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===On [[USI|Himself]]=== | ===On [[USI|Himself]]=== | ||
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|I haven't done any bi-shit since I was, like, 15, and even then I only kissed a guy. Believe it, I would have to be convinced of the world ending before I ever really did that again, much less fuck a guy.|D-Malice on his [[Hard Gay|sexuality]]. | |I haven't done any bi-shit since I was, like, 15, and even then I only kissed a guy. Believe it, I would have to be convinced of the world ending before I ever really did that again, much less fuck a guy.|D-Malice on his [[Hard Gay|sexuality]]. | ||
|it was more from spending the last 4-6 years holding full-time jobs and going to full-time school, somewhere in between there doing side-work and playing music. Doesn't leave much time for sleep much less working out sometimes when you have a life IRL.|He actually flunked out of [[college]] and is on unemployment -- read next. | |it was more from spending the last 4-6 years holding full-time jobs and going to full-time school, somewhere in between there doing side-work and playing music. Doesn't leave much time for sleep much less working out sometimes when you have a life IRL.|He actually flunked out of [[college]] and is on unemployment -- read next. | ||
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|I'm done with this fight, now back to the fight of getting [[homosexual|Lulzy]] to do something worthwhile for ED besides ruin articles.|D-Malice actually right about [[Dick Neck|Lulzy]] - Until he made [[irony|a D-Malice article]] | |I'm done with this fight, now back to the fight of getting [[homosexual|Lulzy]] to do something worthwhile for ED besides ruin articles.|D-Malice actually right about [[Dick Neck|Lulzy]] - Until he made [[irony|a D-Malice article]] | ||
|This morning...? I jogged about 1/2 a mile, stopped and did push-ups and crunches, and jogged back. |[[Fat|Why So Jellyous?]] | |This morning...? I jogged about 1/2 a mile, stopped and did push-ups and crunches, and jogged back. |[[Fat|Why So Jellyous?]] | ||
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===On the [[Whore|Ladies]]=== | ===On the [[Whore|Ladies]]=== | ||
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|But anyway, yeah, I had tried to kinda drop most of those feelings about her a long time ago. Besides it being her wishes, I didn't want to fall in love with another girl online (long-distance in general), especially right now as I get closer to getting out of high school, and into the non-sheltered real world.|[[Old|Ancient]] [[Facepalm|History]] | |But anyway, yeah, I had tried to kinda drop most of those feelings about her a long time ago. Besides it being her wishes, I didn't want to fall in love with another girl online (long-distance in general), especially right now as I get closer to getting out of high school, and into the non-sheltered real world.|[[Old|Ancient]] [[Facepalm|History]] | ||
|Then, to make a long story short, we talked more often, my idiot friend started to half-stalk her online, some things happened between my conviction and my true feelings, and here I am again, still in love with her, maybe even more-so now. I don't know how to handle that part, but right now, things are going fine. I'm actually really happy with the way things are going between me and her, just maybe a little sad I don't see her as much online (I think my "friend" had something to do with that...)|So it's not only D-Malice that surrounds himself in [[AIDS|layers and players of gay]] | |Then, to make a long story short, we talked more often, my idiot friend started to half-stalk her online, some things happened between my conviction and my true feelings, and here I am again, still in love with her, maybe even more-so now. I don't know how to handle that part, but right now, things are going fine. I'm actually really happy with the way things are going between me and her, just maybe a little sad I don't see her as much online (I think my "friend" had something to do with that...)|So it's not only D-Malice that surrounds himself in [[AIDS|layers and players of gay]] | ||
