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==What is Bahrain== | ==What is Bahrain== | ||
Bahrain is a small island kingdom located in the Persian Gulf. In the [[At Least 100|long history]] Bahrain has been inhabited, the people of Bahrain have ruled by many foreign [[government|sovereigns]], never their own. Currently, the occupation of Bahrain is controlled by [[Saudi Arabia|another group of foreigners today]] who are cleverly disguised as the [[lies|"legitimate"]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Khalifa Al Khalifa Royal Family]. When [[oil]] was first discovered in the [[Middle East]] in 1932 in Bahrain, only a small amount was found which propelled the economy to diversify away from [[oil]] to things such as infrastructure, [[Wall Street|finance]], and [[Terrorism|tourism]]. Due to the [[ | Bahrain is a small island kingdom located in the Persian Gulf. In the [[At Least 100|long history]] Bahrain has been inhabited, the people of Bahrain have ruled by many foreign [[government|sovereigns]], never their own. Currently, the occupation of Bahrain is controlled by [[Saudi Arabia|another group of foreigners today]] who are [[sockpuppet|cleverly disguised]] as the [[lies|"legitimate"]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Khalifa Al Khalifa Royal Family]. When [[oil]] was first discovered in the [[Middle East]] in 1932 in Bahrain, only a small amount was found which propelled the Bahraini economy to diversify away from [[oil]] to things such as infrastructure, [[Wall Street|finance]], and [[Terrorism|tourism]]. Due to the [[lol|excellent economic management]] of the King of Bahrain, [[Asshole|Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa]], Bahrain is the 12th [[Freedom|freest]] economy according to an allegedly [http://www.heritage.org/index/country/bahrain very important] [[Circlejerk|conservative think-tanks]]. Somehow the ruling [[Saudi Arabia|Bahraini elite]] have managed to [[Bribe|convince]] [[neocons|conservatives]] in [[America]] that the economic status quo in Bahrain is some how "[[Capitalism|free markets]]," when the Bahraini Royal Family continually resorts to [http://www.bahrainrights.org/en/node/3019 allowing corruption and nepotism to flourish among the elite]. If it weren't for Bahrain's excellent port that allows strategic control of the Persian Gulf, [[America]] would be invading Bahrain for their [[oil]] and [[Jew Golds|other wealth]] under the [[lies|guise]] of bringing "[[Freedom]] and [[Democracy]]" to an [[NORPS|oppressed people]] living under a [[Gaddafi|tyrannical]] [[Saddam|autocratic]] [[Syria|regime]]. | ||
=So what is the low down on what has happened in Bahrain?= | =So what is the low down on what has happened in Bahrain?= | ||
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Bahrain is a small country in the Arabian Peninsula that is a protectorate of the Wahhabist Saudi Royal Family. No one would give a shit about Bahrain if it weren't for all the oil that it sits on top and the fact it has an excellent deep water port for Zionist forces to use against Terrorist Iran. Due to this importance for showing those Iranians and any other Arab who is boss, as long as the country remains stable for America's naval interests, things would be good for all. This peacefulness would not remain the case for long. For those who have been living under a rock, since December 17th, 2010, much of the Arab World has been engulfed in revolution. While there have been moderate successes in Tunisia and Libya, Egypt has been trickier business, and Syria has turned to pure shit. One revolution has experienced a media blackout due to the conjoined interests of American military interests and corporate media in mutual cahoots to hide the truth. This media blackout is an unacceptable attempt by numerous political forces to hide the fact they don't actually care about human rights and the Democracy they use as excuses to invade countries. Don't think this is a conspiracy? Think again. In this eternal struggle for the right to simply tell the truth, Encyclopedia Dramatica wishes to present the greatest drama bomb ever to be unleash on the United States: The Bahrain Revolution.
What is Bahrain
Bahrain is a small island kingdom located in the Persian Gulf. In the long history Bahrain has been inhabited, the people of Bahrain have ruled by many foreign sovereigns, never their own. Currently, the occupation of Bahrain is controlled by another group of foreigners today who are cleverly disguised as the "legitimate" Al Khalifa Royal Family. When oil was first discovered in the Middle East in 1932 in Bahrain, only a small amount was found which propelled the Bahraini economy to diversify away from oil to things such as infrastructure, finance, and tourism. Due to the excellent economic management of the King of Bahrain, Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa, Bahrain is the 12th freest economy according to an allegedly very important conservative think-tanks. Somehow the ruling Bahraini elite have managed to convince conservatives in America that the economic status quo in Bahrain is some how "free markets," when the Bahraini Royal Family continually resorts to allowing corruption and nepotism to flourish among the elite. If it weren't for Bahrain's excellent port that allows strategic control of the Persian Gulf, America would be invading Bahrain for their oil and other wealth under the guise of bringing "Freedom and Democracy" to an oppressed people living under a tyrannical autocratic regime.
So what is the low down on what has happened in Bahrain?
Revolution Begins
The Empire Strikes Back
The Clean up
Aftermath
The Elaboration on why/how we managed to pull this shit off
August 9th 2012
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August 18th 2012
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August 21th 2012
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August 22th 2012
Links to use
http://www.aljazeera.com/programmes/2011/08/201184144547798162.html http://rt.com/news/bahrain-clashes-opposition-598/ http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2011/07/2011725145048574888.html http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/01/27/obama_administration_selling_new_arms_package_to_bahrain https://www.commondreams.org/headline/2012/01/31-4 http://www.aljazeera.com/video/americas/2012/08/20128273548544850.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5BIIEx1srI http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/15/world/middleeast/nine-bahrain-doctors-convicted-in-political-trial.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZIPLLERpKI