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Revision as of 15:35, 5 August 2011
This article does not need any more little girl hentai, not at all. You can help by not adding anything, especially not little girl hentai. |
The term lolicon (short for lolita complex) is slang for the feminine CP hentai genre. The male equivalent is known as shotacon, but you already know that, you sick fuck. For those that like 'em really young, please also give Toddlercon a gander. It may be soul-crushingly horrible, but at least it's better than guro.
How anyone can get off to little girls that look like little boys; no one knows. What we do know is, there's enough lolicon on our beloved Internet to fill a goddamn supercomputer. Masturbating to lolicon is bad, and you should feel bad for it. Slang amongst fans (also termed lolicons, the subject matter itself is simply loli) include acronyms like DFC for delicious flat chest, a predilection for pantsu, and a predominance of fandom for anime & video games starring various immortal inhuman girl characters such as aliens, angels & demons, elves, goddesses, robots, transformers or vampires as it provides the "she's an adult, don't judge her by her looks" escape clause.
Facts
- There is more lolicon than there is hentai.
- There are more lolicon fans than there are WOW players
- If there are
titsMilk Bags it usually isn't loli. - If there is penis it still might be loli. Or Bridget. But most likely it's shota by then.
- The Japanese like their women like they like their whiskey – twelve years old and mixed up with coke.
- It is only acceptable to be sexually attracted to loli if you yourself are shota: Shotacon.
- Disregard that: real shota aren't interested in vagoo, only fake shota are.
- While you don't have to be a pedo to fap to lolicon, you do to fap to an actual loli.
Legality
For the most part, lolicon is completely legal in countries such as the United States. The ostensible basis for this is that since it is not a byproduct of child abuse, it represents a form of expression thereby precluding it from censorship. Well, sick expression, anyway. After all, if the First Amendment protects your right to speak out against war, then obviously it also preserves your right to enjoy the occasional Sharon Stone beaver shot. On the other hand, some say that the only reason Supreme Court ruled this way was so that Antonin Scalia could fap at his leisure.
PROTIP: We all know that it's legal until you get caught. That said, here's a few incidents in countries around the world:
- Crikey! During August 2007, an Aussie got caught trying to import lolicon DVDS and was then forced to pay a fine over 9000 dollars (seriously). The Customs Manager Richard Janeczko really wanted them for himself (fap, fap, fap) and used this lame excuse, "it was important to understand that even cartoons or drawings such as those depicted in anime were prohibited if they contained offensive sexual content." They also banned consenting-adult pornography with flat-chested women based on a tenuous "if they appear even a little young, it's obviously obscene" anti-logic brainfart.
- George W Bush banhammered lolicon, shotacon, and toddlercon in the United States during 2003, but in 2004, The Supreme Court unbanhammerd lolicon because censoring art is unconstitutional. In a surprise twist Dwight Whorley was actually convicted under the Act a year later; however, not all loli fans are fully aware of either of these rulings, making them susceptible to trolls.
- Under Africa laws it is an offense punishable by up to ten years imprisonment if anyone possesses, creates or produces, imports, exports, broadcasts, or has anything to do with it. Africans seeking child action are better off going to Zimbabwe where you can rape and kill a girl and get two years.
- It's illegal in Poland.
- It'll get you v& in The Land of Milk Bags.
- We all know anything goes hentai wise in Japan.
- ... Except rape, pregnancy, non-humans, incest, torture, anything to do with slavery and bondage, coercion, group sex, train sex, adultery, student councils and loli (in hentai games at least). But a Chinese immigrant leading UNICEF Japan tried to get the government to ban all loli after she got all the other stuff banned in hentai games. But Agnes Chan of UNICEF failed because Parliament's having an election and didn't decide on what the law should actually say. BUT all the political parties want to try again in the next session.
Video Gallery
This is completely not sexual, you pedo.
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Fap Gallery
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How can you forget the wikipedo lolicon pic!
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How can you forget the wikipedo popsicle pic!
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this is a fact
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This picture's original artist tried a dozen times to remove it from this article. So much for "Pedo Pride".
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Pedophiles love G. Hannelius "A Disney Loli"
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Exactly!
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Regular merchandise.
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Well, that's Japan in a nutshell.
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The lolis resist.
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Now in demotivator form!
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When disney engineers get involved with small children...
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Hands up those who believed there was candy in this van.
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OH U
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Holy Shit! It's some sort of loli airplane machine!
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Some lolis really enjoy playing with fire.
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nothing wrong with kiddy crotch
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If you are e-famous, the loli will come to you.
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This is what should happen to lolifags.
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Every shirt comes with a loli.
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What every lolifag wishes for (but is never gonna get).
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Black men love lolis and will pay up all of their crack money just to get some.
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Some more loli that stays on DA.
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Lolicon can be pretty awesome, if you want it to be.
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Every digimon fag's favorite episode.
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Kuma doesn't care!!!
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I know what you're thinking.
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poor loli.
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Damn you pedo bear!!!!!
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Pedo loves young Disney Star Loli girl "Madison Pettis".
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If she only hadn't asked...
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Note, when making Amateur MS paint loli/guro never include a signature like this guy did, no matter how vague!
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Loli loves cocks
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Seriously?
See also
- Beako, the mascot of loli-hatred
- Ed Poor, loli lover.
- Loni Bouchard, female loli lover.
- FBI redirection
- Girl Scouts
- Pedo Baiting
- Waha
- Hinako Series
- Kodomo no Jikan
External links
- Zombears Shoot Pedobear the Bad Lolilover
- The Person
- In the Phillipines, you can get life in prison for lolicon posession
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