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| [[File:TC WillyKit.jpg|thumb|left|Thundercats ho.]]
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| [[Image:AnimeP.jpg|thumb|Don't worry, the [[cops]] won't start the [[party van]] for this!]]
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| [[Image:Diagram 3.jpg|thumb|[[Kuma]] says...]]
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| The term '''lolicon''' (short for [[lolita|lolita complex]]) is slang for the feminine [[CP]] [[hentai]] genre. The male equivalent is known as [[shotacon]], but you already know that, you [[sick fuck]]. For those that like 'em really young, please also give [[Toddlercon]] a gander. It may be soul-crushingly horrible, but [[no|at least it's better]] than [[guro]].
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| How anyone can get off to [[Loli-chan|little girls]] that look like little boys; [[it is a mystery|no one knows]]. What we do know is, there's enough lolicon on our beloved [[Internet]] to fill a goddamn supercomputer. [[John Solomon|Masturbating to lolicon is bad, and you should feel bad]] for it. Slang amongst fans (also termed lolicons, the subject matter itself is simply '''loli''') include acronyms like [[DFC]] for '''delicious flat chest''', a predilection for [[pantsu]], and a predominance of fandom for anime & video games starring various immortal inhuman girl characters such as [[alien]]s, [[angel]]s [[Dan Brown|&]] [[demon]]s, [[elf|elves]], [[god]]desses, [[robot]]s, [[transformers]] or [[vampire]]s as it provides the "she's [[At least 100 years|an adult]], don't judge her by her looks" escape clause.
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| == Facts ==
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| [[Image:Loliraep.png|thumb|120px|Hey [[sick fuck]], click this image! We know you want to.]]
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| * There is more lolicon than there is [[hentai]].
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| * There are more [[pedobear|lolicon fans]] than there are WOW players
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| * If there are <s>[[tits]]</s> [[Milk Bags]] it <u>usually</u> isn't loli.
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| * If there is [[penis]] it still might be loli. Or [[Bridget]]. But most likely it's [[Shotacon|shota]] by then.
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| * The Japanese like their women like they like their whiskey – twelve years old and mixed up with coke.
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| * It is only acceptable to be sexually attracted to loli if you yourself are shota: [[Shotacon]].
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| ** [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|Disregard that]]: real shota aren't interested in vagoo, only [[sick fuck|fake shota]] are.
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| * While you don't have to be a pedo to fap to lolicon, you do to fap to an actual loli.
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| == Legality ==
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| <!--- As long as there are enough thumbnails to line the entire goddamn article, they might as well be all together. --->
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| [[Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg|thumb|[[JonBenet Ramsey|Epic loli]]]]
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| [[Image:F yeah lolicon.jpg|thumb|[[V/|/v/]] displaying its massive [[pedo]] population ]]
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| [[Image:Error_Message_CP.png|thumb|There's no escaping your fate, you [[sick fuck]].]]
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| [[File:MYPEDOLIST.jpg|thumb|Typical non-otaku lolifan]]
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| For the most part, lolicon is completely legal in countries such as the [[United States]]. The ostensible basis for this is that since it is not a byproduct of child abuse, it represents a form of expression thereby precluding it from [[censorship]]. Well, sick expression, anyway. After all, if the First Amendment protects your right to speak out against [[war]], then obviously it also preserves your right to enjoy the occasional [[whore|Sharon Stone]] [[pussy|beaver]] shot. On the other hand, [[some say]] that the only reason [[Supreme Court]] ruled this way was so that [[asshole|Antonin Scalia]] could fap at his leisure.
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| '''PROTIP:''' [[True|We all know that it's legal until you get caught.]] That said, here's a few incidents in countries around the world:
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| *[[Australia|Crikey]]! During August 2007, an Aussie got caught trying to import lolicon DVDS and was then forced to pay a fine [[over 9000]] dollars (seriously). The Customs Manager Richard Janeczko really wanted them for himself ([[fap]], [[fap]], [[fap]]) and used this lame excuse, "it was important to understand that even cartoons or drawings such as those depicted in anime were prohibited if they contained offensive sexual content." [http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/ They also banned consenting-adult pornography with flat-chested women] based on a tenuous "if they appear even a little young, it's obviously obscene" anti-logic brainfart.
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| *[[George W Bush]] banhammered lolicon, shotacon, and toddlercon in the [[United States]] during 2003, but in 2004, The Supreme Court unbanhammerd lolicon because censoring [[Shit|art]] is unconstitutional. In a surprise twist [[Dwight Whorley]] was actually convicted under the Act a year later; however, not all loli fans are fully aware of either of these rulings, [[lolicon is illegal (Trolling flatchan)|making them susceptible to trolls.]]
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| *Under [[Africa]] laws it is an offense punishable by up to ten years imprisonment if anyone possesses, creates or produces, imports, exports, broadcasts, or has anything to do with it. Africans seeking child action are better off going to [[Zimbabwe]] where you can [[rape]] and kill a [[girl]] and get [[Madeleine McCann|two years]].
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| *It's illegal in [[Poland]].
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| *It'll get you v& in [[Canada|The Land of Milk Bags]].
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| *We all know anything goes hentai wise in [[Japan]].
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| **... Except rape, pregnancy, non-humans, incest, torture, anything to do with slavery and bondage, coercion, group sex, train sex, adultery, student councils and loli (in hentai games at least). But a [[Retarded|Chinese immigrant leading UNICEF Japan tried to get the government to ban all loli]] after she got all the other stuff banned in hentai games. But [[Power Word|Agnes Chan]] of [[UNICEF]] failed because Parliament's having an election and didn't decide on what the law should actually say. BUT all the political parties want to try again in the next session.
