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==Behavior and Fetishes==
==Behavior and Fetishes==
[[File:ladyalt_fa_245.jpg|thumb|left|Her [[Troll|Havarian]] form, The Queen of Fools]]
[[File:ladyalt_fa_245.jpg|thumb|left|Her [[Troll|Havarian]] form, The Queen of Fools.]]
[[File:ladyalt_fap.png|thumb|What Amanda [[Masturbate|does]] every night.]]
[[File:ladyalt_fa_183.jpg|thumb|She seriously thinks someone will spend money on this garbage.]]
[[File:ladyalt_fa_183.jpg|thumb|She seriously thinks someone will spend money on this garbage.]]
[[File:ladyalt_fa_121.jpg|thumb|One of her typical [[PMS|bitchfits]].]]
[[File:ladyalt_fa_121.jpg|thumb|One of her typical [[PMS|bitchfits]].]]
[[File:ladyalt_fa_225.jpg|thumb|It's not my fault! It's my EVUL TWIN!]]
[[File:ladyalt_fa_225.jpg|thumb|It's not my fault! It's my EVUL TWIN!]]
[[File:ladyalt_fa_178.png|thumb|TROLOLOLO SHE NOES MEMES U GAIS. FOREVER ALONE LE LE LE. XD]]
[[File:ladyalt_fa_178.png|thumb|TROLOLOLO SHE NOES MEMES U GAIS. FOREVER ALONE LE LE LE. XD]]
[[File:ladyalt_fap.png|thumb|left|What Amanda [[Masturbate|does]] every night.]]
 


Upon close examination, it's quite clear that LadyALT69 - like all typical virgins with internet access - has some serious mental disturbances involving sexual frustration that she attempts to relieve by creating art and stories of her and her "love". One can speculate from browsing her gallery and noting the frequency of her uploads that she puts a great deal of time into her work (read: she [[basement dweller|has no other hobbies]] besides recreating the same horrifying porn again and again). So it comes to no surprise that she also goes out of her way to obtain any attention that she can by regularly doing the following:
Upon close examination, it's quite clear that LadyALT69 - like all typical virgins with internet access - has some serious mental disturbances involving sexual frustration that she attempts to relieve by creating art and stories of her and her "love". One can speculate from browsing her gallery and noting the frequency of her uploads that she puts a great deal of time into her work (read: she [[basement dweller|has no other hobbies]] besides recreating the same horrifying porn again and again). So it comes to no surprise that she also goes out of her way to obtain any attention that she can by regularly doing the following:

Revision as of 05:32, 4 July 2012

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
The Hambeast and her lover, in both real-life and animu forms.
"Hoe my god this got +300 views all because of a boob animation thanks to all the pervy viewers (including me xD) viewing this"

Do you remember a game called Spyro? Like many, you may have grown up in the 90s playing this Playstation gem about a purple dragon and his whimsical adventures. Unlike many, however, you may have wanted to do more than just play the game. You may have become a hardcore fan: desiring to live in the world of Spyro, and lusting over not him but the enemies that he briefly encountered. That's right. Yes, I'm talking about having sexual fantasies about video game bosses that nobody remembers.

19 year-old self-proclaimed Aspie Amanda L. Turcol (or LadyALT69 as she is known on the Interwebs) is one such case. Now, if you are part of Spyro fandom, you may recall the drama that surfaced on deviantART in years past from Chantelle/Ripto's Fan Girl (RFG for short) and her insane sexual infatuation with Ripto (the main antagonist of Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage). Both ALT and RFG have much in common, including jealously guarding their sacred relationship with a polygon to the point of verbal rage and violence (in the form of hate art) to any who dare oppose them. While Ripto's Fan Girl is still around (Last known account can be found here. In case of deactivation just type "Chantelle Ripto" into the dA search box set to Newest, and you just might find her), she appears to no longer have an obsession with Ripto. When last seen, she was drawing herself and her (allegedly real-life) crush as lesbian raptors. The main difference between the two, however, is the character in question. With ALT, an enemy called Jacques (a fucking Jack-in-the-box with a green face and no lower body, no less) is the target of her affection, or should we say fandom rape.

