User:Crossbow

Not me, just another retard who is also an heroic

Hookwhack (stylized elsewhere as hookwhack) is an autistic retard obsessed with mass murder who should be avoided AT ALL COSTS. I joined Encyclopedia Dramatica on the 6th of November 2023 and the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums the day before on the 5th, after lurking and loling at the finest since 2021, I finally decide to spread some lulz myself.

I’m very knowledgable obsessed in regards to mass murder and other faggots who failed to top the score, so I sometimes add my “knowledge” here. I often reshape articles to follow a nicer layout and make them easier to read. I sometimes edit Wikipedia, Amok Wiki and the Fictional Amok Wiki. Outside of wikifaggotry, my hobbies include fitness and vidya.

Contributions

Articles created

• Laaiti Ekenstéen - Article of the Now for November 13 & November 14, 2023
• Inejirō Asanuma

Articles improved

• Halle synagogue shooting - Demoted from Crap article status
• Wade Michael Page
• Anton Lundin Pettersson
• Kip Kinkel
• Otoya Yamaguchi - Article of the Now for November 21 & November 22, 2023
• Hugo Jackson
• John Earnest
• Patrick Crusius
• Philip Manshaus
• Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage

Articles edited

• High Score
• Brenton Tarrant
• Payton Gendron
• 8chan
• PewDiePie
• Brenda Ann Spencer
• Shinzo Abe
• Metaverses
• Liminal Spaces

Other

Accounts

• hookwhack
• Cosmic - Friend of mine, also obsessed with mass murder.
• ForcedMeme - Fellow retard and a pretty cool guy.
• Genberg47 - Guy who also writes mass murder articles, thinks he is AlGore and edits other peoples user pages, might be a pretty cool guy

Userboxes

This user joined ED 1 year and 23 days ago. (11/6/2023) This user is an EDitor. This user is a recent changes patroller. This user has Assburgers Syndrome. This user trusts in lulz.