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Revision as of 04:04, 16 August 2021
Any spree shooter who is too fucking incompetent at their job to get a passable KDR will be documented here. They are too pathetic to earn their own standalone article on Encyclopedia Dramatica, or didn't have enough drama to warrant one.
Nathaniel Jouett
This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, New Mexico. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. 
More information
| Graded score | |
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| Kill count: | 2/20 4 Injured |
| Accuracy: | 9/20 |
| Style: | 10/20 Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common |
| Butthurt: | 4/20 Nobody really gave a fuck |
| Bonus: | 0/20 You already got your dick wet though why did you do it |
| Total score: 25/100 (F) | |
Wanted Level:
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Police Force
Austin Wayne Rollins
This nerd opened fire in his school located in Maryland with a Glock 9mm. He then became an hero once confronted by a pig.
He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.
UPDATE: SHE DIED!
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 1/20 1 Injured |
| Accuracy: | 5/20 |
| Style: | 6/20 Took her out Supreme Gentleman style |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Was on CNN but was then forgotten |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Failed to take out the cop |
| Total score: 14/100 (F-) | |
Wanted Level:
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Mall Cop
Armando Hernandez Jr
Incel spic who deicded to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall, killing no one, sprayin and prayin at random shit, but berating a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel, and how it's somehow her fault, of course he livestreamed the shit on snapchat
| Graded score | |
|---|---|
| Kill count: | 0/20 3 fucking people Injured |
| Accuracy: | 0/20 |
| Style: | 2/20 Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the annals of history |
| Bonus: | 0/20 None |
| Total score: 3/100 (F---------) | |
Wanted Level:
Police Force