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PlayStation 5

PlayStation 5 is an overpriced WiFi router you will never be able to buy, as some rich scalper dude has like a billion bots that have bought every single PlayStation 5 at your local store. Even if you did manage to buy one, it's likely the delivery man would just steal it for himself. You will be stuck with your lame PlayStation 4 for the rest of eternity.

(( This Is Your Goal, This Black Friday ))


What have I missed?	Thanksgiving 2 days ago	Suicide 4 days ago	Ae-tan 6 days ago

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Thread of the Now

Someone has been a busy little BEAVER ♥

Saddest story ever: dude on our forum likes all his own posts with three sockpuppets and pretends to be an 18 year old girl for six months to flirt with people in exchange for more likes. Succeeds in seducing a lesbian

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Did You Know...

From Encyclopædia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids:

... that ED is turning 20 years old in December?
... that the Internet Archive got haxxored recently, not once, but twice? (See 31 million of you on HIBP!)
... that a Trump sign started a shoot out in Las Vegas?
... that Doge has died?
... that Iran's president has died in a helicopter crash?
... that encyclopediadramatica.online died because the new owner hid like a bitch and let it die? Spread the word about edramatica.com
... rapper P Diddy has been arrested and denied bail?
... that encyclopediadramatica.win died (FOR REAL THIS TIME AS OF OCTOBER 4, 2024, PUT ON CLIENTHOLD BY CLOUDFLARE), all .win refugees are welcome to join the REAL ED
... that Liam Payne ( The One Direction Faggot) died in Argentina after falling from a balcony; If it was an attempt at being an hero is unknown.

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Quote of the Now

	“	Once again, we come to the Holiday Season. A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice	„
	—Dave Barry

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