Dangerdan/MySpace Adventure

Danger Dan, a noted Internet Tough Guy is in horny lust, he wants to get OL laid. No one really expected him being a Class A troll, but even more ironic, the fact that this is evidence of him sexually harassing people on the internet by the thousands and caring nothing. But hey, the moar you know, rite? lol, dunnage. His Myspace Adventure is hosted at myspace.com/danger_dan, and if you think any of this is even one bit funny, go kill yourself, you insensitive fuck. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

The Literature

Heh, it's not so often I find a woman so beautiful. You are a beautiful woman. You look like your so smart. I hardly know you, except from your little myspace page.

Just from your picture, I view you as a girl mistaken, a girl who is pure, and innocent. A woman who sometimes can be misunderstood. I wish I could reach out, have you rest aside me as I comfort you in person, my warm hands would caress cheeks, your stomach, your breast, and my arm would then lie between them as I breath onto your neck. I kiss your neck, I lightly suck on your soft flesh, as you float away. I want your pain to go away. I want you to be a free woman, I want to empower you. I want to see you embrace the beauty of life, and not be hurt by others. I want you to feel ravished under the weight of my hands.

God you're so beautiful.. Please, I've been viewing your myspace for the last 3 months and I can't take it anymore. I love you.

Your favorite bands, Your Interests, Your favorite movies, all of them are so perfect. You're such a unique snow flake. I care about you. You are a gentle person, don't be afraid to open yourself up to me. We can be great together.

Dan Waskiewics

The campaign

See Also

• Cyndre
• Cyndre/MySpace Adventure
• Nazi
• Ugly
• Troll
• Autism
• Role-playing
• Unwarranted self-importance
• Borderline Personality Disorder