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|Anyway, I'm debating making this into one of those "Culture" things, but we basically had it out tonight, again. Highlights include calling her an immature 13-year-old in an 18-year-old's body, her saying I was never good enough for her (she's now dating some 16-year-old that's totally "better" than me lol), and a lot of references to the fact she's a gold-digger.|Deciding to [[Rape|talk]] to [[Whore|an ex]] because he's such a [[Asshole|great guy]]. | |Anyway, I'm debating making this into one of those "Culture" things, but we basically had it out tonight, again. Highlights include calling her an immature 13-year-old in an 18-year-old's body, her saying I was never good enough for her (she's now dating some 16-year-old that's totally "better" than me lol), and a lot of references to the fact she's a gold-digger.|Deciding to [[Rape|talk]] to [[Whore|an ex]] because he's such a [[Asshole|great guy]]. | ||
|Two ex-girlfriends basically became [[Scenewhores]] or "Emo" "kids" (termed loosely 'cause we're in our 20's)|D-Malice. being a [[fat|hippocrite]] about his [[oldfag|old ways]] | |Two ex-girlfriends basically became [[Scenewhores]] or "Emo" "kids" (termed loosely 'cause we're in our 20's)|D-Malice. being a [[fat|hippocrite]] about his [[oldfag|old ways]] | ||
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==[[social experiment|HAHAHA I TROLL U]]== | ==[[social experiment|HAHAHA I TROLL U]]== | ||
Revision as of 01:35, 31 May 2011
D-Malice (aka Jacob Ray Axe, SWFTWLF, black person, Shard-Life, and of course former Portal Czar and EDitor ShardDax) is yet another EDF meme/lulzcow, and everyone's gimp. With D-Malice, we have an ugly fat ass in denial with his urges to make everything pink and belief in ghost stories. He's an unemployed Graphic Artist, failed college twice (and bound to fail this third time. Update: copped out and ended up getting an Associates Degree from a Community College), has a very shitty life and makes terrible music, yet he still believes he's hot shit. He takes Internet insults VERY SERIOUSLY and has a habit of being the source of hate thread after hate thread on EDF. Fun fact, he has never passed up an opportunity to get ANGRY and HURT about what people say about him on the Internet.
About D-Malice
- Got trolled hard when he was given sysop powers (for whole hour!) as a joke, after promptly blowing his load at the thought of being part of the God Squad and that maybe some people really did like him, he became suicidal shortly thereafter when they took it away and told him to gtfo.
- The former Portal Czar of the ED Music Portal. He was fired when this small responsibility made him think and act like he was an ED Sysop.
- Is an internet tough guy.
- Is a friendless loser.
- Claims to be an "ex-Cyber Goth," but moar likely a fat Bloody Beetroots wannabe
- Jellyous of people who aren't fat.
- Harasses ex-girlfriends.
- Is an all around failure.
Crimes of Faggotry
- Adding himself to the ED Forums article with a self-wanking description of himself.
—his entry into the ED Forums article | ||
- Being an Internet Tough Guy
—D-Malice, To ChrisPerron and all challengers, definitely not compensating for something. | ||
- B& for
3 daysa weeka month for edit warring faggotry
—ShardDax | ||
- Using EDF as his personal Twitter.
- Trying too hard.
- Liking Depeche Mode.
- White knighting for fat whore EDS1
Typical Reaction to one of his music videos
Anitude: WTF is he singing? Merf: He's rocking like an austitic Cunt: I think he's singing "Don't cry for me Argentina" Marekatt: Cry for D-Malice instead Cunt: hahahahaha autism
List of Posts
On Himself
—D-Malice on his sexuality. | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
On the Ladies
HAHAHA I TROLL U
After realizing everyone's laughing at him, he came up with this genius "open letter".
[[Dearest EDF]]
—D-Malice TL;DR - Irony and BAAWWWWWWWWWWWW | ||
D-Malice had off-handedly mentioned if gencdo did a Lulu cosplay for Halloween, he'd do a Wakka one. Deciding it was something mostly irrelevent, he'd forgotten about it:
—D-Malice | ||
Turns out someone did remember, and made this comparison of one fat-ass to another animated one shown on the right.
In forgetting it all, he wrote:
[[WAKKA-WAKKA]]
—Asking for it again | ||
I'm Kind Of A Big Deal
ShardDax was very upset over EDS1's fall from grace. He believed that he personally had a hand in getting Lmte and Habermann b&. Therefore, he took it as a personal affront to his huge ego when people began posting "free lmte" images in various places. Enraged, he went on a mission to delete each and every occurrence of this posting. Unfortunately for him, ShardDax never got the memo that deletion rampages are bad, and a form of vandalism. When he was caught edit warring with two other users over THAT VERY OFFENSIVE IMAGE, he was b& for 3 whole days.
