Legion of Noway

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The Legion of Noway are a group of YouTube villains led by THEGODDESSOFNOWAY and The Satan Kids. They appeared during the great purge of Irish282, and believe themselves to be serious business.

Unable to understand the concept of trolling, Noway has spearheaded a failed attempt at ridding YouTube of its noble saviors, the YouTube Yahweh Clan. Noway is also notable for their inability to understand humor and satire.

Numerous members of Legion of Noway are known to use extremely shitty webcams, and are infamous for their practice in the art of spam. Not to be confused with the YouTube Street Team; Noway lacks a true purpose or mission, and are easily misguided.

	“	Let us give strength to those in need. Redirect the energy of evil,and we are all powerful Souls rot from within New life springs forth Powers be Praised	„
	—Ma Bell, demonstrating spiritual powers and forgiveness

Members

(Befriending Pedophiles)

TheFlocklessShepherd siding with known pedophile, DynaCatlovesme on factual statements directed to the YTYC.

PROTIP: Opinions are not facts.

• THEGODDESSOFNOWAY / themeanstoanend / YTABUSESusers
  - A Goddess (aka Ma Bell)
• TheFlocklessShepherd / AZFlockless - Ma Bell's bitch
• RacerXWTFS - Evil tranny; approach with caution
• Irish282 - Pedophile
• DynaCatlovesme - Pedophile
• LoganSperman2 - Pedophile apologist and possibly a pedophile himself
• The Satan Kids
  • ArchDevilSatanic - Leader of the faggots
  • DevilsSON8564 - Racer sockpuppet
  • princeofdarkness4596 - Racer sockpuppet
  • tvfordeath - Racer sockpuppet
  • DeathsAngel594 - Racer sockpuppet
  • DemonPenguin666 - Racer sockpuppet
  • LordBalor666 - Irish282 sockpuppet
  • BloodAngel458 - Weeaboo
• SnowVhite - Traitor to the YTYC
• TheSockDetective - The traitor's bitch

Moar Comments

A Noway supporter demonstrates immense failure by not knowing how to properly operate Google.

Known pedophile defender Logan Sperman comes to TheFlocklessShepherd's rescue.

Gallery of Noway

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  Ma Bell; Means To An Fail
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  Flockless; yes his webcam is actually that shitty
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  RacerXWTFS; tranny and illiterate fucktard
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  Irish282; pedophile mastermind
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  DynaCatlovesme; boy lover
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  LoganSperman2; pedophile fap fodder
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  SnowVhite; traitorous whore
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  Internet badass, TheSockDetective.

Quotes

	“	Being anti pedophile first and foremost,it should be obvious that I would be anti evil. Some 'users' didn't get that message...	„
	—Ma Bell

	“	I was given a mission from GOD. He gave me a vision which came to pass,and now I believe my time has passed. I stumbled with the cross which was too heavy. I wish to reach out,to perhaps find,those that will help me to stand back up.I invite all those with stories of psychic,spiritual or of faith,to join me in discussion to perhaps elevate one another.	„
	—Flockless

A WINRAR IS YOU!!1!!1!!11!1!

• Typical Noway Supporter

Self proclaimed Leader of The Satan Kids - ArchDevilSatanic displays his failed attempt at criticizing the Yahweh Clan

	“	What an honor...	„
	—ArchDevilSatanic's reaction to wikification

Merry Christmas NOWAY! - a present from The YouTube Yahweh Clan

TheFlocklessShepherd is shown failing it.

In late December of 2007, the gayness of NOWAY had reached epic proportions. It was clearly out of control, and approaching chaos. TheCluelessDrunkard was all over YouTube, spouting his slurred-speech drivel about "Yahweh are bad guys, NOWAY are good guys. Neener, neener, neener. etc.", with occasional commentary support from "The Goddess" herself. The minions of NOWAY felt so sure of their Alliance of Faggotry as to declare "war" on the YTYC itself. Drunken self-righteous Canadians think going to "war" consists of making shitty videos and posting copypasta comments taken out of context.

Out of the blue, the Legion of Noway was contacted by a "mysterious new ally", The "AgentofNoway" (account suspended, recreated as "Agent0fNoway"). The Agent promised NOWAY assured victory over their foes, agreeing to provide dox and pictures of the enemy, summarily revealing all of their powerwords in one fell swoop. NOWAY could hardly resist such a generous offer and welcomed the information with open arms.

Sadly in doing so they failed to realize THE POWER OF ONLINE COMMUNICATION.

Response

Once secured, Flockless and Ma Bell made complimentary videos exposing the entire Yahweh Clan for being the very dregs of society that NOWAY had always suspected them to be. Fortunately for NOWAY their "AgentofNoway" had provided all the info in a helpful Link to a "Script" with all the "Facts" and a link to a "Mugshot Slide show" - despite this Flockless managed to get much of his info wrong, as he was clearly high on booze and inflated ego at the thought of exposing The YouTube Yahweh Clan. He was also unable to edit the "Mugshot Slideshow" onto the end of his vlog. Later the "Goddess of Noway" managed to produce a terrible video slide show combining the pictures of the Yahweh Clan Members with a copypasta of the "AgentofNoway" script and no music.

	“	It should come as NO SURPRISE that the Yahweh Clan lead a debauched and criminal life offline	„
	—Thus Sprach Victim of Social Engineering

Salvo volleyed

• The Following Video Response is the Salvo Volleyed in Return.

Noway Owns Yahweh (LoL Wut?)

