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""Cyberpunk 2077"" was supposed the [[lie|biggest game evar]] made by the once thought be god and savior [[disgraced|CD | ""Cyberpunk 2077"" was supposed the [[lie|biggest game evar]] made by the once thought be god and savior [[disgraced|CD Projekt Red]]. People were hyped over everything about this game. They would loose there shit from a glimpse of this game]. People were breathtaking from [[Keanu Reeves]] | ||
When the game came out it turns out that [[fail|no one could fucking play it]], [[rich people|unless your rich as fuck]]. [[Neckbeard| Neckbeard gamers]] rage everywhere burst into flames, having a meltdown everywhere. Spamming everywhere online about how "CD | When the game came out it turns out that [[fail|no one could fucking play it]], [[rich people|unless your rich as fuck]]. [[Neckbeard| Neckbeard gamers]] rage everywhere burst into flames, having a meltdown everywhere. Spamming everywhere online about how "CD PROJEKT RED ARE TRAITORS" and humanity is doomed. [[Sony]] took the game of the [[PlayStation Network|PlayStation Store]] and to stop more cancerous gamers from emerging (not [[lie|"good guy"]] [[Microsoft]], their greedy) and all companies gave out refund. CD Projekt Red is now under investigation and class action lawsuits from the [[FBI]] for fraud. The world will be in rage for [[forever|rest of time]] as people will never forget about CD Projekt Reds forbidden crimes. | ||
==Reveal== | ==Reveal== | ||
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Of course back then no one gave a fuck about it as CD Project Red were seen as peasants, only known for games nobody | |||
==Keanu Reeves== | ==Keanu Reeves== | ||
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==WHEN WILL IT COME OUT?== | ==WHEN WILL IT COME OUT?== | ||
Up until it's release Cyberpunk 2077 was delayed multiple times to troll people into thinking it's actually cure to all. CD | Up until it's release Cyberpunk 2077 was delayed multiple times to troll people into thinking it's actually cure to all. CD Projekt Red said this. | ||
{{quote|[[lie|We are currently at a state where the game is complete and playable, but there's still work to be done. Night City is massive--full of stories, content, and places to visit, but due to the sheer scale and complexity of it all, we need more time to finish playtesting, fixing, and polishing. We want Cyberpunk 2077 to be our crowning achievement for this generation and postponing launch will give the precious months we need to make the game perfect.]]|CockDick | {{quote|[[lie|We are currently at a state where the game is complete and playable, but there's still work to be done. Night City is massive--full of stories, content, and places to visit, but due to the sheer scale and complexity of it all, we need more time to finish playtesting, fixing, and polishing. We want Cyberpunk 2077 to be our crowning achievement for this generation and postponing launch will give the precious months we need to make the game perfect.]]|CockDick Projekt Red}} | ||
==Release== | ==Release== | ||
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<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXLohSvTKpg</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXLohSvTKpg</youtube></center> | ||
It turns out [[truth|CD | It turns out [[truth|CD Projekt Red aren't god at all]]. When the game came out it was playable on the [[Nobody got time for that|most expensive PC]] and [[sad|nothing else]]. They gave this computer to every [[video game journalism|reviewer]] so they can't see what it's like for [[shit|everyone else]]. | ||
No one else can fucking play this game, leading to outrage, war, terrorism and protests. People complained about the same shit as everyone else including. | No one else can fucking play this game, leading to outrage, war, terrorism and protests. People complained about the same shit as everyone else including. | ||
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* I must slaughter CD Project Red | * I must slaughter CD Project Red | ||
CD Projekt Red once thought to god were now seen as traitors of the human race. Their company is now being burn into flames by their once [[Useless Human|followers]]. People went to peak apeshit over preordering game they would never be able to play. People started review bombing the game on [[Metacritic]] to the think that it will help CD Project realize that their the evil masterminds that they are. | |||
People made millions of dogshit youtube videos that are exactly the same. People had such unrealistic expectations that they make a fit over [[Your a fucking idiot|base game not being the masterpiece it was supposed to be]]. | People made millions of dogshit youtube videos that are exactly the same. People had such unrealistic expectations that they make a fit over [[Your a fucking idiot|base game not being the masterpiece it was supposed to be]]. | ||
