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'''Margaret Thatcher''' is an infamous [[troll]] and [[oldfag]] who was born [[at least 100 years ago]], making her [[over 9000]] years old. Her many victims include the [[poor]], [[fag|coal miners]] [[13 year old boy|school children]], [[commies|the Soviet Empire]], [[ | '''Margaret Thatcher''' is an infamous [[troll]] and [[oldfag]] who was born [[at least 100 years ago]], making her [[over 9000]] years old. Her many victims include the [[poor]], [[fag|coal miners]] [[13 year old boy|school children]], [[commies|the Soviet Empire]], [[lulz|the entire populace of Argentina]] and [[You|various other wastes of space]]. While many claim she did this because she is an evil <s>[[libertarian]]<s/>, <s>[[conservative]]<s/>, nazi, it is now known that she [[did it for the lulz]] also to keep her senile fucked up [[Republican|Republicunt]] matey boy [[Reagan]] happy - even though most Amerifags referred to her as Hatchet Face when she was on the news. | ||
[[Truth|She is also Jack the Ripper, God, and a pretty cool guy]] | [[Truth|She is also Jack the Ripper, God, and a pretty cool guy]] |
Revision as of 13:09, 22 October 2011
Margaret Thatcher is an infamous troll and oldfag who was born at least 100 years ago, making her over 9000 years old. Her many victims include the poor, coal miners school children, the Soviet Empire, the entire populace of Argentina and various other wastes of space. While many claim she did this because she is an evil libertarian, conservative, nazi, it is now known that she did it for the lulz also to keep her senile fucked up Republicunt matey boy Reagan happy - even though most Amerifags referred to her as Hatchet Face when she was on the news.
She is also Jack the Ripper, God, and a pretty cool guy
The Life and Times of Margaret Thatcher
Famous also for pwning the poor within the UK, Thatcher used the British police, renamed the SS to beat the fuck out of the Welsh & illiterate leftards of northern England who had all been tricked into turning commie by Che Guevara T-shirts and international fag superstars The Smiths. As a result of her superhuman efforts, Thatcher was Knighted in 1984 as Iron Lady for life by the queen, and on the same day invaded and eventually pwned Argentina. She is also admired by the English people for kicking the Irish around, which will always boost one's approval ratings.
Close friends with Ronald Reagan and Jim Davidson, Mrs Thatcher is commonly held to be the greatest leader since Hitler, and a thoroughly good chap.
Before becoming the scourge of commies worldwide, Mrs Thatcher was a noted research scientist, inventing the method by which ice cream is preserved, and discovering a substance now known as Thatcherite, lethal to communists and liberals much like AIDS is to homosexuals.
Thatcher is also known as The Milk Snatcher after she stole all the milk and cookies from the school children.
- She also "SOLD THE FAMILY SILVER" -for fuck all, to all her Tory fanbois in the city..
- Telecom (British Telco) sold at like £2 a share, sold later that day for like £6 on the stock market
- The Water Utilities (high bills & poor quality water)
- Electric Companies (Price Hikes are still going on)
- The Gas Company (Price Hikes & the closing of the domestic gas leak service for being unprofitable)
- School meals (resulting in a generation of unhealthy children)
She set up numerous QUANGO's (Quasi Autonimous Non-elected Gov. Org's)
How So?
How was Margaret Thatcher so successful? The answer is simple - because she had a fucking huge penis. Her husband, Dennis Thatcher, had a large mangina into which she repeatedly forced herself producing their two children, Mark and Carol. Unfortunately, years of thinking she was the Queen had given her hereditary diseases that infected both her children. Carol was dropped at birth and worked over with an ugly stick. Eventually she crawled back into her Dad's fanny* where she spent most of her youth. Mark turned gay, failed at trolling a handful of niggers in Africa and found himself permabanned from the 'Western territories'.
Like all great fascist dictators, however, she only had one testicle. Still, this was enough for the Argies, wot?
*In the Sate of England, USA, [of which Margaret Thatcher was governor] 'Fanny' means haddock pastie, NOT 'arse'.
Just Die Already
On the 7th of March 2008, Thatcher gave the down trodden nation of Great Britain hope when it was announce she been admitted to hospital with unknown complications. However it was soon short lived, as she was sent home a few hours later [1]. Later that year, her daughter revealed that Thatcher had dementia, which resulted in Thatcher thinking that her dead husband was still alive. [2] This means that the best way to torment her is to constantly state that her husband is dead. This lulzy process can be repeated regularly to identical effect, as a result of her crotchety old Alzheimer's brain forgetting things almost as soon as she hears them. Alzheimer's is, of course, God's invitation to rape the sufferer, given the impossibility of them ever providing coherent evidence, or simply remembering the lulz. Budding rapists would do well to remember that Thatcher's vagoo has dryness of over 9000, so lubricating is advised.
Around this time, people started planning her funeral just to scare the shit out of her. Tory fanbois insisted on giving her state funeral reported to cost the UK taxpayer £3,000,000 (or $6,000,000 lol, exchange rate). This marks the only occasion where people agreed with the Tories as while they wanted to give their glorious leader a fond farewell, the rest of the UK thought £3 million was a small price to make sure the cunt was actually dead. Well, not everyone. Some people believe the £3 million could be put to better use. "For £3 million, you could buy everybody in Scotland a shovel, and we'd dig a hole so deep we'd hand her over to Satan personally." Margaret Thatcher will be buried in a man made lake or at least she will be after all the people have finished pissing on her grave. It will be the first time the 21 gun salute will be aimed at the coffin.
There are some people in the UK who hope that she lives for fucking evar & evar, pushed round in a wheelchair while her capitalist pig fanbois all die and have her sitting there, miserable, in penance for her crimes against the people.
See also
Games featuring Thatcher
- Whack-a-miner - http://www.milksnatcher.com
- Milk Snatcher - http://www.maggiethatcher.com/milk.html
- The Lady's not for Burning - http://www.maggiethatcher.com/burning.html