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| [[File:Leonel Fernandez.jpg|thumb|Leonel Fernandez, current president of the DR and Hæti.]] | | #REDIRECT[[Spics]] |
| The Dominican Republic (pronounced [ɪ'm fʊckɛd]) is the cholera-stricken, overseas borough of the U.S. state of [[New York]]. Full of niggers in denial, this shithole shares its land with, of all shitholes, [[Hæti]].
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| == People ==
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| [[File:Guy with cow.jpg|thumb|Typical Dominican and his wife.]]
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| A [[failed]] nation since the Declaration of Independence, Dominicans are nonetheless a proud people and feel specially proud of the smallest achievement that any of yhem has abroad. This includes, obviously, only those fields where [[blacks]] succeed, like music and baseball.
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| Most Dominicans are living off the government tit; this is one of the many reasons why the country is a monumental failure.
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| Also, Dominicans are extremely sensitive about their race and about criticism in general, to the point of ignoring much worse things. This very article might hurt them a lot, yet they're impervious to the fact that anybody can spend US$30,000 from public funds in a bar with [[whores]] and friends.
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| == Not black ==
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| [[File:Sammy sosa.jpg|thumb|left|Sammy Sosa, black/not black.]]
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| [[Black]] Dominicans aren't really black. They call themselves "indios" to avoid the terrible reality of being black in a world that doesn't like blacks.
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| Like most blacks, they straighten their hair and use Sammy Sosa's [[jizz|magic cream]] to whiten their skin, because to look pretty is to look less black. Everybody knows that.
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| Therefore and contrary to popular belief, dark-skinned people do not outnumber whites in the DR, and most estimates say that 90 percent of Dominicans are white, whereas the rest is black, wigger or of mixed race.
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| A minority is composed of fascist spaniards and mafioso italians emigres. They're not black either.
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| == DR & Hæti ==
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| Relations between DR and Hæti have never been [[cum|warm]]. This is because Dominicans don't like Hætians and because Hætians know it.
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| However, in 2010 the Dominicans were first on the scene offering support to their neighbors after the devastating earthquake that left Port-Au-Prince in shambles. Of course, this was done to prevent millions of Hætians crossing the border into the Dominican Republic. Honestly, what would you have done?
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| == How to troll Dominicans ==
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| [[File:Lights.jpg|thumb|100px|A device too complicated for Dominicans]]
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| *Tell them that mulattos are still [[nigger]]s.
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| *Tell them that light skinned people are niggers too.
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| *Tell them they look like Hætians.
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| *Suggest that Trujillo loved to suck cocks.
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| *Convince them that an invasion from Hæti is inevitable, and the merging of the two countries will happen by 2015.
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| *Propose castration as a legal punishment for infidelity, stealing electricity and spending the entire income in rum and beer.
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| *Close their airports.
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| *Ask them why do they want to be Puerto Ricans.
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| ==Gallery==
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| <gallery>
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| File:Niggerspongebob.jpg|Dominican [[SpongeBob]]
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| File:Two guys, not gay.jpg|[[Not gay]]
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| File:Practical taxi.jpg|A Dominican taxi
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| </gallery>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Not racist]]
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| *[[No niggers]]
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