Lolicon

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If you get an erection from this, congratulations, the FBI is legally allowed to break into your home and take you to the ass rape house.

Lolita Complex, lolicon for short, describes someone who masturbates to feminine hentai child pornography, whereas the subject matter itself is referred to as loli (both terms are interchangeable so it doesn't really matter). How anyone can get off to little girls that look like little boys is a mystery, what we do know is, there's enough lolicon on our beloved Internet to fill a goddamn supercomputer.

Facts

• There are more lolicon fans than there are WOW players
• If there are tits it usually isn't loli.
• The male equivalent (faggots who want little anime boy butt) are known as shotacon, but you already know that, you sick fuck.
• If there is penis it still might be loli (see: Dickgirl), but it's most likely shota.
• The Japanese like their women like they like their whiskey, twelve-years-old and mixed up with coke.
• It is only acceptable to be sexually attracted to loli if you yourself are shota, but that is very unlikely since real shota aren't interested in sex.

Legality

There's no escaping your fate, you sick fuck.

A real life loli

For the most part, lolicon is completely legal in countries such as the United States. The ostensible basis for this is that since it is not a byproduct of child abuse, it represents a form of [sick] expression thereby precluding it from censorship. After all, if the First Amendment protects your right to speak out against war, then obviously it also preserves your right to enjoy the occasional Sharon Stone beaver shot. On the other hand, some say that the only reason Supreme Court ruled this way was so that Antonin Scalia could fap at his leisure. While we all know that it's legal until you get caught; that said, here's a few incidents in countries around the world:

• Crikey! During August 2007, an Aussie got caught trying to import lolicon DVDS and was then forced to pay a fine over 9000 dollars (seriously). The Customs Manager Richard Janeczko really wanted them for himself (fap, fap, fap) and used this lame excuse, "it was important to understand that even cartoons or drawings such as those depicted in anime were prohibited if they contained offensive sexual content." They also banned consenting-adult pornography with flat-chested women based on a tenuous "if they appear even a little young, it's obviously obscene" anti-logic brainfart.
• George W Bush banhammered lolicon, shotacon, and toddlercon in the United States during 2003, but in 2004, The Supreme Court unbanhammered it because censoring art is unconstitutional (Yeah, apparently 12-inch dicks tarring through a five-year-old hymen is art now). In a surprise twist Dwight Whorley was actually convicted under the Act a year later; however, not all loli fans are fully aware of either of these rulings, making them susceptible to trolls.
• Under Africa laws it is an offense punishable by up to ten years imprisonment if anyone possesses, creates or produces, imports, exports, broadcasts, or has anything to do with it. Africans seeking child action are better off going to Zimbabwe where you can rape and kill a girl and get two years.
• It's illegal in Poland.
• It'll get you v& in The Land of Milk Bags.
• We all know anything goes hentai wise in Japan.
  • ... Except rape, pregnancy, non-humans, incest, torture, anything to do with slavery and bondage, coercion, group sex, train sex, adultery, student councils and loli (in hentai games at least). But a Chinese immigrant leading UNICEF Japan tried to get the government to ban all loli after she got all the other stuff banned in hentai games. But Agnes Chan of UNICEF failed because Parliament's having an election and didn't decide on what the law should actually say. BUT all the political parties want to try again in the next session.

Galleries

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• This is what should happen to you for looking at stuff like this.
  This is what should happen to you for looking at stuff like this.
• When disney engineers get involved with small children.
  When disney engineers get involved with small children.
• Don't worry, the cops won't start the party van for this!
  Don't worry, the cops won't start the party van for this!
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  Kuma says...
• Kuma doesn't care!!!
  Kuma doesn't care!!!
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  Holy Shit! It's some sort of loli airplane machine!
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  This is a fact
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  Typical non-otaku lolifan
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  How can you forget the wikipedo lolicon pic...
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  or the wikipedo popsicle pic.
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  A shota being gangraped by a swarm of lolis. Can you spot littlecloud in the picture?
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  Furry lolicon.
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  Baby Fuck!111
• It's okay if she makes the first move.
  It's okay if she makes the first move.
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  a cat is fine too.
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  OH U
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  Some lolis really enjoy playing with fire.
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  Every shirt comes with a loli.
• some say This picture is worse than guro.
  some say This picture is worse than guro.
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  Lolicon can be pretty awesome, if you want it to be.
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  Every digimon fag's favorite episode.
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  Note, when making Amateur MS paint loli/guro never include a signature like this guy did, no matter how vague!
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  Try again.
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  This is what happened to Moot after banning loli from 4chan.
• Well, that's Japan in a nutshell.
  Well, that's Japan in a nutshell.
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  Regular merchandise.
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  The last thing most lolis see.
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  Hands up those who believed there was candy in this van.
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  nothing wrong with kiddy crotch
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  fuckin capitalists
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  Seriously?
• Niggers love lolis and will pay up all of their crack money just to get some.
  Niggers love lolis and will pay up all of their crack money just to get some.
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  If you are e-famous, the loli will come to you.

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  It almost sounds cute
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  What every lolifag wishes for (but is never gonna get).
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  Poor loli
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Videos

Loli-lovers' national anthem

This is completely not sexual, you pedo.

It's OK if you just lick a loli.

Don't lie, you know you have a boner you pedo.

Rather have the loli, you say? Why don't you take a seat, right over there?

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See Also

• 404 Girl
• Accidental Nudity
• Beako, the mascot of loli-hatred
• Bleedman, loli lover.
• Ed Poor, another loli lover.
• FBI redirection
• Girl Scouts
• Hinako Series
• Jdsonic
• Kodomo no Jikan
• Pedo Baiting
• Teruchan
• Toddlercon, in case you like them real young
• Waha

External links

• Zombears Shoot Pedobear the Bad Lolilover
• The Person
• In the Phillipines, you can get life in prison for lolicon posession
• The Uncultured Anonymous' guide to Lolis

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