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[[File:E1G3EG2W 400x400.jpg|thumb|Getting ready to fuck Kani from Sushi Pack!]] | [[File:E1G3EG2W 400x400.jpg|thumb|Getting ready to fuck Kani from Sushi Pack!]] | ||
'''Keegan James Salisbury''' (also known as MultiKeegster1, MultiKeegster2, KJS12, TheYtpMaker1000, YTPMaker1000, SourWashingMachine, Imageny, Empty Recycle Bin, xomdjl_, >nul, and Keegdog) is a 17 year old unwanted piece of shit who wastes his time making ytpmvs | '''Keegan James Salisbury''' (also known as MultiKeegster1, MultiKeegster2, KJS12, TheYtpMaker1000, YTPMaker1000, SourWashingMachine, Imageny, Empty Recycle Bin, xomdjl_, >nul, and Keegdog) is a severely autistic 17-year-old unwanted piece of shit, wannabe hacker, DDoSer and general fucktarded sped who wastes his time on the internet doing lots of shit [[no one cares]] about or other rubbish that rightfully drew the ire of many. This fat enby faggot usually sits on his chair making ytpmvs, whacking off to his many waifus, some of which are [[pedo|underaged]]; DDoSing and hacking people he doesn't like, overreacting over the slightest provocations, having autistic meltdowns and harassing every girlfriend he ends up getting together with. | ||
==Who in the living fuck is this dude and why is this an article?== | ==Who in the living fuck is this dude and why is this an article?== | ||
Some 17 year old kid who's been on the internet for a long time has done nothing but make shitty youtube poops and crappy ytpmv/otomads. He has done nothing but manipulate others by joining a community, finds a girl and then ends up harassing them to the point the girl gets extremely uncomfortable being on this planet. | Some 17 year old kid who's been on the internet for a long time has done nothing but make shitty youtube poops and crappy ytpmv/otomads. He has done nothing but manipulate others by joining a community, finds a girl and then ends up harassing them to the point the girl gets extremely uncomfortable being on this planet. | ||
== The Beginning == | |||
On September 15th 2004, Karrie Flannigan shat Keegan out of her vagina and bought him into the world. At a young age, Keegan was diagnosed with [[Ass Burgers]]. | |||
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===Keegan's Love Quest!!!=== | ===Keegan's Love Quest!!!=== | ||
[[File:E bQP7VgAYj5pv.png|thumb|Quick everyone, act like you're scared!]] | [[File:E bQP7VgAYj5pv.png|thumb|Quick everyone, act like you're scared!]] | ||
Similar to [[Chris-chan]], who has a love quest by trying to get together with girls, Keegan has made a similar approach to wanting to fall in love with girls too. His recent ex girlfriend, broke up with him cause of his sexually abusive attitude towards her | Similar to [[Chris-chan]], who has a love quest by trying to get together with girls, Keegan has made a similar approach to wanting to fall in love with girls too. His recent ex-girlfriend, broke up with him cause of his sexually abusive attitude towards her. Fearing that his waifu would leave him forever, Keegan tried to use his permaban powers to bring her back to her server as well as forcing her to buy lewd clothes for herself so Keegan can jack his twizzler-esque microwang on her. After the breakup, Keegan felt very suicidal and developed a [[LOL|pornography addiction]] due to no longer having Ky to sexually abuse and live out his deranged incel fantasies. | ||
==Midori's Document of Keegan== | ==Midori's Document of Keegan== | ||
Some random douche who is writing this article under the name of Midori (formerly Green ProDuctions Universe), who was a firmer friend of Keegan, made a ytpmv of keegan (at the same time shoving a bunch of Japanese sources into the ytpmv as well as writing a whole ass document of Keegan and his wrongdoings). Keegan hasn't learned shit from Midori and proceeds to get everyone to forgive him, heck half the people who watches Midori's content has already acknowledge Keegan's bullshit over the past years and so. | Some random douche who is writing this article under the name of Midori (formerly Green ProDuctions Universe), who was a firmer friend of Keegan, made a ytpmv of keegan (at the same time shoving a bunch of Japanese sources into the ytpmv as well as writing a whole ass document of Keegan and his wrongdoings). Keegan hasn't learned shit from Midori and proceeds to get everyone to forgive him, heck half the people who watches Midori's content has already acknowledge Keegan's bullshit over the past years and so. | ||
== Trivia == | |||
* Keegan's bent [[Penis|duck]] is only 3 inches long. | |||
== See Also == | |||
* [[Chris-Chan]] | |||
* [[Incel]] | |||
* [[Rape]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
Revision as of 14:45, 26 November 2021
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Keegan James Salisbury (also known as MultiKeegster1, MultiKeegster2, KJS12, TheYtpMaker1000, YTPMaker1000, SourWashingMachine, Imageny, Empty Recycle Bin, xomdjl_, >nul, and Keegdog) is a severely autistic 17-year-old unwanted piece of shit, wannabe hacker, DDoSer and general fucktarded sped who wastes his time on the internet doing lots of shit no one cares about or other rubbish that rightfully drew the ire of many. This fat enby faggot usually sits on his chair making ytpmvs, whacking off to his many waifus, some of which are underaged; DDoSing and hacking people he doesn't like, overreacting over the slightest provocations, having autistic meltdowns and harassing every girlfriend he ends up getting together with.
Who in the living fuck is this dude and why is this an article?
Some 17 year old kid who's been on the internet for a long time has done nothing but make shitty youtube poops and crappy ytpmv/otomads. He has done nothing but manipulate others by joining a community, finds a girl and then ends up harassing them to the point the girl gets extremely uncomfortable being on this planet.
The Beginning
On September 15th 2004, Karrie Flannigan shat Keegan out of her vagina and bought him into the world. At a young age, Keegan was diagnosed with Ass Burgers.
Angry Birds for Google Chrome
Keegan's Love Quest!!!
Similar to Chris-chan, who has a love quest by trying to get together with girls, Keegan has made a similar approach to wanting to fall in love with girls too. His recent ex-girlfriend, broke up with him cause of his sexually abusive attitude towards her. Fearing that his waifu would leave him forever, Keegan tried to use his permaban powers to bring her back to her server as well as forcing her to buy lewd clothes for herself so Keegan can jack his twizzler-esque microwang on her. After the breakup, Keegan felt very suicidal and developed a pornography addiction due to no longer having Ky to sexually abuse and live out his deranged incel fantasies.
Midori's Document of Keegan
Some random douche who is writing this article under the name of Midori (formerly Green ProDuctions Universe), who was a firmer friend of Keegan, made a ytpmv of keegan (at the same time shoving a bunch of Japanese sources into the ytpmv as well as writing a whole ass document of Keegan and his wrongdoings). Keegan hasn't learned shit from Midori and proceeds to get everyone to forgive him, heck half the people who watches Midori's content has already acknowledge Keegan's bullshit over the past years and so.
Trivia
- Keegan's bent duck is only 3 inches long.
See Also
External Links
- YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/Keegdog
- Discord: Keegdog#3771
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/keegdog0
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Keegan Salisbury is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |