Drawrawr

The chunkier part of it's design, inspired by furry scat porn.

Of course, McBob's logo is much better

Elvis is admin in the building.

The calling card of DR's advertising gestapo on ANY other site on teh interwebs.

Drawrawr is the latest deviantart clone which claims in it's own creation it is being rebellious and free. But actually, it's just full of a variety of moral fags, ugly/fugly loud mouths and/or gobshites such as grammar nazis - the latter choosing the color scheme after throwing up. Drawrawr is a new site, but promises features too crummy to mention.

Drawrawr claims to be an art site - but one browser of Elvis Master's account shows you that artwork doesn't have to be yours to post in the first place: http://drawrawr.com/viewGallery.php?owner=Lambdanaut&month=04&year=2012 BECAUSE THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A TRACE ART OF SCOTT PILGRIM....

It was setup by some Elvis impersonator, self-appointed CEO named Josh Thomas, (because using the title CEO is VERY rebellious from deviantarse) WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING - and if you think different, boy are you gonna be corrected! And if he doesn't know everything, he doesn't allow it to occur on Drawrawr. HE WATCHES ALL. You cannot join Drawrawr without first passing the Elvis-master's test of ability - unless you're lucky enough to have Elvis, some unimportant goth girl who poses as his girlfriend to cover up past acts of bestiality, or one of their other team-slugs to pay you a visit, forcing their magical propaganda down your throat to force you to join immediately.

Those who do not comply with what Josh Thomas - and his Elvis costume - believe in, will spend eternity in Elvis Master Hell. If you have broken their rules - such as the one that you have to post stuff that you clearly aren't talented enough to draw, YOU MUST NOW GET A DRAWRAWR ACCOUNT FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT!

That's because drawrawr is run by self-appointed CEO Josh Thomas, who gave himself the title 'CEO' once he managed to put together three lines of HTML code, and realized the importance of what he was doing.

But follow the site rules, and not only will your computer not have a trojan installed on it by their moderators, but you'll also be invited to a similar promised land offered to You Tube users - of course the drawrawr version is still in beta.

Artwork

How to artworkz on Drawrawr - as demonstrated by a DR staff member Bill-e-horse.

Fanart of the DR admin.

Unlike deviantart, drawrawr loves furry art especially anything by Snapesnogger - cuz that's some good shit bro! It has artwork drawn by 14 year olds who base their anatomy on desk-top dolls and store dummies, who think that because they aren't tracing artwork ARE FUCKING GOOD AT ART and ANY attempt to tell them their work isn't good will result not with the usual butthurt, but instead a full-on boycott from drawwar's second reich.

Then of course, you have the artwork from those trapped on drawrawr who cannot leave either because they're fucking stupid, or because when drawrawr told them how fucking good their site was on deviant art, artgrounds, sheezy or wherever, they posted a nice big journal saying OMG I'M LEAVING HERE - I'M ON DRAWRAWR NOW SO THERE! You know - the sort of artist who if trapped on a snow-topped mountain would think: 'I can't melt snow, so I better drink my own piss'.

The artwork this kind of artist posts includes fractal, patterns which denote the artist is somehow trapped, such as this: http://drawrawr.com/art/7h8 or artwork expressing a desire to slash their wrists or cut their own heads off, (as seen here: http://drawrawr.com/art/av7) because they are depressed from waking up and finding out that all the promises drawrawr made to them when they joined were all fucking lies, and they are now in a position not too dissimilar from that of a turkey in the autumn/winter quarter of any given year.

OPERATIONZ ARE GO!

But what of Elvis himself? 10 minutes after coming up with the idea for drawrawr, (which was 5 minutes after spending yet another day of googling 'Josh Thomas' to yield no results) OPERATIONZ WERE GO, and have since been overseen by the Elvis Master himself. He rallied up a bunch of fat loud kids who think they can program - but in reality will fuck up making a cup of coffee - and got to work. The rest is history in the process, as the site isn't making enough money to afford servers for a complete resurrection of the SS in order to take over EVERY FUCKING SITE ON THE INTERWEBZ AND MAKE THEM DRAWRAWR!

When in the building - EM ensures:

• NOBODY badmouths Drawrawr. Infact, expect this article to be blogged about and requested to be removed...
• Advertising is done! This includes going onto other art sites, forcing the notion of how crap that site is, and how the user MUST MOVE TO DRAWRAWR RIGHT NOW, BEFORE ELVIS GETS MAD!
• Unoriginal features copied from Sheezyart are implemented ASAP!
• The staff - including various fuck-wits from the failed and unoriginally named 'The Art Site Project', (or 'CRAP' for short) are kept as much in line as all great gestapo should.

