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Keegan James Salisbury (also known as MultiKeegster1, MultiKeegster2, KJS12, TheYtpMaker1000, YTPMaker1000, SourWashingMachine, Imageny, Empty Recycle Bin, xomdjl_, >nul, and Keegdog) is a severely autistic 17-year-old unwanted piece of shit, wannabe hacker, DDoSer and general fucktarded sped who wastes his time on the internet doing lots of shit no one cares about. This fat enby faggot usually sits on his chair making YTPMVs, whacking off to his many waifus, some of which are underaged, DDoSing and hacking people he doesn't like, overreacting to the slightest provocations, having autistic meltdowns, and harassing every girlfriend he ends up getting together with.
Keegan's Sex Slaves
The following faggots listed below are Keegan's new squad of sex slaves best friends and fuckbuddies that are also fellow losers like he is.
CLoggermore - Also known as Mommadomma, she is an absolutely pea-brained, diaper-obsessed, disgusting, sweaty, smelly, stinky, and mentally retarded tranny who is obsessed with Keegan to the point she decided to become a pedo just to own his haters. She makes some of the worst roleplays one can ever find, fills everything she says to the brim with her fucktarded diaper fetish shit obsession.
- LewmioA - This shit-stained, cum-greased lint roller treated Ky like fucking shit and would complain nonstop while ignoring everyone else. He also defamed Baby Lamb Creations all for attention and his daddy made him do push-ups as a result. Now that his former friends hated him, he had no choice but to crawl back to Xomdjl_ like a massive pussy along with the fact that Geoshea was completed obliterated off the web. Also he hates Madness Combat as apparently the fandom treated him like shit.
- Isaac - A baby-faced crybaby that loves throwing tantrums on camera like a pussy while supporting RJ Kumar to no end. HE WANTS FUCKING LOVE!!!!
- WonderSauce2005 - A chronically rude, backstabbing psychopath with severe buttsex addiction crippling him, especially when he does get to suck Isaac's weiner.
- melsbacksfriend - A furry aspie with a creepy obsession with Vaporeon. He also happens to be one of his real life fuckbuddies.
- RjGunner111 - Some crazy curry nigger who tried stealing Roszina Head's email to sign it up for several mailing lists and would constantly cyberstalk her nonstop. He also enjoys have gay buttsex orgies together with Isaac and Seth,
The Beginning
On September 15th, 2004, Karrie Flannigan shat Keegan out of her vagina and bought him into the world. At a young age, Keegan was diagnosed with Ass Burgers.
Angry Birds for Google Chrome
Keegan's Love Quest!!!
Keegan's recent ex-girlfriend broke up with him because of his sexually abusive attitude towards her. Fearing that his waifu would leave him forever, Keegan tried to use his permaban powers to bring her back to his server as well as forcing her to buy lewd clothes for herself so Keegan can jack his twizzler-esque micropenis to her. After the breakup, Keegan felt very suicidal and developed a pornography addiction due to no longer having a woman to sext and live out his deranged incel fantasies.
Since Keegan has developed an addiction to buttsex and trying to fuck every girl, someone caught Keegan in the acts of him becoming a lolicon.
During sometime before the breakup, Keegan and his ex were arguing in the DMs, leading to Keegan to use his Angry Birds for Google Chrome and Permaban powers to keep her forever, which resulted to her trying to breakup cause Keegan is a crazy dumbfuck, not like this has happened before. This also lead to the communities like the YTP and YTPMV communities to exile him from their communities for Keegan's awful behavior. These messages also reveals Keegan would always talk to her butt naked with his 3cm wiener showing off so he can fap towards her too, and the fact he also made her order kinky clothes off Amazon so he has a waifu forever, not like that anime fucking exists for low lives like him.
Midori's Document of Keegan
Some retarded edgelord (and a fucking simp) under the name of Template:Ytchannel (formerly Green ProDuctions Universe) was once part of Keegan's friend group, until Keegan fucked up and decided to make a YTPMV out of Keegan and a mild dose of weeaboo faggotry, with a touch of Korean and Japanese media, alongside a document outlining his autism.
Keegan responded with a document saying that Midori's document took scenes out of context, it really showed that Keegan is a lolicon when he doesn’t change his act, and take full responsibilities of his actions. Instead he’s still shoving the fact that he doesn’t need to listen to his haters and decided to join the Vyond community again for them to harass and manipulate his ex girlfriend, and his former friend Midori, Keegan’s two biggest targets.
After Midori wrote the document, Keegan decided to "retire" from YouTube only to come back two weeks later, which resulted him to do the same shit 3 days. This has been an recurring thing where Keegan wastes everyone’s fucking time. No wonder abortion exists in the first place.
At some point before the article, Keegan once wanted Midori to help him make visuals for a ytpmv only for it to actually suck. You can view it here
Keegan also forced his girlfriend to make YTPMV samples and sent them to Midori because Keegan looked up to Midori and possibly jacked off to him as well, only for Midori to get pissed off, having to tell any others who has the sources of her to delete them.
Trivia
- Keegan's bent dick is only 3 inches long.
See Also
- Incel
- Rape
- YouTube Poop
- YTPMV - the stupid shit Keegan makes yet alone the community wont accept him in again
External Links
- YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/Keegdog
- Discord: Keegdog#3771
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/keegdog0
- SoundCloud (NOW INACTIVE): https://soundcloud.com/notactiveanymore
- DeviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/imagenydoeszeart
- Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/keegdog0
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