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Revision as of 19:45, 31 October 2011

de opped, lol.
Erik Möller (moar liek Mölester, amirite?) says only YOU can prevent violence by sexualizing children.
♥Erik's views on pedophilia have received significant support.♥
BoyLinks wholeheartedly endorses.

MARTIJN, the Dutch pro-pedophilia party, gives an A+.

The Wiki Youth Movement, a stealth child-kidnapping operation started by Erik.









Erik Möller is the Deputy Director of the Wikimedia Foundation, the parent organization behind Wikipedia, tireless defender of Jimbo, and long-time player of "Hide der Sausage in Angela."[1] Ironically, he also personifies the Wikipedia's "cult of the amateur" as someone arrogant enough to insert his own bizarre personal views into articles and get away with it due to his position in the hierarchy. His equally fucked-up enemies have recently put the brakes on this by uncovering and publicizing his unhealthy opinions.

Although Wikipedia bows to NPOV, Erik's views on child abuse, child sexuality, and pedophilia are nowhere near neutral, let alone normal. While enlightening the child in Africa about child sexuality, he also conveniently included such gems as "it is generally acknowledged that children are capable of feeling sexual pleasure, even if they are not yet able to engage in sexual intercourse with each other, and/or are not yet biologically able to reproduce."

Erik Möller, in true camwhore style, wants you to wonder exactly what is below the bottom of the frame?

Erik has left a long trail across the Internet of his status as a fellow traveler to pedophiles and as a freedom fighter against the tyranny of Age of Consent laws. The Google Cache of child pornography from his website only expired last Thursday, no doubt after several frantic emails. In 2001, he wrote an essay on Kuro5hin called Defending the Right to Pleasure elucidating his mainstream views:

 
 
What is my position on pedophilia, then? It's really simple. If the child doesn't want it, is neutral or ambiguous, it's inappropriate. This excludes most adult/child sexual contact...
 

 

—Erik Möller

Unfortunately, some of Erik's most controversial brilliance is no longer available online, perhaps the last round of public outcry was getting a bit too close for comfort?

Coming on the heels of the Carolyn Doran debacle, where a simple background check would have have revealed that Wikimedia's COO was in fact a convicted felon, it is unsurprising to see that the Foundation never even bothered to Google Erik but you might wonder if they ever worried about his constant pedosmile.

The many Pedosmiles of Möller

Erik Moller is NOT Erik Möller but perhaps there is something universal about the name.
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Danish paedo Eigil Møller. The resemblance is unfathomable.


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