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'''Negi Springfield''' is an autistic, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypertelorism hyperteloristic], [[weeaboo]] that spends enormous amounts on [[Tinychan]], [[4chon.net|4chon]], a variety of other imageboards, and even on ED's own [[EDF]]. How does he have time for all that? Is he a wealthy heir? Does he play the stock market? No, he's an unemployed 25 year old living in his mother's basement.
'''Negi Springfield''' is an autistic, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypertelorism hyperteloristic], [[weeaboo]] that spends enormous amounts on [[Tinychan]], [[4chon.net|4chon]], a variety of other imageboards, and even on ED's own [[EDF]]. How does he have time for all that? Is he a wealthy heir? Does he play the stock market? No, he's an unemployed 25 year old living in his mother's basement.


==Tripfagging on 4chan==
Negi Springfield began posting on 4chan after reading the first volume of Negima's manga. He chose that name as a way to attract attention, which has worked well since negative attention is still attention. Aside from his name and tripcode, he frequently avatarfags with characters from [[Mahou Sensei Negima|Negima]]. Several trolls have picked up this shtick, but none match the glaring faggotry of the original.


===Tripfagging on 4chan===
==EDF and nudes==
Negi Springfield began posting on 4chan after reading the first volume of Negima's manga. He chose that name as a way to attract attention, which has worked well since negative attention is still attention. Aside from his name and tripcode, he frequently avatarfags with characters from [[Mahou Sensei Negima|Negima]]. Several trolls have picked up this shtick, but none match the glaring faggotry of the original.
===EDF and nudes===


{{quote|On the old Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums there was a user named Atomic Joe who I wanted to have banned. A mod said the now infamous words "Post your dick and I'll ban him" and I did. Now the pic is everywhere. ;_;| Who would've expected it [http://www.tinychan.org/topic/10618#reply_142774]}}
{{quote|On the old Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums there was a user named Atomic Joe who I wanted to have banned. A mod said the now infamous words "Post your dick and I'll ban him" and I did. Now the pic is everywhere. ;_;| Who would've expected it [http://www.tinychan.org/topic/10618#reply_142774]}}
Negi posted his online in order to get someone banned from the old EDF. Note the abnormal distance between his eyes, that's a symptom of a congenital malformation. Note the micropenis as well. Those nudes have been a constant source of stress for Negi, who [http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/tinychan-is-3ing-my-penis.3724/ keeps] [http://www.tinychan.org/topic/10618 bawwing] [http://789chan.org/b/res/8119.html to] [http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1320432047 various] [[white knight| white knights]] to help him [[Streisand effect|erase his nudes off the Internet]].  
Negi posted his online in order to get someone banned from the old EDF. Note the abnormal distance between his eyes, that's a symptom of a congenital malformation. Note the micropenis as well. Those nudes have been a constant source of stress for Negi, who [http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/tinychan-is-3ing-my-penis.3724/ keeps] [http://www.tinychan.org/topic/10618 bawwing] [http://789chan.org/b/res/8119.html to] [http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1320432047 various] [[white knight| white knights]] to help him [[Streisand effect|erase his nudes off the Internet]].  


===Tinychan===
==Tinychan==
His autism and especially his common meltdowns raise the blood pressure of every [[Tinychan]] poster. Every thread he posts in gets hijacked by people posting the pictures to the right. Every time he tries to befriend with a user who clearly dislikes him, he asks for apologies, [[minichan|as if tinychan is some sort of hugbox.]]
His autism and especially his common meltdowns raise the blood pressure of every [[Tinychan]] poster. Every thread he posts in gets hijacked by people posting the pictures to the right. Every time he tries to befriend with a user who clearly dislikes him, he asks for apologies, [[minichan|as if tinychan is some sort of hugbox.]]


===Site===
==Site==
Negi Springfield runs [http://www.negimachan.com Negimachan], a chan that is centred on an anime made solely for [[pedophiles]]. However, being centred on some anime that only appeals to a few people, the chan is essentially dead and boring. The only activity it ever had was spamming in order to promote other chans and the occasional troll post that leaves nothing but his dong.
Negi Springfield runs [http://www.negimachan.com Negimachan], a chan that is centred on an anime made solely for [[pedophiles]]. However, being centred on some anime that only appeals to a few people, the chan is essentially dead and boring. The only activity it ever had was spamming in order to promote other chans and the occasional troll post that leaves nothing but his dong.



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Were you looking for the subsection 'Micropenis' on ED's cock page?

The collective reaction
Negi is a sexy animal.
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Animated version
It looks even smaller up close.
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Such a magnificent voluptuous penis.
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Typical Tinychan response

Negi Springfield is an autistic, hyperteloristic, weeaboo that spends enormous amounts on Tinychan, 4chon, a variety of other imageboards, and even on ED's own EDF. How does he have time for all that? Is he a wealthy heir? Does he play the stock market? No, he's an unemployed 25 year old living in his mother's basement.

Tripfagging on 4chan

Negi Springfield began posting on 4chan after reading the first volume of Negima's manga. He chose that name as a way to attract attention, which has worked well since negative attention is still attention. Aside from his name and tripcode, he frequently avatarfags with characters from Negima. Several trolls have picked up this shtick, but none match the glaring faggotry of the original.

EDF and nudes

   
 
On the old Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums there was a user named Atomic Joe who I wanted to have banned. A mod said the now infamous words "Post your dick and I'll ban him" and I did. Now the pic is everywhere. ;_;
 

 
 

— Who would've expected it [1]

Negi posted his online in order to get someone banned from the old EDF. Note the abnormal distance between his eyes, that's a symptom of a congenital malformation. Note the micropenis as well. Those nudes have been a constant source of stress for Negi, who keeps bawwing to various white knights to help him erase his nudes off the Internet.

Tinychan

His autism and especially his common meltdowns raise the blood pressure of every Tinychan poster. Every thread he posts in gets hijacked by people posting the pictures to the right. Every time he tries to befriend with a user who clearly dislikes him, he asks for apologies, as if tinychan is some sort of hugbox.

Site

Negi Springfield runs Negimachan, a chan that is centred on an anime made solely for pedophiles. However, being centred on some anime that only appeals to a few people, the chan is essentially dead and boring. The only activity it ever had was spamming in order to promote other chans and the occasional troll post that leaves nothing but his dong.

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