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| == Video Gallery ==
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| {{fv|lolivids|background-color:inherit; text-align:center; font-weight:bold; margin:.1em auto .1em auto; |
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| |<youtube>KZufpk341og</youtube>
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| This is completely [[asking for it|not sexual]], you pedo.
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| |<youtube>AUHETDR4N7A</youtube>
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| It's OK if [[you]] just [[sick fuck|lick a loli]].
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| |<youtube>jItz-uNjoZA</youtube>
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| A typical song you'll find on a [[Pedophile|Loli-lover's]] [[iTunes]].
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| |<youtube>ir8BO4-7DkM</youtube>
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| Don't lie, you know you have a boner you [[pedophile|pedo]].
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| }}
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| == [[Fap]] Gallery ==
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| {{cg|Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery>
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| Image:Wikipedo Lolicon Picture.png|How can you forget the [[wikipedo]] lolicon pic!
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| Image:Pedobear_Eye.JPG|[[Pedobear|The last thing most lolis see]].
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| Image:Enjoy_yer_lolis.jpg|[[Castration|This]] is what should happen to [[pedophile|you]] for looking at stuff like this.
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| Image:Sluttyloli.jpg|this is a [[fact]]
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Bonerboyplusbra.jpg|This picture's original artist tried a dozen times to remove it from this article. So much for "Pedo Pride".
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| Image:G.HanneliusLollipop.jpg|Pedophiles love G. Hannelius "A Disney Loli"
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| Image:Loliconshtuff.jpg|Exactly!
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| Image:Yotsunoha.JPG|Regular merchandise.
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| Image:Pedo Mouse.jpg|[[Furry]] [[lol]]icon.
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| Image:wtfjapan.jpg|Well, that's [[Japan]] in a nutshell.
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| Image:Babyfuck.jpg|[[Baby Fuck]]![[111]]
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| Image:Lolisfightback.png|The lolis resist.
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| Image:Mootispunished.jpg|This is what happened to [[Moot]] after banning loli from [[4chan]].
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| Image:Lolisharrassingashota.jpg|A [[shota]] being gangraped by a [[zerg rush|swarm]] of [[lolis]]. Can you spot [[littlecloud]] in the picture?
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| Image:RinKNJ.jpg|[[Party_van|It's okay if she makes the first move.]]
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| Image:pedomotivatorQ.jpg|Now in [[demotivator]] form!
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| Image:Japanesemadethisride.jpg|When disney [[engineer|engineers]] get involved with small children...
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| Image:Pedobeartransportslolis.jpg|Hands up those who believed there was candy in this [[Partyvan|van]].
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| Image:Lolicat.jpg|[[a cat is fine too]].
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| Image:fuckme.jpg|OH U
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| Image:Loliairplanemachine.jpg|'''Holy Shit!''' It's some sort of loli airplane machine!
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| Image:Ippaidashite.jpg|Some lolis really enjoy [[Asking for it|playing with fire]].
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| Image:Loligood.jpg|nothing wrong with [[CP|kiddy crotch]]
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| Image:Don loli.jpg|If you are [[e-famous]], the loli will come to you.
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| Image:Googlefight good news and bad news.jpg|[[Jews|fuckin capitalists]]
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| Image:Lolicon shoots your balls off.jpg|[[Castration|This]] is what should happen to lolifags.
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| Image:Loli_Shirt.jpg|Every shirt comes with a loli.
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| Image:Naked_loli_confession.jpg|What every lolifag wishes for (but is never gonna get).
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| Image:Alwaysfunny.jpg|[[some argue|some say]] This picture is worse than [[guro]].
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| Image:Nigga buys loli.jpg|[[black|Black]] men love lolis and will pay up all of their [[rape dollars|crack money]] just to get some.
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| Image:CHICLE_PRACTICE_by_B0RN_T0_DIE.jpg|An actual picture submitted on DA by BORN-TO-DIE, a [[furry]] [[pedophile]].
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| Image:MOARLOLIbyBORN-TO-DIE.jpg|Some more loli that stays on DA.
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| Image:Awesomemimi.png|Lolicon can be pretty [[awesome]], if you [[Sick Fuck|want it to be]].
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| Image:Typical digimon screenshot.jpg|Every [[digimon]] fag's favorite episode.
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| Image:Diagram 2.jpg|[[Pedobear|Kuma]] doesn't care!!!
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| Image:Queen-loli.jpg| I know what you're thinking.
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| Image:FalconLoliPunch.jpg| poor loli.
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| Image:Loli22.jpg|
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| Image:PedoGunsmotivation.jpg|Damn you pedo bear!!!!!
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| Image:MadisonPettisDisneyLoli.jpg|Pedo loves young Disney Star Loli girl "Madison Pettis".
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| Image:Gantz_lolicon.png|If she only hadn't asked...
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| Image:Saki.png| Note, when making Amateur MS paint loli/guro never include a signature like this guy did, no matter how vague!
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| Image:c4ab.jpg|Loli loves [[cock]]s
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| Image:Sickpedophile.jpg|Seriously?
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| == See also ==
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| * [[Beako]], the mascot of loli-hatred
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| * [[Ed Poor]], loli lover.
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| * [[FBI redirection]]
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| * [[Girl Scouts]]
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| * [[Pedo Baiting]]
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| * [[Waha]]
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| * [[Hinako Series]]
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| * [[Kodomo no Jikan]]
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| == External links ==
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| * [http://freeonlinearcade.org/Shooting/600/Zombears.html Zombears] Shoot Pedobear the Bad Lolilover
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| * [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000412342359&ref=search&sid=100000413700670.818555115..1 The Person]
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| * [http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/11/20/philippines-life-sentence-for-loli-manga In the Phillipines, you can get life in prison for lolicon posession]
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