Then he thought it would be a good idea to come talk shit about his ban on IRC:
<%ShardDax> I was still gonna go deleting all I found
<%ShardDax> Userpages, articles, etc.
<Pory-tan> lol
<%ShardDax> Meh alright then, have fun supporting bad trolls and trying to get Lmte his job back.
So his 3 day ban turned into a one week ban. Then he talked some more shit.Which earned him a one month ban. Still clueless that 'talking shit = moar ban', he continued his bitchfest because banning him is the same as supporting the terrorists:
<ShardDax> A month, for deleting spam on a page and removing something from my talk page? What the hell? I have projects, articles in wait, A PORTAL...
<ShardDax> Nah, Subseven's mad I'm deleting spam, therefore I'm "edit warring" or something. He needs to just fuck Icky and stop crying.
This was strike three but onoes how will ED survive without him? Well it did and by the end of it he had talked himself into a year. Goodnight sweet prince. Even still he tweets away his angst, convinced that ED cannot get along without him and his Music Portal edits.
ShardDax: Subseven, still reading my Twitter? Count how many Music EDitors ED has now? Was it still wise you banned me for reverting a spammer?
(ShardDax learning absolutely nothing from EDS1)
Eventually his ban was lessened to a week, but not before he issued this hilarious ultimatum:
[01:54:49] <ShardDax> If sherrod doesn't work this out
[01:55:02] <ShardDax> I'm not coming back
[01:55:12] <ShardDax> And ED is completely cut from my record
(ShardDax threatening to break it off with ED forever if Sherrod doesn't do what he wants]]}}
D-Malice wishes he wasn't made of sno w
Fan Art
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Obama reacts to D-mal
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D-Malice has been known to gobble up neutrinos before heading out to Hot Topic -
He'll tell you he's not Emo, but we all know better -
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"He enjoys having long walks on the beach..." -
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Even lens flare can't save this epic failure -
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This is what he thinks he looks like. -
Dmal as the Death Star
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This is how Shardy sees himself
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This is just a snack
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Dmal and fellow fatbody from the forums, Berserk
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Dmal even fails at trying to be a neckbeard
Related
- ED Forums
- Fat
- Furry
- Goth
- Music Portal - Where this asshole used to reign as a major whiny faggot
- Unwarranted self-importance - He has lots of it
- Bellofatass - The fat chick he white knighted for even though he knew she already sucked Eppigy's cock
External Links
- BAWWW my ex-girlfriend... - The thread that started it all
ACCOUNTS:
shardlife - His shit bandHAHAHA no one wants to be in a band with him.- daxion_cross - His (mostly dead) MySpace
- 8695072
- 33286827
shard_dax - "Band" Twitter- Template:Youtube2
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- http://swftwlf.deviantart.com/ - And he's an old TARTlet (with a name that suggests he's a furfag too)
- http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=957380 - Gaia-tard
- http://z6.invisionfree.com/Duel_Tower_Alcatraz/index.php?s=b009f1b7d36568cb8d215dece824a86a&showuser=21
- http://pltk.livejournal.com/
- http://swftwlf.xanga.com/profile/
- http://steamcommunity.com/id/shard_dax
- http://s994.photobucket.com/home/Shardlife
- http://www.pandora.com/people/shardlife
- http://www.last.fm/user/dmalice
- http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/9396327/
- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/PlasmaTsukasa
- http://z4.invisionfree.com/The_Basikz/index.php?s=d373fac4292676a7c0080f44fcc6a16e&showuser=11
- http://z4.invisionfree.com/The_Glowing_Ember/index.php?showuser=1
- http://daxion.xanga.com/
- http://www.livestream.com/shard_dax
ALIASES:
- SWFTWLF - et tu, fur?
- sharddax
- shard_dax
- shardlife
- shard-life
- dmalice
- d-malice
- daxc
- daxion cross
- daxioncross
- daxion-cross
- PlasmaTsukasa
- Plasma Tsukasa
- xXSW1FTW0LFXx
- pltk
- swift_rd
- D-Level
- MeteorPyre9
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