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Corky eventually moved out when the free food and beer dried up. Realizing what an ass he made of himself on camera, he tried filing DMCAs and lulsuits to get the videos taken down. After nobody listened to him he claimed to be filing a class action lawsuit unless the videos were removed. They're still up.
Corky eventually moved out when the free food and beer dried up. Realizing what an ass he made of himself on camera, he tried filing DMCAs and lulsuits to get the videos taken down. After nobody listened to him he claimed to be filing a class action lawsuit unless the videos were removed. They're still up.
== 100 Days of Failure ==
On January 18, 2010 Corky announced his 100 day challenge to get a life with 14 points to success. Unfortunately, none of these included losing his virginity or accepting his homosexuality.
# Get a green screen/office to work on his crappy public access show.
# Go to the gym.
# Get his buckteeth fixed and a new hearing aid.
# Finish a script for a movie.
# "Networking," AKA not being a creepy homeless guy.
# Learn video editing.
# Get a website setup.
# Get an acting resume.
# Get the van fixed.
# Get a Kindle.
# Get into an acting school.
# "Learn Comedy." (not unintentional)
# Get a license for the van.
# Get a place to live (not his van).
All of which except going to the gym he still hasn't done to this day.
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==Lulzy IRL Corky moments==
Bravo was [[GTFO|fired]] from his store clerk job at a Phoenix branch of Circle-K in April 2009 after [[NO NIGGERS|refusing to serve an African American]] customer and calling him a “[[Drunk|Drunken]] [[Nigger]]”. He remained “[[Poor|unemployed]]” in Phoenix for the remainder of the year and after his free accommodation ended when his [[faggot|room mate]] Paul Garett also known as {{yt|HappyCabbie}} was evicted and he became “[[homeless]]”.
He [[scam|conned]] Youtube citizens out of [[Jew gold|$1400 worth of “donations”]] with an outlandish e-begging scam last Christmas and he has recently published a new appeal for more “donations”.
He was on the record admitting that he’d spent the $1400 on [[Hookers and Blow|“Beer & Hookers]]” on his own BlogTV video blogging channel (Now suspended after it was used to harass his former room mate {{yt|HappyCabbie}}) and went on to say that one [[Loli|young]] [[Whore|black Phoenix hooker]] alone cost him $300.
His SpikeBravo Youtube channel was [[B&|suspended]] after death threats were issued and other Terms Of Service violations were committed, but feckless Bravo opened a new account called <s>ProfessorBravo, hilariously endowing himself with a Professorship</s> lol b&.
His only video on his ProfessorBravo channel was e-begging $249 dollars in his latest scam which purports to liberate his possessions from an Arcata storage facility.
== Alleged Pedophilia ==
{{squote|Yesterday I was driving around town and I spotted a highly suspicious whitish-grey beater of a van with a cracked windshield parked on the side of a road. A short distance up I noticed there was a man approximately 5'8 to 5'9 dressed in hobo clothes with sunglasses on hunched over talking to two girls around the ages of 8-9 years old. I turned to park and when I got out of my truck he wheeled quickly around after he heard my door shut. I began walking towards him and he started off to his van but not before i half yelled to him "do you know these girls?!?" he looked towards me and replied with something but i couldnt make out what he was saying but i noticed that he was wearing a hearing aid. the girls walked back towards the playground. i hurried towards my truck so i could follow him. i looked in my rear view and saw him got in his van but i did not see him in the drivers seat. so i got out of the truck and marched towards his van. i could tell by just looking through his windshield that he was living there as there was crap all over. he was hiding or something.
so i took down his license plate #: 1HMJ214
When I got back to my truck, I heard his van start and he pulled out in the opposite direction.
please people keep an out for this guy and watch your kids
He was approximately 5'8-5'9
pale white
bald with scraggly blondish facial hair
hearing aid
sunglasses|[http://www.topix.com/forum/city/eureka-ca/T9R2PRPU7T414HRET Lookout:1HMJ214 Cracked Windsheld] }}




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Corky also known as Nick Bravo, NickBravoLives, TheRealNickBravo, or by his real name "Ryan Fester", is a batshit insane Internet "activist" and a massive YouTube lolcow. His "activism" consists of going to infowars.com and absorbing whatever shit is posed there and rambling about it in a YouTube video or paying a public access TV channel (access Humboldt) to post his insane ramblings. Corky resembles Rootfag in 10 years in the future after his mom kicks him out of the house. Still unemployed living in a van, still in need of a dental plan, and of course still on disability. He is currently living in his van (license plate 1HMJ214) and trying to become an actor in Hollywood.

Ryan Fester gained his lulzcow status in an act of unintentional trolling when running for Arcata City Council, where he discriminated himself as an “experienced occultist”. Then after specularly losing that election he got busted by the police for eating $2.50 in salami nuggets and refusing to pay. He changed his name legally to "Nicholas Bravo" after his favorite actor Nicolas Cage. The nick name Corky was given to him because his ramblings resemble those of Corky from Life Goes On, who also has Down syndrome.

Youtube History

Gay Pride
Gay Pride
Gay Pride
Gay Pride


Corky is a Ferret


SpikeBravo Overdoses on M&M's


Driving is A Right Not a Priviledge


We have a sleeping Bravo


My Funny Voice

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After getting kicked out of yet another apartment, a YouTube user took pity on the little ferret and gave him a place to live and make some jew gold off YouTube by becoming a partner. However videos of Corky in his natural habitat drew only the attention of trolls.

That's Slander! I Sue You!

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Corky eventually moved out when the free food and beer dried up. Realizing what an ass he made of himself on camera, he tried filing DMCAs and lulsuits to get the videos taken down. After nobody listened to him he claimed to be filing a class action lawsuit unless the videos were removed. They're still up.


Rage Quit From Youtube

   
“ 		 
"I have a serial cyber-stalker, and he has loyal friends who help him stalk me. Youtube has done nothing and I am concerned for my safety. This is why I shut down my channel and have left youtube. It was draining me psychologically and emotionally. I sincerely hope any of you who followed my channel understand why I had to do this.".
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Dox

  • His Names and Aliases : Originally Ryan Fester, now Nick Bravo, Nicholas Bravo. Aliases: TheRealNickBravo, NickBravoLives
  • His license plate #: 1HMJ214
  • His Member # at Tostmasters: 01956233
  • His Sponsor at Tostmasters: Holly K. Fleschler Phone: 818-937-3445 Email: [email protected]'
  • His current parking location
Northridge California
18600 Devonshire Street
Northridge, CA 91324-1309, United States
(818) 832-1600
  • His Current Gym (LA fitness)
18679 Devonshire Street
Northridge, CA 91324, United States
(818) 832-5496
  • The local police in Northridge
City of La Devonshire Police
10250 Etiwanda Ave
Northridge, CA 91325
(818) 832-3275

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