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In 2011 Liz Decided she would stand as an Independent MP for the Auckland Central electorate. Obviously as with everything else Liz does this was doomed to failure before it started. However, many [[lulz]] were had and her facebook political page was up and down more times than a [[prostitute|Vietnamese hooker]] on crack. | In 2011 Liz Decided she would stand as an Independent MP for the Auckland Central electorate. Obviously as with everything else Liz does this was doomed to failure before it started. However, many [[lulz]] were had and her facebook political page was up and down more times than a [[prostitute|Vietnamese hooker]] on crack. | ||
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=== Some of Liz Shaw's Policies === | === Some of Liz Shaw's Policies === | ||
[[Image:LizBurqa.jpg|thumb|right|Burqas can be sexy !]] | |||
* Building a Bridge between Auckland and Sydney | * Building a Bridge between Auckland and Sydney | ||
* Outlawing breastfeeding in public | * Outlawing breastfeeding in public | ||
Revision as of 07:52, 21 September 2011
Liz Shaw, born Elizabeth Jean Shaw in Wellington, is a hambeast currently residing in Auckland, New Zealand. Liz likes to pretend she is Australian despite not having Australian citizenship. New Zealanders wish she would go to Australia, Australians are happy she doesn't.
She started her career as an Attention_whore back around 2005 with an spectacular NZ Idol appearance.
After leaking the plot to Shortland Street, Liz managed to get herself banned from one of the larger production companies in New Zealand which was a bit of a problem as she had wanted to get herself a job in the MAINSTREAM MEDIA].
Liz managed to get the attention of a bunch of Basement Dwellers everywhere with her antics on the Internet and even had a forum dedicated to her attention seeking ways.
In 2011 Liz Shaw decided to run for New Zealand parliament as a candidate for Auckland Central. As with most things she sets her mind to, she failed dismally and became the laughing stock of the country once again.
Shortland Street
Craccum Debacle
NZX Porn Shoot
NZ Idol and Media Aspirations
Political Career
In 2011 Liz Decided she would stand as an Independent MP for the Auckland Central electorate. Obviously as with everything else Liz does this was doomed to failure before it started. However, many lulz were had and her facebook political page was up and down more times than a Vietnamese hooker on crack.
Liz, as an aspiring politician had the right idea, her stance on censorship was overwhelmingly obvious with anyone who disagreed with her or asked questions she found difficult to answer finding themselves banned. This included the Human rights commission who kindly pointed out that this was not the best political strategy.
Anyway, after censoring the Human rights commission, Liz went on to tackle larger problems, like how to build a bridge between Auckland and Sydney. This of course got picked up by various Media outlets and she became a bit of a laughing stock.
Undaunted by the stupid people laughing at her, she added other things to her slowly growing list of policies and things she stood for (I know, most politicians work this stuff out BEFORE running, but not our favourite Attention Whore)
Some of Liz Shaw's Policies
- Building a Bridge between Auckland and Sydney
- Outlawing breastfeeding in public
- Forcing earthquake stricken Christchuch to relocate to Otara
- "Fixing" Auckland's Public Transport
- Introducing a toll bridge between North Shore and Auckland Central
- Reducing the toll charge when she got a car
- Banning the burqa
- Paying those with physical disabilities less to work