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This led to [[Sony]] removing the game from the PlayStation Store. | This led to [[Sony]] removing the game from the PlayStation Store, so CD Project Red won't be making jew-gold off [[basement-dwellers|people]] [[get a life|bitching about the game online]] and so they can fall down to the bottom of the class list. | ||
{{quote|SIE strives to ensure a high level of customer satisfaction, therefore we will begin to offer a full refund for all gamers who have purchased Cyberpunk 2077 via PlayStation Store. SIE will also be removing Cyberpunk 2077 from PlayStation Store until further notice. | {{quote|SIE strives to ensure a high level of customer satisfaction, therefore we will begin to offer a full refund for all gamers who have purchased Cyberpunk 2077 via PlayStation Store. SIE will also be removing Cyberpunk 2077 from PlayStation Store until further notice. | ||
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==Apology== | ==Apology== | ||
CD Projekt Red is falling down each day, as they loose more followers second by second. For their last shot at saving their dying company. They made a shitty apology for the game were [[LOL WUT|they act like their god and they will never do wrong again]]. | |||
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3V4UBZmC9o</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3V4UBZmC9o</youtube></center> | ||
Revision as of 21:14, 16 May 2021
""Cyberpunk 2077"" was supposed the biggest game evar made by the once thought be god and savior CD Projekt Red. People were hyped over everything about this game. They would loose there shit from a glimpse of this game]. People were breathtaking from Keanu Reeves
When the game came out it turns out that no one could fucking play it, unless your rich as fuck. Neckbeard gamers rage everywhere burst into flames, having a meltdown everywhere. Spamming everywhere online about how "CD PROJEKT RED ARE TRAITORS" and humanity is doomed. Sony took the game of the PlayStation Store and to stop more cancerous gamers from emerging (not "good guy" Microsoft, their greedy) and all companies gave out refund. CD Projekt Red is now under investigation and class action lawsuits from the FBI for fraud. The world will be in rage for rest of time as people will never forget about CD Projekt Reds forbidden crimes.
Reveal
Cyberpunk 2077 started development before the Xbox One and PlayStation 4 were out. It was first shown off to the public in 2013.
Of course back then no one gave a fuck about it as CD Project Red were seen as peasants, only known for games nobody
Keanu Reeves
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| ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME |
| Breathtaking Keanu Reeves will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it. |
At E3 people saw a trailer that made their worship for CD Project Red skyrocket, but then Keanu Reeves gets on stage and people lost their shit.
This lead to unfunny memes being spammed on Reddit.
WHEN WILL IT COME OUT?
Up until it's release Cyberpunk 2077 was delayed multiple times to troll people into thinking it's actually cure to all. CD Projekt Red said this.
—CockDick Projekt Red | ||
Release
It turns out CD Projekt Red aren't god at all. When the game came out it was playable on the most expensive PC and nothing else. They gave this computer to every reviewer so they can't see what it's like for everyone else.
No one else can fucking play this game, leading to outrage, war, terrorism and protests. People complained about the same shit as everyone else including.
- I can't fucking play it.
- I wasted $60 dollars
- I must slaughter CD Project Red
CD Projekt Red once thought to god were now seen as traitors of the human race. Their company is now being burn into flames by their once followers. People went to peak apeshit over preordering game they would never be able to play. People started review bombing the game on Metacritic to the think that it will help CD Project realize that their the evil masterminds that they are.
People made millions of dogshit youtube videos that are exactly the same. People had such unrealistic expectations that they make a fit over base game not being the masterpiece it was supposed to be.
Previous Video | Next Video
This led to Sony removing the game from the PlayStation Store, so CD Project Red won't be making jew-gold off people bitching about the game online and so they can fall down to the bottom of the class list.
—Dumbass | ||
Lawsuits
The FBI is suing CD Project Red for their crimes of pissing off outraged gamers. CD Project Red is losing jew-gold faster refunds from the game. Now CD Project fall from grace and be defeated.
Apology
CD Projekt Red is falling down each day, as they loose more followers second by second. For their last shot at saving their dying company. They made a shitty apology for the game were they act like their god and they will never do wrong again.
Everyone saw through there plans and led to even more outcry and rage.
Patches
What did they fix?
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Nothing!
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