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GOD BLESS

Unless you find preaching the Bible to passers-by an heroic effort, VK411 hasn't contributed much to humanity. She acts exactly like your average 16 year old girl with a webcam, except for being conservative, Christian, and 40 years old, making her ten times as pathetic. She has so many people who dislike and disagree with her she literally calls her stickam page a "Viocracy" (not to be confused with Sherrodcracy) and her extremist supporters and herself the "VK Police" for protecting YouTube from all clips and comments criticizing her. At the head of the quest for a new, drama-free homeland, VK shall be henceforth known as the ugly female Moses of the YouTube exodus to THE PROMISED LAND. To this day, her life revolves completely around her vlogging "empire" -- which, in a world of scarce resources and greedy people, amounts to slightly less than nothing. She lives day to day vlogging, greeting her internet friends with all the thirst for attention of a middle-aged woman who sees her last few precious years of semi-attractiveness slipping away. She maintains her ant-farm of "loyal viewers" with promises of flabby, bespeckled nudity, but she comforts herself with the deluded belief that her meaningless pseudo-philosophical ramblings are what they really want.

She doesn't fucking get it

People visit her because they:

Are horny, 40 year old, single men who want to drop a load in her festering uterus.
Want to leech off her subscriber base (where the fuck did it come from!?).
According to VK, men want her because she's a "huge closeted geek", as explained in her LiveVideo Promised Land press conference where she professed her love for "ElfQuest", and "Shadowrun".
Believe defending pedophiles like Irish282 is wrong.

She ignores the obvious, though, because pretending she isn't a camwhore lets her sleep at night.

Stickam Whore

Every night, violetkitty411 drives home from her volunteer part-time job at her local church, takes off her jacket, turns her lights off, powers on her computer and goes onto stickam for a few hours to tape a show for five lonely, single, 40-year old men. Srsly.

EDiots think they may be AIDS lesions.
Just before rush hour, Violetkitty waits for her fanz to arrive.
Very active social life.
Take a peek at her fans, 40 year old, single men. People, this is serious shit.
lol omg so funny ^ ^.
VioletKitty enjoys Stickam with her Friends.

CapnOAwesome's Atheist Jihad

	“	I declare an Atheist Jihad on VioletKitty411. This all started when she left a comment on my profile, and then blocked me immediately afterwards so I couldn't reply. Until I get unblocked and/or an apology, I will continue my Jihad.	„
	—-CapnOAwesome

CapnOAwesome was angry because VioletKitty411 blocked him from leaving comments on her page. He then declared an Atheist Jihad against her on October 26, 2006.

VioletKitty411 made a video about the situation called "What Burns My Cookies." CapnOAwesome was unblocked on November 3, 2006.

Violetkitty meets Blasphemy Challenge

True to her batshit insane, conservative christian upbringing, she decided to "stand up" and preach ridiculous Bible bullshit. lol, nutjob (mirror). She is going to Internet Heaven now.

This video prompted many of her fucktarded followers to draft a response.

The Promised Land

The beautiful dream of an Argent009 and VioletKitty411 controlled paradise was not to be. No matter how much cock they suck, they cannot convince the LiveVideo Administration to completely ban every suspected EDiot, despite VioletKitty compiling a hit list.

Completely unlike exposing yourself to 13 year old boys on Stickam, right?

VKsHope's Blacklist

VioletKitty411, in yet another desperate attempt to exert control over total strangers on the internets, decided to preemptively create a video calling for the VK cult to block everyone she deemed unrighteous upon the public arrival of the EDiots (who were busily uploading such hate-laden content as Yakety Cats).

The Truth Seeps Out

VioletKitty411 (or VKsHope) was actually far less disturbed by the appearance of ED than she led her followers to believe. After all, EDiots are like drama in a can and VioletKitty has acquired a taste for the attention surge that accompanies drama, as evidenced by her using her cult to keep "Fight Fire with Fire" on LiveVideo's most discussed list using exactly the same tactics she accuses the EDiots of. VioletKitty is only second rate at it, however. She's only managed to put one video on the list and it generates as much interest in the ED users as it does in her.

She's just pissed she didn't think of it first amirite?

Maybe if she didn't drag those enormous walrus teeth while performing fellatio on LiveVideo management, she would have been able to get the EDiots tossed, but between the whining and the substandard cocksucking, it's only a matter of time until LiveVideo comes to ED offering the same kind of deal to get rid of VioletKitty411 that Steve Chen made with Bantown to drive off Argent009.

Her Holiness doesn't spam (see above), her cult does it for her.

