Negi Springfield

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The collective reaction

Negi Springfield is an autistic, hyperteloristic, weeaboo that spends enormous amounts on Tinychan, 4chon, a variety of other imageboards, and even on ED's own EDF. How does he have time for all that? Is he a wealthy heir? Does he play the stock market? No, he's an unemployed 25 year old living in his dad's apartment.

Tripfagging on 4chan

Negi Springfield began posting on 4chan after reading the first volume of Negima's manga. He chose that name as a way to attract attention, which has worked well since negative attention is still attention. Aside from his name and tripcode, he frequently avatarfags with characters from Negima. Several trolls have picked up this shtick, but none match the glaring faggotry of the original.

Negi is a sexy animal.

EDF and nudes

It looks even smaller up close.

	“	On the old Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums there was a user named Atomic Joe who I wanted to have banned. A mod said the now infamous words "Post your dick and I'll ban him" and I did. Now the pic is everywhere. ;_;	„
	— Who would've expected it [1]

Negi posted his online in order to get someone banned from the old EDF. Note the abnormal distance between his eyes, that's a symptom of a congenital malformation. Note the micropenis as well. Those nudes have been a constant source of stress for Negi, who keeps bawwing to various white knights to help him erase his nudes off the Internet.

Tinychan

His autism and especially his common meltdowns raise the blood pressure of every Tinychan poster. Every thread he posts in gets hijacked by people posting the pictures to the right. Every time he tries to befriend with a user who clearly dislikes him, he asks for apologies, as if tinychan is some sort of hugbox.

Site

Negi Springfield runs Negimachan, a chan that is centred on an anime made solely for pedophiles. However, being centred on some anime that only appeals to a few people, the chan is essentially dead and boring. The only activity it ever had was spamming in order to promote other chans and the occasional troll post that leaves nothing but his dong.

His friend would probably be delighted if he knew that he and the inside of the house they live in is being put on public display. Sounds familiar?

Gallery

• Bling bling
  Bling bling
• Such a magnificent voluptuous penis.
  Such a magnificent voluptuous penis.
• Typical Tinychan response
  Typical Tinychan response
• 
  From his flickr.

See also

Yiri

External Links

• DOX (mirror)

Trying to fit in with the big boys.

• negiof4ch
• NegiSpringfieldof4ch
• negispringfieldof4ch possibly abandoned
• NegiSpringfieldof4ch confirmed wikipedo
• some stupid wikia
• fanfiction.net
• flickr
• hiwihhi or some weeaboo formspring clone
• formspring
• tripfag wiki made by Negi
• habbo
• his posts on potter forums
• thx digg
• TVT

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