It is rumored that LadyALT69 started getting the internet's attention when someone linked to her artwork on /b/. From there, people have submitted her work to the tumblr blog Socially Unacceptable Art on numerous occasions.

Behavior and Fetishes

Her Havarian form, The Queen of Fools.
What Amanda does every night.
She seriously thinks someone will spend money on this garbage.
One of her typical bitchfits.
It's not my fault! It's my EVUL TWIN!
TROLOLOLO SHE NOES MEMES U GAIS. FOREVER ALONE LE LE LE. XD


Upon close examination, it's quite clear that LadyALT69 - like all typical virgins with internet access - has some serious mental disturbances involving sexual frustration that she attempts to relieve by creating art and stories of her and her "love". One can speculate from browsing her gallery and noting the frequency of her uploads that she puts a great deal of time into her work (read: she has no other hobbies besides recreating the same horrifying porn again and again). So it comes to no surprise that she also goes out of her way to obtain any attention that she can by regularly doing the following:

  • Frequently posting "sexy" drawings of herself, Jacques, or pairings of characters belonging to her peers. Extra points for Lesbianism (she's obviously one of those fake bisexuals that pretends to lez out for male attention).
  • Begging for money. Mimicking the methods of artists with actual talent, she set up a Paypal account for donations, auctions and commissions (that no one will ever buy).
  • Broadcasting herself on Livestream, where you can watch her create twisted cartoon erotica. If you're lucky, she'll take requests!
  • Begging for trades and requests of her and Jacques fucking. And getting her pregnant.

Quotes

By LadyALT69

   
“ 		 
I am 19 years old. Just graduated high school from 2011. I want to get somewhere with my art but to alot of people think it's a compitition out there.

I am in a sexual love relationship with a French Jack-in-the-box from Spyro the Dragon name Jacques. I'm guessing I'll add my porn on here Hmm... I guess I will lol XD Just a f***ed up fangirl on Da Loose!!!
 

„
  		 

—Amanda, introducing herself.

   
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For the ones that obbsessed [sic] are the ones who are unique
  		„
  		 

—Amanda, believing that being psychotic makes her a speshul snowflaek.

   
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Why Do I love Jacques???
  • He's unique as hell
  • He's got a look that
  • he really has a sexy feel of color
  • He's like the most bad ass Jack off the box he is
  • he brought me back into playing Spyro again all because of one picture on [dA]
  • I don't have a boyfriend yet but it depends since I'm actually blooming as a prettier flower
  • His enviorment is all colors and beauty though the graphics is messed up from back in the day but I still love it...

So far so good...
 

„
  		 

—Reasons why she loves Jacques

   
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To Everyone all over the world, since you don't give a damn about one another I believe it's time for me to stop this and discontinue until people (like me) get shit straight. I'm so sick of myself being the weak one and I almost got my arm broke because I almost swung at my brother a few nights ago. I've gone mental I can't take no more stress and I'm so sick of being a living creature who has a mind of a child with a sexual fetish of a game character. Yes indeed I don't know shit on how to think b4 I type. I hope everyone will die this year on 2012 so we can restart one anothers life.
  		„
  		 

—Jesus H. Christ, what a pyscho.

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Reactions from Others

   
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Ugh.
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—Typical response from a viewer.

   
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This is all kinds of creepy.
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eww learn to draw
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wow i haven't seen someone this lonely since chris chan
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I hate to break it to you but your boyfriend isn't real.
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holy fucking shit, I have never seen an uglier gallery in my life I mean seriously I think my eyes are fucking bleeding.

Stop drawing I mean holy balls, this atrocious. Obviously people spoonfeeding your non-artistic talents is making you seem like you're something special. This needs to stop now.

and holy shit you're nineteen with a boner for a gross looking, lumpy shitstain of a fucking Spyro boss?

you give asspies a horrible name k
 

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—LOL

   
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I was just /b/rowsing when I came across some post about you.. I god.. The horrors I have seen :/
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Gallery of Horrors

After hours of sifting through more than 250+ drawings (all of the same shit), I give you a delightful sample showcasing her talents.

MSPaint Failures

  • When you've never seen a real dick, your drawn characters will suffer from Upside Down Dick Syndrome.
    When you've never seen a real dick, your drawn characters will suffer from Upside Down Dick Syndrome.
  • You mean that's not Shaggy and Scooby?
    You mean that's not Shaggy and Scooby?
  • That's not how Japanese works.
    That's not how Japanese works.
  • Amanda and Chantelle: The two whores who ruined Spyro, together at last!
    Amanda and Chantelle: The two whores who ruined Spyro, together at last!
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  • This is how she begs for free art. Yeah, there are plenty of these.
    This is how she begs for free art. Yeah, there are plenty of these.
  • Can't tell if Pregnant Fetish or just trying to convince people that only she can fuck Jacques.
    Can't tell if Pregnant Fetish or just trying to convince people that only she can fuck Jacques.
  • Getting desperate now ...
    Getting desperate now ...
  • Anybody's face when they see her art.
    Anybody's face when they see her art.
  • Her attempt at BBW. If you haven't gone gay yet, here's your chance.
    Her attempt at BBW. If you haven't gone gay yet, here's your chance.
  • Even she wants herself dead.
    Even she wants herself dead.
  • After viewing this image you will never sleep again. Or want to have sex.
    After viewing this image you will never sleep again. Or want to have sex.
  • Amanda, doing what she does best.
    Amanda, doing what she does best.
  • So if he hasn't had sex in 14 years, how can he be a virgin?
    So if he hasn't had sex in 14 years, how can he be a virgin?
  • Wrong kind of pussy, dumbfuck. ("Minet" actually translates to "kitten".)
    Wrong kind of pussy, dumbfuck. ("Minet" actually translates to "kitten".)
  • Rule 63 and Nigger Rape.
    Rule 63 and Nigger Rape.
  • Plans for a Fursuit mask. Thank Christ she can't afford to commission someone to make this.
    Plans for a Fursuit mask. Thank Christ she can't afford to commission someone to make this.
  • And here I was expecting Charlie Sheen, but alas, it's just ALT's shitty grammar.
    And here I was expecting Charlie Sheen, but alas, it's just ALT's shitty grammar.
  • Her "husband", stating the obvious. Also, Slinky-Dick.
    Her "husband", stating the obvious. Also, Slinky-Dick.
  • FLAP FLAP FLAP
    FLAP FLAP FLAP

IRL Pics

Her True Form About missing Pics
  • FATTY LUV DORITOS!
    FATTY LUV DORITOS!
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  • Even her eyes are fat.
    Even her eyes are fat.

Screencaps

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Relationships

I guess it wasn't TROO LUV afterall.
Proof of her selfishness. Only by her logic would a straight guy want a picture of a nasty veiny cock that she lusts over.
Why tell your parents when you could show them this image instead?

Despite admitting that her one true love is, in fact, fictional, LadyALT has made room in her heart for real-life (albeit online) romantic partners as well. Of course, these rarely go well. But how can you expect an actual bond to last that's founded on nothing but fetishistic roleplaying?

To put it in a nutshell: Amanda is a narcisstic virgin with rage who knows nothing of actual relationships. She merely uses men to fulfill her psycho-sexual needs.

To date, ALT has had two e-relationships with fellow Furaffinity users. T-Ryo, being just one of two of her mindless sheep followers that leave the same one-worded comments on her art, was the first. The only thing known about him is that he is deaf (too bad he wasn't blind instead, so he'd never have to lay eyes on the landwhale and her hellish doodles). No one knows why they broke up, but there are many good guesses.

Harter77 was the second "boyfriend" of ALT. Currently, Amanda seems upset that he's not paying her enough attention.

Links


An archive of her hideous Furaffinity gallery can be found here.

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