Her Own Kind

Violetkitty's friends come out in her time of need.

Yet another Nazi, Darkzero63 shows his love (and by love, I mean bukkake fantasy) for our heroine.

VioletKitty411 is a dumb bitch of the first order, as well as a seminal Nazi mouthpiece. Some argue that she is in fact a hypocrite, however most believe that her teeth take up so much room in her skull that there is an excess of pressure on her brain. Combined with malnutrition resulting from the eating disorder she is currently cultivating in the hope of someday being a size two, this is the most reasonable explanation for her idiocy. This is the only explanation for how she has managed to confuse the KKK with the Nazis.

The Nazis have not corrected her mistaking their agenda as primarily anti-black since most of them are masochistic freaks that get off on the painful oral ministrations that she provides at the yearly White Pride Jamboree.

In a lollercaust of irony, Violetkitty411 actually left YouTube because she was afraid that Renetto calling for more black people on YouTube would drive down digital property values.

A typical Violetkitty411 fanboi showing his support

Betrayal of Irish282

In a shocking move, Violetkitty411 logged onto ED IRC to beg the Ministry of Lulz for mercy -- Under her compromise to protect from her dox being dropped, she back stabbed supporter Irish282. You can see through her userpage and diff. Wow.

-%- Violetkitty has entered #arbchat
<VioletKitty> Okay.
<weev> Ok Violetkitty: 
<weev> What do you want?
<VioletKitty> It has came to my attention that people on EncyclopediaDramatica are trying to get to me.
<weev> so?
<VioletKitty> I want to do a compromise
<wattage> lol, ok, what could you possibly offer us?
<VioletKitty> If you promise to keep my personal information secret, i will disclose information on someone you don't like
<weev> uh
<wattage> and that is?
<weev> dude
<VioletKitty> irish282
<wattage> lol, bullshit.
<VioletKitty> If I gave it to you, would you promise to leave my alone?
<weev> perhaps.
<VioletKitty> and I will be allowed to deny this on LV and YT right?
<weev> as long as the information you give us is correct
<wattage> yeah, because violetkitty411's reputation would be destroyed if she was caught, LOL DONGS
<VioletKitty> REDACTED
<VioletKitty> [email protected]
<VioletKitty> REDACTED
<VioletKitty> REDACTED
<VioletKitty> REDACTED
<VioletKitty> United States
<VioletKitty> REDACTED
<VioletKitty> http://www.electroinstruments.com/
<wattage> wait.
<wattage> no
<wattage> let me make you an account, post it on ED.
<VioletKitty> Fine.
<VioletKitty> Okay, I'm done.
<wattage> great :D
<weev> ok.  you are safe.
<hep> what is going on here, plz advz.
<HonEdLollington> lol
-%- Violetkitty411 has left #arbchat
<wattage> let me update the [[Ministry of Lulz]] page.
<weev> man.
<weev> im
<weev> so
<weev> fucking
<weev> ruined
<wattage> me 2 :D
<weev> :D

Irish282 Strikes Back

When word got back to Irish282 that it was VK who dropped docs on him, he did what any good Israeli would do. He got shitfaced and set out on a course of vengeance. He hired a crack team of internet detectives to dig up any and all information available on her. Per the agreement above, VK's docs were to be kept secret under the assumption that it was MoL who uncovered said information. Since this information was gleened by an outsider, Irish282, it can now be made available.

<Irish282> Hello?
<Irish282> Hello?
<subseven> 'scuse me...wtf r u doin?
<Irish282> I need to talk to you
<subseven> about?
<Irish282> About VioletKitty411
<subseven> hmm
<Irish282> ?
<Irish282> ?
<Irish282> Hello? Are you still there?
<subseven> yes, i'm sorry...i just threw up a little in my mouth
<subseven> please....continue
<Irish282> Well, I'm extremely p***ed off 
<Irish282> that she gave you guys my personal information.
<Irish282> I want
<Irish282> revenge
<subseven> o rly?
<Irish282> Yeah, really, or rly, whatever you kids are saying these days.
<Irish282> Yes, I want revenge
<Irish282> I've been doing some digging
<Irish282> and I want to 'drop docs' on her
<subseven> okay...so fuckin do it then...post it on her page
<Irish282> I CAN'T!!!! THAT BITCH
<Irish282> IS UNDER THE PROTECTION
<Irish282> OF THE MINISTRY OF LOL!!!!
<subseven> sir...what you are talking about is
<subseven> in the interest of NATIONLOL SECURITY to 
<subseven> the MoL!
<subseven> and if you have docs on this woman...i suggest you drop them!!!
<subseven> if you can't...then give them to me
<subseven> i will make sure they are handled appropriately
<subseven> in accordance with strict MoL NSA protocols
<Irish282> Okay, okay! I'll hand them over to you
<subseven> email them to me through YouTube
<Irish282> Okay. Hold on.
<Irish282> Done.
<subseven> wow
<Irish282> I don't know, I feel yucky for doing this
<subseven> you did the right thing
<subseven> this information is in our vital interest
<Irish282> I need you to promise me anonymity in this matter.
<subseven> i can't do that
<subseven> as a current enemy of state...you are denied the protection of the Ministry of Lol
<subseven> the only benefit you will get out of this
<subseven> is satisfying your own sick thirst for revenge...that's it
<Irish282> Very well then, that will have to do.
<Irish282> I'll just deny everything.
<subseven> you do what you gotta do...and i'll do what i gotta do
<subseven> nationlol security is serious fucking business