	“	How do you like those Lulz Yahweh !!!!!!	„
	—Legion of Noway - Failing Hard

Dropping Dox

Dropping Dox on Yahweh

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BIRTHMOTHER:

MICHAEL SKEHAN. RENOWNED INTERNET TERRORIST.  HE PRETENDS TO HAVE LITTLE 
TECHNICAL EXPERTISE.  BUT IS AN ACCOMPLISHED HACKER.  HE HAS SACKED MANY 
WEBSITES AND INVADED MANY MYSPACES.

YOUCANTKILLAGHOST:

RUNS A WEB-BASED HIGH CLASS HOOKER AGENCY IN LA  HIS NAME IS BOBBY  
AGE 45 HE RECENTLY LEFT HIS WIFE AND KIDS TO LIVE WITH SHERYL (AGE 23) 
ONE OF HIS MOST POPULAR HOOKERS ($500 AN HOUR)
SHE STILL WORKS FOR HIM AS A PROSTITUTE.

KITTY:

SALLY SENHAJI, AN ETHNIC AMERICAN WHO WAS FIRED FROM HER JOB AS AN 
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER WHEN IT WAS DISCOVERED SHE WAS CRANK 
CALLING HER STUDENT'S PARENTS.

CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED, SHE IS ORGANIZING A MILITANT GROUP 
TO PATROL THE US-CANADIAN BORDER.

LMTE:

RUSSELL BUNN,  LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER AT THE AGE OF 24.

CRACKMONKEY:

JAMAL – A JAMAICAN IMMIGRANT WHO RUNS A SECRET NETWORK 
VIA INSTANT MESSENGER ORGANIZING THE DISTRIBUTION OF 
IMPORTED NARCOTICS – THE NETWORK IS 
CALLED “HEAVY ELECTRICITY”.

ROO:

VANESSA POLLARD, LIVES ON THE TOUGHEST COUNCIL ESTATE IN 
MANCHESTER ENGLAND, HAS 3 KID'S (WHO ARE ALL IN CARE) 
HER HUSBAND BARRY BREEDS DANGEROUS DOGS AND RUN'S AN 
ILLEGAL FIGHT CLUB FOR DANGEROUS DOGS TO RAISE MONEY 
TO FUND THEIR  COCAINE ADDICTION.

THEY BOTH  HAVE CRIMINAL RECORDS,  VANESSA FOR SHOPLIFTING 
BARRY BIT A POLICE OFFICER’S NOSE  AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT WITH 
A SUPER-DOG (FIGHT DOG FULL OF STEROIDS).

CLAUDECLARKE282:

JOHN - RETIRED (DUE TO INJURY) LINEBACKER FROM CHICAGO.  
USES A WHEELCHAIR AFTER BREAKING HIS BACK. SPENDS ALL HIS 
INJURY COMPENSATION MONEY ON SCIENTOLOGY TRAINING 
AND DIANETIC AUDITS.

DOJA:

JAMES :: STARBRIGHTS29’S  EX-BOYFRIEND . HE IS A WEB DESIGNER . 
THEY ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER AS STABRIGHT REFUSED TO TAKE HIM BACK 
(AFTER HE CHEATED ON HER WITH XGOBOBEANX) BECAUSE 
HE HAD CAUGHT AN STI FROM GOBOBEAN.

• Doja looks familiar

Aftermath

• Strangely Enough after the video had been spammed to the front page of the "Most Discussed" list for graet justice, the YouTube Staff kicked it off momentarily - probably because they thought that Dox where actually being dropped. Then after a moment, Chad and Steve realized what had happened and laughed their asses off and stuck it back on the front page.

• Despite being told point blank about the ruse that they had just whole-heartedly fallen for, the leaders of NOWAY continued to use the fake dox on the Yahweh Clan. They even sent several after-the-fact private messages to the AgentOfNoway, requesting the next installment of bad intel. Needless to say, noone ever took NOWAY seriously about anything they ever had to say, about anything, ever again.

Even the Pedo's were Laughing at them!!!!!!!!!111

LOL TROLLED

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Flockless / Noway enjoys the company of YouTube stars

A Cry For Help

On January 11th, 2008, Ma Bell posted this drama-packed bulletin, complete with lolsuits, butthurt, and unwarranted self importance. Of course, it all turned out to be an attention whoring stunt since she logged into the account the very next fucking day.

In a video posted on January 14th, 2008, the essence and spirit of the whole Noway movement were summarized best by one phrase by "The Goddess". Truer words were never spoken:

O rly?

Rut Roh

With the mass compromising of many of SnowVhite's accounts, it's become evident that, at some point in time, Snow was having an e-fling with Flockless, Ma Bell's "loving" husband. Up until now claims of this have been denied by both parties. Have a look for yourself:

Socko, you lucky guy. lol

It's going to be a cold night in Canadia for sure.

Flock Gets Curb-stomped

Last Thursday, In a drunken rant, TheFlocklessShepherd decided to make video proclaiming his butthurt and expressing a desire to "clean up the internet". In the course of the diatribe he essentially dared people to dox his kids. With a smug look on his face, he held up a painting of them and declared to viewers that "this is as close as you're ever gonna get to it".

As with most of Darren's videos, his utter stupidity is hard to ignore. While his video made the rounds, it caught the attention of the trolling community. Within the span of a few hours, his kids were completely doxed, per his request.

LOL PWNED

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Terminated

Due to repeated or severe violations of Community Guidelines and/or claims of copyright infringement.

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