I'D HIT IT!

I'd hit it

I would hit that. With my genitals.

I'd hit ^it^ with a giant lint roller stick.

4chan vernacular used to describe one's desire to sexually interact with a picture if it were real. Since most /b/tards are basement dwelling, underageb& virgins, howevar, these are things they cannot actually have. They'd hit a Fleshlight with full force if they could afford one.

Also, since most of these pre-pubescent losers have yet to learn that an e-peen is not the same thing as a raging IRL boner, the 'hitting' of 'it' much spoken of on 4chan usually refers to polishing the bishop and the following (premature) sexy-time explosion over their monitors or a pic they've downloaded expressly to repost with evidence that they have no shame.

'Things' /b/tards would 'hit'

Who wouldn't?

/b/tards discuss how they would hit Siamese Twins; the correct answer was: "twice".

• Bill Kaulitz: the ladyboy frontman of German Glam Band Tokio Hotel.
• Line Trap
• Siamese Twins
• Fleshlights
• Jack Sparrow
• Balki
• Maddie
• Casey Anthony
• Summer Glau
• JB
• CP
• MILFs
• Your mom
• Their sister
• Anything (dead or alive)

'Things' /b/tards wouldn't 'hit'

• You: because even the collective Id of the internet has standards.

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  Also featured in Arthurian legend
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  Even Gordon Freeman would hit it
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  Response to the previous picture.
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  Horizontal, as well as vertical.
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  Even undead japanese chicks get in on the action.
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