Lebanon

Lebanon: Where?

Lebanon (not to be confused with lesbian) is a giant terrorist colony run by Syria Iran, always bitching how no one likes him.. Home to such groups as Hezbollah, Palestine Liberation Jew-disposal Organization, and Armed Christian Gangs, Lebanon is a diverse and multicultural terrorist hotbed. Lebanese pride themselves in being the only democratic Arab state.

Continuous butt-rape

Typical Lebanese

Lebanese have had an identity crisis since the dawn of man. Since Lebanese are made up of over 9000 different multi-colored religious, sectarian and feudal parties, they're always raping the hell out of each other. One of the lulziest places on Earth. Of course the Israelis and Palestinians also help with the drama generation all year long. Lebanon is a recommended tourist attraction known for its cultured, tolerant and Western-loving people.

[Lebanon gained its not-so-hard fought independence from France, and lived in peace until it decided to join the Arab invasion of Israel hours after it was established by Jews. However, the Jews, brainwashed by the Holocaust stories, raeped them hard. Surrounded by Jew Israel from the South, it has been assfucked by Israel in 1978, 1982, and 2006, when Palestinian terrorists came into Lebanon to launch attacks on Israel in their attempts to solve the Middle East problem once and for all. Israel did not appreciate this, and invaded Lebanon with its modern Army two times in all, and shelled and bombed it with jets, artillery, and gunboats, causing severe butthurt to the guerillas armed with old Russkie-made weapons. Despite this, the stupid Muslims continued killing Jews, apparently having not learned their lesson. However, Lebanon also assfucked itself and got raped hard by Syria in what was called the "Lebanese Civil War", where basically Muzzies and Christfags buttraped each other over their beliefs.

In 2006, the Lebanese group Hezbollah defended Lebanon from Israel by sneaking across the border and capturing two soldiers, and firing rockets at Jew towns. Israel then aggressively responded to an attack on its sovereignty by sending its ships to blockade Lebanon and shell strategic targets along coast, bomb it from the air, and invade it with massive amounts of armor and infantry. As predicted, the Lebanese got buttraped badly. Practically all of South Lebanon got flattened during the war, 2,000 Hezbofags and their Lebanese fans died, Hezbollah's headquarters and its neighborhood in Beirut were completely pulverized, most of Hezbollah's fancy Iranian missiles got destroyed, and Israel captured 10 miles of Southern Lebanon. However, 159 Israelis died and 5 tanks were destroyed, and there was some damage to Northern Israel, including giant forest fires, caused by Russkie-made Hezbollah rockets. So Hezbollah put their hands up shouted "WE WIN!!!!!!!! ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!" (It's a sandnigger thing).

Syria has always been there for Lebanon during times of tragic crises. Syria claims that Lebanon is a natural part of its land. Lebanese are divided into Muslims who want to go back to the warmth of their motherland, and Jesus-fags who fap to images of Chirac and French bread.

Lebanon is famous for its unique cuisine. Food like kebbeh, tabouleh and other delicacies.

Lebanese cuisine

Lebanon is also home to the Iranian Democratic Party of Allah. Israel is a big fan of Hezbollah and they always tease each other with silly games to keep us all entertained. Hezbollah believe that Jews are evil, as if we didn't know that already...

Lebanese women are hot, and their natural beauty is an awe to behold.

tl;dr All Lebanese are special. They can never make up their mind about what they want to be, making them potential drama targets no matter who they are.

Culture

In Lebanon, you have to respect local culture and customs. This short list will guide you into familiarizing yourself moar with teh best Muzzies eva!

• Airy Feek
• Kiss Immak
• Wahad A'kroot
• E'khtak Sharmoota
• Rooh Ntek
• Yel'an Rabbak

Using these phrases properly will make you an instant Lebanese winnar!. Proper Lebanese ladies will shower you with respect and you'll be a valuable member of the community in no time!

Trolling Lebanese

Lebanese are all emos. Trolling them is very easy and well worth the laugh.

• Brag how Syria is a great country and that Lebanon is one of Syria's most beautiful cities.
• If confronted by a Christian Lebanese, argue that Lebanon is Arab and Arabs are Muslims.
• If confronted by a Muslim Lebanese, complain how Christians are a majority in Lebanon yet they still don't get enough rights.
• Claim that Lebanon doesn't exist on map, and that the one you see is there for UN conformance purposes only.
• Declare that Lebanese are disabled and retarded since birth, thus the need for external countries to continuously pamper them.
• Call their mothers Lesbaneses.
• Tell them that Israel kicked their asses in 1982, 2006, and 2010.
• Say that Lebanon is just another colony of Syria.
• Call them Arabs in denial.
• Ask them that if Lebanon is so great, why do most Lebanese people prefer living in the shithole of Brazil?

Fun things to do in Lebanon

• Watch pirated pr0n
• Troll Palestinians
• Become poor
• Spy for Israel
• Pretend to be a Western country
• Get raped
• Watch serious political talk shows
• Become a licensed Terrorist
• Get blown up
• rape women (fun rite?!)

Famous Lebanese Syrian people

• Rafik Hariri
• Hassan Nasr-Allah
• Hayfa Wehbeh
• Hannah Barbara
• Ralph Nader
• Mohammad
• Mohamad Baker El-Akhras

In accordance with Megan's law we are obligated to tell you that the above are secks offenders