Here are the documents provided by Irish282, in their entirety:

Document 1 This news article details an accident that VK with one "Michael Christian", who subsequently is now remembered by VK as "the man who ruined her life".

By John M. Hoober III
Section: LOCAL NEWS
Page: B-1
LANCASTER (LANCASTER, PA.)

Published: July 21, 2003
Earlier:
A Saturday night head-on crash on Route 72, north of Manheim, injured 
both drivers, and one of them is in critical condition at Hershey Medical Center.

Michael Cxxxxxxxxxxxx, 31, of North Pitt Street, Manheim, was heading south 
on Route 72, but he was driving in the northbound lane, said state Trooper 
Jason C. Fretz of the Ephrata barracks. Andrea Davis, 32, of Omaha, Neb., was driving north. 
Her car and Christian's car collided in the northbound lane at 11:48 p.m. Saturday, just south 
of the Elizabethtown Road intersection in Rapho Township, police said.

A helicopter flew Christian to Hershey. He was admitted to a 
surgical-intensive care unit and is in critical condition, a hospital 
official said. Davis was treated and released.

Rescue crews from Manheim, Penryn, Mastersonville, Warwick Township and Lebanon responded 
to the crash. Any witnesses are asked to contact Trooper Fretz at the Ephrata barracks.

"The investigation will continue to determine what caused the events 
leading to the crash," the trooper said. To order a reprint of this document 
go to lancasteronline.com/reprint

Document 2 Although she walked out of the hospital while Michael Christian was in ICU undergoing surgery, VK felt it was her christian duty to sue his ass. This second document shows the intitial filing of that lawsuit:

http://www.co.lancaster.pa.us/scripts/bannerweb.dll

CaseCI-05-05719Desc:ANDREA DAVIS VS MICHAEL CHRISTIANFiled:7/5/2005Type:GENERAL CIVIL ACTIONBack to Party search results
HomeHelpParty SearchDirect Docket DisplayExitLancaster County Portal

