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== [[You Dun Goofed|The Video]] ==
I am a Judge and you should respect the Robe!
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[[Image:Williamadamsmeat.jpg|thumb|right|"The Judge" seen here shopping for fresh meat to [[Masturbate|pound]].]]
[[Last Thursday]] the daughter of Billy posted a video to [[Jewtube|YouTube]] that was secretly filmed in 2004. The video in question depicts Judge Adams savagely beating his daughter with a belt. From what can be garnered from the video, Hillary is a bit of a [[Vidya|video game]] fan (note the [[Furry|Starfox Adventures]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Adventure 2]] posters on the wall) and a [[CSIII|computer geek]]. Judge Adams, being the [[sick fuck|upstanding, moral individual]] (read: [[Redneck|redneck]] dumbfuck) he is didn't agree with her downloading that evil rock and roll music and playing those satanic [[Vidya|video games]] and decided to "give her a spanking." Instead of a spanking, he proceeds to beat the living fuck out of her, [[Redneck|good ol' boy]] style. At the time, Hillary was downloading [[Japan|Japanese]] [[J-pop|music]] and [[vidya|games]] that were not yet available for legal purchase in the Jewnited States. Not wanting to miss out on the latest episode of the hottest [[animu]] Hillary turned to the Internets to satisfy her cravings. Disappointed with his daughter's actions, The Judge then decided he was going to beat some sense into the little shit.
 
Detecting the incoming justice, Hillary smartly placed her camera on a shelf and covered it, leaving it on "record" mode to capture everything that happened. Seven years later she released the video causing the shitstorm of butthurt taking place today.
 
He is seen relentlessly manhandling and beating Hillary everywhere on her body, threatening to beat her across the face if she doesn't assume his demanded positions. Hillary's mother, another [[Asking for it|victim]] of Billy's abuse, is seen shouting at her and telling her to "take it like a grown woman".
 
{{quote|Take it like a grown woman!|Wife of [[Redneck|Judge William Adams]], beating her daughter in fear of the same happening to her}}
 
Because Hillary is a gamer the video rapidly gained momentum on the [[/v/]] board on [[4chan|4chan]] where it then spread to [[/b/]] and subsequently [[Reddit]] from there, picking up supporters along the way. Judge Adams should be preparing his asshole for the oncoming [[shitstorm]] because [[lulz]] are sure to ensue. Hope your career works out buddy!
 
It is worth pointing out that Hillary is disabled. She has [[Zach Anner|cerebral palsy]] and thus has a very fragile frame. This didn't faze Billy one bit, he still beat her to no end. For he knew that, despite her pleas to the contrary, the bitch was faking.


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Revision as of 04:42, 2 November 2011

Judge William Adams
Judge William Adams lookin' cute. no homo
Download Kazaa? That's a paddlin'
Details
Description Texas Judge in Aransas County, known for paddlin' internet users.
Classification Progenitor of Butthurt
Virginity Compromised
Fears Kazaa, the internet, youtube, technology, gays
Values God, beating children, sodomy
Links
URL Youtube
That's a paddlin'

If you take the man at face value, Judge William "Bill" "The Judge" Adams is a high class judge and all-around good natured family man. However, behind the monkey suit lies the most monumental redneck sack of shit you will ever meet. Hailing from the lovely county of Aransas in South Texas his existence is spent beating his wife and daughter and feasting upon the sandwiches they prepare for him. Make no mistake, while this smarmy fucker doesn't wear a wifebeater and shotgun cans of Bud Light, he is the embodiment of backwoods trash. When he's not busy lying through his teeth about his family life and wasting taxpayers' money on stupid shit he's getting secretly filmed beating the holy fuck out of his disabled furry daughter.

   
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Get on the stomach or I'm gonna start beatin' you again
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—Judge William Adams, exercising his second amendment rights like a retard

   
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I never got mah lick in on 'er
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—Judge William Adams, demonstrating his true redneck colors

I am a Judge and you should respect the Robe!

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His house as seen from Google Street View.

William "Bill" Adams

  • 123 Elm Street
  • DOXVILLE, TX 78994
  • Phone (Personal): Unlisted
  • Phone (Aransas County Courthouse):
  • Fax (Aransas County Courthouse):

That's a Paddlin'


Vidya gaems? That's a paddlin'


Apparently he has more in common with them Jappos than he thinks


He may be a Mexican


Another Godless Hippie Heathen (Warning: video contains an asshole)


If he would have just got on the internet, he would have see this
lovely instructional video! By a 16 year old black girl, no less!

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