means of fapping to Doki Doki Majo Shinpan, or through fucking characters from the game. I also like Puyo Puyo.

Random paragraph

So, you know the character Maria from Doki Doki Majo Shinpan? She's a normal human being according to SNK canon and the Japanese Wikipedia page for the game. But for some reason, in Doki Majo Plus, they gave her a witch mark. THEY GAVE HER A WITCH MARK. THEY GAVE HER A FUCKING WITCH MARK. What the FUCK, SNK? YOU KNEW SHE WAS A NORMAL PERSON TO BEGIN WITH, SO WHY DID YOU GIVE MARIA A FUCKING WITCH MARK IN DOKI MAJO PLUS?! I am LIVID. SHE'S A NORMAL PERSON, GODDAMMIT! SHE DOESN'T NEED A FUCKING WITCH MARK!

She. Doesn't. NEED. A. FUCKING. WITCH. MARK!!!

Now listen to me, SNK; if you're going to make a Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 3 on the Nintendo Switch, make sure to localize it in English, and MAKE SURE NOT TO GIVE MARIA A FUCKING WITCH MARK OR ELSE I'M NOT BUYING IT!

You SNK guys don't seem to realize that IF YOU GIVE MARIA A WITCH MARK IN DOKI MAJO 3 IF IT EVER COMES OUT, YOU'LL THROW THIS ENTIRE TIMELINE INTO CHAOS!!! YOU COULD CAUSE WORLD WAR 3!!! YOU MIGHT MAKE ME PEPPER-SPRAY AN EB-GAMES EMPLOYEE!

This is for your own good, SNK. Make sure not to give Maria a witch mark in Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 3; that is, if it ever releases.

And you know what? Let's top this off. Right now. None of that "shin-ye-ha-me-ha" bullshit, we're going for the original. Just for the fact that SNK gave Maria a witch mark in Doki Majo Plus. Hmmm...

Curse-ye-ha-me-

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Have a nice day.