FILING FILED DOCKET
COPY OF 7/5/2005 TO SHERIFF: (1) SERVICE, COMPLAINT, CK $150.00 (1) COPY TO ATTORNEY
SHERIFF'S ACTION OPEN 7/5/2005 RECEIVED FROM PROTHONOTARY 1 COPY OF CIVIL COMPLAINT,1 SHERIFF RETURN FORM. 1 CHECK IN THE AMOUNT OF
150.00 FROM LISS AND MARION(215-665-1500) RECEIPT #140719.
COMPLAINT 7/5/2005 FILED BY GEORGE S. MARION, ESQ.
CAPTION ENTRY IS: 7/5/2005 ANDREA DAVIS (MA) VS MICHAEL CHRISTIAN (MA)
SERVED 7/25/2005 CIVIL COMPLAINT UPON MICHAEL CHRISTIAN BY PERSONAL SERVICE AT 16 NORTH PITT STREET 1ST FLOOR MANHEIM PA 17545,
SO ANSWERS, CHARLES A HAMILTON DEPUTY SHERIFF OF LANCASTER COUNTY, PA. REFUND CHECK 7/26/05 CHECK # 55234 $95.40
SHERIFF'S ACTION CLOSED 7/26/2005
PRAECIPE-ENTER APPEARANCE 8/8/2005 ON BEHALF OF DEFENDANT MICHAEL CHRISTIAN. FILED BY BRIGID Q. ALFORD, ESQ.
CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE OF SAME.
ANSWER 9/14/2005 OF DEFENDANT TO COMPLAINT WITH NEW MATTER. FILED BY BRIGID Q. ALFORD, ESQ. CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE OF SAME.
PRAECIPE TO SUBSTITUTE 9/28/2005 VERIFICATION FOR THE ATTORNEY'S VERIFICATION ATTACHED TO DEFENDANT CHRISTIAN'S
ANSWER WITH NEW MATTER FILED. FILED BY BRIGID Q. ALFORD, ESQ. CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE OF SAME.
RESPONSE 1/26/2006 OF PLAINTIFF TO DEFENDANT'S NEW MATTER. FILED BY GEORGE S. MARION, ESQ.
CERTIFICATE 3/17/2006 PREREQUISITE TO SERVICE OF A SUBPOENA PURSUANT TO RULE 4009.22 AND CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE OF SAME FILED.
UPON WILLIAM WEWER, D.O., GOOD SAMARITAN HOSPITAL OUTPATIENT PT SERVICES, BEHAVIORAL HEALTHCARE CONSULTANTS/RUTH D. LESHER,
PH.D., WARWICK COMMUNITY AMBULANCE ASSOCIATION. FILED BY BRIGID Q. ALFORD, ESQ.
CERTIFICATE 4/17/2006 PREREQUISITE TO SERVICE OF A SUBPOENA PURSUANT TO RULE 4009.22 AND CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE OF SAME FILED.
UPON MONUMENTAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY, KREIDERS RESTAURANT, USSA INSURANCE COMPANY. FILED BY BRIGID Q. ALFORD, ESQ.
CERTIFICATE 9/25/2006 PREREQUISITE TO SERVICE OF A SUBPOENA PURSUANT TO RULE 4009.22 AND CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE OF SAME FILED.
UPON TEMP FORCE, KEVIN MANNSMANN, M.D./UNIVERSITY OF PA MEDICAL CENTER, HERSHEY MEDICAL CENTER. FILED BY BRIGID Q. ALFORD, ESQ.

Document 3 The following document from Irish282 shows how to view all of VK's current appointments:

This information was provided by the Pennsylvania Insurance Department. 
As you know, VK is an insurance agent and LICENSED. Go to the middle 
column and click on "Find a Licensed Producer (Insurance Agent). After you've searched 
for her name, or just put 444200 'her number' click on "view appointments" to find the 
companies she is affiliated with. This information confirms that she lives in Cornwall, 
but unfortunately there is no phone number. I have not yet checked for 
local brokers/agents for all these companies.

http://www.ins.state.pa.us/ins/cwp/view.asp?a=1281&Q=54490

Document 4 This document details the contact information for all parties related to the matter above:

xxxxxxxxxxxx, Andrea
Box 48
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
PA xxxxxxxxxx

xxxxxxx, Michael
xxxxxxxxxxx
1st Floor
Manheim
PA xxxxxxxxxxxx

Document 5 VK's profile details on Reunion.com:

Andrea xxxxxxxxxxx
35 year old Female, xxxxxxxxxx, PA 
Birthday:xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Relationship Status: Ask Andrea now! 
Member Since: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

VioletKitty Quotes On Michael Christian, "The Man That Ruined Her Life"

Although Michael Christian barely survived the accident that VK herself walked away from, she had this to say about him:

"Given his BAC (3.5x the legal limit) he was an habitual, heavy, long time drinker, though relatively young. I'm sure his family has suffered greatly at the hands of his alcoholism. I can only hope he understands how much grace he has been extended in this whole situation, and that he really has changed his life."

"Actually, my chances for survival were approximately 8% at all, and to have sustained no internal, brain or spinal cord injuries were nothing short of miraculous. God had His hand on me, for certain. Forgiveness is actively cultivated."

It "sings"

Not to be content with providing ED lulz with her typical insanity through vlogging her usual Neo-Nazi diatribes, Violetkitty decides to turn the retardation up a notch and uploaded a video of her attempting to sing the 80's Lesbian anthem Pat Benetar's - Hit me with your best shot. Is this a subliminal message for Bantown to bring it on? Was it just another chance to display her oral skills and show the internets she has teeth that Mr Ed would be proud of? (The horse not any one to do with Encyclopedia Dramatica fgt) Is she just MOAR fucking insane than previously believed?

The lulz on Live Video
Same lulz on Youtube

VK's Online Empire v.1.0 - "now with whoredom"

VioletKitty has had no life for a very, very long time. Long before VK had ventured onto YouTube and discovered THE POWER OF ONLINE VIDEO COMMUNICATION, she had built another smaller empire. This short lived "Viocracy-Lite" revolved around her fangirlism and epic faggotry over the Sims.

