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| [[File:Xbox Series X.jpg|right|thumb|The most powerful video game console in the world]]
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| '''Xbox Series X''' is [[Microsoft]] realizing that holy shit we have competition and have to try to fight [[Sony]] for once. It's the [[Lie|most powerful console ever created]], still just buy a [[PC]]. They decided to go capitalistic and start buying a shitload of companies as their studios now don't mean shit, but all the [[Shit|exclusives]] can be played on PC anyway so just buy a PC. This console also has backwards compatibility for all the [[old]] people wanting to play old games. There is also the [[sad|Xbox Series S]], basically the cheap version of the console with less graphix, shitty frame-rates, less ram, and all digital. Buying a cheap PC is still the better option.
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| ==Features==
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| * Backwards compatibility with all Xbox One games, most [[Xbox 360]] games, and few [[Xbox]] games.
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| * [[Netflix|Xbox Game Pass]] which gives you a shit load of broken games for $10 dollars.
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| * Smart Delivery basically giving away the game for free if you already bought it on Xbox One. This pissed off [[EA]].
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| * Xbox Cloud Gaming. It was hyped up as the future of gaming when really it's just streaming Xbox Game Pass on cloud.
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| ==Games==
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| ===Upcoming Games===
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| *[[Halo|Halo Infinite]]: The new Halo game that's going to sell Xbox's just the [[teabagging]] experience. It was supposed to be a launch title, but due to it looking like vomit it was delayed by another year.
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| *[[Forza Motorsport 4|Forza Motorsport]]: New Forza game that's probably going to be exactly the same as they last.
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| *[[Fable]]: No not that [[furry|Fable]] you sick fuck. A new Fable game.
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| *[[Perfect Dark]]: Perfect Dark reboot from Xbox new in house studio as [[Banjo Kazooie| Rare]] just make dogshit.
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| *[[Starfield]]: Microsoft bought [[Bethesda]] for [[Holy shit|7 billion]] so now their buggy messes are exclusive to Xbox consoles, making [[PlayStation]] fanboys salty.
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| == Videos ==
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| <center><youtube>Cd2J_Mc0PJo</youtube></center>
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| <center>[[truth|'''Basically just buy a PC.''']]</center>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Xbox One]]
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| *[[Xbox 360]]
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| *[[Xbox]]
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| *[[Microsoft]]
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