Hean's Asswhippin'

On drawrawr, trolling is both allowed and rife - yet what the retards who setup this site were too retarded to see, was that if you can't lure people onto your site to troll them, the site is actually completely fucking pointless, because the people who they want to troll aren't likely to go there - because all children know not to walk into to an aligator pit.

In May 2011, this just so happened to include one weeaboo, Chibi Dawnie, who posted her lurkings around the DR faggotry: http://dawnrie.deviantart.com/journal/Mew-News-Thinking-of-joining-DrawRawr-Read-this-218456829

Hean was retarded enough to have not realized that you don't flame somebody you want to piss off before they arrive on your artsite trollsite - making him stupider than a weeaboo who posted the point-out journal 100 years before the butthurt response journal.

Once the retard was discovered, Elvis and his girlfriend LVL-5-TONS, quickly purged the jew~retard from their pure, aryan, elitist trolls - and his butthurt has been heard on drawrawr ever since - because what makes this all the more funnier, is that on Drawrawr, nobody gets banned - failers at DR end up interred and sent to concentration camps instead - although it's predicted with the imminent Drawrawr 2.0 that fat-cat-herine, (Elvis's IRL;BNR GF) will turn to vore, thus solving the problem.

His full fuckup can be found here: http://drawrawr.com/viewJournals.php?owner=Hean&id=947

Features of the site

Outside of the rampant grammar nazis and unfunny trolls, users/newly recruited SS members, can submit no more than two piece of artwork before the system crashes. Interestingly enough, there is no 'watch' feature as commonly found on most art sites, because Elvis Master wanted the best for his Aryan race. So instead of a 'watch' button, in it's place is a 'HEIL!' button.

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  WE AREN'T TASP, GAWD!
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  Jonny Littman from TASP has joined the draw-war crew, and has been hard at work!
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  The most comprehensive external review of the site.
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  Never heard of Drawrawr? We think he probably won't hear the last of it when DR catch up with him...
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  Hean kinda answers his own question here...
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  Why is Hean ex-mod? HE CONTRADICTED DRAWRAWR SITE POLICY! Nobody shall take things seriously on DR! NO EXCEPTIONS!

Marketing

Far from sitting on the internet and waiting for users, the drawrawr gestapo have setup up propaganda profiles all over the interwebz, here is their one on deviantart: [1] Their tactics are simple - find any art site with users, and go on and on and on about how that site has BAD features, that should castrate the owners of the site to Elvis-Master Hell, to get users signed up for a Hitler Youth/Drawrawr account.

The site also has a slogan: "Don't just Drawrawr, DRAWWAR!" which is comment-spammed on art sites everywhere, despite not one fuck being given in return.

These include:

• http://www.facebook.com/pages/DrawRawrcom/196856303673079 BECAUSE THE WORLD MUST KNOW!
• http://drawrawr.sheezyart.com/
• http://pinterest.com/source/drawrawr.com/
• http://drawrawr.deviantart.com/ DAmned for spamming!
• http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/drawrawr Just incase they forgot to pay the server bill this month...
• https://github.com/Lambdanaut/Drawrawr DR login for members of Anon.
• What...no twitter? GOOGLE FAIL? Oh it's on page 2: http://twitter.com/#!/drawrawr (Obviously not enough hits...)
• http://www.mangabullet.com/DrawRawr/profile
• http://drawrawr.artofnine.com/
• http://www.tomgeeks.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=5980&start=75&sid=5eb864bda6f895abeb8077e09e6c5126 Example of how to plug forums the right way - the DRAWBAWWW WAY!
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJsQSb9RFo0 Josh Thomas's Youtube account.

Users

A typical Drawrawr user.

Drawrawr decided to setup the account holocaustdenier and then ban it, to prove they aren't the fascists they appear to be. We suspect business as usual - namely self-trolling, because genuine users left once they realized the features are about as functional as a chocolate fireguard - and nobody on the interwebz outside of the 6 users on drawrawr know of it's existence. The plan is the continue self-trolling until the annual payment of $1.98 on the server runs out.

Most of it's users are obviously horse fuckers, because they are all butt-ugly, and who else would enjoy living on a website which looks like throw up? And also when the server goes South this message appears.

More or less, it's in beta - the turd-brown color scheme is effecting the server, as demonstrated in this comic: http://emerilla.deviantart.com/art/Raichel-s-DrawRawr-Adventure-210680014

Famous Users

• Snapesnogger
• Ashes
• Bill-e-horse

See also

• Art
• Graphic art
• DeviantARSE