Violetkitty's own little corner at Sims Estates 2

Here VK seeks attention by announcing her depression:

Date Posted: 07/27/2006 11:27 PM                  
 

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Twoyys, I would LOVE to have that home in my game...do you think you could build it?  Pwetty Pweeze?

I've had my deposition for my case.  I'm officially clinically depressed, and have lost 10 lbs (making me 120 at 5'9) and 

haven't slept well in 2 weeks.

Okay, my real life is falling apart, but I've been on anti-depressants for 3 days and my sleep patterns are evening out.

I'll stop now before I depress the lot of you.

Here she admits addictive behavior, and rationalizes it away as "harmless":

 Date Posted: 09/28/2004 8:57 PM                  
 

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Hello, my name is VioletKitty and I am a Simoholic *waits "Hi VioletKitty!"

LOL, I meant to welcome you as well, but I apparently forgot.  Welcome to VK's corner.  I'm VK.  I'm a little bit of an addict 

myself.  

I'm so happy that there is a community that revels in the addiction.  It's safe.  I've never hurt anyone while simming, and 

it's relatively inexpensive as addictions go.

I also am on dialup (I love my dialup, I love my dialup...).  I haven't done much downloading and I haven't been able to 

upload yet 

without the help of my good friends.  I'm going berserk over that one as I have a yen to do that.  

Anyway, sit back, have a nice cup of tea over there in the Living Room and let's have some nice sims chat 

VK

Here she brags about her cybersex exploits, and openly admits to yiffing with furries in her sick little Sim-world:

Date Posted: 10/29/2005 11:13 PM                  
 

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Hi Kat, and welcome!

Yes, it's more fun talking about simming because we adults have a tendency to raise simming to a...hmmm...an art?  Obsession???  

You'll find that several of us like to share our sims' lives, and frankly brag about how great (or dysfunctional) they are.

I have had a serial killer, a rabbit couple, and multi-millionaires.  Tell us your simming stories!

I'm 34, never married, no kids, yet   I do have the world's cutest cat (Violet).  She gets by on looks because she has a lousy 

personality.  I love her, though.  She's lucky I adopted her, because no one else would put up with her :P

Again welcome, and we look forward to hearing more from you!  

VK

VioletKitty411 vs The "Psychotic Killer"

On Friday January 23, 2009, VK mysteriously closed down her YouTube account. Nobody knew exactly what happened to YouTube's church lady until she BAWWWWWWed to the admins to let her re-open her account again.

Apparently Andrea had been chatting up a fan from Spain. After having several exchanges with him, and sending him "relationship videos", he understandably got the impression that she wanted his pen0r. So after everything they said to each other the poor sap figures he was cleared for landing. He spends his entire life savings on a plane ticket and comes to the US to see her.

Letter From A Stalker

Violetkitty411

VioletKitty Is Scared To Death

VK is well known for taking the smallest of trivial situations, and trying to use them to garner attention. Her latest video is proof of that. Although supposedly in an unbearable amount of pain, she still had the strength to go get her laptop, open it, turn it on, record a video, and upload it to YouTube. Violetkitty411

UPDATE: After adding the above video to her article, VK has since put it on private. Now she's made a video about the doctor's diagnosis. The crippling condition has been revealed: Strep Throat.

Violetkitty411

Now that she's survived her brush with death, Andrea has remembered how to disable embedding on her videos again. Just click through to see it.

OMFG TEETH

Gallery About missing Pics

Proof that Violetkitty is NOT FAT
The result of VioletKitty's religious beliefs.
VK pleads for more viewers.
Violetkitty latest video, giving e-props to her fans

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

Mick Jagger eat your heart out.
This mouth can hold an astounding amount of nigga dong.
Violetkitty knows who did WTC
666
plz, anything to stop her from "singing"
so romantic.
right

External Links

VioletKitty411 on YouTube
[1]Cyber blowjobs for jesus or with her part-time cyber lover ( pedophile george) *[2]
VKsHope This is VioletKitty411's second YT page dedicated to fundraising causes and more heavy-hitting Christian content than you see on the other page.
Wattagecat owns violetkitty411 on YouTube
VK on LiveVideo part of THE PROMISED LAND EXODUS OF 2007
Violetkitty411 on Stickam
Violetkitty411 on MySpace - (bantown-controlled)
Violetkitty's Sim page
~~Violetkitty's new trollable Myspace~~ BALEETED

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